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Sensorland
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Posts: 1870
Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:46 pm

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so I've decided it stands for Kingdom of Super Pistachios 2.

I wish that chickens didn't exist.
Sensorland of the West Pacific
I mostly use NS stats
Just here to have a good time
Author of issue #1325
Social liberal, Georgist, atheist, vegan

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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1187
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:34 pm

Granted. the world descends into hell because theres no chicken tenders

I wish for a can of beans with a plastic drink cup top so i can drink from it using a plastic straw like it's mcdonalds sprite
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
歐亞民主聯盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist.
OOC i dont go by any specific pronouns, ig i prefer she/her

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: 2nd last oil power station in NT closes as new hydroelectric dam is completed near Kotlas, RU ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: 22 dead after auto ferry capsizes in Lake Balqaš, QZ ╫ NovostiNacional: Defense conglomerate Mikojan Group enters commercial truck industry with the hydrogen-powered MA560 model

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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5324
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:00 pm

New Transeurasia wrote:Granted. the world descends into hell because theres no chicken tenders

I wish for a can of beans with a plastic drink cup top so i can drink from it using a plastic straw like it's mcdonalds sprite


Granted. You get a free, "I've joined the weirdo club" card. Gives discounts on Ebay for only the weirdest of weird stuff.


I wish someone passed a law forbidding the drinking of cans of beans.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Sensorland
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Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:00 am

Granted, the World Assembly on nationstates.net passes a resolution forbidding the drinking of cans of beans.

I wish for Fahrenheit and Rankine to replace Celsius and Kelvin, respectively, as the primary international units of temperature measurement.
Sensorland of the West Pacific
I mostly use NS stats
Just here to have a good time
Author of issue #1325
Social liberal, Georgist, atheist, vegan

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The Glass Oasis
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Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:01 am

Granted, it's only on your NS nation's universe, and even then people go crazy about it (in the universe)

I wish for nothing
Last edited by The Glass Oasis on Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:01 am, edited 1 time in total.
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Cornfederacy of Corn
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Posts: 9
Founded: Jul 07, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cornfederacy of Corn » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:11 am

Granted. You lose all of your possessions.

I wish my computer didn't get so hot.

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ImperialRussia
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Posts: 531
Founded: May 16, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ImperialRussia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:17 am

Wished granted hookers got you hooked

I didn’t mean this way
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The Glass Oasis
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Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:18 am

Denied, no wish requested

I wish Minecraft and roblox were both good and wouldn't fight
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Federal Spanish States
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Posts: 140
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:19 am

ImperialRussia wrote:Wished granted hookers got you hooked


Play the game properly, or you'll get skipped.

Cornfederacy of Corn wrote:Granted. You lose all of your possessions.

I wish my computer didn't get so hot.


Granted, now it doesn't even get past the POST!

I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.

hecc I got ninja'd

The Glass Oasis wrote:Denied, no wish requested

I wish Minecraft and roblox were both good and wouldn't fight


Granted, they both shut down due to a lack of players.

I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.
Last edited by Federal Spanish States on Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:20 am, edited 1 time in total.
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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ImperialRussia
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Posts: 531
Founded: May 16, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ImperialRussia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:22 am

I wish for fishing hooks

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ImperialRussia
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Posts: 531
Founded: May 16, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ImperialRussia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:23 am

I wish for fishing hooks

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Federal Spanish States
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Posts: 140
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:23 am

ImperialRussia wrote:I wish for fishing hooks


Didn't play the game.

/stillme
Last edited by Federal Spanish States on Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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The Glass Oasis
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Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:23 am

ImperialRussia wrote:I wish for fishing hooks

Again? Really?
Edit: And you sended it twice? Haven't deleted it yet?
/skip
Last edited by The Glass Oasis on Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Corporoat
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:29 am

Federal Spanish States wrote:
I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.


Granted. I do yesn'tt kyesn'tw what's going t'nsey. It seems like yesn'tthing happened.

I wish cancel culture was cancelled

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:17 am

Granted. It canceling itself causes a time paradox that ends with literally nothing changing at all.


I wish for a restored french monarchy under the house of Orleans.
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Window Land
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Posts: 153
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:48 am

Granted, but the French really hate them and they end up being guillotined.


I wish for the Vikings to beat the Packers today.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Marxist Germany
Minister
 
Posts: 2101
Founded: Jun 07, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby Marxist Germany » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:29 am

Granted, the Vikings defeat the Packers at losing.



I wish the German empire won WW1
Country represents RL views mostly. Not Marxist anymore.
Author of GA#461, GA#470, GA#477, GA#481, GA#486 (co-author), and SC#295

Ex-delegate of The United Federations; citizen and ex-Senior Senator of 10000 Islands
RP name: Germany
The National Factbook (WIP)
Ambassador Klaus Schmidt
Political Compass
Pro:Laissez-faire, Cultural Nationalism, Guns, Free speech, Christianity, United Ireland.
Anti:"Progressivism", Abortion, Transgenderism, Socialism, Interventionism, Mass-migration.

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Homo Horrificus
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 15, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Homo Horrificus » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:07 am

Granted, France and Russia turn fascist


I wish for the July 20 1944 plot to succeed

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10957
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:24 am

Homo Horrificus wrote:I wish for the July 20 1944 plot to succeed

Granted, but Martin Bormann took over and he was worse than Hitler. Meanwhile, Goering sent the Fallschirmjaegers to invade Haiti and bring the voodoo witch doctors back to raise zombie Hitler from the dead.

I wish My Little Pony never existed.

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Marxist Germany
Minister
 
Posts: 2101
Founded: Jun 07, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby Marxist Germany » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:24 am

Homo Horrificus wrote:Granted, France and Russia turn fascist

Russia was already going through a socialist revolution in 1917 how would they turn facsist? :eyebrow:
/skip
Country represents RL views mostly. Not Marxist anymore.
Author of GA#461, GA#470, GA#477, GA#481, GA#486 (co-author), and SC#295

Ex-delegate of The United Federations; citizen and ex-Senior Senator of 10000 Islands
RP name: Germany
The National Factbook (WIP)
Ambassador Klaus Schmidt
Political Compass
Pro:Laissez-faire, Cultural Nationalism, Guns, Free speech, Christianity, United Ireland.
Anti:"Progressivism", Abortion, Transgenderism, Socialism, Interventionism, Mass-migration.

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Marquisal
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Posts: 174
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Marquisal » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:53 am

Granted, but it's sickness survived.

I wish you could shut ups.
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✠ This GLORIOUS nation is an extreme parody of my political views, but somehow not so much ✠
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Corporoat
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:18 pm

Granted. UPS is shut, but FedEx is still around.

I wish fandoms could be civil.

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Sensorland
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Posts: 1870
Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:29 pm

Granted. Fandoms can be civil, but they choose not to be.

I wish for a pen that can write on its own.
Sensorland of the West Pacific
I mostly use NS stats
Just here to have a good time
Author of issue #1325
Social liberal, Georgist, atheist, vegan

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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1187
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:17 pm

Granted. The only thing it writes is "MADE IN CHINA".

I wish for a can of beans but its painted like a hydroflask so i can say "and i oop sksksk" whenever i spill beans on the floor
Last edited by New Transeurasia on Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:18 pm, edited 2 times in total.
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
歐亞民主聯盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist.
OOC i dont go by any specific pronouns, ig i prefer she/her

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: 2nd last oil power station in NT closes as new hydroelectric dam is completed near Kotlas, RU ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: 22 dead after auto ferry capsizes in Lake Balqaš, QZ ╫ NovostiNacional: Defense conglomerate Mikojan Group enters commercial truck industry with the hydrogen-powered MA560 model

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Marquisal
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Posts: 174
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Marquisal » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:30 am

Granted, but they are magical murderous beans that will kill you when dropped.

I wish you could post nothing here.
_____ |= Feel free to talk to us! =| _____
✠ This GLORIOUS nation is an extreme parody of my political views, but somehow not so much ✠
 _DEUS VULT!_  LINK TO THE SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN: Remember to upvote, a happy FactBook is a happy Marquisal! And a happy Marquisal is good news for everyone!
♂♀Copy and paste this in your signature if you know there are only 2 genders and didn't fail biology, and you understand that sex an gender are the same.♂♀

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