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Ungvarnfjall
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Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ungvarnfjall » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:53 pm

"Are you lost? Cold? You could have woken me..Please, stay for the morning feast."

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir
The Ungvarn Herald:~ Major collapse in Ygsvaak Hold, halting the construction of the second Deep City even further. No confirmed deaths, but massive damage to construction equipment and walls of the 'hellmouth' of the city. ••• Jarkajana has declared war on Sigsor, possibly for the aggressions against their people in the past. ••• Several cities and hundreds of villages have begun the Winter's End festivities. Cities are draped in pink and red flowers and great fires and parades will be seen across the nation until the only snow is on the mountains.
Current Month: Fojrnheill
Say NO to NS Stats.
You'd better hope this nation doesn't represent my views
Your toes, hand 'em over.
A 58 civilization, according to this index.

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Deutschess Kaiserreich
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Posts: 1486
Founded: Sep 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:13 am

Ungvarnfjall wrote:"Are you lost? Cold? You could have woken me..Please, stay for the morning feast."

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir

I have two questions. First how the hell did I time travel and two did we have intercourse.
-Kaiserin Victoria the second
The Deutsches Kaiserreich
The Kaiserriech is an alternative history timeline where Germany won the First Weltkreig. Currently, the Kaiserriech is a Federal Monarchy. Our current leader is Victoria Louise Adelheid Mathilde Charlotte the Second. For more information.
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Ethnic Female German living in [REDACTED] (Not comfortable with revealing my identity).

Proud Monarch of the ♔♚IMPERION COALITION♚♔
Retconning lots of lore so expect some non-sensical parts in my factbooks.

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Wochaystein
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Founded: May 06, 2018
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Wochaystein » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:45 am

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:
Ungvarnfjall wrote:"Are you lost? Cold? You could have woken me..Please, stay for the morning feast."

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir

I have two questions. First how the hell did I time travel and two did we have intercourse.
-Kaiserin Victoria the second


"Who... initiated this? My memory is blurred."
Dieresis of Diarcesia
The Cities of the Holy Empire of Wochaystein
Zuidren | Krofen | Fischen | Tien | Tendorf

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Alamka
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Posts: 236
Founded: Oct 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Alamka » Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:24 am

(Too lazy to make new ones for ALL of them so uh here's the same ones with tiny edits)

Emperor/Admiral-X Mycran I - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOIT YE GET OUT OR I SPIT ON YA LMAO VICTORY ROYALE"

Empress Charlotte I - "Get out, you disgusting pervert. I'll tell the public what you've done!"

President Gary Vakzot would have different reactions per gender. -
(MALE RESPONSE:) "You... Out before I call the guards.
(Female Response:) "Hey gurl, what's good? Mind if we have a little fun?~~~" ;)

Prime Minister Jerry Lankaloftssen - "Oh my god..... Y-you... I-i-i-i f-f-f d-d-d.... a-a-ah...~" and he'd either stare in shock or faint.
See factbooks. I don't use NSStats. I am Red Mycranianist (Socialist - Authoritarian - Chauvinist) I have an entire universe of the countries I made, and others are involved. I was one of the founders of the DAPolandball community.
L~A~X according to: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=452237
10/10 according to: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=428715

LEADER: Admiral-X Mycran I
BREAKING NEWS: FULL STATE LOCKDOWN INITIATED. DO NOT LET THEM WIN! MYCRAN AND VAKZOT-9 TO THE A.U.B. IMMEDIATELY! EXECUTE ALL I.D.O TERRORISTS!

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Anglomir
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Posts: 237
Founded: Aug 23, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Anglomir » Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:36 am

"Well. This is a bit of a clusterfuck. Who got me drunk enough to partake in this orgy of leaders?"'

- Oswald Eindride
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OBERKONIGREICH OF ANGLOMIR |ᛏᚺᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷᛞᛟᛗ ᛟᚠ ᚨᛚᛗᛟᚾᚷᛁᚱ | Portal (Home) | National Anthem
Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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Saunders Global Security
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Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Saunders Global Security » Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:56 am

“Agh...You are definitely not the person I want to see.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders

*sets to the highest voltage as possible and tasers the AL*
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“Do I like women? Yes. Do I like older women? Of course. Do I like hot women? Hell yeah! Do I like it when those women are screaming out my name in broad daylight, at sunset and at nightfall? Yes.”
- Asher Saunders, then everybody else is like...

Saunders Global News Network: President Asher Saunders discussing with Japanese government officials to establish base of operations for Saunders Global Security in Tokyo, Japan
Yep the mental breakdown has already happened
Las Palmeras wrote:Somehow you can pull off a whimsical and capable teenage-ish leader all at once.
Garoarsholmur wrote:I really appreciate how hate-able your leader is. Not many people do that.

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Planet Illysia
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Founded: Jun 01, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Planet Illysia » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:20 am

*She'd squeal for an unusually long amount of time, before fading out from realizing it was more likely a forgotten one-night stand than an intruder. Her face would go red.*
"Oh! Um...so...you're here. Did we, um...d-do something? And..um..do you want breakfast?"
- Soleil Lunardi
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An ex-Terran colony made independent then shattered by civil war long ago. A planet of misery and suffering, with unbelievable levels of corruption, warlords and military juntas, exploitation, poverty, and general inhumanity.


general_news: | Culprit of the Sol Sollective massacres discovered!| Beloved former produced Markus Wolf killed in combat by the culprit | His name is Nero Vendean AKA Flying Light; former B-class shinobi, now A-rank
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Vadterland
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Posts: 106
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Vadterland » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:29 am

“...I would ask how you got to the battlefront, and more specifically my sleeping quarters, Miss Civilian...But I've long since learned that it's best not to ask these kinds of questions. As soon as I'm up, I'll see how quickly can get you on the next train home...Provided that your home is east of the front, that is.”
- Major Tanya von Shrakenberg
The Empire of Vadterland ✙ "Das Reich uber Alles!"
Factbooks | News | Music | Tech Level: PT/FanT | Current Year: 1926 AE
An ancient empire in Central Europa, born and forged in the fires of war, currently headed by a military junta and its puppet empress. Surrounded on all sides by invaders and saboteurs, and in the midst of a war to end all wars, the Fatherland stands on guard.

Attention all NSers, the Empire is in great danger, and it needs YOUR help to wipe out the Entente. To do this, it needs an army and a mage corps commanded by a war loli. To help it, all it needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that the Empire can win the Weltkrieg, and achieve Peace with Honor!

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Anglomir
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Posts: 237
Founded: Aug 23, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Anglomir » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:38 am

He'd spring immediately to his feet, leaping off the bed, before recognising who it was."Well, fuck me. How'd you get here?" Crawling back into bed, he'd continue. "How would you feel about reproducing? Heh, for the good of the Anglo-Saxon race, of course?"

Oswald Eindride
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OBERKONIGREICH OF ANGLOMIR |ᛏᚺᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷᛞᛟᛗ ᛟᚠ ᚨᛚᛗᛟᚾᚷᛁᚱ | Portal (Home) | National Anthem
Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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Planet Illysia
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Founded: Jun 01, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Planet Illysia » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:39 am

Anglomir wrote:He'd spring immediately to his feet, leaping off the bed, before recognising who it was."Well, fuck me. How'd you get here?" Crawling back into bed, he'd continue. "How would you feel about reproducing? Heh, for the good of the Anglo-Saxon race, of course?"

//Well, he's certainly quick to the point.
/skip
An ex-Terran colony made independent then shattered by civil war long ago. A planet of misery and suffering, with unbelievable levels of corruption, warlords and military juntas, exploitation, poverty, and general inhumanity.


general_news: | Culprit of the Sol Sollective massacres discovered!| Beloved former produced Markus Wolf killed in combat by the culprit | His name is Nero Vendean AKA Flying Light; former B-class shinobi, now A-rank
Join my Discord RP!

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Anglomir
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Posts: 237
Founded: Aug 23, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Anglomir » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:46 am

Planet Illysia wrote:
Anglomir wrote:He'd spring immediately to his feet, leaping off the bed, before recognising who it was."Well, fuck me. How'd you get here?" Crawling back into bed, he'd continue. "How would you feel about reproducing? Heh, for the good of the Anglo-Saxon race, of course?"

//Well, he's certainly quick to the point.
/skip


Thats him! Arrogant, masculine, anglo-supremacist asshole, but charismatic as all hell./skip
OBERKONIGREICH OF ANGLOMIR |ᛏᚺᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷᛞᛟᛗ ᛟᚠ ᚨᛚᛗᛟᚾᚷᛁᚱ | Portal (Home) | National Anthem
Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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Vadterland
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Posts: 106
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Vadterland » Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:00 am

Anglomir wrote:He'd spring immediately to his feet, leaping off the bed, before recognising who it was."Well, fuck me. How'd you get here?" Crawling back into bed, he'd continue. "How would you feel about reproducing? Heh, for the good of the Anglo-Saxon race, of course?"
Oswald Eindride

“I feel physically repulsed on several levels, the least of which is knowing that I'll have to clean your blood off my uniform if you go a hair further. Perhaps that will teach you to go after a minor with a Mauser and a trench knife.”
- Major Tanya von Shrakenberg
/skip

The AN is still Anglomir, respond to them.
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The Empire of Vadterland ✙ "Das Reich uber Alles!"
Factbooks | News | Music | Tech Level: PT/FanT | Current Year: 1926 AE
An ancient empire in Central Europa, born and forged in the fires of war, currently headed by a military junta and its puppet empress. Surrounded on all sides by invaders and saboteurs, and in the midst of a war to end all wars, the Fatherland stands on guard.

Attention all NSers, the Empire is in great danger, and it needs YOUR help to wipe out the Entente. To do this, it needs an army and a mage corps commanded by a war loli. To help it, all it needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that the Empire can win the Weltkrieg, and achieve Peace with Honor!

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Autumns
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Posts: 230
Founded: May 08, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Autumns » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:09 am

How did you get all the way here? not that I mind...
TRANSGIRL♀__LOVEWHOYOUARE~

If you are reading this, just know that you're loved <3
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She/her, yuri aficionado, trans-ace. Always advance, never retreat. If the situation demands it, make a tactical 180-degree turn and continue advancing.

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Fallen Albali
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Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fallen Albali » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:57 am

"You should get lost. For your own safety."
- Amaki
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.3 million
Roulons News Network | Officials in the Vehrhaer have proposed creating a naval arm for the upcoming warships - currently, these ships, which have yet to be named, will be under the Army's authority.
"Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep." - Sputnik 1

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Low bloods
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Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:13 pm

"I was planning on sleeping in, so I guess I'll continue on those plans. You should join me, it calms the mind, and a calm mind is a successful one."
-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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Alamka
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Posts: 236
Founded: Oct 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Alamka » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:23 pm

(Too lazy to make new ones for ALL of them so uh here's the same ones with tiny edits)

Emperor/Admiral-X Mycran I - "NNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! SUUUUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!----"

Empress Charlotte I - "Out! The public shall know of your damn stupid ideas!"

President Gary Vakzot -
(MALE RESPONSE:) "Please get out, this in unprofessional."
(Female Response:) "Ah, great to see you. Ah, I don't mind, come on, it's only 2am~~~"


Prime Minister Hannah Lankaloftssen (the last prime minister's daughter took power and is also shy) - "Oh my god..... Y-you... P-p-p-pervert..." and she'd either stare in shock or faint.
See factbooks. I don't use NSStats. I am Red Mycranianist (Socialist - Authoritarian - Chauvinist) I have an entire universe of the countries I made, and others are involved. I was one of the founders of the DAPolandball community.
L~A~X according to: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=452237
10/10 according to: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=428715

LEADER: Admiral-X Mycran I
BREAKING NEWS: FULL STATE LOCKDOWN INITIATED. DO NOT LET THEM WIN! MYCRAN AND VAKZOT-9 TO THE A.U.B. IMMEDIATELY! EXECUTE ALL I.D.O TERRORISTS!

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1115
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:45 pm

"Get me tea and some pills for my headache... I will get these people out of the room before you get back."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad

"Promise... I will take the baby with me."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady
"May Spring Actually Spring This Year."
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by nanopunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Above: "honest quote time".
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Knessniet
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Founded: Aug 20, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Knessniet » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:48 pm

Zitravgrad wrote:"Get me tea and some pills for my headache... I will get these people out of the room before you get back."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad

"Promise... I will take the baby with me."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady

"Well now, Feodora. I wouldn't mind you staying, but I think Kazimir may not like hearing his wife is now Grand Duchess of Knessniet... Yes, perhaps you should leave."
- Grand Duke Herman XIII

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Low bloods
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Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:01 pm

"Isnt your whole nation straight? Staying at someone's house isnt gay I'm just pulling your chain is all."
-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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North Saitama
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Posts: 225
Founded: Jul 04, 2017
Anarchy

Postby North Saitama » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:49 pm

"I should ask you that. Both of you seem very comfortable in my bed." -PM Yoshida Ryuuzuka
North Saitama Overview Current Year: 1988
Pro: Capitalism, Individual Liberty, Leeks
Anti: Socialism, Communism, Authoritarianism, Dogmatic Atheism

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:49 pm

Low bloods wrote:"Isnt your whole nation straight? Staying at someone's house isnt gay I'm just pulling your chain is all."
-Oni


This is extremely weird on so many levels. I'll have to ask you to leave, though of course, I have to ask: What would you like to eat?
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Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
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• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
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Great Celestial China
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Posts: 284
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Great Celestial China » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:53 pm

"Guanhong, analysis" -PM

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My Own Imagination
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Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby My Own Imagination » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:56 pm

*Desire to burn things intensifies*
- William Tecumseh Sherman
Update: Premolar teeth removed!

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Low bloods
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Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:42 pm

North Saitama wrote:"I should ask you that. Both of you seem very comfortable in my bed." -PM Yoshida Ryuuzuka

"I'm bisexual well, to the extent of I can flirt with the same sex but anything past that goes to the opposite gender.
And same sex marriage is allowed, after all why should the government get involved in the common citizens relations."
-Oni
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(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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Wolflandil
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Posts: 206
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wolflandil » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:24 pm

My Own Imagination wrote:*Desire to burn things intensifies*
- William Tecumseh Sherman

"If you burn down this mansion, I'll burn down your entire nation. Now that's out of the air, the tea is in the parlor. "-Rozovyy Almaz.
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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