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Pacomia
Senator
 
Posts: 4811
Founded: May 23, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pacomia » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:31 pm

Granted, but I die in a shooting the following morning.

Ninja'd

You're not giving me a lot to work with here, so I'm just going to say you get hit by a train and call it a day.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises.

(please somebody get the reference)
Last edited by Pacomia on Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
This nation is based on (a slightly more extreme version of) my IRL opinions, and I answer issues accordingly.
Current accidental policies: No Sex
Results of political various tests I took meme awesome
Progressive capitalism gang

GLORY TO CASCADIA, NUCLEAR ENERGY IS A GOOD THING!
This user is a male.

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Athonuna
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 165
Founded: Apr 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Athonuna » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:33 pm

Granted, but I don't get the reference.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.
Current Accidental policies (Thanks, Pacomia): Corporal Punishment, Prudism, Child Labor (sort of)
Meme summarizing Athonuna, courtesy of Maori Moon
I'M A BIOLOGICAL MALE THAT DOES NOT THINK THAT HE'S A WOMAN!
NOR AM I KAZAKH ARGENTINA (You know who you are)
ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION OF PEACE!
That is all.

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Spearos
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Sep 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Spearos » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:43 pm

Granted but the invisibility effect wears out after 5 minutes and at that moment, you become nude for 24 hours.

I wish for the ability to manipulate time.

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United States of Natan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5746
Founded: Jul 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:10 pm

Granted, but you can only change it at a rate of 1 second = 1 second.

I wish I was the Avatar.
Last edited by United States of Natan on Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
(Family Guy: Excellence in Broadcasting)

Come check out the Natan Region, a fun, democratic region|Harris/O'Rourke 2020|
Liberal|Progressive|Hillary Supporter|Jew|Pro-Israel|Anti-Trump|Anti-Sanders|Anti-Bigotry

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Democratic Republic Of Unified States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Dec 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Democratic Republic Of Unified States » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:06 am

Granted, you are able to control molecules of water, air, fire and earth. Only one molecule at a time

I wish I was a leg card in S2

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Bluelight-R006
Senator
 
Posts: 4314
Founded: Mar 31, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:09 am

Granted. Season 2 is cancelled and replaced by Season 3, though.

I wish my favourite comedic tv show lasted longer and retained its high comedy level.
The Quintessential, Powerful Realm of Bluelight
A ridiculously overpowered benevolent dictatorship realm, dominant underground, on land, in the air and space with magical quasar-exhaling dragons defending the land and space. Takes up almost all existence known, ‘perfect,’ awe-inspiring and its leader handsome, intelligent, has caring qualities with god-like powers.
NE’ER E’ER USE OUR NSstats! REAL STATS
Rated 0, Class A, 10/10 and 0.066.
Heralding Forth the Proclamation of Tribulation t’wards deniers of Bluelight’s almightiness: The Lightian Spirit makes memes of the eradication of an incoming wave of a FFT empire centimetres off the border, whom the Lightine Forces decided to troll into thinking they were winning

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Federal Spanish States
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Posts: 134
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:08 pm

Granted, but its airing time becomes shorter and shorter to the point where it becomes 5 minutes.

I wish that nothing existed. Nothing. At all.
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:09 pm

Federal Spanish States wrote:I wish that nothing existed. Nothing. At all.

Granted; a huge "NOTHING AT ALL" spontaneously exists and falls on your property, causing massive destruction.

I wish I could control time, and the ability had no drawbacks whatsoever.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:14 pm

Granted but you can use your ability once,and once only

i wish to have straight As effortlessly and pernamently

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Walkerfort
Envoy
 
Posts: 292
Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Walkerfort » Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:39 pm

great! the grading system is flipped and As are bad and Fs are good





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I wish I could summon tanks at my will
Well... It's been a while.

thinking of reforming my nation

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Volnaya Territoriya
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: May 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Volnaya Territoriya » Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:02 am

Granted. They always come with a tank crew inside that want to kill you and only you.

I wish religion was gone from the world.
Based on the real life nation called Free Territory. Since I am too lazy/procrastinating to do dispatches and info on it, here's the wikipedia article about it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Territory

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Federal Spanish States
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Posts: 134
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:55 am

Granted. Every existing religion is erased from the world BUT people create a new one, because that's how humans work.

I wish that the Earth got erased, and that no exoplanets existed at all. Try corrupting that one, eh?
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:16 am

Federal Spanish States wrote:I wish that the Earth got erased, and that no exoplanets existed at all. Try corrupting that one, eh?

Granted; a drawing of Earth got erased, making the drawer (who was a child) cry and despise you.

I wish everyone who didn't support President Trump realized that he has done great things for the nation, its economy, and its people.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:48 am

Granted. They all go completely insane afterward and ramage like rabid animals because of this

I wish the French monarchy was restored permanently
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Federal Spanish States
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 134
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:04 pm

Granted. It's incompetent, and the state of France falls down shortly after the restoration.

Here's me wish. Every sort of reality breaks, including ours. And, no, you can't hop to another one. This is my wish.

inb4 Strahcoin corrupts it really hard.
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Volnaya Territoriya
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Posts: 54
Founded: May 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Volnaya Territoriya » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:52 pm

Granted. A copy of every reality in existence is uploaded to a giant computer, and that computer it then broken.

Edit: Sorry forgot to make my wish. I wish that psychopaths all dropped dead.
Last edited by Volnaya Territoriya on Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Based on the real life nation called Free Territory. Since I am too lazy/procrastinating to do dispatches and info on it, here's the wikipedia article about it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Territory

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New Transeurasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1182
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:08 pm

Granted. Everyone on the internet dies.

I wish for a bread sandwich
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
欧亚民主联盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
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EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: Microsoft Corporation announces Windows Artemis OS as replacement for Windows 10.1/Mombasa ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: National AudioTech announces DVM tape as competitor to JVC VHX, Philips SuperVideo CD, Delco HDD media ╫ NovostiNacional: Columbian airline Detroit National opens air route from Detroit to Moscow, flown by Boeing 747M-9 jets

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Volnaya Territoriya
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Posts: 54
Founded: May 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Volnaya Territoriya » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:11 pm

Granted. Such a paradox destroys the universe.

I wish for a lifetime supply of sudoku puzzles that AREN'T generated by machines that don't know how to make a good sudoku puzzle.
Based on the real life nation called Free Territory. Since I am too lazy/procrastinating to do dispatches and info on it, here's the wikipedia article about it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Territory

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Trinadaed
Envoy
 
Posts: 302
Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:36 pm

Granted, they're all 5 star.


I wish the PA-Catigulan war never happened
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Volnaya Territoriya
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: May 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Volnaya Territoriya » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:10 am

Trinadaed wrote:Granted, they're all 5 star.


I wish the PA-Catigulan war never happened


Granted. That timeline never existed.

I wish the USA never existed.
Based on the real life nation called Free Territory. Since I am too lazy/procrastinating to do dispatches and info on it, here's the wikipedia article about it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Territory

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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1182
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:14 am

Granted. The US is still part of the UK colonial empire which becomes a dictatorship controlling over 30% of the world that should be fixed guy fawkes-style, but never will.

I wish for some bepís
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
欧亚民主联盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: Microsoft Corporation announces Windows Artemis OS as replacement for Windows 10.1/Mombasa ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: National AudioTech announces DVM tape as competitor to JVC VHX, Philips SuperVideo CD, Delco HDD media ╫ NovostiNacional: Columbian airline Detroit National opens air route from Detroit to Moscow, flown by Boeing 747M-9 jets

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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1612
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:29 am

Granted, but for some reason it's tainted with lead and arsenic.

I wish Mongolia was a world superpower.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3969
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:34 am

Granted. They went Genghis Khan way and captured the world, so now, you gotta live in a yurt.

I want to have one pony, two dogs, four cats, six bunny rabbits, two parrots, three canaries, and a turtle and a silly old hamster.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Belarutenia
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Mar 16, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Belarutenia » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:16 pm

Granted. You have no fences or cages to keep them secure, no other food for them or yourself, and are plopped in an area with Bears, wolves, weasels, and birds of prey aplenty.

I wish to improve my comprehension of cyrillic cursive.
Last edited by Belarutenia on Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Based off of the Kaiserreich mod in Hearts of Iron IV, but now set in modern day.

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New Transeurasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1182
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:31 pm

Granted, but the only thing you can read and write in cyrillic cursive is the letter л
Image


I wish i had some popcorn
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
欧亚民主联盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: Microsoft Corporation announces Windows Artemis OS as replacement for Windows 10.1/Mombasa ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: National AudioTech announces DVM tape as competitor to JVC VHX, Philips SuperVideo CD, Delco HDD media ╫ NovostiNacional: Columbian airline Detroit National opens air route from Detroit to Moscow, flown by Boeing 747M-9 jets

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