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Outer Sparta
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:16 pm

Granted, but your possession of them makes them unstable.

I wish for a diamond.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Hfhbsd
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Founded: Feb 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hfhbsd » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:33 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but your possession of them makes them unstable.

I wish for a diamond.

Granted, but it's in plasma form, and promptly explodes and kills you.

I wish that my wish is not going to be corrupted.
Half of this nation is one big joke, and the other half resembles my beliefs. I'm not telling you which is which.
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Holy Roman Empires2
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Founded: Jan 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Holy Roman Empires2 » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:18 pm

Hfhbsd wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but your possession of them makes them unstable.

I wish for a diamond.

Granted, but it's in plasma form, and promptly explodes and kills you.

I wish that my wish is not going to be corrupted.

Granted, but you will get no more wishes after your with for your wishes to not get corrupted.

I wish for as much land as I want

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Australian rePublic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:22 pm

Granted, you canhave all the land in the world! Unfortunately for you, the world is a tiny astroid on the opposite end of galaxy, and humanity won't reach it for 500,000 years


I wish for YOU to stop screaming at me!
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Walkerfort
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Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Walkerfort » Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:05 am

granted, I run you over in a tank instead


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I wish that I can summon an undead army that is loyal to me
Well... It's been a while.

thinking of reforming my nation

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Kowani
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Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kowani » Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:27 am

Walkerfort wrote:granted, I run you over in a tank instead


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I wish that I can summon an undead army that is loyal to me

Granted. You are promptly defeated by your country’s military, and found guilty of treason.

I wish I could teleport at Will.
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The Hell Legions
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Founded: Mar 02, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Hell Legions » Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:08 am

Kowani wrote:
Walkerfort wrote:granted, I run you over in a tank instead


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I wish that I can summon an undead army that is loyal to me

Granted. You are promptly defeated by your country’s military, and found guilty of treason.

I wish I could teleport at Will.


You teleport inside of a person named William. You both die violently and horribly, bodies mangled through each other.

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I wish I had more wishes.
NS Stats don't even make sense for this. Canon policies are here. WA category is canon though!
Important Military Info Rated 10/10 by DES.
A 1.6 repeating civilization, according to this index. Tier 9, Level 9, Type 11.


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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:28 am

Granted, but you can only wish for things 2500 tons or heavier

i wish to be able to turn invisible at will

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Walkerfort
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Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Walkerfort » Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:58 am

Chinese Japanese And Koreans wrote:Granted, but you can only wish for things 2500 tons or heavier

i wish to be able to turn invisible at will



granted, you also lose the ability to see while doing so.


I wish no one would celebrate Christmas in November and keep in december
Well... It's been a while.

thinking of reforming my nation

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The Hell Legions
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Founded: Mar 02, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Hell Legions » Sat Nov 23, 2019 5:10 am

Walkerfort wrote:
Chinese Japanese And Koreans wrote:Granted, but you can only wish for things 2500 tons or heavier

i wish to be able to turn invisible at will



granted, you also lose the ability to see while doing so.


I wish no one would celebrate Christmas in November and keep in december


Granted. Nobody brings up Christmas stuff before December. Christmas celebration now continues long after December instead, all the way into May sometimes.

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I wish that I could bio-engineer anyone I wanted to.
NS Stats don't even make sense for this. Canon policies are here. WA category is canon though!
Important Military Info Rated 10/10 by DES.
A 1.6 repeating civilization, according to this index. Tier 9, Level 9, Type 11.


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Stanmenistan
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Founded: Jan 31, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Stanmenistan » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:30 am

Tokuopolis wrote:
Strahcoin wrote:Granted. You now have two giant letters 'G' and 'F'.

With a mass of ten thousand tons each.

Falling from the sky.

Right above your house.

I wish I would get Issue #136 for my nation, and I won't accidentally select any choice I didn't want to choose.

Granted but you stop playing the game immediately after.

I wish the above nation would watch Shusuke Kaneko's Heisei Gamera trilogy and enjoy it

Granted, but you never get to talk to them about it.

The Hell Legions wrote:
Walkerfort wrote:

granted, you also lose the ability to see while doing so.


I wish no one would celebrate Christmas in November and keep in december


Granted. Nobody brings up Christmas stuff before December. Christmas celebration now continues long after December instead, all the way into May sometimes.

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I wish that I could bio-engineer anyone I wanted to.


Granted, eventually you are found and killed by one of your creations due to it having a limited lifespan

I wish the Lilo and Stitch TV series had a complete Blu-Ray box set that I would own.
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Australian rePublic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:14 am

Granted, but it's for the wrong region
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I wish for raul line was
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Mandalorian Strongholds
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Founded: Sep 27, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mandalorian Strongholds » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:05 am

Granted but I have no idea what the hell that is so I just bought a bunch of knockoff stuff that says "Was Ralph Lying"

I wish for the worst sandwich ever.

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Gladesville
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Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gladesville » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:09 am

Mandalorian Strongholds wrote:Granted but I have no idea what the hell that is so I just bought a bunch of knockoff stuff that says "Was Ralph Lying"

I wish for the worst sandwich ever.


Granted, it preaches the denial of the Armenian Genocide, Holocaust, Commits genocide against Jews, funds terrorist groups, and burns black people alive.

I wish for Environmental Beauty rises in every nation.
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville. PewDiePie is also a nasty person.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Exbrenia
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Founded: Jan 29, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Exbrenia » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:13 am

Gladesville wrote:
Mandalorian Strongholds wrote:Granted but I have no idea what the hell that is so I just bought a bunch of knockoff stuff that says "Was Ralph Lying"

I wish for the worst sandwich ever.


Granted, it preaches the denial of the Armenian Genocide, Holocaust, Commits genocide against Jews, funds terrorist groups, and burns black people alive.

I wish for Environmental Beauty rises in every nation.



Granted, but every nation's (including your own) industry collapses and is reduced to using sticks and stones for tools
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I wish for a cat who is very soft and fluffy
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Aterman
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jan 19, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aterman » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:17 am

Exbrenia wrote:
Gladesville wrote:
Granted, it preaches the denial of the Armenian Genocide, Holocaust, Commits genocide against Jews, funds terrorist groups, and burns black people alive.

I wish for Environmental Beauty rises in every nation.



Granted, but every nation's (including your own) industry collapses and is reduced to using sticks and stones for tools
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I wish for a cat who is very soft and fluffy




Granted, but the cat ends up being a panther. Despite it being fluffy, soft, and young, it kills you.

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I wish for a greater region.
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i'm actually really bad at everything, my dudes.

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Cantelo
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Founded: Mar 28, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cantelo » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:32 am

Granted: the greater region ends up kicking you out for not being great enough




I wish for a spoon that brings me great bodily harm, pain, suffering, and possibly death. Or, it could bring me joy, pleasure, happiness and good health. Either option is preferable, and a combination of the two would be great as well. If nothing happens, that's okay too.
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Outer Sparta
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Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:27 pm

Granted, but the spoon does wild things and you don't know what will happen to you, forcing you to throw it away.

I wish for cereal.
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Aterman
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Founded: Jan 19, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aterman » Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:04 pm

granted, you get aldi brand cereal.


i wish to rewish, so my new wish is now to be better at HOI4.
bruh, epic gamer moment.

i'm actually really bad at everything, my dudes.

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Anecho
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Anecho » Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:35 pm

Aterman wrote:granted, you get aldi brand cereal.


i wish to rewish, so my new wish is now to be better at HOI4.


Granted. You master HOI4. Then HOI5 drops. Everyone starts playing 5, leaving you forlorn and friendless.

I wish nudity was legal.

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:19 pm

Granted, but nudity is only legal due to drought. There's also no water to shower or use a bidet. The drought also means that there's no water to water trees and forests, leading to a toilet paper shortage...




I wish for a snowy 2020
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Strahcoin
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Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:22 pm

Anecho wrote:I wish nudity was legal.

Granted, but all forms of clothing becomes illegal. Oh, and you're in the Arctic Ocean.
Ninja'd.
Australian rePublic wrote:I wish for a snowy 2020

Granted, but clothing becomes illegal in the process. You are also in the Arctic Ocean.

I wish I had the power to control the thoughts of others.
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Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
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On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
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Aterman
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Founded: Jan 19, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aterman » Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:25 pm

Granted, but now you become insane because nothing will ever surprise you ever again. All the people around you will always be an open book.


I rewish once more... I wish to be able to swap minds of people infinitely.
bruh, epic gamer moment.

i'm actually really bad at everything, my dudes.

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Antityranicals
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Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:35 pm

Granted, but you accidentally swap your own mind with that of an insect.

I wish that I had super-strength.
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The Hell Legions
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Founded: Mar 02, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Hell Legions » Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:48 pm

Antityranicals wrote:Granted, but you accidentally swap your own mind with that of an insect.

I wish that I had super-strength.


Granted. You have the same realistic problems that the super-strong giants of our nation have - you need things to be specifically made for you, or you risk breaking them. You can't use a keyboard without breaking the keys, you can't use a mouse without shattering it, you snap any pencil you pick up in half... oh, and you can't lift cars over your head, if you try to do that you arm just goes through the car. You don't punch people into walls either - your fists go through them and just kill them. Your super-strength just largely proves to be a hindrance in every-day life, and most of the feats people would want to do with super-strength just cause more problems because physics doesn't work like that.

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I wish I had a really cuddly, friendly, black cat on my lap right now.
NS Stats don't even make sense for this. Canon policies are here. WA category is canon though!
Important Military Info Rated 10/10 by DES.
A 1.6 repeating civilization, according to this index. Tier 9, Level 9, Type 11.


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