Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Serdtgyu]

I shoot the bartender

[Low bloods]

Vixen fell back with a shriek of pain behind the bar counter.

"Ahh my only weakness, bullets! Ahh darn you got me good I guess I'll die now... or not. You really think that was going to work there, bud?

He stands up dusting himself off as he tosses the bullet in the air.

"Do you know how many times someone has opened up with pointless violence? Have some common decency.

If you want to come into this bar be a bit more positive, bring some money to the table, buy a drink, live a little."

Vixen pulls out the bullets down drops it into a shot of booze and slides it their way.

[Serdtgyu]

I shoot the glass

[The African Emirates]

The glass that the person happened to shoot was the glass of orange juice that Ernest was just about to finish. He then proceeded to walk calmly towards the man, seemingly absorbing several shots, and twisting the barrel of the gun cleanly off.

"Please respect the desire of other patrons to have an enjoyable time here. Or to not be interrupted by imbeciles."

For good measure, Ernest throws the remains of the gun at the man's testicles, collapsing him to the ground, and returns to his seat while asking for a glass of apple juice this time.

[Low bloods]

"See, I told you saloons are full of the roughest and toughest of souls." The priestess sat down, skimming through the wast catalog of drinks.

All the while Altares picks up his helmet stating "Well spoken. While it is nice to have some sort of villain in a story it has to be a well established one... Not some random guy with a gun.
Even some of thee darkest souls can be likable if they are looked at a specific way."

"May the light bless thy soul and cleanse the vileness within."

The two had received their orders and taken their first gulp to this statement.

[Serdtgyu]

I get up and tell everyone that I love guns. I then shoot Rubberducky land with my second gun .

[Third Kingdom]

"I think a good glassing should always be in order if there's a necromorph outbreak. The chaos is overwhelming, though not for a trooper like that."

'Hmm good point on something sort of relate or maybe not, i wonder what happens when/if the emperor from 40k dies/wakes up? I think what'll happen is everything is just gone.'

[Serdtgyu]

“Can I have some whiskey, my name is John Forrest, by the way.”

[Low bloods]

"I know, you just shot me and stated that you like guns." Vixen laughs and poured him a glass, sliding to John Forrest

"I think a good glassing should always be in order if there's a necromorph outbreak. The chaos is overwhelming, though not for a trooper like that."

'Hmm good point on something sort of relate or maybe not, i wonder what happens when/if the emperor from 40k dies/wakes up? I think what'll happen is everything is just gone.'

"Probably the end times, I beat eldenring, slayed the God. Now I'm not sure what to do."

[Serdtgyu]

“I am running away from a lawman by the name of Don Hock, have any of you seen him?

[Low bloods]

“I am running away from a lawman by the name of Don Hock, have any of you seen him?

"can't say i have, the law is afraid of this wicked place. I don't see many lawmen here" Vixen nods "What does he look like?"

[Third Kingdom]

"I know, you just shot me and stated that you like guns." Vixen laughs and poured him a glass, sliding to John Forrest
"Probably the end times, I beat eldenring, slayed the God. Now I'm not sure what to do."

'Most likely. i got the first volume of the Horus Hersey haven't got around to reading it yet. Easy invade other people i think that's a thing? Heard that someone finished it without getting hit/damaged.'

[Serdtgyu]

“I am running away from a lawman by the name of Don Hock, have any of you seen him?

"can't say i have, the law is afraid of this wicked place. I don't see many lawmen here" Vixen nods "What does he look like?"

He’s obese.

[Tuboo Shippers]

Another interdimensional wormhole opens up, and there's a loud CRASH as Fox lands, knocking over several stools and your drink.

[Nantoraka]

Another interdimensional wormhole opens up, and there's a loud CRASH as Fox lands, knocking over several stools and your drink.

"you good? You might have a lethal dose of wooden splinters."

[Tuboo Shippers]

Foxes brain being scrambled was not good for her mental health. "Cheese"

[Nantoraka]

"Nope, not alright. Anyone have a heavy enough object, preferably metal, we can hit her with?"

[Tuboo Shippers]

Fox dabs.

[The African Emirates]

Back at his seat, Ernest hears Fox's cry for cheese. He dips his finger into the apple juice, extracting the elements in it to make a small square of cheese using the fabricator in his arm.

He hurls the slice at Fox, and it lands directly on her face with a loud SLAP.

[Tuboo Shippers]

Fox slurps the cheese int her mouth. it sounds like a vaccum

[Serdtgyu]

I shoot up fox

[Tuboo Shippers]

The bullet goes straight through her. However, her time in the interdimensional wormhole has given her the ability to regenerate.

[Low bloods]

"Must have been why you were able to outrun him." Vixen laughs at his own late joke.

Meanwhile the priestess and the knight are doing their own thing.

"A heavy object yeah I got somth-"
While the knight reaches for a mace the priestess holds out a bible of some sort and interrupts with.
"The word of Argot has heavy volumes. The book is heavy enough to crack a skull."

[Tuboo Shippers]

Fox begins babbling about how Sans is depressed, and needs help.

[Ozzy]

Bar patrons are having a good time drinking and telling jokes till one of them shudders and drops a glass on the wooden floor. "No... no please no, god no NOT A POST FROM OZZY!!" Everybody mutters knowing that various unnamed NPCs (or pretty much everyone) are immediately in danger.

"Please let this be a normal somewhat peaceful experience! This is Ram's Head Saloon! Not fucking Postal 2!"