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YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...3

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:36 pm
by Wolflandil
The third thread made of this topic. If you dont know what to do, make your leader react to waking up next to the leader of the nation above...
Edit for clarification: Where Your Leader wakes up is completely up to you. (Well, as long as it stays within Nationstates Rules.)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:41 pm
by Destructive Government Economic System
How in the name of almighty tyrant DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-Il did you not get crushed by my gargantuan-sized body?

You are the biggest enigma to me...


-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:43 pm
by Ungvarnfjall
"DRAGON! DRAGON! AAAAHHHH!!!"

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm
by Black Providence
"Hello, great dragon. If you want to see my dimension burn, I regret to inform you that my dimension is made of the Void which is not flammable."

AN: "Greetings. Please kindly provide me a reason not to throw you out of the Citadel."
- Black Providence

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm
by Valmare
“Not one word. Not. One.”

- Elected Admiral

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm
by Teutonican Empire
"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:48 pm
by Valmare
Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)


My bad, still getting that up. Been lazy as of late.
/skip

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:50 pm
by Black Providence
Valmare wrote:“Not one word. Not. One.”

- Elected Admiral

"I would say the same to you but I don't think any soul will believe your claim to have woken up next to a giant black octopus."

/skip

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:59 pm
by The City-State of Palmont
Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie


"... I seriously don't want to know, just get out before the neighbor of the apartment 208 smells you and asks for a piece" - Nikki

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:00 pm
by The Zravvisk
Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)

"Empress, while I respect what you did to modernize your nation, what makes you think you have the right to come in here while I'm asleep? Why are you even sleeping in here? Your species always complains that our beds are too hard."
-Valstrath Dragua

@AN
"When did you get in here and why? Did you not think what would happen if I rolled over at any point?"
-Valstrath Dragua

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:02 pm
by Tigrexia
The Zravvisk wrote:
Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)

"Empress, while I respect what you did to modernize your nation, what makes you think you have the right to come in here while I'm asleep? Why are you even sleeping in here? Your species always complains that our beds are too hard."
-Valstrath Dragua

@AN
Pending

"While this is quite comfortable, may you please leave before my wife comes home? Or at least go into the living room for a cup of coffee."
-Ghost Tigrex

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:03 pm
by Teutonican Empire
Disclaimer time:

Teutonicans don't smell fishy. As a predatory race they're naturally going to have a pretty weak scent.

As for Zravvisk, not sure where you got that from. Why would a combat-oriented race complain about beds, especially when they're not modernized entirely?


/skip

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:13 pm
by The Zravvisk
Teutonican Empire wrote:Disclaimer time:

Teutonicans don't smell fishy. As a predatory race they're naturally going to have a pretty weak scent.

As for Zravvisk, not sure where you got that from. Why would a combat-oriented race complain about beds, especially when they're not modernized entirely?


/skip

Because our beds tend a cleared spot on the steel floor with maybe a cushion or two.
/SKIP

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:16 pm
by Teutonican Empire
The Zravvisk wrote:-snip-

That's not really that bad. Plenty of humans can deal with that.
/skip

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:28 pm
by The Biggles Syndicate
"Thank God I had a conference down in the southern lands at the time. Just what was that weird guy doing in my bed?"
- President Valence

"Sir, we are unaware. For some weird reason, those disappointing degenerates in the cities are selling 'body pillows' of you."
- Syndicate Intelligence Officer Skybrow

"Geez...could you imagine the shenanigans that could ensue? What if one of them were to put one of those pillows in another leader's bed and they'd think it was me? No, wait...there's no way that would happen. Maybe all of this talk of those gravitational anomalies is getting me too nervous."
- President Valence

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:42 pm
by Astoriya
'...why are you in my bed, and can you please get out?' -RP
*proceeds to fall asleep again'

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:46 pm
by The Zravvisk
"How and why do you humans keep coming in here? I thought I fixed that lock. Is there something you need that was too urgent to not wait for me to open my office, but not enough to wake me?"
-Valstrath Dragua

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:19 pm
by Fallen Albali
"What the fuck?! You need to get lost, I really do not care how big you are."
- Amaki

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:23 pm
by Bluelight-R006
”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:26 pm
by Ungvarnfjall
"Where is Thorir? You answer now, or I will take your throat."

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:27 pm
by Hystaria
Bluelight-R006 wrote:”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”

...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:36 pm
by Deutschess Kaiserreich
Hystaria wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”

...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK

Did we just have sex
-Kaiserin Victoria Louise the second

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:43 pm
by Hystaria
Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:
Hystaria wrote:...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK

Did we just have sex
-Kaiserin Victoria Louise the second

Yes, we may have.
-Maxim Gorgen, riser of the ashes
/skip

PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:54 am
by My Own Imagination
“...I’m thinking of a current blonde joke that might apply to you...”
- The Self-Insert Gary Stu

PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:30 am
by Zitravgrad
"Please kindly refrain from that. It is inappropriate... otherwise known as I am sick of hearing those jokes."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady