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Krainin
Diplomat
 
Posts: 503
Founded: Jul 15, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Krainin » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:20 am

“Why is there random slime in my bedroom. Oh. Oh, I’m sorry if I offended you. Please leave, thanks.”
- Queen Alexis II
I RP as The United Kingdoms of The Krainin Isles.
Embassy Program

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Catalibla
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 06, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Catalibla » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:51 pm

"Oh! Good morning, Your Majesty! I, ah... well, did you enjoy your sleep?"
- Elsa
Catalibla is a little micronation in the Alps; we would like to stay away from your drama, and we're in a love triangle with Switzerland and Austria
2019 | MT tech level | Population is ~53,000

CBN News | There is nothing newsworthy at the moment

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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 90
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:56 pm

(Wait are you Epsilon aquarii?)

“get off my deck before I toss you in the arctic waters so you can become a real ice Queen”
- Leviathan
UIS Leviathan - Dunking on FT empires since the first multiversal jump
Fleet Backstory / Fleet Overview < Check out New Alien Ship "Millennium"
I’m usually not a fan of themes, but here’s one for ya

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The Great Intergalactic Empire
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Nov 13, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Great Intergalactic Empire » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:59 pm

"You're far from any ocean. You're not a woman nor are you capable of thrilling me in another fashion. In shorter terms: get out."
- Empress Alicia I
Everyone always uses the black market factbook...
Before ya'll talk about the horses: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1215662

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Nouveau Quebecois
Envoy
 
Posts: 322
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:35 pm

"Haaah. Très bien Madame Maximus, if you insist. I'll do let your adjutants know that you were far easier to 'thrill' the previous night then this morning."
- Cédric Lésage, grabbing a bible on the way out.
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.==. Nouveau État Québécois .==.
.= Factbooks WIP. NS stats have been accidentally strangled in the trunk of a 1968 Chevrolet Biscayne. =.
.= Don't like our religious extremism? Maybe you'll think twice once your see the export rates on our free-market mining and energy industries. =.
Le Conseil de la Francosphère - The Francosphère Council: A coalition of states united behind the banner of French heritage.

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Krainin
Diplomat
 
Posts: 503
Founded: Jul 15, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Krainin » Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:35 pm

"What are you doing in here? Shouldn't you be a couple of centuries in the future."
- Queen Alexis II
I RP as The United Kingdoms of The Krainin Isles.
Embassy Program

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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 90
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:02 pm

The Great Intergalactic Empire wrote:"You're far from any ocean. You're not a woman nor are you capable of thrilling me in another fashion. In shorter terms: get out."
- Empress Alicia I

“don’t flatter yourself, you dead fish”
- Leviathan
/skip
UIS Leviathan - Dunking on FT empires since the first multiversal jump
Fleet Backstory / Fleet Overview < Check out New Alien Ship "Millennium"
I’m usually not a fan of themes, but here’s one for ya

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Aviz Portugal
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aviz Portugal » Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:57 am

Krainin wrote:"What are you doing in here? Shouldn't you be a couple of centuries in the future."
- Queen Alexis II


"Hello there!I'm Isabelle and you are?"
-HRM Isabella II
The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

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The Auraverse
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Auraverse » Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:51 am

Aviz Portugal wrote:
Krainin wrote:"What are you doing in here? Shouldn't you be a couple of centuries in the future."
- Queen Alexis II


"Hello there!I'm Isabelle and you are?"
-HRM Isabella II


"Very confused. How did you even get in here? Ah well. Care for breakfast? You've never truly had breakfast until it's been prepared using an arc furnace and molecular assembler."
-Dr. Ismael Hatlen, Director of the Azure Syndicate

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The Azure Syndicate | TBA | TBA | TBA

A creative writing experiment. INCREDIBLY WIP, and will probably remain so for the forseeable future.
If you try to apply NS stats to this, then you probably can't read.

"What if RWBY and JoJo had a baby, and that baby was dropkicked a few thousand years into the future and given FFT?"

The Federated Soviets of North America wrote:Their leader redesigned the spleen

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE AZURE SYNDICATE'S MILITARY FACTBOOK, CLICK HERE

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:12 pm

"You are rather interesting, just how did you stumble in here again? You don't seem like someone who is going to be too dangerous, so you are welcome to stay awhile."-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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Anime Socialist Ethiopia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Anime Socialist Ethiopia » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:09 pm

“Get off of my bed and out of my room and out of my country you pig!”
- Chairman of the Derg and Head of State of Ethiopia, Mengistu Haile Mariam

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United Earth Intergalactic Assembly
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Feb 20, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby United Earth Intergalactic Assembly » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:58 pm

Anime Socialist Ethiopia wrote:“Get off of my bed and out of my room and out of my country you pig!”
- Chairman of the Derg and Head of State of Ethiopia, Mengistu Haile Mariam



"How the hell did I go offline? Why is one of my bodies in bed? What are you doing in that bed with me? Hold on... I will use Science to find out.

H̸͎̼͙͓͐̃͗ͪ̾o̶̳̙̠̅͛̊̓̐̈̚ļ̙d͉͖̻̖̞̜͙̋̃̐͑́̍ ̲̩̦s̑͗͏̲t͝i̩̻͚̓̈̎͠l̵̹̫̙̲̝͐͆͛l̗̯͔̱̀́.̢̩͍̖̗ͮ ̬̙̲̮̇̓̈́̌͑̋T̛̥̖ͫͧͩ̚Ḩ͔͔̮̗̞̳̫̅̈́͑̒̅͝͝I̱̜̩͎̟̟͋̈́ͫ̂͐ͣ̎̌̋̕S͖̮̞͙̪̘̟̥̔̄̄ͦ ̡̠͓̟̦̣͍̲ͭͯ̈̑ͬ͗̈́̂͞Ẉ̷͍͎̞̈͑̿ͦ͘ ̷̵̜̼͂Ộ͕͍̼͓͖̉̐̈ͦ̂̔̾ ̸̷̹̲̙̹͔̟͕̺̎̿̚̚N͔̲̖͖̥̟͎̊͒̍̅͗ ̤̪͈̼̖̖̗͉̽̽̊́'͉̫̫̿ͨ ̛̛͍̺̺̞͈̐̆̾̅̃ͭ̋ͥͅT͈̺̿̓̑ͯ̌́̃͜͟ ̘͙̦̪̞̙̠̇͗̕H̫̦̖̩̘̝͎̩͕ͤ̄̏ͪ̀̈̾͜U̙̫̘͍̠̓͒̈͒͗̈͊́͘͜ ̷̰̠̈́̄͋́͟ͅR̷̭̝͕͓̥̬͉ͭ̒̓͗ͪ͞͡ͅT̵̩̲̱͎ͤ̈́́́͝ ̷̧̠̦̪̹̼̻̫̫ͨͫ̌̌ͩ͛̅A̩̠̤̪͙̗̔͂ͯ̿̊ͧͪ̕͟ ̸̤̹̿͐̐͒͢B̤̖̘̻̹͎̪̦͆ͭ ̢̩͓̙̘͍͙̪̱̓̒́͗ͯ͗̂͗͜͜I̵̧͍̘͗̉̓̈́̾̅͂́T̾͗͏̳͉͓̗̣̳̲̼͢.ͩ̽̓̽͐ͣ͜͏̳̪͚̯̥̙̱"


- DD̡e̕c̵id̴e̡r͟ ҉Kyl̛er Cycl̴o̡pe̴n̨t́, Decider of the UEIA
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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 154
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:06 pm

“ Guards, get this thing out of here! Also break it up when your far away enough from the palace” -Matthieu XV
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Deltia-
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Deltia- » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:44 pm

"Get the fuck out of my room!"


- Alyssa I
Federal Empire of Deltia | Bundskaizerriik Avontiken
A federal constitutional monarchy in Central Europe that's pretty much a cyberpunk re-incarnation of the German Empire.

I am nice to everyone I meet as I don't want to feel like a jackass in the case that they died tomorrow.

PMT-FT gang
Quick YL/AL thing for me
Would you live in Deltia
Deltia's NS stats accidentally got in the way of a few drunk supersoldiers

(03/10/2022)Der Weld: BREAKING NEWS: Americans, Aussies and Taiwanese beat back PRC from Taipei Now Playing:Shawn Mendes - If I Can't Have You

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The Auraverse
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Auraverse » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:50 pm

Deltia- wrote:
"Get the fuck out of my room!"


- Alyssa I


"Your room? Excuse me, young lady - I built this room out of nebulous pseudomatter. If you don't shut up and let me sleep, I'll gladly return you to a similar state."
-Dr. Ismael Hatlen, Director of the Azure Syndicate

Hub Page
The Azure Syndicate | TBA | TBA | TBA

A creative writing experiment. INCREDIBLY WIP, and will probably remain so for the forseeable future.
If you try to apply NS stats to this, then you probably can't read.

"What if RWBY and JoJo had a baby, and that baby was dropkicked a few thousand years into the future and given FFT?"

The Federated Soviets of North America wrote:Their leader redesigned the spleen

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE AZURE SYNDICATE'S MILITARY FACTBOOK, CLICK HERE

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Arkhane
Diplomat
 
Posts: 572
Founded: Jul 29, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arkhane » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:58 pm

You're the second doctor who tried that neat trick on me.
- The High Prince

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 154
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:44 pm

“Well aren’t you the funny guy. Guards! Take him to the dungeons, and no I don’t care that he’s a Prince. There is no information on this “Prince” at all. For all we he could just be a common thief that broke in and just decided to rest his eyes.” -Matthieu XV
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Greater Victora
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Greater Victora » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:53 pm

"Look, I get that you hate me and all.... but trying to [presumably] assassinate what you yourself consider a child in his sleep is such a low-blow, even for someone like you." -The Phoenix
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The Victoran Empire is a NobleDark nation that has embarked on a zealous "Great Crusade" to sweep away 'the Enemy' and erase them from the face of existence. This unwavering desire to totally obliterate the Enemy stems from the fact that many member planets/races of the Empire have been subject to conquest, enslavement, torture, genocide, planetary destruction, etc. by the Enemy. Through the Great Crusade not only can they make the Universe a better place, but exact bloody vengeance upon those that caused them untold suffering.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you. With that said, according to this index the Victoran Empire is a Tier 9, Level 7, Type 9, Power Comparator of 4.55

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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 90
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:33 pm

“Luckily I have no such qualms against killing teenagers or kids.”
- Leviathan, while a railgun traverses over towards the AL on his deck.
UIS Leviathan - Dunking on FT empires since the first multiversal jump
Fleet Backstory / Fleet Overview < Check out New Alien Ship "Millennium"
I’m usually not a fan of themes, but here’s one for ya

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 154
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:35 pm

“ I have many questions. That’s all I’ll say for now.” -Matthieu XV
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Anime Paraguay
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Anime Paraguay » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:45 pm

“...You’re not the two twelve year olds with me last night...”
- President of Paraguay, Alfredo Stroessner

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Yamskaya
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 10, 2019
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Yamskaya » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:28 pm

"Call the cops, I caught a rapist!"
- Tsarina Kristina
Political compass: economic 8.38, social 0.15
8values:

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Ryurik Rossiya
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Posts: 96
Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ryurik Rossiya » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:36 am

"Privet, dorogaya, tsaritsa ty?"
-HI&RM Catherine V
|Her Imperial And Royal Majesty, Tsarina Catherine V|
|News Cycle:Here|(Comment Latest)

Нет статистики NS используются
Net statistiki NS ispol'zuyutsya
No NS Statistics Are Used

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3663
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:06 pm

"Whatver happens in Skyhooked, stays in Skyhooked, my dear tsaritsa Catherine. No one will know of this fleeting pleasant affair... Even socialist sympathizers and French Duke. Now, farewell or dosvidanya, my dear. And don't slip on that spilled beer on the stairs, okay?"-Seth Dixon
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Perparations for an unprecedented grand festival are at full swing!/Grand debates about national anthem have started. Manowar - Warriors of the world VS Alestorm - Drink. Which song will win it's place? Place your bet!

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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 444
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:18 pm

"Hmm? Who is it that's found their way into my abode today? Dixon?... I remember that name from somewhere. Skyhooked, perhaps? In any case, good morning to you, such as it is. I haven't seen the sun in five months! Come walk with me, if you wish, and we can witness the Southern Lights together."
- Cultural Minister Krishna Han
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Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, humanistic religion, friendliness, kindness, baseball, unisex fashion, kalanta, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3019 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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