Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Sensorland]

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so I've decided it stands for Kingdom of Super Pistachios 2.

I wish that chickens didn't exist.

[New Transeurasia]

Granted. the world descends into hell because theres no chicken tenders

I wish for a can of beans with a plastic drink cup top so i can drink from it using a plastic straw like it's mcdonalds sprite

[Talchyon]

Granted. the world descends into hell because theres no chicken tenders

I wish for a can of beans with a plastic drink cup top so i can drink from it using a plastic straw like it's mcdonalds sprite

Granted. You get a free, "I've joined the weirdo club" card. Gives discounts on Ebay for only the weirdest of weird stuff.


I wish someone passed a law forbidding the drinking of cans of beans.

[Sensorland]

Granted, the World Assembly on nationstates.net passes a resolution forbidding the drinking of cans of beans.

I wish for Fahrenheit and Rankine to replace Celsius and Kelvin, respectively, as the primary international units of temperature measurement.

[The Glass Oasis]

Granted, it's only on your NS nation's universe, and even then people go crazy about it (in the universe)

I wish for nothing

[Cornfederacy of Corn]

Granted. You lose all of your possessions.

I wish my computer didn't get so hot.

[ImperialRussia]

Wished granted hookers got you hooked

I didn’t mean this way

[The Glass Oasis]

Denied, no wish requested

I wish Minecraft and roblox were both good and wouldn't fight

[Federal Spanish States]

Wished granted hookers got you hooked

Play the game properly, or you'll get skipped.

Granted. You lose all of your possessions.

I wish my computer didn't get so hot.

Granted, now it doesn't even get past the POST!

I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.

hecc I got ninja'd

Denied, no wish requested

I wish Minecraft and roblox were both good and wouldn't fight

Granted, they both shut down due to a lack of players.

I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.

[ImperialRussia]

I wish for fishing hooks

[ImperialRussia]

I wish for fishing hooks

[Federal Spanish States]

I wish for fishing hooks

Didn't play the game.

/stillme

[The Glass Oasis]

I wish for fishing hooks

Again? Really?
Edit: And you sended it twice? Haven't deleted it yet?
/skip

[Corporoat]

I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.

Granted. I do yesn'tt kyesn'tw what's going t'nsey. It seems like yesn'tthing happened.

I wish cancel culture was cancelled

[Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium]

Granted. It canceling itself causes a time paradox that ends with literally nothing changing at all.


I wish for a restored french monarchy under the house of Orleans.

[Window Land]

Granted, but the French really hate them and they end up being guillotined.


I wish for the Vikings to beat the Packers today.

[Marxist Germany]

Granted, the Vikings defeat the Packers at losing.

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I wish the German empire won WW1

[Homo Horrificus]

Granted, France and Russia turn fascist


I wish for the July 20 1944 plot to succeed

[Fatatatutti]

I wish for the July 20 1944 plot to succeed

Granted, but Martin Bormann took over and he was worse than Hitler. Meanwhile, Goering sent the Fallschirmjaegers to invade Haiti and bring the voodoo witch doctors back to raise zombie Hitler from the dead.

I wish My Little Pony never existed.

[Marxist Germany]

Granted, France and Russia turn fascist

Russia was already going through a socialist revolution in 1917 how would they turn facsist?
/skip

[Marquisal]

Granted, but it's sickness survived.

I wish you could shut ups.

[Corporoat]

Granted. UPS is shut, but FedEx is still around.

I wish fandoms could be civil.

[Sensorland]

Granted. Fandoms can be civil, but they choose not to be.

I wish for a pen that can write on its own.

[New Transeurasia]

Granted. The only thing it writes is "MADE IN CHINA".

I wish for a can of beans but its painted like a hydroflask so i can say "and i oop sksksk" whenever i spill beans on the floor

[Marquisal]

Granted, but they are magical murderous beans that will kill you when dropped.

I wish you could post nothing here.