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YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...3

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3597
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:40 am

"I understand if I can get drunk and fall asleep near a pub in a bush... but you, the ermine cloak guy? Sharin' this cozy bush with some drunkie? Cuz y"ou are authoritarian, I'll make a selfie and put it on Facebook and... russian Vkontakte too. Won't put it in Instagram, cuz ya' abolished slavery. Ha,ha! And take this whiskey for this noble abolitionist action."-Stan Dixon
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Crusader forces made landfall on Azure Beach 5 star resort. Now, we and our allies gonna kick those wannabe knights right into the sea. Hope they can swim well./ Major Jane will be promoted if she succeeds.

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Imperial Slovonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Libertarian Police State

Postby Imperial Slovonia » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:55 pm

"Your views may be quite like mine, but that doesn't make it okay to get in my bed."

Mariana I
ВЕЛКА ІМПЕРІА СЛОВОНІА—GREAT EMPIRE OF SLOVONIA
Population: ~ 65,000,000
Capital: Slovograd
Government: absolute monarchy
Head of state: Mariana I
Currency: Orel
Calling code: +426
ISO 3166 code: VS
Internet TLD: .vs
Does not use NS stats

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
Attaché
 
Posts: 97
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:07 pm

" How did you get here, and are you my wife or do I even know you. Oh wait I don't know you, who are you and why are you here, and where are your clothes, and do you want breakfast or can I just have the guard throw you out?" -Matthieu XV
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Greater Victora
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Greater Victora » Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:59 pm

"The Inner Palace alone has hundreds of guest bedrooms why couldn't you go to one of those? I know my room has it's own bathroom but that's still no excuse." -The Phoenix
(\/)(;,,;)(\/) I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult (\/)(;,,;)(\/)

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:31 am

"Your an odd one, sneaking into my home. But I guess it would make up for an interesting story, I have had others do it in the past. Some to kill me, others to seek guidance."-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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-Astoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:53 am

'Let me guess, the guest bedroom was under renovation? Pretty sure we fixed that up last week...'
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
Beep boop, defence factbook undergoing massive retconning, beep boop.
|Overview | |Anthem | |Policies | |Climate | |Leader | |Embassy programme | |News | Ø| Defences | |Licence plates | |Food | |Tropes | |Anthro scale | |Q&A | | §|NS ranks (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

Prime Minister of Forum 7
Me
Yuyencia files
NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
You can call me RJ if you want
A 9.75 civilisation according to this index. | A Class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.

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Greater Victora
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Greater Victora » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:57 pm

"Maybe if I ignore them they'll go away...." -The Phoenix
(\/)(;,,;)(\/) I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult (\/)(;,,;)(\/)

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Imperial Slovonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Libertarian Police State

Postby Imperial Slovonia » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:08 pm

"Want to see the severed head collection at the National Museum? Even if not, you should get out of my bed before you end up part of it."

Mariana I
ВЕЛКА ІМПЕРІА СЛОВОНІА—GREAT EMPIRE OF SLOVONIA
Population: ~ 65,000,000
Capital: Slovograd
Government: absolute monarchy
Head of state: Mariana I
Currency: Orel
Calling code: +426
ISO 3166 code: VS
Internet TLD: .vs
Does not use NS stats

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The World Capitalist Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2104
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:24 pm

“I told you to grab my glass, not...that.” -Frederick Von Limburgh

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-Astoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:08 am

Greater Victora wrote:"Maybe if I ignore them they'll go away...." -The Phoenix

"they" :?:


The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:“I told you to grab my glass, not...that.” -Frederick von Limburgh

'Now how did you manage to get through airport security, let alone my own bed?'
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
Beep boop, defence factbook undergoing massive retconning, beep boop.
|Overview | |Anthem | |Policies | |Climate | |Leader | |Embassy programme | |News | Ø| Defences | |Licence plates | |Food | |Tropes | |Anthro scale | |Q&A | | §|NS ranks (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

Prime Minister of Forum 7
Me
Yuyencia files
NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
You can call me RJ if you want
A 9.75 civilisation according to this index. | A Class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.

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Eisenstern
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 24, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eisenstern » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:11 am

"Alright, this is getting ridiculous. Either someone is deliberately facilitating access to my bedroom, or the security system is in serious need of an overhaul. There's no way in the Void someone like you could have gotten in here without external help, with everything working as intended. No offense. I suppose I can invite you to stay for breakfast, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't linger. I have some... mechanical redesigning to get to."
-Vinzenz Kresge, The Iron Hand
‖ THIS NATION IS VERY, VERY WIP ‖
‖ NS STATS ARE NOT USED, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE ‖

tl;dr: A mercantile city state, housed in a dimension-hopping tower that's bigger on the inside.
Ruled by a meritocratic adventurers' council (in theory) and a democratically-elected municipal body (in practice).
Fields an unending golem army and a superhuman warrior guild to make up for its small size.

The very short rundown || The not-so-short rundown || The leader (sort of) || The military || Some choice information

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The Gryphonic States
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 14, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Gryphonic States » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:11 pm

"Ah- Wait... Weren't you the ones who developed working magic...? Ahahah, I have an offer for you. Would you mind breakfast?"
-High-King Utakol
A nation of gryphons, engulfed in a constant war with a union of humans, on a world where no advanced technology functions, in any capacity...

This nation does not use NS stats. Any post made using NS stats will be ignored.

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Greater Victora
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Greater Victora » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:34 pm

"If you wanted a bed all you had to do was ask. Oh well the past is the past, I just hope I didn't startle you with my constant nightmares." -The Phoenix
(\/)(;,,;)(\/) I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult (\/)(;,,;)(\/)

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Valcris
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Sep 12, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Valcris » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:50 pm

"Oh.. Well this is awkward, lets try to never mention anything about this again. Uh.. Bye."

- Nicholas Peters
The Socialist Lands of Valcris

"A Future Fair for All"

Overview | Current year: 2019

Valcris is a left-wing Socialist nation in which the National Alliance Party rules. Our current Oberste Führer is Nicholas Peters, head of the NAP and a solid Socialist.


We use economic NS stats, but not anything else.

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Aurevbush
Envoy
 
Posts: 300
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:28 pm

"Imma just hope this doesn't go on mah record!"

-President Tianna Baize
A federal semi-presidential capitalist republic Yankeewank, earth-like dimension, late MT/early PMT with teeny tiny elements of fantasy. Pop: 430 million, long history of human supremacy
Young adult American male, thrash and power metalhead, UMich fan
Given the political diversity in Aurevbush, they may or may not represent my actual views. You'll never know. >:)
THE FEDERATED HEGEMONY OF THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
OWN STATS, OWN TIMESCHEDULE

ACBC's Quick in the Nick: BREAKING NEWS: Multiple Federal buildings evacuated admist a nationwide "bomb threat". | Crocodile shot trying to cross the highway. | Aurevbush loses to W. Phoenecia in latest match!

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Saint Arsenio
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 137
Founded: Jul 19, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saint Arsenio » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:35 pm

"Who are you, how did you get in, why are you here, and where is my wife?"

- King Macio Glennwood
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King Macio Glennwood, Ruler of The Kingdom of Saint Arsenio | Minister of Foreign Affairs and WA Delegate of the Empire of Great Britain

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Hyperthalassia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jul 14, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hyperthalassia » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:57 am

"Stay here whilst I call security. You can explain yourself in a cell."
- Autarch Tsujī
Third Hyperthalassian State | "Of the Seas"
Home Page | Autarch | Music | Tech Level MT/PMT

The god that demands submission and obedience from humanity is not a holy father, but an egotistical tyrant.

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:59 pm

"You seem to be mistaken, you reside in my home. I have no security as I can protect my self. I have no intentions of harming even one hair on your head as of yet."-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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-Astoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:00 pm

'I don't think we need bloodshed this early on in the day. Anyway, you want some tea or something?'
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
Beep boop, defence factbook undergoing massive retconning, beep boop.
|Overview | |Anthem | |Policies | |Climate | |Leader | |Embassy programme | |News | Ø| Defences | |Licence plates | |Food | |Tropes | |Anthro scale | |Q&A | | §|NS ranks (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

Prime Minister of Forum 7
Me
Yuyencia files
NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
You can call me RJ if you want
A 9.75 civilisation according to this index. | A Class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.

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Shoalia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Shoalia » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:08 pm

"I would absolutely love some tea! Could I interest you in some Shoal Biscuits? I'd love to discuss some of your policies... it's nice to meet someone so agreeable~!"
Incumbant Prime Minister of Pacifica
Why are you even trying to read this? You're going to strain your eyes!

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Deltia-
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Deltia- » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:10 pm

"Hi, if you want to stay here, be my guest. Anyways, I think I am going to *yawn* go back to sleep..."

- Duchess Alisa I
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The Republic of Deltia
"Liberty, Republic and Democracy"

The re-incarnation of Deltianium.
Ayy! Just got laid! Salary also tripled because I fired half of my department, which in turn freed up the money to do that!

Der Weld:FDP forms government with Moderates, Christian Democrats and Greens.

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Greater Victora
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Greater Victora » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:56 pm

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(\/)(;,,;)(\/) I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult (\/)(;,,;)(\/)

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The-Shivering-Isles
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 15, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The-Shivering-Isles » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:26 am

"What are you doing in my bed? Wait a minute, do I have a bed? Ah, forget it. Follow me, I'll show you my collection of people's intestines and we can have cheese afterwards!"-Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.

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Onocarcass
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1792
Founded: Jul 18, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Onocarcass » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:41 am

"You're not part of the Pantheon, who the hell are you"?

Sesh Zhyrkoski, President of The Onocarcan Federation
Capital: New Kingston
Population: 537,940,000
Currency: Kyrn
Leader: President, Nikita Drakobyl
Other Major Cities: Sunsonov, Kravchek, Nyan, Heimach, South Nyan, Sushkek, Axeningrad, Vladinor, Solus, Uspenor
Military Personnel: 57,368,000

Federation Map

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:59 am

"I'm just a guy trying to sleep is all."-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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