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Voxija
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:49 pm

Granted, you are now eternally cursed with ninja-ing everyone, which causes you to be the most hated Forum 7-ite.

I wish -Astoria really existed.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
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Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
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I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
I actually don't speak Basque. I just think it's a cool language.

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Antityranicals
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Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:33 pm

Granted, Astoria now exists on a moon-sized object flying towards collision with Earth, where life on both will be destroyed.

I wish for a popsicle.
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Terminai
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Ex-Nation

Postby Terminai » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:36 pm

Antityranicals wrote:Granted, Astoria now exists on a moon-sized object flying towards collision with Earth, where life on both will be destroyed.

I wish for a popsicle.


Granted, but it melts before you can enjoy it.

I want to win the FIFA World Cup.

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Outer Sparta
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:01 pm

Granted, but you don't win another one for the next 100 years.

I wish I had new beachwear.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:26 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but you don't win another one for the next 100 years.

I wish I had new beachwear.


Granted. You have a puke-green colored beach muumuu to wear.


I wish muumuus hadn't been invented.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Nearly Finland
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nearly Finland » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:48 am

Granted, smallpox kills everyone in the Kingdom of Hawaii, thus ensuring their culture, including this particular type of clothing, never gets popular enough to be known to/bastardized by the rest of the world. And it's all your fault.

I wish we could hurry up and land humans on Mars already.

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:52 am

Granted, but it's a crash landing, and you are on the rocket.


I wish humans could safely land on Mars.
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Mercatus
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Corporate Police State

Postby Mercatus » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:59 am

Granted, but you never said anything about coming back. They forgot to send a return vehicle.


I wish that Bernie Sanders never existed.

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Asle Leopolka
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Corporate Bordello

Postby Asle Leopolka » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:06 am

Granted, but he is instead replaced by a clone of Stalin.

I wish for the next lotto ticket I buy to be the winning one.
W̵̲͔͇͒̌̉̆̇͛̋ͅa̸̢̼̺̅̉̊͝l̶̟͈̳̗͒͜l̷̫͝ ̶̱̱̘͖̙̬͖̈́̏̕͘ō̴̼̭̥͔̮̟͒̒͒ͅn̴̖̦͎̯͕̈́̿͘͠ ̸̞̼͉͙́͐̏͝ẗ̴̮͕̰̫̖͉̩̍͆̂͛͝h̵̖̋̉̾̎͆e̸̞̩̳̲͙͎͑ ̴̩̈̽̈́͑S̵̯̮̟͈͎̭͠t̸͍̗̹̬͉̙̓͆̔̿r̸̡̤̺̱̹͈̦͑̈́̅ẹ̶̮͔̳̆͆̄̏̔e̴̢̺͚̠̟͕̋̄̂̓̽͘t̴̢̡̩͙̫̼̚,̸̩̖͌̈́͐̇ ̷̨͐͆P̵̳̦͗r̶̹̪̯͕̬̰̍̓͆o̷̠̱͙̠͔̗̫̽f̶̱͙͇̼̬̮̻̊͌̋į̸̯̩̖͇̍͋̓̾́̏̽ͅt̴͇̬͍̗̺̀̈́̈́͗͊ ̴̧̯̼̩͑̓̒͗i̷̪̲̜̮̼̲̎͑͊̂̕n̶͍̂ ̴͓̻̤̬͎̫̹̎͌̈́́̕͝t̸̺͚͍̕h̷͖͎̙͍̬̫̰̍̀̃̿̓e̷̛̩̔̑̌̾͊ ̵̤̖͎͔͖̂͘͝S̴̳͖̩̪͕̒͒̌͌͝h̷̝͇̱̝̻̓̓͂͑̒ȅ̶̛̞̱̮̏͐͜ḕ̷͙͉̄͜ť̸̫̩̟s̴̲̲̏̑̏̇͆͂͘͜

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Nearly Finland
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Founded: Feb 12, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nearly Finland » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:19 am

Granted, but you immediately waste all the money on toothbrushes and potato.

I wish I had a houseboat.

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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:23 am

Granted, but it sinks after crashing with an iceberg 1 day after you got it.


I wish that the USSR was more lenient of religion
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Asle Leopolka
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Founded: Oct 18, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Asle Leopolka » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:53 am

Granted, but thanks to this increased leniency you're sacrificed to Mayan gods.

I wish I knew what to make for dinner.
W̵̲͔͇͒̌̉̆̇͛̋ͅa̸̢̼̺̅̉̊͝l̶̟͈̳̗͒͜l̷̫͝ ̶̱̱̘͖̙̬͖̈́̏̕͘ō̴̼̭̥͔̮̟͒̒͒ͅn̴̖̦͎̯͕̈́̿͘͠ ̸̞̼͉͙́͐̏͝ẗ̴̮͕̰̫̖͉̩̍͆̂͛͝h̵̖̋̉̾̎͆e̸̞̩̳̲͙͎͑ ̴̩̈̽̈́͑S̵̯̮̟͈͎̭͠t̸͍̗̹̬͉̙̓͆̔̿r̸̡̤̺̱̹͈̦͑̈́̅ẹ̶̮͔̳̆͆̄̏̔e̴̢̺͚̠̟͕̋̄̂̓̽͘t̴̢̡̩͙̫̼̚,̸̩̖͌̈́͐̇ ̷̨͐͆P̵̳̦͗r̶̹̪̯͕̬̰̍̓͆o̷̠̱͙̠͔̗̫̽f̶̱͙͇̼̬̮̻̊͌̋į̸̯̩̖͇̍͋̓̾́̏̽ͅt̴͇̬͍̗̺̀̈́̈́͗͊ ̴̧̯̼̩͑̓̒͗i̷̪̲̜̮̼̲̎͑͊̂̕n̶͍̂ ̴͓̻̤̬͎̫̹̎͌̈́́̕͝t̸̺͚͍̕h̷͖͎̙͍̬̫̰̍̀̃̿̓e̷̛̩̔̑̌̾͊ ̵̤̖͎͔͖̂͘͝S̴̳͖̩̪͕̒͒̌͌͝h̷̝͇̱̝̻̓̓͂͑̒ȅ̶̛̞̱̮̏͐͜ḕ̷͙͉̄͜ť̸̫̩̟s̴̲̲̏̑̏̇͆͂͘͜

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Earth Orbit
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Earth Orbit » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:42 am

Granted, but you end up choosing eggplant lasagna.

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Since I got Ninja'd and ignored the last time I wished this... I wish for a ticket to Saturn.
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Cantelo
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Founded: Mar 28, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cantelo » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:45 am

Granted; however I, the wish genie, only glanced at your request and remembered the words "ticket" and "Saturn" so now you will no longer have traffic tickets on your Saturn.

Whether or not you have a Saturn in the first place isn't my concern, but congratulations! :D
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:48 am

Cantelo wrote:Granted; however I, the wish genie, only glanced at your request and remembered the words "ticket" and "Saturn" so now you will no longer have traffic tickets on your Saturn.

Whether or not you have a Saturn in the first place isn't my concern, but congratulations! :D


It's like a corrupted wish that actually turned out pretty decent, all things considered!


I wish Survivor went to more exotic locations instead of only filming in Fiji or Nicaragua like the last several years.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:51 am

Granted, they choose Antarctica and all the contestants quickly succumb to a combination of severe frostbite and hypothermia.


I wish my chemistry homework would take less time to do.
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Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Asle Leopolka
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Founded: Oct 18, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Asle Leopolka » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:51 am

Earth Orbit wrote:Granted, but you end up choosing eggplant lasagna.

Not a bad thing
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Outer Sparta
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:31 pm

Granted, but you don't know the process of doing the work which leads you to do poorly on your next chem test.

I wish I had a magical tree that grows anything I wish.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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EndoHills
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Founded: Sep 19, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby EndoHills » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:37 pm

Granted. But it can only grow flaming spiders do to it not understanding you.

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Cantelo
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Founded: Mar 28, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cantelo » Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:53 pm

No request, fooey

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA in college permanently, and I was the only one with such an ability and nobody was ever suspicious.
Forever a Pilgrim; Oviedo - Santiago de Compostela 370km

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:07 pm

granted, but the grading scale shifts, so a 4.0 is now an F average.


I wish hong kong got its independence as a democratic city-state.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Asle Leopolka
Diplomat
 
Posts: 841
Founded: Oct 18, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Asle Leopolka » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:38 pm

Granted, but China blockades the waters around them indefinitely.

I wish my neighbors wouldn't sing weird songs in the middle of the night.
W̵̲͔͇͒̌̉̆̇͛̋ͅa̸̢̼̺̅̉̊͝l̶̟͈̳̗͒͜l̷̫͝ ̶̱̱̘͖̙̬͖̈́̏̕͘ō̴̼̭̥͔̮̟͒̒͒ͅn̴̖̦͎̯͕̈́̿͘͠ ̸̞̼͉͙́͐̏͝ẗ̴̮͕̰̫̖͉̩̍͆̂͛͝h̵̖̋̉̾̎͆e̸̞̩̳̲͙͎͑ ̴̩̈̽̈́͑S̵̯̮̟͈͎̭͠t̸͍̗̹̬͉̙̓͆̔̿r̸̡̤̺̱̹͈̦͑̈́̅ẹ̶̮͔̳̆͆̄̏̔e̴̢̺͚̠̟͕̋̄̂̓̽͘t̴̢̡̩͙̫̼̚,̸̩̖͌̈́͐̇ ̷̨͐͆P̵̳̦͗r̶̹̪̯͕̬̰̍̓͆o̷̠̱͙̠͔̗̫̽f̶̱͙͇̼̬̮̻̊͌̋į̸̯̩̖͇̍͋̓̾́̏̽ͅt̴͇̬͍̗̺̀̈́̈́͗͊ ̴̧̯̼̩͑̓̒͗i̷̪̲̜̮̼̲̎͑͊̂̕n̶͍̂ ̴͓̻̤̬͎̫̹̎͌̈́́̕͝t̸̺͚͍̕h̷͖͎̙͍̬̫̰̍̀̃̿̓e̷̛̩̔̑̌̾͊ ̵̤̖͎͔͖̂͘͝S̴̳͖̩̪͕̒͒̌͌͝h̷̝͇̱̝̻̓̓͂͑̒ȅ̶̛̞̱̮̏͐͜ḕ̷͙͉̄͜ť̸̫̩̟s̴̲̲̏̑̏̇͆͂͘͜

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Ausinia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:40 pm

Granted, but now you start singing them.

I wish for infinite tasty donuts
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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Ex-Nation

Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:41 pm

Granted, but they will wake you up every day with ear rape weird songs singed.







I wish Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth was the biggest country in the Universe.
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Lerasi
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Lerasi » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:52 pm

Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth wrote:Granted, but they will wake you up every day with ear rape weird songs sung.



I wish Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth was the biggest country in the Universe.


Granted. All other countries disappear.


I wish to be omnipotent and omniscient.
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