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Atkemri
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Founded: Apr 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Atkemri » Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:53 am

Granted, your classes are easier but you are given loads of work to compensate for it.
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Vincere Terrae
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Mar 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Vincere Terrae » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:26 am

an didn't post a wish so I will

I wish days were longer
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Window Land
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Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:54 am

Granted. You now live in Antarctica half of the year and the artic the other half.


I wish to skip the current project in my world history class.
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Sensorland
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Posts: 1870
Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:14 pm

Granted. You do skip the project. You get a 0, since skipping it does not mean you were allowed to.

I wish that the nation below gets 2 wishes
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:47 pm

Sensorland wrote:Granted. You do skip the project. You get a 0, since skipping it does not mean you were allowed to.

I wish that the nation below gets 2 wishes



Granted. But since the number of wishes is written in binary, I actually get 10 wishes and not just 2.

I wish the person who responds to this wish comes and joins my new Infinites RP.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Ausinia
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Posts: 842
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:01 pm

Done, except you cant see there posts

I wish for school to be over
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Wine-loving Chimps
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Founded: Mar 04, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wine-loving Chimps » Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:36 pm

Granted. Category 10 Earthquake coming in T-....

I wish to never be bored.
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Corporoat
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Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:53 pm

Granted. You are always scared.

I wish for the ability to do a good job on any workload without stress

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Window Land
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Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:10 am

Granted, but the insane workload your boss puts on you means you literally end up hurting yourself as you try to complete it.


I wish for some candy.
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Captilatika
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Captilatika » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:30 am

Granted. You get cavities and all your teeth fall out.

I wish I was taller
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Great Buptain and Toadstool
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Posts: 14
Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Buptain and Toadstool » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:32 am

Granted, but you have to duck for doors.

I wish I could perform a backwards long jump in real life.
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:18 pm

Great Buptain and Toadstool wrote:Granted, but you have to duck for doors.

I wish I could perform a backwards long jump in real life.


Granted. Whenever you play Real Life, you can perform a backwards long jump. But it doesn't help you in the game.

I wish I had the power to undo moderator's bans. (Not that I have any compelling reason, just because why not).
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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The neo glactic empire
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Founded: Aug 11, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The neo glactic empire » Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:58 am

Granted,but your account is deleted by mods.

I wish I owned a venator class star destroyer.
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Ausinia
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Posts: 842
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:35 am

Granted, but because if your lack of captaining skills, you crash it into the moon, pushing the moon away. ou just ruined surfing, and the beach :(

I wish for anything, just anything at all
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[url]Discord, cus why not [To be fixed][/url]
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
Cooperation, Command, Control
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Due to recent baby booms in Ausinia, a general board has being formed, the leaders in new ways of fair population control. Suggested methods already include standardised testing in schools, for the most fit and intelligent to stand out.

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5324
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:06 am

Ausinia wrote:Granted, but because if your lack of captaining skills, you crash it into the moon, pushing the moon away. ou just ruined surfing, and the beach :(

I wish for anything, just anything at all



Granted. You get a Jane Austen action figure. But you still have to pay for it.


I wish someone made a movie where the costuming and set was based only off of things you can get on Ebay for 5 bucks or less each, including shipping.
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Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 379
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:12 am

Talchyon wrote:
Ausinia wrote:Granted, but because if your lack of captaining skills, you crash it into the moon, pushing the moon away. ou just ruined surfing, and the beach :(

I wish for anything, just anything at all



Granted. You get a Jane Austen action figure. But you still have to pay for it.


I wish someone made a movie where the costuming and set was based only off of things you can get on Ebay for 5 bucks or less each, including shipping.


Granted, it doesn't even crack the box office and everyone calls it, "the movie worse than Battlefield Earth."

I wish I had unlimited access to Uranium.
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:31 pm

Granted. You don't have access to anything that would make it useful or safe, however, and you get radiation poisoning.

I wish my accounts wouldn't disappear if I stopped logging in.
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:00 pm

The Arbys Cult wrote:Granted. You don't have access to anything that would make it useful or safe, however, and you get radiation poisoning.

I wish my accounts wouldn't disappear if I stopped logging in.



Granted. Your accounts will never disappear. But you can never log in again.


I wish I knew all 57 of the ingredients that made Heinz 57 sauce.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Spearos
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Sep 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Spearos » Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:34 pm

Granted. You can never make your own heinz sauce or tell the secret.

I wish for the ability to rapidly regenerate all injuries and healthy cells.

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:01 pm

Granted. Every time you lose cells, they regenerate into another body and are legally your offspring.

I wish to be satisfied with the outcome of my wish.
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Windeol
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Windeol » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:04 pm

Granted, but that's all you asked for, so you're satisfied with nothing.

I wish I was a great actor
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Alta Californians
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Posts: 144
Founded: Aug 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Alta Californians » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:05 pm

Windeol wrote:Granted, but that's all you asked for, so you're satisfied with nothing.

I wish I was a great actor

Granted, but you never get job offers, and everyone thinks you are bad, even if you show them your skills

I wish I got all Paradox Games and DLC for free and a god-mode computer to play them on

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Sensorland
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Posts: 1870
Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:21 pm

Granted. However, you have no desire to play them anymore.

I wish for my dog to be able to talk for exactly thirty consecutive seconds, once, at a time, date, and location of my choosing.
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Alta Californians
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Posts: 144
Founded: Aug 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Alta Californians » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:31 pm

Sensorland wrote:Granted. However, you have no desire to play them anymore.

I wish for my dog to be able to talk for exactly thirty consecutive seconds, once, at a time, date, and location of my choosing.

Granted, but the dog is shot and killed before he can speak, and now only speaks ghost to nobody at all.

I wish to have a nuke, the intention to use it, and that it is impossible to find except for me. I also can launch it with my mind, and the radiation does not go within 100km radius of me

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Window Land
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Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:48 am

Granted. It tips over before you launch it and it crushes you.


I wish to win n-day.
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