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Ryurik Rossiya
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Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ryurik Rossiya » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:38 am

"You know, for starters, only my uncle is allowed and my relatives are allowed into the bedroom, and aswell leaving it for my future husband.And secondly, a socialist in my bed!?Guards!"
-HI&RM Catherine V
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Tribe of Peace
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Founded: Jan 22, 2018
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Postby Tribe of Peace » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:17 pm

"Now, mistress Catherine. Do you want some tea? It is a lovely day for Arabic tea."

-Sultan Mustafa

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The Rapture Republic
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Posts: 484
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
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Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:22 pm

Tribe of Peace wrote:"Now, mistress Catherine. Do you want some tea? It is a lovely day for Arabic tea."

-Sultan Mustafa

”Who are you calling Mistress, Mister? I would like some tea, though.”
-VictorNet
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Ba Ba Black Sheep
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Founded: Nov 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Ba Ba Black Sheep » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:08 pm

*smiles sheepishly* meeeeehhhhh
-a sheep
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP
Darkesia wrote:
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Altion wrote:
... *pats your wool* ^_^
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The Zravvisk
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Posts: 27
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:09 pm

"Machine, don't you have things to do?"
-Valstrath Dragua

@AN
"What is livestock doing in here? Are you my breakfast? Wait, you haven't eaten any of my books have you?"
-Valstrath Dragua
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Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Deltanium
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Founded: Feb 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Deltanium » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:12 pm

"*loads shotgun* *fires*"

Adam Weiss

(You can use either of my leaders I dont give half a damn)
The Empire of Deltia
"As He died to make men holy, let us die 'cause we want to!"

I have joined the light theme war against the dark theme.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism, death is a preferable alternative to democracy. Death is a preferable alternative to fascism. I just wanna die.

Discord server!

Christian Atheists are Atheists who behave like Christians... I guess that makes me an Atheist Christian?

I created a leader template with the stolen ideas of SC and Zitravgrad.

Radio Łódź:Sabaton- To Hell And Back|Der Warzau Telegraf: BREAKING: Valentine Z says the N-word!|American troops arrive in France

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Eodor
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Founded: Oct 26, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Eodor » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:25 pm

"No thank you, I don't want what your selling, please leave now." - Haisan Uluvan, Lord Emperor's Executioner
Imperial News Network: All is normal, there is no news

"The name for my cookbook shall be: Come out you rack of lambs." - Gerry Adams
Irish Republican, Hyper-Marxist, Stalin loving Anarchist, I don't like football but my favourite team is the USSR National Team, My preferred pronoun is Battle-Brother

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Altion
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Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Altion » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:57 pm

"I... er... well... heh..." *recedes into a state of complete emotional breakdown*
- Chairman Âlat Eon
An archipelago where multiple realities meet, home to bog-standard humans, 4ft dragon people, AI, lovecraftian entities, elves, talking animals and various other oddities. Factbooks may or may not come due to a case of chronic, irreversible laziness. Disregard NS stats.
Human of the English variety. Male. Atheist. Enjoys TG's. Please. I'm lonely.

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Ccanda wrote:If you don't add the flag ripple effect, what even are you doing?

Preventing the spread of Eye cancer, which is a serious problem within the NS community.

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Yokoyama
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Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Yokoyama » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:10 pm

"Nooooo don't cry, you're such a cutie! I'm sorry to have startled you like that! C'mere, Dr. Kim prescribes cuddles for you!"
- Kim

:hug:

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Tribe of Peace
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Founded: Jan 22, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tribe of Peace » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:12 pm

"Well... I've woken up in many beds before. But this is in the top weirdest!"

-Sultan Mustafa

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Fallen Albali
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Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fallen Albali » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:18 pm

"No, I don't want to see your stupid hat. Get lost."
- Amaki
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.3 million
Roulons News Network | Officials in the Vehrhaer have proposed creating a naval arm for the upcoming warships - currently, these ships, which have yet to be named, will be under the Army's authority.
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Altion
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Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Altion » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:25 pm

*is still half asleep* "Huh...? Why is there something next to-ah, I won't question it, I'm tired." *goes back to sleeping*
- Âlat Eon
An archipelago where multiple realities meet, home to bog-standard humans, 4ft dragon people, AI, lovecraftian entities, elves, talking animals and various other oddities. Factbooks may or may not come due to a case of chronic, irreversible laziness. Disregard NS stats.
Human of the English variety. Male. Atheist. Enjoys TG's. Please. I'm lonely.

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Ccanda wrote:If you don't add the flag ripple effect, what even are you doing?

Preventing the spread of Eye cancer, which is a serious problem within the NS community.

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Planet Illysia
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Founded: Jun 01, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Planet Illysia » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:25 pm

"Well well, I can see why they call you 'Curves'. Still, yer' in the bed of a, y'know, outlaw, so you should probably skrrt before you get caught."
- Ace

Heck. AN:
"Shoo, shoo, run along outta here! Ain't no scale-lovers in this household!" *waving around his gun*
- Ace
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An ex-Terran colony made independent then shattered by civil war long ago. A planet of misery and suffering, with unbelievable levels of corruption, warlords and military juntas, exploitation, poverty, and general inhumanity.


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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:41 pm

Planet Illysia wrote:"Well well, I can see why they call you 'Curves'. Still, yer' in the bed of a, y'know, outlaw, so you should probably skrrt before you get caught."
- Ace

Heck. AN:
"Shoo, shoo, run along outta here! Ain't no scale-lovers in this household!" *waving around his gun*
- Ace


*Picks up Ace by his collar* Thank goodness I noticed you before I rolled around. What in goodness' name are you doing here? Need a bodyguard to shield you away from the consequences of your daily dose of criminal activities? Well, I'm not that kind of guy, so... tot ziens! Please do visit again at a more suitable time.
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
• I REALLY hate that eye rolling smiley!
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Low bloods
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Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:55 pm

"Well hello there, friend. Sleep well?"-Oni
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: With the cold slowly melting and the heat steadily rising Lowblood is looking fairly well.

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DeLongtasia
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Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby DeLongtasia » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:12 pm

Herregud, what is that horrendous thing?- Cameron DeLong
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We are autocracy at its finest!
"Be Careful Not To Choke On Your Convictions."- Darth Vader

"No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change."- Spongebob Squarepants

"That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do."- Shrek

"To laugh yourself is to love yourself."- Mickey Mouse

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My Own Imagination
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Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby My Own Imagination » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:02 am

“In order to help with your stupidity, I’m just gonna gently tap the top of your head with this handy spade I have.”
- The Lieutenant-General
Update: Premolar teeth removed!

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Ryurik Rossiya
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Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ryurik Rossiya » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:04 am

"You look handsome" *snickers*

"But sadly, I'm not feeling into anyone right now, sorry"

-HI&RM Catherine V
|Her Imperial And Royal Majesty, Tsarina Catherine V|
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Anglomir
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Posts: 237
Founded: Aug 23, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Anglomir » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:10 am

What in God's name - huh? Oooh. Beautiful, angloslavic, copper hair... oh shit. Did I...? Surely not. "Ahem. Herrjangor de zeiningheim. That is to say, hello Your Majesty." Lets be subtle about this... "I trust you found last night's celebration enjoyable?"
- Oswald Eindride
OBERKONIGREICH OF ANGLOMIR |ᛏᚺᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷᛞᛟᛗ ᛟᚠ ᚨᛚᛗᛟᚾᚷᛁᚱ | Portal (Home) | National Anthem
Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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Altion
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Posts: 41
Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Altion » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:13 am

"A.... I... er... heh... how are y-you? I am such a wreck... ;-;"
- Âlat Eon
An archipelago where multiple realities meet, home to bog-standard humans, 4ft dragon people, AI, lovecraftian entities, elves, talking animals and various other oddities. Factbooks may or may not come due to a case of chronic, irreversible laziness. Disregard NS stats.
Human of the English variety. Male. Atheist. Enjoys TG's. Please. I'm lonely.

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Ccanda wrote:If you don't add the flag ripple effect, what even are you doing?

Preventing the spread of Eye cancer, which is a serious problem within the NS community.

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Yokoyama
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Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Yokoyama » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:20 am

"Awwww honey it's you again! I honestly think we should make this a thing, you're totally adorable and so, so squishable~"
- Kim

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Anglomir
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Posts: 237
Founded: Aug 23, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Anglomir » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:42 am

"Why... is there... a cartoon model... in my Odin-damned bed..." Breathes in "OUT YOU FISHHUGGING BOOKWRITING SONUVA-"
- Oswald Eindride
OBERKONIGREICH OF ANGLOMIR |ᛏᚺᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷᛞᛟᛗ ᛟᚠ ᚨᛚᛗᛟᚾᚷᛁᚱ | Portal (Home) | National Anthem
Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1115
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:18 am

"You were the one who told me you wouldn't do anything, Herr Oswald... Would you mind explaining before my husband arrives?"
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady
"May Spring Actually Spring This Year."
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by nanopunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Above: "honest quote time".
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Deutschess Kaiserreich
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Founded: Sep 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:35 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"You were the one who told me you wouldn't do anything, Herr Oswald... Would you mind explaining before my husband arrives?"
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady

"Put me down you are married for goodness sakes"
-Kaiserin Victoria Louise the second
The Deutsches Kaiserreich
The Kaiserriech is an alternative history timeline where Germany won the First Weltkreig. Currently, the Kaiserriech is a Federal Monarchy. Our current leader is Victoria Louise Adelheid Mathilde Charlotte the Second. For more information.
Socialist Minecraft Server wrote:Im thinking about what im thinking about what im thinking
Ethnic Female German living in [REDACTED] (Not comfortable with revealing my identity).

Proud Monarch of the ♔♚IMPERION COALITION♚♔
Retconning lots of lore so expect some non-sensical parts in my factbooks.

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Ryurik Rossiya
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Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ryurik Rossiya » Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:52 am

Oh hey!Are you my third and distant cousin?Our great grandfathers are related you know!So, what should I call you?Victoria or Louise?Or sissy?"
-HI&RM Catherine V, sounding excited to see her distant cousin
|Her Imperial And Royal Majesty, Tsarina Catherine V|
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