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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:52 pm

Abarri wrote:Granted.
Friendly aliens tearfully resort to "mercy killings" to save humanity from itself.


I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.

Granted, the immense increase in size creates a tsunami, which devastates the area, forcing Tuvalu to take in refugees.

I wish Kamala Harris was President right now.
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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:31 pm

Where's the wish? How can I corrupt grant it if it's not here?
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The Zravvisk
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:10 am

United States of Natan wrote:
Abarri wrote:Granted.
Friendly aliens tearfully resort to "mercy killings" to save humanity from itself.


I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.

Granted, the immense increase in size creates a tsunami, which devastates the area, forcing Tuvalu to take in refugees.

I wish Kamala Harris was President right now.

Granted, however she is immediately assassinated.

I wish I was a dragon.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
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Five Nations
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:17 am

Granted but the thunder will kill you.







I wish to have Infinity IQ
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Mzincaelift
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Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:53 am

Granted, provided by the fact that the average human now has the mental capacity of an amoeba. Your newfound intelligence is now worthless with no one to share it with.

I wish I could manipulate the relative passage of time

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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:16 pm

Mzincaelift wrote:Granted, provided by the fact that the average human now has the mental capacity of an amoeba. Your newfound intelligence is now worthless with no one to share it with.

I wish I could manipulate the relative passage of time

Granted, but whenever you increase it, you can't decrease it back to normal speed.

I wish I knew how to prevent accidentally locking my keys in my car.
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Madonna Queendom
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Postby Madonna Queendom » Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:02 am

Granted, you superglued the key onto your chest.

I wish to change my hair's length at will.
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Olversome
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Postby Olversome » Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:49 am

Wish granted but you can only change your hair until the next day when it all falls off and you have to wait until the full moon for it to grow back.

I wish for 1 billion dollars of every currency in the world to go into my personal Swiss Bank account

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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:10 am

Olversome wrote:Wish granted but you can only change your hair until the next day when it all falls off and you have to wait until the full moon for it to grow back.

I wish for 1 billion dollars of every currency in the world to go into my personal Swiss Bank account

Granted, but the bank is raided and the money is seized by the government.

I wish my English class wasn't so difficult.
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East Lodge
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Postby East Lodge » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:13 am

It is now a preschool class

I wish the poor was fed and the weak were cared for.
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Gudmund
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Postby Gudmund » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:39 am

Granted, millions of people and resources are expended while the world economy faces collapse.


I wish that the BN has an incorruptible wish.
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Ausinia
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Postby Ausinia » Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:50 am

Gudmund wrote:Granted, millions of people and resources are expended while the world economy faces collapse.


I wish that the BN has an incorruptible wish.


Granted,I have zero corruption ,but it’s so good,that we decided to purge you of your corruption

I wish that I could have an incorruptible wish
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The Zravvisk
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:56 am

Granted, the best lawyers in the world show up and draft a wish that could never be corruptible over the next few weeks along with their invoices.

I wish that I had a pet raptor like in Jurassic Park.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

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Metamen
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Postby Metamen » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:05 am

"Granted. It eats you and everyone unlucky enough to be around you at the moment without a firearm."

"I wish for updog"
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Mzincaelift
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Postby Mzincaelift » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:02 pm

Granted. Now, no one bothers to ask what "updog" is.

I wish they would localize Mother 3 in the US

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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:07 am

Granted, it takes 10 years and 120 billion dollars, all of which you have to come up with.


I wish for the world's best lawyer
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Five Nations
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Postby Five Nations » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:11 am

Granted but he/she will betray you and he/she will not defend you.








I wish to have a possibility of teleporting everywhere where I want.
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Republic of Turbin
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Republic of Turbin » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:21 am

Five Nations wrote:Granted but he/she will betray you and he/she will not defend you.








I wish to have a possibility of teleporting everywhere where I want.

Granted ,but you’ll need to wait 10 business days per telepor

I wish that earth was a dog toy
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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:52 am

Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings
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La Paz de Los Ricos
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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:34 am

Window Land wrote:Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings


Sure! Catch is, they're just rings made of rusty tin, which are then coated in a golden glaze which is very thin. It's not even real gold, it's just shiny golden-colored paint, and lucky for you, the glaze is insanely easy to scratch off, so they don't even look that shiny anymore. Aaaaand they're only several millimeters in diameter. Have fun!

I wish for exactly one unit of any currency on Earth.
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Postby Aurevbush » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:41 am

Granted...it's worth a pile of poo....


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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:43 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Window Land wrote:Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings


Sure! Catch is, they're just rings made of rusty tin, which are then coated in a golden glaze which is very thin. It's not even real gold, it's just shiny golden-colored paint, and lucky for you, the glaze is insanely easy to scratch off, so they don't even look that shiny anymore. Aaaaand they're only several millimeters in diameter. Have fun!

I wish for exactly one unit of any currency on Earth.

Granted, you get 1 zimbabwean dollar, which is worth less than .01 cents.

I wish I knew how to write better essays.
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Semparia
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Postby Semparia » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:48 am

Granted, but you can never come up with ideas


I wish for a will to live

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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:23 pm

Semparia wrote:Granted, but you can never come up with ideas


I wish for a will to live

Granted. No corruption because that would be mean.

I wish one of my issue proposals would get accepted.
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:04 pm

Granted, but nobody likes them

I wish for nothing
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