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The African Emirates
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Posts: 50
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:08 am

Granted, now you can't eat without looking at the left earlobe of a man named Jonathan R. Geldman


I wish to be Jonathan R. Geldman
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is African, but not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2021 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Choice, Biden
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump, Abortion

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Window Land
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:02 am

Granted. Two B. Jonathan R. Geldman's coming right up!


I wish for some nontoxic food.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Uinted Communist of Africa
Minister
 
Posts: 2433
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:31 pm

Literally a plate of eggs.....spider eggs.





I wish for my nation to survive z day
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!! Stats are for the mentally advanced...change my mind.
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5324
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:58 pm

Uinted Communist of Africa wrote:Literally a plate of eggs.....spider eggs.


I wish for my nation to survive z day



Granted! But they don't survive the new NS event, ZZ Top day, when zombies that look like ZZ Top attack countries.

I wish ZZ Top was popular again.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Mongolian Hordes
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Posts: 155
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mongolian Hordes » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:56 pm

Granted. They become popular again, but this time because they formed a triple dictatorship in a newly-independent Texas, and led it into a brutal war against France in order to take all of their croissants.

I wish emus could fly.

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Window Land
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Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:38 am

Granted. One flies into your window.


I wish for my physics packet to do itself.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5324
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:01 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted. One flies into your window.


I wish for my physics packet to do itself.


Granted. It does itself, and it's still wrong.


I wish DC was as cool as Marvel.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Corporoat
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:21 pm

Granted. The temperature of Washington DC is now thermally regulated to be perfectly equal to the temperature of Marvel, Colorado.

I wish that there would be normal weather on Halloween.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10957
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:25 pm

Granted. With global warming, normal weather is Martian weather.

I wish we had a colony on the moon.

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Ausinia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 842
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:00 pm

Granted, but they are constantly needy, and eventually die
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-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
Cooperation, Command, Control
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Due to recent baby booms in Ausinia, a general board has being formed, the leaders in new ways of fair population control. Suggested methods already include standardised testing in schools, for the most fit and intelligent to stand out.

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Scientificum
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:48 pm

Granted. You wished for nothing, so this is a fate worse than death. Especially for me.

I wish the next poster actually wished for something.
The Corporate State of Scientificum
Character in the flag is the true Director of Scientificum.
Regular Flag
The GD Corp Canon, the dumpster Scientificum resides in (Now with more calories!)
Overview - GD Corp
DA NEWS: Lore is currently undergoing a rework. Sorry!

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Window Land
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:20 am

Granted.


I wish for the destruction of scientificum.
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Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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The African Emirates
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:22 pm

Granted, but before destruction, they find the resonance frequency of all parts of your computer and turn it into dust.

I wish that I would be able to turn on and off my pain sensation at will.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is African, but not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2021 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Choice, Biden
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump, Abortion

8values
Stats are immensely cringe.

Keanu Reeves Chungus Wholesome 100 Everyone Liked That Pewdiepie Minecraft and Reddit Good Fortnite Tiktok and Instagram Bad.

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France Gall
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Oct 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby France Gall » Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:37 pm

Granted. You can't keep on doing it however, otherwise your nervous system begins breaking and you eventually become numb.

I wish for a toothbrush.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:14 pm

France Gall wrote:I wish for a toothbrush.

Granted; it's a hand-me-down previously used to scrub nostrils and extract boogers.

I wish I had more motivation, energy, time, and inspiration to create more STRAH NEWS articles for my nation.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Khoronzon
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:30 pm

Granted, but the Political Correctness party also becomes real and occupies a fairly sizeable chunk of the US.

I wish I had a goat.
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Leader
Figures
Culture
Cities
Military
World
"Gaze into what lies beyond. Behold its vast desolation, its seas of madness. Tell me if it pays any heed to what you think you deserve."

♚ ⚒ ВСЁ В ГОСУДАРСТВЕ - НИЧЕГО ВНЕ ГОСУДАРСТВА - НИЧЕГО ПРОТИВ ГОСУДАРСТВА ⚒ ♚
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Theocratic quasi-eusocial ethnostate of anthropophagic transhuman supremacists in the scarred, isolated wastelands of Siberia
Ruled by an all-powerful part-man, part-extrauniversal-larva, and part-artificial-superintelligence worshipped as a messianic demigod
With human civilisation falling into atrophy, the Supremacy bides its time to sweep it all away
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quirky compass meemay #1 & #2
Does Khoronzon represent my views?
kiu's inspired me to do something horrible, stay tuned

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France Gall
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Oct 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby France Gall » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:39 pm

Granted. It keeps whining at you unless you shag it once a week.

I wish to be an austere religious scholar.

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Fascist PRUESSENS
Attaché
 
Posts: 68
Founded: Mar 27, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Fascist PRUESSENS » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:22 pm

Granted. But it is impossible for you to get a job


I wish for yellow ghost thing that protects me by punching and can stop time for 5 seconds.
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Freed Animals
Envoy
 
Posts: 227
Founded: Oct 03, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Freed Animals » Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:54 am

Granted, but his protection costs $10 Trillion per hour and you quickly find yourself bankrupt.

I wish England was my city.

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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5324
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Nov 02, 2019 3:45 am

Freed Animals wrote:Granted, but his protection costs $10 Trillion per hour and you quickly find yourself bankrupt.

I wish England was my city.



Granted. Because you have turned an entire country into a city (including the other parts of the U.K. which also tag along for the wish), everything is super congested, squished, and you have no personal space.

I wish it was cheaper to travel to Germany.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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France Gall
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Oct 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby France Gall » Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:39 am

Granted. Now you can legally travel to Germany with a wooden plane. Don't be surprised if you'll encounter dangerous experiences along the way.

I wish for amazing album recommendations. Check my Last.fm.
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Pax Somaliana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 168
Founded: Sep 30, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pax Somaliana » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:02 am

Granted, but you go deaf before you can hear them.

I wish that robots wouldn’t take over the world.

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Pilipinas and Malaya
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1933
Founded: Jun 23, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:08 am

Granted. China takes over instead.

I wish to eat cake.
Federative States of Pilipinas and Malaya
Member of Europe

Hello there, welcome to my thoughts.
I also control puppets in Thaecia and Forest, so you may know me by those puppets.
Yes, my nation does represent a good chunk of my views, deal with it.
I still like K-Pop, no, I am not one of those very annoying stans. Anyways, please watch Day6.
Soups are among my favourite kinds of food.
Am too lazy to deal with a bunch of canon stuff, expect them to be completed never.
Civ 6's Frontier Pass seems very exciting, maybe we'll finally get a Filipino civ?

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France Gall
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Oct 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby France Gall » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:29 am

Granted. The cake contains all the toppings from the last comment on this thread.

I wish all the females in the world looked like derivatives of France Gall and Amanda Seyfried.

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The African Emirates
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:45 pm

Granted. All females = d/dx = (France Gall and Amanda Seyfried)

I wish Hong Kong could be part of Serbia.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is African, but not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2021 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Choice, Biden
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump, Abortion

8values
Stats are immensely cringe.

Keanu Reeves Chungus Wholesome 100 Everyone Liked That Pewdiepie Minecraft and Reddit Good Fortnite Tiktok and Instagram Bad.

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