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Talchyon
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Posts: 5165
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:17 pm

Marquisal wrote:Granted
(An apple falls from an airplane and hits your head causing your death)


I wish an universal friendship with everybody.



Granted. You now are friends universally with everyone. The people who like you the best and always want to hang out are the highly contagious, leper colonies and the criminally insane.


I wish the apple that fell from the plane didn't cause anyone's death.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1612
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:51 pm

Granted. It destroyed a family's house and made them homeless instead.

I wish for a snowy Christmas this year.

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Athonuna
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 165
Founded: Apr 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Athonuna » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:25 pm

Granted, but it snows so hard it damages infrastructure and collapses plenty of roofs, burying alive the people whose houses didn't crumble in on them.

I wish for a tasty grilled cheese sandwich.
Current Accidental policies (Thanks, Pacomia): Corporal Punishment, Prudism, Child Labor (sort of)
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I'M A BIOLOGICAL MALE THAT DOES NOT THINK THAT HE'S A WOMAN!
NOR AM I KAZAKH ARGENTINA (You know who you are)
ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION OF PEACE!
That is all.

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Oceania-04032019
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Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Oceania-04032019 » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:38 pm

Granted, but the grilled cheese is overcooked.

World Peace.
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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:46 pm

Granted But Aliens Declare War On All Humans Few Years After World Peace Happens

I Wish For NATO To Dismantle

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Athonuna
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Posts: 165
Founded: Apr 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Athonuna » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:50 pm

Granted but CALTEWW takes its place (Communists against literally the entire Western World)

I wish more people were literate.
Current Accidental policies (Thanks, Pacomia): Corporal Punishment, Prudism, Child Labor (sort of)
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I'M A BIOLOGICAL MALE THAT DOES NOT THINK THAT HE'S A WOMAN!
NOR AM I KAZAKH ARGENTINA (You know who you are)
ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION OF PEACE!
That is all.

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Strahcoin
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Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:18 pm

Athonuna wrote:I wish more people were literate.

Granted; now, everyone spends all of their time reading instead of doing other, more important things (such as feeding their families).

I wish every American is to at least some degree patriotic.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

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Oceania-04032019
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Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Oceania-04032019 » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:28 pm

Granted, America has become a fascist dictatorship and is invading the world as we speak.

I wish the entire world was communist.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:36 pm

Oceania-04032019 wrote:Granted, America has become a fascist dictatorship and is invading the world as we speak.

I wish the entire world was communist.


(It's kind of hard to corrupt a wish that is already completely corrupt in itself, but I'll give it a try).


Granted. The entire world becomes communist. The government seizes the AN's possessions and gives them to somebody who didn't work for it. Then, since people are rewarded for not working, no one works - which leads to food shortages similar to Venezuela's horrible economic situation. Meanwhile, the government officials who are supposed to be on equal financial terms with everyone else instead cheat the system, being "more equal than equal". Due to the massive riots, food shortages, high body count, and corruption, eventually everyone throws off the communist leadership and institutes democratic republican forms of government.

I wish a real country had the leadership style of Monty Python's Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune (from Holy Grail).
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Window Land
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:44 am

Granted, but it's your country, and your least favorite people can't seem to stop ending up in charge.


I wish electric vehicles could take cold weather well.
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Caleonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 561
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:45 am

Granted, but now they melt at the same temperature as ice.

I wish eating ice wasn’t bad for your teeth.
A bunch of funny car lovers driving in circles around the world. Is there much else you need to know?
Current Date: September 28th, 2033
A late race strategy call by Jamie Busch and company allows them to escape with the win at Daytona.

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Oceania-04032019
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Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Oceania-04032019 » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:06 pm

Granted, you are now a polar bear.

I wish to end world hunger.
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Window Land
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Posts: 146
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:38 pm

Granted, the world is no longer hungry. Unfortunately, the people on can't say the same.


I wish for dinner to be ready.
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Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Strahcoin
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Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:03 pm

Window Land wrote:I wish for dinner to be ready.

Granted; a random stranger walks up and eats it all without leave any of it for you.

I wish taxes were lower and flatter.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

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The South Falls
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Posts: 13354
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The South Falls » Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:10 pm

Strahcoin wrote:
Window Land wrote:I wish for dinner to be ready.

Granted; a random stranger walks up and eats it all without leave any of it for you.

I wish taxes were lower and flatter.

The tax code is now much shorter. It only contains a 0% tax rate for everyone, and government services grind to a halt.


I wish I had 1,000 fried plantain slices
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Economic: -5.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.51
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Anglia-Saxia
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Dec 27, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Anglia-Saxia » Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:18 pm

Granted,but the tablespoon oil is replaced by petroleum and you die because of intoxication.

I wish that the Nazis never existed.
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Australian rePublic
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Posts: 20955
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:31 pm

Granted, but now commies took over the world

I wish for the rain to come and put an end to this horrible drought
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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Posts: 93
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:26 pm

Granted. A hurricane arrives and causes mass destruction and flooding.

I wish Stalin never acquired power.
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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 3092
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:48 pm

Granted, the Nazis still took power and enact Generalplan Ost on Eastern Europe so now even alt-right Hitler apologists can't even say Mao was worse by body-count.


I wish McDonald's had a less creepy mascot.
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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm

Granted. Grimace takes Ronald McDonald's place, and Ron is demoted to Grimace. You cost the man his promotion? Are you happy? Are you?

I wish to know whether or not Las Palmeras is happy about the new arrangement
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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:16 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Granted. Grimace takes Ronald McDonald's place, and Ron is demoted to Grimace. You cost the man his promotion? Are you happy? Are you?

I wish to know whether or not Las Palmeras is happy about the new arrangement


Granted. You learn whether or not Las Palmeras is happy that Ronald McDonald was demoted, and Grimace promoted in his place. But to make room for that new information, your mind had to be wiped of everything else you had ever learned.


I wish the ancient Goths had survived to be a modern country.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20955
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:38 pm

Granted, but being true to their name, they become those goths with the black eye shadow and like death

I wish Tallawong station
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Pacomia
Senator
 
Posts: 4811
Founded: May 23, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pacomia » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:42 pm

Granted, but nothing happens because you didn’t specify a verb or whatever.

I wish I had a free (edible) dragonfruit.
This nation is based on (a slightly more extreme version of) my IRL opinions, and I answer issues accordingly.
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GLORY TO CASCADIA, NUCLEAR ENERGY IS A GOOD THING!
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Free China
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Posts: 119
Founded: Dec 11, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Free China » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:51 pm

Granted, but they’re all expensive and are given with small portions of Dragonfruit.

I wish the Manchu Dynasty didn’t massacre the Dzungeria people.
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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 3092
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:59 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:I wish to know whether or not Las Palmeras is happy about the new arrangement


Nope. :meh: I imagined a grotesque Ronald McDonald-Grimace fusioned creature

Free China wrote:Granted, but they’re all expensive and are given with small portions of Dragonfruit.

I wish the Manchu Dynasty didn’t massacre the Dzungeria people.


Granted, they massacred everyone else.


I wish I had a Soviet tanker helmet.
El Estado de Las Palmeras
If you think the Escaut Plan working is less believable than an island of catgirls, I'll turn French High Command into catgirls as punishment!
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/World Overview/IC Flag/Armed Forces/Meet the local populace!/WE ARE A PEACEKEEPING FORCE

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