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Liberated Chile
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Founded: Jul 02, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Liberated Chile » Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:03 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest
Made this for the memes. I want all the hate, it invigorates my soul.

Yes, that's a Huey on my flag.

A borderline anarcho-capitalist, PMT Chile in the bitingly near future. Augusto Pinochet's granddaughter, now the owner of a military technology company, gains influence through her prowess at the market and her perky personality, and is now Chile's president.


Puppet of Democratic Exodian Territories. Only put this here because I was bugged by so many to follow "the rules of roleplay" (it's supposed to be a meme no one would know about!)

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Toaslandia
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Founded: Apr 29, 2017
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Postby Toaslandia » Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:21 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but
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Trinadaed
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Posts: 100
Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:34 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado
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The Biggles Syndicate
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Founded: May 18, 2016
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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:23 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared

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Latin Islands
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Founded: Nov 29, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Latin Islands » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:38 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays
The Federation of Latin Islands
"D'un océan à l'autre"
A parliamentary democracy in The West Pacific.

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Likes animated series. Dislikes overgeneralizations.

    I just learned that my opinions on sexuality are more complicated that I previously thought!
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Toaslandia
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Founded: Apr 29, 2017
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Postby Toaslandia » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:53 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy!
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Five Nations
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Posts: 40
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:13 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My

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The Biggles Syndicate
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Founded: May 18, 2016
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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:49 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's

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Toaslandia
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Founded: Apr 29, 2017
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Postby Toaslandia » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:49 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God,
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!

A class 1.181 civilization according to this index

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Five Nations
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Posts: 40
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Five Nations » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:51 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed

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Democratic Exodian Territories
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Founded: Aug 29, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:49 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by
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Five Nations
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:50 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader

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Postby Toaslandia » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:51 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but
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Anarchy

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:52 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least
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Postby Toaslandia » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:53 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!

A class 1.181 civilization according to this index

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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:10 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage
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Postby Toaslandia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 5:34 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate
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Postby Latin Islands » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:45 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples
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Postby Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:58 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples which
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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:34 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples which worshipped

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Postby Toaslandia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:46 pm

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples which worshipped Sal.
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Labuan and Cempaka » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:13 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples which worshipped Sal. Dora the Explorer

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Postby Latin Islands » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:18 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples which worshipped Sal. Dora the Explorer received
The Federation of Latin Islands
"D'un océan à l'autre"
A parliamentary democracy in The West Pacific.

Have you experienced something so nostalgic that it hurts?
Likes animated series. Dislikes overgeneralizations.

    I just learned that my opinions on sexuality are more complicated that I previously thought!
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Postby Frievolk » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:20 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples which worshipped Sal. Dora the Explorer received a knife
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Postby Five Nations » Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:00 am

Today I went to club penguin and began insulting people that tried beating my record at golf with a bomb and won. But I killed myself so my dad dabbed on India, so I did the same. But now Buddha tweeted that Donald Duck hated T-Series, and I subscribed to PewDiePie. Regretting my sins of dying, Palpatine resurrected Gamora, but Barney the Dinosaur attacked Ash Ketchum. Seeing that made me ANGERY, grabbing the long, hard idiot by resurrecting Osama Dopekada in nothing but suddenly Saddam ate Ninja Stalin. Monarchs, meanwhile were eating capitalism while singing The Internationale Theme died by dysentery. Communism fails, Marx's sexy tongue licked a potato while Trump clapped. Needless, because he played quarterback and runningback which reinstated fascism which angered Zeus wildly. He smacked everyone because they enjoyed Bob's drumming of sexy bongos. Birds, Ontario grew wings but couldn’t scape flying as a chicken fried kentucky. Meanwhile underground trains were transferring winter coats to hot retarded Florida Klansmen with Hot Pockets made from babies' drool and soap mixed by red aliens. Meanwhile, Luigi eats pizza made by-a Separatist living nowhere in cave Auschwitz. I nutted then I uttered race horse to Hitler, who dabbed and laughed like Krusty the Clown. The KKK ate babies because of their belief that their ancestors ate babies so after that they died. My Uncle raped himself with toast so extremists exploded, destroying his man who beat anne frank and restored my virginity. After that, I went back home and started playing club penguin again, only to find out that viet cong opened fire extinguishers to spray the ladies when they began dancing without poles because Papa Lenin died. I kissed her chest, but Tornado declared Tuesdays heresy! My wife's God, killed by Darth Vader, but at least Adam Savage ate apples which worshipped Sal. Dora the Explorer received a knife and

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