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-Astoria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 358
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:05 am

Nantoraka wrote:/stillme

It's not your turn - how many times do I need to repeat it?
/stillme
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≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

$LFD | Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme: |
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files
- 'That theory was tested back in the '40s: toons can't kill people unless they've been completely corrupted.' - bystander
- Contrary to what some people may believe, humans do exist in Astoria, and measure up to about half of the population.
- The death penalty is a symptom of a culture of violence, not a solution to it. Change my mind.

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Nantoraka
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Oct 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nantoraka » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:07 am

/stillme
Androids are better than iPhones.
Factbooks are designed for dark theme, maniacs use light theme
I'm politically chaotic evil
Anything that causes all around human misery or destroys the planet gets a thumbs up in my book
5th place in N-day is good enough for me

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Free Arabian Nation
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1789
Founded: May 02, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:10 am

Fuck both of you guys

/stillme


... Did I just get blacked in my sleep? No? Okay, never mind. I can understand why you slept in my bed, it is comfier than the guest bed and it is closer to the fridge. Speaking of, feel free to take anything in there. I'm going to get some tea.
- Abbas Ibn Arabiyya
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العرب الأحرار
I don't use NS Stats, for they are against the will of Liberty and God.

News
Open to RPs


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The Union of British North America
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Sep 03, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Union of British North America » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:18 am

"This is not what I meant by a special relationship..." - PM Dame Felicity Graves
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An alt-history version of an America that peacefully avoided the American Revolution (Turtledove's "The Two Georges"), mixed with some of Sobel's "For Want of a Nail" and a lot of the anthology "Columbia and Britannia".

Real world territories that I am using: contiguous US, Alaska, Canada, British West Indies, Bermuda, and Baja California. Hawaii is an associated state.

Government: federal parliamentary democracy under a constitutional monarchy.

I don't use NS stats except for NS governmental policies (basic policies of course), and classification (I'm somewhat of a SuperCanada). MT and NFT/FT. Official Name: North American Union (NAU). MTO, CAPINTERN, CFME member. Amistad Declaration signatory.

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Comaland San Francisco
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 06, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Comaland San Francisco » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:41 am

Seeing as AN doesn't have a leader dispatch...
Free Arabian Nation wrote:Fuck both of you guys

/stillme


... Did I just get blacked in my sleep? No? Okay, never mind. I can understand why you slept in my bed, it is comfier than the guest bed and it is closer to the fridge. Speaking of, feel free to take anything in there. I'm going to get some tea.
- Abbas Ibn Arabiyya


*Wakes up from his coma with a vengeance* "... Oh no, this is bad in many, many ways. First: It turns out I was out cold in a coma. Second: WHAT'S WITH YOU BEING SO AWFULLY PHYSICAL WITH MY COMATOSE BODY?! I THOUGHT YOU ARABS WEREN'T GAY!? SPIT IT OUT BEFORE I KNOCK IT OUT OF YOU!?" - Tanner, awfully close to punching the shit out of Abbas

"Woah! Tanner! TANNER!" - Tobias Jones, Tanner's partner
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Time period: 2011
Based off: Driver San Francisco

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:20 pm

"I have no clue how you got here, but if it's a fight you are going for you will definitely get one. Haven't even made breakfast yet, come on!"-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

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Achaean Republic
Attaché
 
Posts: 83
Founded: May 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Achaean Republic » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:54 pm

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mister Death, I'm sorry! I know I drink too much at times and I haven't done my Hail Maries as I'm supposed to, but please don't kill me now! Please, please, please don't kill me!" -Alfonso Salamera, President

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Deltia-
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Deltia- » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:58 pm

"(in head) Ah, my week is beginning the same way it always does, with me waking up in bed with some girl. Wait? What the fu- I did it with a guy?! *proceeds to run*"


- Adam Weiss
Federal Empire of Deltia | Bundskaizerriik Avontiken
A federal constitutional monarchy in Central Europe that's pretty much a cyberpunk re-incarnation of the German Empire.

From now on, the Now Playing thing will just be whatever's on my Spotify playlist.

PMT-FT gang
Quick YL/AL thing for me
Would you live in Deltia
Deltia's NS stats accidentally got in the way of a few drunk supersoldiers

(03/10/2022)Der Weld: BREAKING NEWS: Germans take Calais Now Playing:Lil Nas X - Panini

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The Rapture Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 516
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Rapture Republic » Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:00 pm

Deltia- wrote:
"(in head) Ah, my week is beginning the same way it always does, with me waking up in bed with some girl. Wait? What the fu- I did it with a guy?! *proceeds to run*"


- Adam Weiss

”You are quite desperate aren’t you? Pathetic.”
-VictorNet

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[|Rapture Tribune|] “Rapture stands with the People of Hong Kong’s fight against mindless tyranny.” Says Chancellor John Mercer in a Press Conference. |

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Diarcesia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1505
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:17 pm

The Rapture Republic wrote:
Deltia- wrote:
"(in head) Ah, my week is beginning the same way it always does, with me waking up in bed with some girl. Wait? What the fu- I did it with a guy?! *proceeds to run*"


- Adam Weiss

”You are quite desperate aren’t you? Pathetic.”
-VictorNet


"Whoa, what's this robot thing doing here?"
- Phlegomy
Experimenting with Talk to Transformer for my IC posts, with interesting results.
Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
The perfect Diarcesian meme doesn't exi—

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Aviz Portugal
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Aviz Portugal » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:37 am

"I can't believe this.Sir, before you, there were 2 other old aged men trying to bed me, in my own room!May I kindly demand for you to leave?"
-HRM Isabella II
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The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

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Pan-Asiatic States
Minister
 
Posts: 3148
Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:43 am

"Young lady, I know not how or why you have ended up in my quarters, but I do know that this rendezvous is scandalous and inappropriate!"
PAN-ASIATIC STATES
Founder of The Srivijayan Consortium
NᴀᴛɪᴏɴSᴛᴀᴛᴇs' Mᴏsᴛ Mᴀᴊᴏʀɪᴛᴀʀɪᴀɴ Dᴇᴍᴏᴄʀᴀᴄʏ

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(☉_(-‿-)_⚆)

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3697
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:13 am

"Well, I would never expect our alliance to be THAT close... but, this rendezvous is a pleasant one. Alright, do whatever you want, and since you are afraid of scandal, you should leave through this window. There is a swimming pool, so you won't break your bones, while landing. Hope ya' can swim well."-Shawn Bjornson.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Grand debates about national anthem are still there. Manowar - Warriors of the world VS Alestorm - Drink. Which song will win it's place?People still can't decide./We, Skyhookers, will officially stand with Hong Kong! Fight on, dudes!

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-Astoria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 358
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:19 am

'When I said 'close relationship', I didn't mean this!'
Main stuff
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≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

$LFD | Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme: |
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files
- 'That theory was tested back in the '40s: toons can't kill people unless they've been completely corrupted.' - bystander
- Contrary to what some people may believe, humans do exist in Astoria, and measure up to about half of the population.
- The death penalty is a symptom of a culture of violence, not a solution to it. Change my mind.

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Pretty Much God
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 139
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Pretty Much God » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:23 am

Skyhooked wrote:"Well, I would never expect our alliance to be THAT close... but, this rendezvous is a pleasant one. Alright, do whatever you want, and since you are afraid of scandal, you should leave through this window. There is a swimming pool, so you won't break your bones, while landing. Hope ya' can swim well."-Shawn Bjornson.

"Ahaha, you have fallen for my trap! You are now stuck here, in this bed, until the end of time! You should've have had that last drink, for I LACED IT! AHAHAHAHAHA-"
-Jesus, while Shawn just gets up and walks away
Genesis 25:30
"He said to Jacob, “Let me gulp down some of that red stuff; I’m starving.”

#standwithhongkong
God is a Yang-ocrat
God would part the Red Sea for you. Except for Hammer Britannia. He can go around.
God is an Enlightened Centrist

But more importantly, God. Never. Forsakes. ;)
Discretion: Naturally with GoFundMe, some might not be legitimate.

you don't have to but it'd be really cool if you did
like "free passage into heaven" cool
https://www.gofundme.com/f/free-hong-ko ... ning-night
https://www.gofundme.com/f/hong-kong-re ... -democracy
https://www.gofundme.com/f/flags-and-ge ... t-hongkong
https://www.gofundme.com/f/hong-kong-re ... ocumentary

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-Astoria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 358
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:43 am

Pretty Much God wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:"Well, I would never expect our alliance to be THAT close... but, this rendezvous is a pleasant one. Alright, do whatever you want, and since you are afraid of scandal, you should leave through this window. There is a swimming pool, so you won't break your bones, while landing. Hope ya' can swim well."-Shawn Bjornson.

"Ahaha, you have fallen for my trap! You are now stuck here, in this bed, until the end of time! You should've have had that last drink, for I LACED IT! AHAHAHAHAHA-"
-Jesus, while Shawn just gets up and walks away

I hate to doublepost, but this is an exception:

'If you're Jesus, then I'm the king of the world - which I ain't.'
Main stuff
|Anthem
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Misc stuff
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≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

$LFD | Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme: |
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files
- 'That theory was tested back in the '40s: toons can't kill people unless they've been completely corrupted.' - bystander
- Contrary to what some people may believe, humans do exist in Astoria, and measure up to about half of the population.
- The death penalty is a symptom of a culture of violence, not a solution to it. Change my mind.

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Ascended Stalin
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 30, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ascended Stalin » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:49 am

sKiPpInG dOuBlEpOsTeR

Pretty Much God wrote:"Ahaha, you have fallen for my trap! You are now stuck here, in this bed, until the end of time! You should've have had that last drink, for I LACED IT! AHAHAHAHAHA-"
-Jesus, while Shawn just gets up and walks away


"Ah fuck. Is this what I get for shaping the foundations of the Kremlin into a pentagram?"
-Ascended Stalin
☭ BREAKING NEWS: STALIN RELEASES HOLODOMOR 2 ☭
☭ ICE PICK SALES SKYROCKET ☭


If this nation ever has civil rights, rest assured that they are accidental.
Bane of capitalists, fascists, kulaks, Trots, chefs and OP FFT empires everywhere.

Jaedonland wrote:Run over by car

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Deltia-
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Deltia- » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:20 am

"That's it. I'm never drinking tequila again."


- Julia Larsten
Federal Empire of Deltia | Bundskaizerriik Avontiken
A federal constitutional monarchy in Central Europe that's pretty much a cyberpunk re-incarnation of the German Empire.

From now on, the Now Playing thing will just be whatever's on my Spotify playlist.

PMT-FT gang
Quick YL/AL thing for me
Would you live in Deltia
Deltia's NS stats accidentally got in the way of a few drunk supersoldiers

(03/10/2022)Der Weld: BREAKING NEWS: Germans take Calais Now Playing:Lil Nas X - Panini

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 182
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:28 am

" Wait. You aren't an escort, who are you? Do you want anything, or can I just show you on out" -Matthieu XV
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I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Wolflandil
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:45 am

"Sir, please leave. I dont want to have to deal with the political controversy. Unlike the Tsar, I have a very fragile image to uphold as Senator Primus. "-Senator Primus Raftaliva
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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Cybus1
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5440
Founded: Jul 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cybus1 » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:07 pm

"Get.Out.NOW!"
Emperor Alexander Mercer
I don't use NS stats, please refer to the factbooks. Terms to use: Cybus, Cybusian, The Infinite Cybusian Empire. Feel free to TG with suggestions, comments, feedback, questions, etc.
Regal and powerful; they carry an air about them that is inherently oppressive, the air of a trillion years of ancestry. -Kaedijork.
Great Gatsby, featuring some shape-shifting ability and more sci-fi elements. - Zitravgrad
Their military technology is discombobulatingly magnificent. - Pan-Asiatic States

Our Military
New Q&A!
News: / Imperial Navy forces skirmish with Redlight along the Calleux Line, losing two ships to infection, destroy ten bio-ships. Memorial planned. /

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UIS Leviathan
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:15 pm

“Prepare for a quick death, Alex Mercer number 234, I unfortunately don’t have the time to play with you.”
- Leviathan

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Newark Aristocracy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 823
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:23 pm

OK,WHO GOT A GIANT SHIP IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT?
Yes,while it may be a worthwhile ship for the navy,still,who brought it in here? Now everyone in Newark City is looking at a giant warship in MY BEDROOM!-, Kohan The 8th.
News:Terrorist Attack In Newark City/War with basuria won!/NASJAR pilot from the Newark Aristocracy crashes!/Leader States:"i am willing to face any threat,no matter how bad" in speech/New war begins!/THATS ALL FOR NOW

We are MT with some PMT elements such as the DOS Cannon and the T.H.E.O.
We also support ISIS ICly.
OOC:R.I.P Opportunity Rover,you will always be missed.
Also, DON'T REPLY TO BLOODY SPAMMING,MODS CAN WARN YA FOR IT.
I do actively use SCPs in Combat. Including 682.

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The Unified States of Freedonia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 12, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Unified States of Freedonia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:20 pm

UIS Leviathan wrote:“Prepare for a quick death, Alex Mercer number 234, I unfortunately don’t have the time to play with you.”
- Leviathan

“What are you? Retarded? I said get out of my room! ...ugh...retard.”
- President of the Unified States of Freedonia, Caroline Carmine

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Newark Aristocracy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 823
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:22 pm

/ninja'ed
News:Terrorist Attack In Newark City/War with basuria won!/NASJAR pilot from the Newark Aristocracy crashes!/Leader States:"i am willing to face any threat,no matter how bad" in speech/New war begins!/THATS ALL FOR NOW

We are MT with some PMT elements such as the DOS Cannon and the T.H.E.O.
We also support ISIS ICly.
OOC:R.I.P Opportunity Rover,you will always be missed.
Also, DON'T REPLY TO BLOODY SPAMMING,MODS CAN WARN YA FOR IT.
I do actively use SCPs in Combat. Including 682.

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