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The Unified States of Freedonia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 12, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Unified States of Freedonia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:52 pm

Newark Aristocracy wrote:/ninja'ed

I skipped over you.

/stillme
Last edited by The Unified States of Freedonia on Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Wolflandil
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:49 pm

The Unified States of Freedonia wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:“Prepare for a quick death, Alex Mercer number 234, I unfortunately don’t have the time to play with you.”
- Leviathan

“What are you? Retarded? I said get out of my room! ...ugh...retard.”
- President of the Unified States of Freedonia, Caroline Carmine

"I suggest you watch your tone in my palace. After all, I never wanted to be in the same room as you, let alone the same bed. Now, back to Freedonia for you."-The Tsar, pointing to a warp pad in the corner.
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3697
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:52 pm

"Well, that was a hell of a night, dude! Tasr is a tsar in bed too! Now, I don't exactly have warp pods in my bedroom... so use the stairs. Or... that downpipe."-Shawn Bjornson.
Last edited by Skyhooked on Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Grand debates about national anthem are still there. Manowar - Warriors of the world VS Alestorm - Drink. Which song will win it's place?People still can't decide./We, Skyhookers, will officially stand with Hong Kong! Fight on, dudes!

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The Raven Technocracy
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Oct 20, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Raven Technocracy » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:27 pm

"Heh, I finally bedded a modern day Viking! Last night was a lotta fun Shawn. Want some coffee?"
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax
Name: The Raven Technate
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax
Q&A
Feel free to TG me! I'm quite friendly, and I especially love feedback on my factbooks, questions, or just general comments about my nation.
News:Technate expanding into new star systems, begins terraformation/colonization of barren worlds.

Factbooks updated with new and terrifying toys for the Technocratic Guard. Fungal Zombies, lightning swords, and much much more!


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Comaland San Francisco
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 06, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Comaland San Francisco » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:44 pm

*Wakes up from his coma* "Oh, whoa! Where... Where am I...? Right, I was out cold in a coma... And what am I doing at a naval Base right besides a ship?! This doesn't look like San Francisco in the slightest even" - John Tanner, confused beyond explanation

*Yes, your leader will wake up besides a comatose Tanner, with all his life support machines in the room even.
Time period: 2011
Based off: Driver San Francisco

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 182
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:53 pm

" Is this an elaborate prank? I guess I'll have to call the servants to find out. (almost trips on a wire to a machine) Well, that's a hazard(Pulls out the wire from its machine), good thing I got rid of that!" -Matthieu XV
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Wolflandil
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:49 pm

"How did you... nevermind. I have things to do, Senators hate waiting for anyone but the Tsar."-Senator Primus Raftaliva
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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The Rapture Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 516
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Rapture Republic » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:55 pm

Wolflandil wrote:"How did you... nevermind. I have things to do, Senators hate waiting for anyone but the Tsar."-Senator Primus Raftaliva

”Oh, I somehow got myself into one of these phenomens where a person will randomly and without reason appear in my bed, great. Might as well get use to it, instead of wasting energy about it. So, Senator care to join me for breakfast?”
-Chancellor John Mercer

Join Uvoan’s Discord Today! Or else be bombarded by artillery fire.

[|Rapture Tribune|] “Rapture stands with the People of Hong Kong’s fight against mindless tyranny.” Says Chancellor John Mercer in a Press Conference. |

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Aviz Portugal
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Aviz Portugal » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:39 am

*opens eyes

"For once, not an old creep trying to impregnate me or something.."

"Oh hello there!I'm Isabelle and you are?You should be leaving but you're excused for a few minutes cause' you look great!!"

-HRM Isabella II
The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 325
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:02 am

"Oh em... Are you ehhh... Feeling alright there? Up for a submarino? That's actually a kind of sandwich, not an actual submarine... Yeah, I'm running out of things to say so... I'm getting up ¡Te veo en un rato!"
- Sandro
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks. Policies are a case-by-case, the No Prisons one is fake news.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce Di Stanier, Luglio 2016: Last Saturday's shootout in Porto Spagnolo ruled as a gang violence by the PTG, Detectives deduct that it could be a strife between unaffiliated hoodlums and Mafiosi|Drought season begins, Thermoelectric power stations ready to generate energy in case of emergency|Gas and Diesel prices rise for the third time in four months by 300 A$E, protests expected nation-wide.

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The Islands of Versilia
Minister
 
Posts: 2341
Founded: Feb 21, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Islands of Versilia » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:12 am

"Whilst this is a surprise, it’s not necessarily a pleasant one. I’ll have you escorted out, then I’ll deal with you."
Akeldama Rothsgor, Matriarch of House Rothsgor, Spawn of Lilith, Lady of the Realm
Last edited by The Islands of Versilia on Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Nexus in sanguine et spiritu
Tech PMT · Year Current · Theme

A human head remains conscious for around 20 seconds after being decapitated. Facts.
Weekly Quote | "When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him." - Anton LaVey

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3697
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:20 am

"Well, I knew, she was actually playing with me! She said not so pleasant things about me, rejected my flirt, but now, she is in my bed."-Shawn Bjornson
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Grand debates about national anthem are still there. Manowar - Warriors of the world VS Alestorm - Drink. Which song will win it's place?People still can't decide./We, Skyhookers, will officially stand with Hong Kong! Fight on, dudes!

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Wolflandil
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:25 am

"You just end up wherever, don't you?"-Senator Primus Raftaliva pouring herself a cup of tea.
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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The Raven Technocracy
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Oct 20, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Raven Technocracy » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:41 am

"...Good morning? I'm fairly sure I was alone, for once, when I went to bed last night. Oh well. Would you like a cup of coffee?"
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax
Name: The Raven Technate
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax
Q&A
Feel free to TG me! I'm quite friendly, and I especially love feedback on my factbooks, questions, or just general comments about my nation.
News:Technate expanding into new star systems, begins terraformation/colonization of barren worlds.

Factbooks updated with new and terrifying toys for the Technocratic Guard. Fungal Zombies, lightning swords, and much much more!

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Kyria
Attaché
 
Posts: 81
Founded: Sep 29, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kyria » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:29 pm

"Well, you’re certainly a surprise. Be thankful I’m in a fair mood. I kindly ask that we both make ourselves presentable before having any discussion."


Factbooks
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Overview
Profiles
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Discord
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Grand Union of Kyria
Tech PMT · Year 2043 · Theme
What if America remained with the Empire?

| Morning Herald | His Majesty to visit Mexico City to celebrate 75 years of Kyro-Mexican friendship

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Deltia-
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Deltia- » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:31 pm

" Thank you madam, you are my 200th."


- Adam Weiss
Federal Empire of Deltia | Bundskaizerriik Avontiken
A federal constitutional monarchy in Central Europe that's pretty much a cyberpunk re-incarnation of the German Empire.

From now on, the Now Playing thing will just be whatever's on my Spotify playlist.

PMT-FT gang
Quick YL/AL thing for me
Would you live in Deltia
Deltia's NS stats accidentally got in the way of a few drunk supersoldiers

(03/10/2022)Der Weld: BREAKING NEWS: Germans take Calais Now Playing:Lil Nas X - Panini


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Geektopia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Geektopia » Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:28 pm

Sorry, I'm having a temporary stupid attack.

- Ogdo-tethriterator
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Rugby: Second Place for Rugby Sevens Bowl
Assoc. Football: BoF 69 (Group Stage), WC 82 (Qualifying), WC 83 (Qualifying), Futsal World Cup (QFs), Futsal Invitational Cup (Group Stage)
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FACTBOOKS
Kings: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=gee ... id=1198022
History: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=gee ... id=1197182

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Uinted Communist of Africa
Minister
 
Posts: 2288
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:51 am

"Look when I said you could stay the night I didn't mean IN MY BLOODY BED!!!"---King Emillio myles
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!!
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1129
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:43 am

"Sure, camaraderie, you have awoken. BUT HAS YOUR NATION AWOKEN TO THE NEW WAVE OF NATIONALISM!?"

*falls back to sleep*

Asst. Prof. Dr. Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad, having major sleepwalking problem
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
Under the Blue Sky, Over the Blue Sea, There is this Blue Forsaken Land.

PMT post-revolution nuclear wasteland crowned republic set in a mercilessly imperialist retro futuristic parallel universe. A nation of mixed market economy inclined to state capitalism, authoritarian social democracy with technocratic tendency, and cultural nationalism puppeting powerless church and monarchy. Very WIP it hurts but still readable. | OOC: Your Local Papers, Please Guy In Training | #DuckyDidNothingWrong2k19

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:40 am

"As long as it isn't an attempt to kill me in my sleep you are fine in my bed. I mean if you did try anything I use to be an assassin, dont think you'll get too far before I stop you."-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 325
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:41 am

"Woah! When I said I wanted a cat to cuddle with, I didn't mean a half-cat!"
-Ennio
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks. Policies are a case-by-case, the No Prisons one is fake news.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce Di Stanier, Luglio 2016: Last Saturday's shootout in Porto Spagnolo ruled as a gang violence by the PTG, Detectives deduct that it could be a strife between unaffiliated hoodlums and Mafiosi|Drought season begins, Thermoelectric power stations ready to generate energy in case of emergency|Gas and Diesel prices rise for the third time in four months by 300 A$E, protests expected nation-wide.

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-Astoria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 358
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:44 am

'You do realise this won't end well for either of us, right?'
Main stuff
|Anthem
|Climate
Ø| Defences
|Embassy
|Leader
|Policies
Misc stuff
|A-scale
|Food
|L-plates
|News
|Tropes
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≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

$LFD | Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme: |
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files
- 'That theory was tested back in the '40s: toons can't kill people unless they've been completely corrupted.' - bystander
- Contrary to what some people may believe, humans do exist in Astoria, and measure up to about half of the population.
- The death penalty is a symptom of a culture of violence, not a solution to it. Change my mind.

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Comte de Sade
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 16, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Comte de Sade » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:44 am

“Come closer,” says the Marquis de Sade, chuckling low in his throat...

You can guess how this ends.

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