Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Low bloods]

Simple solution, dusty was too powerful so he split into multiple different piles of dust.

"Something like that. It's crazy nowadays. But its either that or getting completely destroyed in a battle Royale game because that's so fun." The person laughs for a bit.

[Third Kingdom]

Simple solution, dusty was too powerful so he split into multiple different piles of dust.

"Something like that. It's crazy nowadays. But its either that or getting completely destroyed in a battle Royale game because that's so fun." The person laughs for a bit.

That kids is how the rise of dust empire began and still stand or drifts about one of the two.

'If i did royale i'd die within minutes of a match starting that and i'd rage hard.'

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

(OOC: I forgot this exists)

[Low bloods]

Simple solution, dusty was too powerful so he split into multiple different piles of dust.

"Something like that. It's crazy nowadays. But its either that or getting completely destroyed in a battle Royale game because that's so fun." The person laughs for a bit.

That kids is how the rise of dust empire began and still stand or drifts about one of the two.

'If i did royale i'd die within minutes of a match starting that and i'd rage hard.'

As dust should.
"It's a rough genre to be into I'll admit tat much. The cycle of pure determination you have to hold it's maddening." He lets out a sigh as he tries to convince Vixen to make him a breakfast sandwich.

(OOC: I forgot this exists)

(OOC:It happens more than you'd think tbh. If im ever returning from a break from the site I'll usually forget about it for a good minute.)

[Fatatatutti]

The duck quacked.

"I know," General Castro-Stalina said. She added, to nobody in particular, "He doesn't like getting his feathers dirty."

[Low bloods]

"Its vary easy to get your hands dirty out here, especially around a crowd like bandits and raiders."

The shadow creatures repairing the wall are nearly complete. Now sweeping dust off the floor and taking down the privacy drapery.

"Though I wouldn't be the best example by comparison."
Vixen snickers

[Third Kingdom]

As dust should.
"It's a rough genre to be into I'll admit tat much. The cycle of pure determination you have to hold it's maddening." He lets out a sigh as he tries to convince Vixen to make him a breakfast sandwich.

And as dust will.


'Not rough so much as toxic like my third ex wife if i was married that many times that is. Also my writer is drunk but by the time you see this he'll be sober again probably.'

Eats the sandwich.

[Low bloods]

"Its just as rough if not rougher." He chuckles as he then tool a bite of his sandwich

[Third Kingdom]

'That why you ...... *coughs* that is true really true or something. Now let us build a better tavern or clean it a little.'

Cleans the spot near him and nods before building a model battlefield that would come to life and fight. Tho the battle was already fought in life size ending in a draw with heavy casualties on each side.


To all a drunk filled merry xmas and a long sleep to recover.

[Low bloods]

After the saloon calmed down the presence of the strange soul seemingly drifted into the abyss as Luden steps into the saloon he complains about the sight that he was witnessing.

"Dead, the silence is irritating, but it would be pointless to complain about it too much. Either way it is a... Acceptable place to relax."
Luden sighed and walks in watching the shadows shift with every step he took.
He chuckles at this as he looks forward to the empty bar, he took a seat.

Vixen pops up from behind the bar counter.
"Oh the king of Lowbloods, I never would have guessed w guy like you would come here for something like alcohol, perhaps you wish to know of this land.

Luden declines as a figure walks in beside him

"To think our people are traveling this far, to think a Lowbloodian could manage to to survive in the middle of the multiverse. And a son of a long lost king. You know your fill of secrets.
Don't mind the King of corpses, he is here for my... Protection. Because im sure we all know that secrets are dangerous.

The three talk, this adds some tension to the bar. As the king was glaring all around for an unknown reason

[Ingvanglia]

[Low bloods]

*bows* I'm glad I have an audience of sorts.

[Third Kingdom]

'Corpse King, Corpse Queen, Corpse Princess, Corpse Princess, Corpse of Corpse rising and falling to the whim of a mere meatbag or bordeom.'

[Low bloods]

'Corpse King, Corpse Queen, Corpse Princess, Corpse Princess, Corpse of Corpse rising and falling to the whim of a mere meatbag or bordeom.'

A mere meatbag of boredom.

[Third Kingdom]

'Corpse King, Corpse Queen, Corpse Princess, Corpse Princess, Corpse of Corpse rising and falling to the whim of a mere meatbag or bordeom.'

A mere meatbag of boredom.

Hmmm good point.

'Drinking a whole bottle of cucumber sake for new years was tasty, even though i spent the previous day not sleeping.'

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

(OOC: forgot this existed /skip me)

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

“huh a black pillar, also we probably could literally eat the bullet but ok” a head would say

"I have some tricks up my sleeve, im considered a grand mage in some parts... But only in one style of magic."

"Those leg biters have caused me enough pain!"

Suddenly a van crashes into the side of the building head on, as one of the doors on the van swings open a head peeks out and look around.

"I think we hit something!" Two more bandits hop out. One was a man wearing a jacket and the other a woman in a dress.

"Boss, you're making us look bad" a blue slash was seen. Before the black pillar was cut down. "I wish we had a decent driver let alone a decent leader, I mean what did you thing shooting out the window during a storm would do, keep you perfectly safe? Nobody was even holding you!"

As the three bickered and caused a scene vixen seemed a little angry at the situation as he looks at the wall and simply let out a sigh.

'Damn the feels and awesomeness of the amazon wheel of time.;

Demands a bottle to drink and poor one out for the fallen/suicide warder.

'To some really not needed but still emotional warder scene. Also I sure as hell hope wheel of time doesn't get seanchan or so help me!'

"Yeah many great one have fallen, it truely is tragic times we live in."
Both get another drink as vixen pours the third one out.

”Well then. I am bored” some other head that hasn’t talked yet would say “Your alwaysssssssss bored” the snakelike voice one would say back to the one who said that their bored

[Sherechia]

Inogo and Daikan arrives in the location of the Ram's Head Saloon.

Well a ride through the multiverse is surprisingly fun. I think we should stop here for a moment, get a drink and relax. Hey, they even have a stable, lets check it out.

Inogo rides to the stable, only to see that it has seen better days.

On second thought, I'm going to leave you under this tree. It's a shame that the stable is in such pitiful condition.

Inogo ties the reins to the saddle horn and dismounts Daikan. He gives him a pat on the cheek before entering the saloon.

Yeah... you look like you need a bucket of water to drink, and a second bucket to douse over your face.

Inogo enters the main room and the first person he sees and recognizes is Luden. He waves his hand.

A mere meatbag of boredom.

Hey Luden.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

(OOC: Ifeel like ram’s head is kinda dying, because I’m guessing that it’s been through multiple topics, as since it says v4 on the name)

[EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea]

(OOC: uh I got hacked or something? Not sure why-)

[Fatatatutti]

The duck splashed water on the bar and on anybody who happened to be nearby.

General Castro-Stalina said, "Don't mind him. He's just practicing. He's a Baptist."

[Low bloods]

A mere meatbag of boredom.

Hmmm good point.

'Drinking a whole bottle of cucumber sake for new years was tasty, even though i spent the previous day not sleeping.'

"I wish. I've been busy, way too busy. Too many midlife crises in two months."

"I have some tricks up my sleeve, im considered a grand mage in some parts... But only in one style of magic."

"Those leg biters have caused me enough pain!"

Suddenly a van crashes into the side of the building head on, as one of the doors on the van swings open a head peeks out and look around.

"I think we hit something!" Two more bandits hop out. One was a man wearing a jacket and the other a woman in a dress.

"Boss, you're making us look bad" a blue slash was seen. Before the black pillar was cut down. "I wish we had a decent driver let alone a decent leader, I mean what did you thing shooting out the window during a storm would do, keep you perfectly safe? Nobody was even holding you!"

As the three bickered and caused a scene vixen seemed a little angry at the situation as he looks at the wall and simply let out a sigh.
"Yeah many great one have fallen, it truely is tragic times we live in."
Both get another drink as vixen pours the third one out.

”Well then. I am bored” some other head that hasn’t talked yet would say “Your alwaysssssssss bored” the snakelike voice one would say back to the one who said that their bored

(Big rip on the account situation.)
"Boredom is a plague around these parts. I mean there's lots to do around these parts but there's also lots to not do as well." A bargoer says before turning to face the blob
And reached for his gun rather quickly before settling down "Even now I get scared by some strange life forms around here. But its fine, after all, I've even had conversations with a floating head in a jar. So my apologies."

Inogo and Daikan arrives in the location of the Ram's Head Saloon.

Well a ride through the multiverse is surprisingly fun. I think we should stop here for a moment, get a drink and relax. Hey, they even have a stable, lets check it out.

Inogo rides to the stable, only to see that it has seen better days.

On second thought, I'm going to leave you under this tree. It's a shame that the stable is in such pitiful condition.

Inogo ties the reins to the saddle horn and dismounts Daikan. He gives him a pat on the cheek before entering the saloon.

Yeah... you look like you need a bucket of water to drink, and a second bucket to douse over your face.

Inogo enters the main room and the first person he sees and recognizes is Luden. He waves his hand.

A mere meatbag of boredom.

Hey Luden.

Luden seemed rather serious when looking ad the bartender but upon hearing a voice his head turned to face. Inogo.
"Oh I thought I heard a familiar voice. What brings you to these parts? Not every day do I venture to the center of the multiverse, I didn't expect others to do so as well."
Luden strays away from Vixen and Terada in curiosity, not every day has he had the pleasure of speaking to a leader so freely.
"The drinks here have mixed reviews, surely." He snickers, shaking off his menacing aura almost instantly.

The duck splashed water on the bar and on anybody who happened to be nearby.

General Castro-Stalina said, "Don't mind him. He's just practicing. He's a Baptist."

A raider was splashed by water, rather than being filled with anger he yells into the sky how blessed he feels

[Third Kingdom]

'Midlife crisis area pain in the ass to deal with actually any crisis is.'

[Khoronzon]

very big keanu chungus slides flatulently into the door on his fat folds before setting his bloated, purplish-red arm on the counter. a pustule on his elbow bursts open and a mini-chungus springs out to scamper around the saloon while chirping "mods are musty". very big keanu chungus takes out a cigar from some greasy, damp crevice of his gut skin flaps and takes a long drag out of it before speaking in a falsetto voice.

"get me some fucking apple juice"

he burps loudly before taking another puff of his cigar, but chokes on it and dies. twenty more mini-chunguses burst out of him and start eating his remains. they then all melt together into a femboy

[Folkvanger]

Kween Josephine arrived at the bar while wearing her distinctive purple dress. Though looking like a man of brawn, the Kween conducts herself in a refined feminine manner befitting of a princess. She entered the bar and sat next to the Keanu chungus fellow. As she sat on the stool, the stool nearly broke itself while she lets out a big braaap which its green gas emanates from her ponuts and spread throughout the bar. However, she carried on with an impassionate face but her attention turned towards Keanu Chungus with interest. She looked on his transformation with a tinge of smile and when Keanu transformed into a femboy, she said to him in a flirtatious tone: "Hey there, baby girl" with a raised eyebrow.