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Sensorland
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Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:34 am

Granted, New Transeurasia can no longer post here, but the beans will forever haunt your nightmares.

I wish for pollution to be reduced significantly.
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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:36 am

Granted. We go back to the dark ages


I wish for a rail ride
When I was 24 years old, the whole world ran out of toilet paper
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Marquisal
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Posts: 174
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Marquisal » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:56 am

Granted, here you have your rail ride to Auswitz!


I wish my grand grandfather hadn't died in a concentration camp...
Poor of him he was making a bet with other SS guards about cooking food in the electric bench...
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Australian rePublic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:08 am

Granted. If only it were true :hug:


I wish for the tree in Sensorland's flag
When I was 24 years old, the whole world ran out of toilet paper
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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:36 am

Granted. It will be delivered via nuclear warhead.


I wish for the school pencil sharpeners to work.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Blanjiland
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Posts: 75
Founded: Sep 30, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Blanjiland » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:47 am

Granted, but they sharpen the entire pencil, and your hand, and your arm, and your torso...

I wish our school would perform the play “The Producers”.
An Oligarchic state where the ultra-rich govern a nation of entrepreneurs and innovators. Just as corrupt, hedonistic and materialistic as you think, despite its progressive policies and emphasis on quality of life.

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Higher Parliament approves Emergency Funding for Vaccine Production | General Strike hits Blanjiland | Over 25 corporations slammed in major international lawsuit | Death Penalty for suicide overturned, “[The Law] seemed kind of silly” Lower Parliament says | Blanjiland enters Second National Lockdown | Blanji Man steals 57 cats in broad daylight

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Last Choicia
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Founded: Aug 08, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Last Choicia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:40 pm

Granted, but nobody outside of your school cares.

I wish to be fluent in every language.

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New Transeurasia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:01 pm

Granted. Every time you speak 1 sentence, you have to change languages.

I wish to spam mail b e a n s to everyone in this thread
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
歐亞民主聯盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist.
OOC i dont go by any specific pronouns, ig i prefer she/her

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: 2nd last oil power station in NT closes as new hydroelectric dam is completed near Kotlas, RU ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: 22 dead after auto ferry capsizes in Lake Balqaš, QZ ╫ NovostiNacional: Defense conglomerate Mikojan Group enters commercial truck industry with the hydrogen-powered MA560 model

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Sensorland
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:39 am

Granted. You are also now banned from NationStates and can never post here again.

I wish for D.B. Cooper's true identity to be discovered.
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A m e n r i a
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Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:46 am

Granted. Your mind explodes afterwards because it was a knowledge not meant for mankind.

I wish all the tall girls on campus want me.
The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)


Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future, Amenria reflects the prosperity that would be brought about by a real, modernist, Islamic government.


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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:33 am

A m e n r i a wrote:Granted. Your mind explodes afterwards because it was a knowledge not meant for mankind.

I wish all the tall girls on campus want me.


Granted. They all want you platonically, but have zero romantic interest in you.

I wish 20 players sign up for my Infinites RP launching tonight, that they are all funny, creative, and last the whole length of the arc that will last at least a year and a half.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Marquisal
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Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Marquisal » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:13 am

Granted, but they are arabs who doesn't understand your language and start the RP just on their own, and in arab.


I wish my doomsday device would be finished for me...
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Corporoat
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Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:02 pm

Granted, but it's finished sloppily and doesn't work.

I wish to assert my dominance over New Transeurasia by drinking a GFS 5lb tub of baked beans in front of them.

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Sensorland
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Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:37 pm

Granted, but this backfires and NT beans you with a beanbag.

I wish that I understood how dishwashers work.
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Aeprelh
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Founded: Sep 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Aeprelh » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:39 pm

Sensorland wrote:Granted, but this backfires and NT beans you with a beanbag.

I wish that I understood how dishwashers work.

Granted, but you learn that they have chemicals that you don't want to know about.

I wish for nations to pay tribute to good nations

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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:26 pm

Aeprelh wrote:
Sensorland wrote:Granted, but this backfires and NT beans you with a beanbag.

I wish that I understood how dishwashers work.

Granted, but you learn that they have chemicals that you don't want to know about.

I wish for nations to pay tribute to good nations


Granted. Postmodernists redefine what the word "good" means, and every nation - even the most tyrannical, abusive and thieving - are included. And they get more tribute, because they cheat.

I wish that Congressmen (or women) could be sued for making up false claims against their political rivals and those associated with them.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Strahcoin
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Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:24 pm

Talchyon wrote:I wish that Congressmen (or women) could be sued for making up false claims against their political rivals and those associated with them.

Granted, but those Congress members just learn how to lie better. Moreover, they bribe the media to corroborate their false claims. Now, everyone thinks that what they say is true, and that anybody who disagrees must be a "fascist".

I wish I have the ability to manipulate time, and nothing harmful happens to me as a result.
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Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
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On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
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New Transeurasia
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Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:11 pm

Strahcoin wrote:
Talchyon wrote:I wish that Congressmen (or women) could be sued for making up false claims against their political rivals and those associated with them.

Granted, but those Congress members just learn how to lie better. Moreover, they bribe the media to corroborate their false claims. Now, everyone thinks that what they say is true, and that anybody who disagrees must be a "fascist".

I wish I have the ability to manipulate time, and nothing harmful happens to me as a result.

Granted, but each time you manipulate time, something seems a bit odd, like the fridge is filled with beans, or the only thing the vending machine dispenses is hot dog water, or nachos start being served watered down and covered in cheese.

I wish politics were less boring, and more of a sport(maybe wrestling or soccer/football)
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
歐亞民主聯盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist.
OOC i dont go by any specific pronouns, ig i prefer she/her

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: 2nd last oil power station in NT closes as new hydroelectric dam is completed near Kotlas, RU ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: 22 dead after auto ferry capsizes in Lake Balqaš, QZ ╫ NovostiNacional: Defense conglomerate Mikojan Group enters commercial truck industry with the hydrogen-powered MA560 model

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Sensorland
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:18 am

Granted. Elections are now determined by feats of strength and agility. Democracy is gone. The world descends into chaos as inexperienced athletes largely take control of world governments.

I wish for Netflix to have all the shows and movies I want to watch, and to have access to Netflix, and for Netflix to not have ads, and for Netflix's price to not increase significantly, and for Netflix to not go out of business.
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Boring People
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Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:28 am

Granted, but for some reason you've gone blind and deaf, unable to either see or hear the programming.

I wish the moon wasn't slowly drifting off into space.

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Abdericres
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Founded: Sep 16, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Abdericres » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:32 am

Boring People wrote:Granted, but for some reason you've gone blind and deaf, unable to either see or hear the programming.

I wish the moon wasn't slowly drifting off into space.


Granted. It now stays in a fixed orbit around Earth. Mars's moons, however, start drifting away.

I wish for a bottle of fresh Pesto.
Please ask before joining my region. Thank you!

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Window Land
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Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:10 pm

Granted. You get 3 billion-year-old pesto in a brand new bottle.


I wish for an :idea:
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Chan Island
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Founded: Nov 26, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chan Island » Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:40 pm

Here's your plushie of that emoji.

I wish for the ability to do some cool party trick.
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Sensorland
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:54 pm

Granted. However, you are not invited to parties.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
Sensorland of the West Pacific
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Just here to have a good time
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A m e n r i a
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Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Wed Sep 18, 2019 6:13 pm

Granted. You're dead.

I wish classes weren't so difficult.
The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)


Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future, Amenria reflects the prosperity that would be brought about by a real, modernist, Islamic government.


Save yourselves from yourselves.

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