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Hfhbsd
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Feb 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hfhbsd » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:14 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but they win the Superbowl the next year.

I wish I had more comfy shoes.

Granted, but they're all 200 sizes too small. (Size -184? Don't even ask.)
Half of this nation is one big joke, and the other half resembles my beliefs. I'm not telling you which is which.
Sig in progress; please wait

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:29 pm

Denied, unable to grant a wish not communicated. Even I as a wish granter can’t read minds.

I wish for poup soop to appear in someone else’s refrigerator
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:34 am

Granted, fhat someone else happens to be (whoever lives with you and shares your fridge). If you live alone and/or share no fridge, then it appears in your workplace fridge. If you work from home, then it appears in your parents' fridge. If you're parents are dea and/or you don't talk to them, then it appears in your fridge.


I wish for it
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Bahamian Caicos
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: May 21, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bahamian Caicos » Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:13 am

Granted. It the clown now lives with you.

I wish Jane Austen never wrote books.

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Antityranicals
Minister
 
Posts: 2471
Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:02 am

Granted, Jane Austen instead wrote other things, became very successful at it, and behind every movie, play, musical, magazine, and most songs you've ever watched or heard is a plot line written by Jane Austen.

I wish for some ice cream.
Compass: Right: 9.94, Libertarian: -5.84
Catholic Libertarian. Gov't has no authority, all authority is from God. God grants us free will, gov't should not infringe upon it. Legislating morality is wrong. Only exception is protecting rights to life, liberty, and property. Abortion is killing an infant, one of the few things gov't should prevent. Pro-Trump, he's been an effective weapon against real enemies of freedom: The Left, but I wish he were more for free trade, more against deficits. Unrestrained capitalism is a great thing; it does wonders for standards of living of everyone, especially the poor.
HS student in the USA. Male. XC runner, 17:30 5k, 4:59 mile. I enjoy singing, sushi, eating large quantities of food, and eating large quantities of sushi.

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The African Emirates
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The African Emirates » Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:05 am

Granted, some ice cream is given to me. Thanks!


I wish for a cup of water to quench my thirst.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is African, but not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2020 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Capitalism with Socialist Elements
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatives, Abortion, Capitalism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump

8values
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Asle Leopolka
Diplomat
 
Posts: 742
Founded: Oct 18, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Asle Leopolka » Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:53 am

Granted, but it's salt water


I wish I had tomorrow off from work
W̵̲͔͇͒̌̉̆̇͛̋ͅa̸̢̼̺̅̉̊͝l̶̟͈̳̗͒͜l̷̫͝ ̶̱̱̘͖̙̬͖̈́̏̕͘ō̴̼̭̥͔̮̟͒̒͒ͅn̴̖̦͎̯͕̈́̿͘͠ ̸̞̼͉͙́͐̏͝ẗ̴̮͕̰̫̖͉̩̍͆̂͛͝h̵̖̋̉̾̎͆e̸̞̩̳̲͙͎͑ ̴̩̈̽̈́͑S̵̯̮̟͈͎̭͠t̸͍̗̹̬͉̙̓͆̔̿r̸̡̤̺̱̹͈̦͑̈́̅ẹ̶̮͔̳̆͆̄̏̔e̴̢̺͚̠̟͕̋̄̂̓̽͘t̴̢̡̩͙̫̼̚,̸̩̖͌̈́͐̇ ̷̨͐͆P̵̳̦͗r̶̹̪̯͕̬̰̍̓͆o̷̠̱͙̠͔̗̫̽f̶̱͙͇̼̬̮̻̊͌̋į̸̯̩̖͇̍͋̓̾́̏̽ͅt̴͇̬͍̗̺̀̈́̈́͗͊ ̴̧̯̼̩͑̓̒͗i̷̪̲̜̮̼̲̎͑͊̂̕n̶͍̂ ̴͓̻̤̬͎̫̹̎͌̈́́̕͝t̸̺͚͍̕h̷͖͎̙͍̬̫̰̍̀̃̿̓e̷̛̩̔̑̌̾͊ ̵̤̖͎͔͖̂͘͝S̴̳͖̩̪͕̒͒̌͌͝h̷̝͇̱̝̻̓̓͂͑̒ȅ̶̛̞̱̮̏͐͜ḕ̷͙͉̄͜ť̸̫̩̟s̴̲̲̏̑̏̇͆͂͘͜

ᛖᚷᛟ ᛋᚢᛗ ᛒᛖᛋᛏᛁᚨ ᛖᚷᛟ ᚲᚢᛚᛏᚢᛋ
Personality: Chaotic Good | ENTJ | Math dominant | Pro business
Politically: Classical liberal | Pro 2A | Pro Choice | Behavioral economist

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:39 am

Granted. In fact, you can have every day off. You're fired.

I wish spring was here.

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Blanjiland
Attaché
 
Posts: 69
Founded: Sep 30, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Blanjiland » Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:44 am

Granted, but it’s not actually springtime, but the play Springtime for Hitler.

I wish I had perfect pitch.
An Oligarchic state where the ultra-rich govern a nation of entrepreneurs and innovators. Just as corrupt, hedonistic and materialistic as you think, despite its progressive policies and emphasis on quality of life.

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General Strike hits Blanjiland | Blanji Historians Rank former Prime Oligarchs | Over 25 corporations slammed in major international lawsuit | Death Penalty for suicide overturned, “[The Law] seemed kind of silly” Lower Parliament says | Blanji-Keepan Border opened rendered Visa-Free | Blanji Man steals 57 cats in broad daylight

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10337
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:57 am

Granted, but you get exploited by production companies looking for your talent.

I wish we colonized other planets.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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The African Emirates
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The African Emirates » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:41 am

Granted, we colonize your mom.


I wish that the person who replies to my post would visit the subreddit known as r/okbuddyretard
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is African, but not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2020 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Capitalism with Socialist Elements
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatives, Abortion, Capitalism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump

8values
Stats are immensely cringe.

Keanu Reeves Chungus Wholesome 100 Everyone Liked That Pewdiepie Minecraft and Reddit Good Fortnite Tiktok and Instagram Bad.

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The Soylent Green Party
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Soylent Green Party » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:45 pm

He did but we both lost 20 IO points.

I wish for hangover free Gin
Rember, you are what you eat!

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:48 pm

Granted, you get free glass of gin whenever you're hingover


I wish for to people to stop confusing the front of my home with a garbage dump
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5065
Founded: May 05, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Talchyon » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:54 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Granted, you get free glass of gin whenever you're hingover


I wish for to people to stop confusing the front of my home with a garbage dump


Granted. Now they confuse the inside of your home with a garbage dump.


I wish that people would understand what I'm saying.
Current RPs -
Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better. I play a grumpy doctor character and a leprechaun.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Australian rePublic
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Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:13 pm

Granted, whilst your diction is perfect, you only speak Ongota, a language with only 6 known speakers. It's the only language you speak, but you can communicate with them perfectly.


I wish to hug a Canadian
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Kynor
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Kynor » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:26 pm

Granted you hug a Canadian Polar Bear


I wish I had enough courage to ask out the girl I like

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Australian rePublic
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Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:35 pm

Granted but she rejects you


I wish to hug you
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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10337
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:18 pm

Granted, but you don't get any other hugs ever.

I wish for a chocolate fountain.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:31 pm

Granted, but it explodes. The chocolate flows all over your house and everywhere. As it cools down and becomes sticky, it becomes impossible to remove from everything. As such, you light a match to try to melt the chocolate which is melted everywhere. You accidently burn down your house which sets the entire on neighbourhood fire. The police and the courts don't believe your story and convict you for arson. Whilst in prison, you read a book on how to plea your case when innocent. You then fire your original lawyer and hire a new lawyer. The new lawyer happens to be former next door neighbour who's house burnt down in the street fire. He convicts and makes sure you've exhausted all your legal options to ensure you're never released. At this loint you're craving chocolate so badly, that the guards (who are tourturing you with chocolate you're not allowed to eat) are starting to believe your original story to the point where they're just about to convince the legal system to let you free, until you punch a guard in an attempt to steal his chocolate bar, which sees you locked in solitary confinement, chocolateless, for ever


I wish for wind chimes
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5065
Founded: May 05, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Talchyon » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:46 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Granted, but it explodes. The chocolate flows all over your house and everywhere. As it cools down and becomes sticky, it becomes impossible to remove from everything. As such, you light a match to try to melt the chocolate which is melted everywhere. You accidently burn down your house which sets the entire on neighbourhood fire. The police and the courts don't believe your story and convict you for arson. Whilst in prison, you read a book on how to plea your case when innocent. You then fire your original lawyer and hire a new lawyer. The new lawyer happens to be former next door neighbour who's house burnt down in the street fire. He convicts and makes sure you've exhausted all your legal options to ensure you're never released. At this point you're craving chocolate so badly, that the guards (who are tourturing you with chocolate you're not allowed to eat) are starting to believe your original story to the point where they're just about to convince the legal system to let you free, until you punch a guard in an attempt to steal his chocolate bar, which sees you locked in solitary confinement, chocolateless, for ever


This post wins the thread. Well done.

Australian rePublic wrote:I wish for wind chimes


Granted. You are given wind chimes. But you are forbidden from ever possessing string, rope, hooks, chains, tape, hoses, or any other means of hanging them. They lie in a clump on the floor of your closet because there's no way you can use them.

I wish I could write a post that was as equally creative as the one that the AN from me used to answer his "Corrupt a Wish".
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Current RPs -
Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better. I play a grumpy doctor character and a leprechaun.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10337
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:48 pm

Granted, but that becomes your only skill and you lose all your other skills.

I wish to have stock options worth over $1 billion.
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social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Ashrea
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Nov 24, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashrea » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:28 am

Granted, but they are Zimbabwan Dollars. :twisted:

I want to join a magickal path that has 0% chance of ever having high priestesses or a matriarchal system.

To below, Fine, just sacrafice the hobo. :twisted:
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Marquisal
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marquisal » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:34 am

Granted, but a hobo you really hate joins it as well.


I wish I could have a good and fancy friendly old hobo as one of my friends.
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Gladesville
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gladesville » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:21 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but they win the Superbowl the next year.

I wish I had more comfy shoes.


Granted, but they explode upon contact of socks.

I wish for the removal of COPPA
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville. PewDiePie is also a nasty person.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:00 pm

Granted, but Australia passes a similar law, so it's kind of... ..oh wait, nobody gives a flying shit about what the Australian government says (looks over in Google's direcrion), isn't that right? Granted, but India passes a similar law, so it's kind of mute.


I wish that pink and purple weren't moronically considered feminine coulors, and were open to everyone
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