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YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...3

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Eastern Aestorusia
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Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 01, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Eastern Aestorusia » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:05 pm

"Do we get room service here or is that someone else I'm thinking of?"

- Pres. Jack Maciejewski

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:05 pm

Stanier wrote:"No shit you inferior rat! Now do get out of here before I do to you the same my father used to do to the Italians who inhabited this province too damn long ago! That is of course
..."
*Gets a Katana from under the bed* "Public beheading! Don't worry, there'll be a crowd to watch your demise, quite a few people live in this compound... Maybe I won't do it... Personally, you're not worthy of it"
- Akira


"Really? After a six-day full-shift work week, I must contend with this? *sigh* Very well then. Try it, if you wish. I think you'll find your glorified butter knife somewhat inadequate. Oh, and once you're done swinging that bit of pig iron around, get out of here. I still have a few hours of sleep to catch up on, and I do not plan on wasting them on dealing with someone like you."
-Dmitri Rasputin, Vozhd of Yegla Islands

Eastern Aestorusia wrote:"Do we get room service here or is that someone else I'm thinking of?"

- Pres. Jack Maciejewski


"Another? Please, do not test my patience. Though it is something I generally have in plentiful supply, it has been... wearing thin, as of late. You may drop by the buffet on your way out - I'm sure you'll find something suitable for a breakfast of your choosing."
-Dmitri Rasputin, Vozhd of Yegla Islands
Last edited by Yegla Islands on Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:09 pm, edited 2 times in total.
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of bureaucratic pseudo-socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Aviz Portugal
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Posts: 21
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aviz Portugal » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:52 am

*facepalms
"Why do I keep falling asleep with men older than my father?"
-HRM Isabella II
The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

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Wolflandil
Envoy
 
Posts: 207
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wolflandil » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:28 am

"This is a little problematic. Let's get you back home."-The Tsar, preparing her transport.
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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Low bloods
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Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:31 pm

"I was thinking the same thing, you don't belong in these lands. Well you are welcome here but I'm sure you don't wish to stay."-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 20
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Greater Victora » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:57 pm

"I've actually been meaning to get in touch with you, but it seems you've come right to me. All though I just wish we hadn't met in such.... peculiar circumstances...." -The Phoenix
Greater Victora exists within a NobleDark Universe, beset on all sides by enemies, from genocidal warrior races to eldritch horrors that lurk outside of Realspace. The Empire and their allies are in a state of perpetual war in an attempt to change the Universe for the better.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you. With that said, according to this index the Victoran Empire is a Tier 9, Level 7, Type 9, Power Comparator of 4.55

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Stanier
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Posts: 298
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:52 pm

"...
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...
..."

"... Coño"
- Sandro
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm not being serious/I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks. Policies are a case-by-case, the No Prisons one is fake news.
Slowly learning Italian
Cayó en la siembra lluvia, y crecieron las flores, cosechando el fruto, de nuestras ilusiones

La Voce Di Stanier, Junio 2016: Rash of armed vehicle robberies in Porto Nippòn, federal authorities are unable to combat them due to clashes with the Porto Nippòn Police|A Polizia Stradale Lgt. sacked after being found guilty of ordering the use of tear gas and pepper spray against a gay pride parade on the Cittadella early in the week.

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Deltia-
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Deltia- » Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:54 pm

"The second I get out of bed, this NEVER happened, okay?"


- Julia Larsten
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Federal Empire of Deltia | Bundskaizerriik Avontiken
Theme

Death is a preferable alternative to communism. Death is a preferable alternative to fascism. Death is preferable to democracy. Death is preferable to any political system or ideology. I just want to die (You think I'm joking? I'm not.)

PMT-FT gang
Quick YL/AL thing for me
Sweet dreams are made of this
Deltia's NS stats accidentally got in the way of a few drunk supersoldiers

(03/10/2022)Der Weld: BREAKING NEWS: Deltia's user accidentally turns it into left-leaning college state, will be thrown off helicopter Now Playing:Shawn Mendes - If I Can't Have You

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Aviz Portugal
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Posts: 21
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aviz Portugal » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:27 pm

"Oh um, hello there.I'm Isabelle, and you are?"
-HRM Isabella II
The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

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Bloodshade
Envoy
 
Posts: 236
Founded: May 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bloodshade » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:39 pm

"Hello there, Lady Isabella! I hope you're not too worried about being in a stranger's bed, let alone the fact that you're in a vampire's bed but don't worry, I'm a very hospitable woman and most importantly, I don't drink blood! Completely blood-free diet!

Anyways, the name's Ambrosia. It's a pleasure to meet ya! I know my apartment's a bit...well...modest compared to your own palace but rest assured, we're in the beating heart of the nation. Wanna grab a bite before I send you back home?"

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Wolflandil
Envoy
 
Posts: 207
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wolflandil » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:00 am

"Well good morning Ambrosia. If it isn't a good thing to see you.I must get going, unfortunately. "Tsar Tadeusz
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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Uinted Communist of Africa
Minister
 
Posts: 2232
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:20 am

Wolflandil wrote:"Well good morning Ambrosia. If it isn't a good thing to see you.I must get going, unfortunately. "Tsar Tadeusz



"......Wait aren't you like part animal?" ----King Emillio Myles as the dread hits him like a ton of bricks :shock:



"........" -----Queen Asia
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!!
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Posts: 153
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:36 am

“ Two people of unknown origin in my bed. Why is this getting more common. Anyways we have a savage and a dame today, quite an odd combination. But no matter, i’ll dea” with you both the same, even if one is more civilized” -Matthieu XV pulling out his bedside sabre
Last edited by Alpes a Septentrionali imperium on Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Rainbowsix
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Posts: 103
Founded: Nov 27, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Rainbowsix » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:39 am

well this is awkward....

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:42 am

Alpes a Septentrionali imperium wrote:“ Two people of unknown origin in my bed. Why is this getting more common. Anyways we have a savage and a dame today, quite an odd combination. But no matter, i’ll dea” with you both the same, even if one is more civilized” -Matthieu XV pulling out his bedside sabre


"Oh no baka you don't. And to think we had fun last night, shame. May the best swordsman, or swordswoman, win"
- Akira, holding a Katana against Matthieu's throat and then standing back to a combat stance
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm not being serious/I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks. Policies are a case-by-case, the No Prisons one is fake news.
Slowly learning Italian
Cayó en la siembra lluvia, y crecieron las flores, cosechando el fruto, de nuestras ilusiones

La Voce Di Stanier, Junio 2016: Rash of armed vehicle robberies in Porto Nippòn, federal authorities are unable to combat them due to clashes with the Porto Nippòn Police|A Polizia Stradale Lgt. sacked after being found guilty of ordering the use of tear gas and pepper spray against a gay pride parade on the Cittadella early in the week.

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:22 am

"How cute, violence is always everyone's first answer, eh?"-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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City 8
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby City 8 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:52 am

Low bloods wrote:"How cute, violence is always everyone's first answer, eh?"-Oni

“. . .This must be a fever dream or something.” - Teslo, In shock as he reaches for the USP Match on his bed stand.

Leaders | Military | N/A |


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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3660
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:14 pm

"Ha! Gotcha! Can't run now, traitor of humanity... I still can fulfill your last wish though. Choose it carefully, but quickly, for I am pretty impatient."-Shawn Bjornson.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Perparations for an unprecedented grand festival are at full swing!/Grand debates about national anthem have started. Manowar - Warriors of the world VS Alestorm - Drink. Which song will win it's place? Place your bet!

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UIS Leviathan
Attaché
 
Posts: 74
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:56 pm

“Get off my deck before I feed you to Snark you troglodyte.”
- Leviathan

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:05 pm

"Well there goes the side of my house. There's not even a dock for miles why the hell are you even here. Well atleast the kitchen is still intact, might as well make some toast and a milk, talk to my insurance company, boat damage I can already hear the laughter."-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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The Raven Technocracy
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Posts: 25
Founded: Oct 20, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Raven Technocracy » Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:55 am

"Good morning! Coffee?"
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax, sitting up in bed already, sipping coffee and reading a newspaper.
Name: The Raven Technate
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax
Q&A
Feel free to TG me! I'm quite friendly, and I especially love feedback on my factbooks, questions, or just general comments about my nation.
News:Technate expanding into new star systems, begins terraformation/colonization of barren worlds.

Factbooks updated with new and terrifying toys for the Technocratic Guard. Fungal Zombies, lightning swords, and much much more!

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-Astoria
Envoy
 
Posts: 305
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:05 am

'Tea's much better; on another note, who are you?'
Ø| Defences
|Licences
|Food
|Tropes
|AT-scale
|Q&A (new)
|Anthem
|Policies
|Climate
|Leader
|Embassy
|News
≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

New defence arc: Add cartoon weapons of sheer destruction. (suggested by Valentine Z)
Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme:
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files

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Nantoraka
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 353
Founded: Oct 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nantoraka » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:47 am

The Raven Technocracy wrote:"Good morning! Coffee?"
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax, sitting up in bed already, sipping coffee and reading a newspaper.

"I've last seen you in what, a year?"
"why are you in my bed all of a sudden"
-Director Phur'an
Androids are better than iPhones.
Factbooks are designed for dark theme, maniacs use light theme
I'm politically chaotic evil
Anything that causes all around human misery or destroys the planet gets a thumbs up in my book
I hate purple.

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-Astoria
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Posts: 305
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:49 am

Nantoraka wrote:
The Raven Technocracy wrote:"Good morning! Coffee?"
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax, sitting up in bed already, sipping coffee and reading a newspaper.

"I've last seen you in what, a year?"
"why are you in my bed all of a sudden"
-Director Phur'an

'Why are you deliberately skipping the AN? That's what we in the trade would call a shit-tier action.'
/stillme
Ø| Defences
|Licences
|Food
|Tropes
|AT-scale
|Q&A (new)
|Anthem
|Policies
|Climate
|Leader
|Embassy
|News
≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

New defence arc: Add cartoon weapons of sheer destruction. (suggested by Valentine Z)
Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme:
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files

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Nantoraka
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 353
Founded: Oct 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nantoraka » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:53 am

/stillme
Androids are better than iPhones.
Factbooks are designed for dark theme, maniacs use light theme
I'm politically chaotic evil
Anything that causes all around human misery or destroys the planet gets a thumbs up in my book
I hate purple.

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