Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Insulamia]

"What brings you here? I'm alwayscurious when seeing new faces." Vixen asks as he serves the man a glass of beer.

"I, well, hmm. Don't quite remember that part. Memory's been degrading as I get older. Think I was o'er here to visit some family or something. Gee, why aren't I confident on that? I've lost trust in the ol' memory too." Ken thinks for a bit. "Yeah, yeah. My sister lives round here. I was just at her place this morning. I'm exploring the area, just so happened to come across this pub of yours. Or whatever vou call it round here. Salon?"

[Low bloods]

"What brings you here? I'm alwayscurious when seeing new faces." Vixen asks as he serves the man a glass of beer.

"I, well, hmm. Don't quite remember that part. Memory's been degrading as I get older. Think I was o'er here to visit some family or something. Gee, why aren't I confident on that? I've lost trust in the ol' memory too." Ken thinks for a bit. "Yeah, yeah. My sister lives round here. I was just at her place this morning. I'm exploring the area, just so happened to come across this pub of yours. Or whatever vou call it round here. Salon?"

"A fuzzy memory, eh?" He laughs "Hopefully the booze will jog your memory. Sounds like you've been on quite the journey. There's barely anything out here, but It wouldn't be a surprise if your sister lives near here."

Orifnaball rolls in, he's back! Seems like he likes this place you've got.

"Hey, I'm back. I realized just how cool this place is."

Que dramatic guitar noise

"THE BALLS HAVE GAINED SAPIENCE AND THEY'RE ATTACKING. EVERYONE HIDE"

Orifnaball rolls in, he's back! Seems like he likes this place you've got.

"Hey, I'm back. I realized just how cool this place is."

Que dramatic guitar noise

"back again eh? Things get interesting every now and then"
"Settle down, they're a customer that comes and goes. They mean no harm."

[Nantoraka]

"I, well, hmm. Don't quite remember that part. Memory's been degrading as I get older. Think I was o'er here to visit some family or something. Gee, why aren't I confident on that? I've lost trust in the ol' memory too." Ken thinks for a bit. "Yeah, yeah. My sister lives round here. I was just at her place this morning. I'm exploring the area, just so happened to come across this pub of yours. Or whatever vou call it round here. Salon?"

"A fuzzy memory, eh?" He laughs "Hopefully the booze will jog your memory. Sounds like you've been on quite the journey. There's barely anything out here, but It wouldn't be a surprise if your sister lives near here."

"THE BALLS HAVE GAINED SAPIENCE AND THEY'RE ATTACKING. EVERYONE HIDE"

Orifnaball rolls in, he's back! Seems like he likes this place you've got.

"Hey, I'm back. I realized just how cool this place is."

Que dramatic guitar noise

"back again eh? Things get interesting every now and then"
"Settle down, they're a customer that comes and goes. They mean no harm."

"While everyone else has been crushed into barely-detectable carbon dust, I'll still be alive."

[Orifna]

Orifnaball rolls in, he's back! Seems like he likes this place you've got.

"Hey, I'm back. I realized just how cool this place is."

Que dramatic guitar noise

"THE BALLS HAVE GAINED SAPIENCE AND THEY'RE ATTACKING. EVERYONE HIDE"

LOL-

Orifnaball just looks around.

"U-uh."

[Low bloods]

Imara crawls out from under a table and looks around to ask "A-Are the feds gone?" She looks around to see the newcomers in the bar "How strange. This place isn't how I left it for once."

"It always gets a bit more interesting"

[Insulamia]

Ken swallows his beer. "Who are ye?"

[Orifna]

Orifnaball turns to Ken, but a bottle of beer randomly appears on his head, and whenever he rolls around, it just stays there. It's the god damn immortal bottle that he carries..

"Orifna. I'm uhh.. countryball.. thingy mutters to self, 'was this a good idea?'

[Insulamia]

Slurring words, Ken absentmindedly says, "What the actual blod— lads, I am too drunk for this shite. Cunt tree balls? Ha, am I going insane? Eh, if you'll go excuse me, I think I'll 'ave a nap." He stumbles around till he finds a couch and lies down.

[Orifna]

Slurring words, Ken absentmindedly says, "What the actual blod— lads, I am too drunk for this shite. Cunt tree balls? Ha, am I going insane? Eh, if you'll go excuse me, I think I'll 'ave a nap." He stumbles around till he finds a couch and lies down.

(LOL)

"This is going out of hand.."

[Tuboo Shippers]

M starts dancing.

(WOW, PAST 300?)

[Low bloods]

Slurring words, Ken absentmindedly says, "What the actual blod— lads, I am too drunk for this shite. Cunt tree balls? Ha, am I going insane? Eh, if you'll go excuse me, I think I'll 'ave a nap." He stumbles around till he finds a couch and lies down.

(LOL)

"This is going out of hand.."

"Just let him be. Perhaps he'll wake up with a hangover. I fear it will be the least of his worries. " Vixen seemed concerned for Ken. It wasn't that often he has seen a drunkstumble into the bar. It was a safer bet than being out in the dangerous badlands that surround the saloon.

M starts dancing.

(WOW, PAST 300?)

Imara sits at the table and let's out a sigh of relief "You're like a ball of energy." She tells M

[Tuboo Shippers]

M Jumps up, attempting to boop Amara.

[Low bloods]

It would probably feel like patting a pillow as she then tilts hr head in a confused. Motion

[Tuboo Shippers]

"Bap!"

Wisp Bursts into laughter."You-Imara-" She's laughing so hard she can't finish her sentence.

[Low bloods]

"Hmm?" Imara could not fathom what was going on. The cloth wrapped around her covered the expression on her face but the visible eye which which showed a pit of surprise "Me? What about me?"

(I've never explained Imara's appearance. But she's basically wearing a big silk cloth at all times.
One eye is cut out.
Just think of a big bedsheet ghost.)

[Tuboo Shippers]

"Hmm?" Imara could not fathom what was going on. The cloth wrapped around her covered the expression on her face but the visible eye which which showed a pit of surprise "Me? What about me?"

(I've never explained Imara's appearance. But she's basically wearing a big silk cloth at all times.
One eye is cut out.
Just think of a big bedsheet ghost.)

M squeals in happiness and attempt to boop her again.

Wisp, choking on laughter, manages to respond. "She's booping you! Y-" She begins laughing again, and falls to the floor.

[Low bloods]

"Hmm?" Imara could not fathom what was going on. The cloth wrapped around her covered the expression on her face but the visible eye which which showed a pit of surprise "Me? What about me?"

(I've never explained Imara's appearance. But she's basically wearing a big silk cloth at all times.
One eye is cut out.
Just think of a big bedsheet ghost.)

M squeals in happiness and attempt to boop her again.

Wisp, choking on laughter, manages to respond. "She's booping you! Y-" She begins laughing again, and falls to the floor.

"Does this give you joy?" She boops M. Trying to understand the situation she wasn't feeling any emotion, but that was normal. Perhaps this was a contest, but there was no score. She wasn't use to playing such games as she just spawned there wasn't really a time so sit back and relax

[Tuboo Shippers]

M Baps Her back.

[Low bloods]

M Baps Her back.

She looks over to whisp and asks "Can M see you?"

[Tuboo Shippers]

Wisp stops laughing. "I dunno, i've been trying to stay out of her line of vision. I am blue, after all."

[Low bloods]

Wisp stops laughing. "I dunno, i've been trying to stay out of her line of vision. I am blue, after all."

"Just say you're sick." My skin is blue sometimes. It changes. Just like all my features." She nods

[Tuboo Shippers]

wisp shrugs. "Here goes." she waves her hand in front of M's face.

M stares at the hand,then decides to ignore it.

[Low bloods]

wisp shrugs. "Here goes." she waves her hand in front of M's face.

M stares at the hand,then decides to ignore it.

"I have an idea." Imara chimes with a chuckle

[Third Kingdom]

Rolls a bowling knocking down ten chairs cause frankly there are no pins in the saloon so made due with the chairs, which may or may not have had people sitting on them.

[Low bloods]

A man wearing a biker helmet gets after having his seat knocked down.
"Bowling my father died in a bowling death tournament!" He stars vengeance for his father and starts kicking the marble ball.