Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Fatatatutti]

The duck quacks.

General Castro-Stalina shakes her head. "No, I don't think they're talking about you."

"Quack?"

"No, I don't think you should go over and bite them. We don't want any trouble."

"Quack!"

"Yes, I'm sure you could beat all of them in a fight - but we don't want any trouble."

"Quack?"

"Of course I'll stand by you - but don't start anything."

"Quack."

"Okay then. Finish your water."

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

”Sadly we cannot separate, but yeah, most of us would prob separate” another head would say

"Damn I figured as much for an answer. Its rather a tragedy. I know someone like you but I haven't seen them in a long while.

”Well then. Not sure what we should do next.” A head would say

[Low bloods]

"Well things get rather boring when the place gets quiet like this"
Vixen nods and listens the the sandstorm and shrugs.

Suddenly a man flies through the window that was previously broken and picks himself up and dusts himself off. His outfit was sleek and white he wore a futuristic helmet that seemed to hint that he had cybernetic implants, though the only hint to this was the metal going from his helmets down to his collar bone, the rest was hidden under his suit.

"Greetings, savages. It seems I have been launched into this shit hole once aga i-"
He looks around.
"Huh, I could have sworn I was in a van, how weird"

"Oh hey its a bandit."
Vixen stated the obvious though it seemed he was distracted.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

"Well things get rather boring when the place gets quiet like this"
Vixen nods and listens the the sandstorm and shrugs.

Suddenly a man flies through the window that was previously broken and picks himself up and dusts himself off. His outfit was sleek and white he wore a futuristic helmet that seemed to hint that he had cybernetic implants, though the only hint to this was the metal going from his helmets down to his collar bone, the rest was hidden under his suit.

"Greetings, savages. It seems I have been launched into this shit hole once aga i-"
He looks around.
"Huh, I could have sworn I was in a van, how weird"

"Oh hey its a bandit."
Vixen stated the obvious though it seemed he was distracted.

”should I throw the bandit out of the window? Because I’m the head who controls the arms” some head would say

[Low bloods]

"He could take it. Ive seen him fall off a train before. Go ahead if you want to

If thrown out the window however he would just fly out and have the storm hurl him back through a different window.

Till that decision is made the bandit seems rather confused and pulls out a pistol.
"Why am I here?"

It could be seen there being a big dent in his helmet, he seems to be suffering from a concussion of some sorts but seems to remember the hatred of this place. He starts to stagger now holding his helmet.
"Why does it smell like pickles? What are you things?"

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

"He could take it. Ive seen him fall off a train before. Go ahead if you want to

If thrown out the window however he would just fly out and have the storm hurl him back through a different window.

Till that decision is made the bandit seems rather confused and pulls out a pistol.
"Why am I here?"

It could be seen there being a big dent in his helmet, he seems to be suffering from a concussion of some sorts but seems to remember the hatred of this place. He starts to stagger now holding his helmet.
"Why does it smell like pickles? What are you things?"

“It smells like pickles because we threw a large one out the window, the same fate your gonna suffer” some head would say, and the arms would grab the bandit and chuck it out the same window the pickle was thrown out of

[Low bloods]

"What the?!"

The bandit would proceed to be thrown out the window and forcefully thrown right in through another one. He played on the ground for a moment he almost seemed dead.

He's a persistent one." Vixen seemed entertained and even complimented the throw.

"It seems im suck here like a cat in the rain." He said while pulling a shard of glass out of his shoulder and attempts to stand up. "I don't know if I should sit down or try to shoot up the place."

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

"What the?!"

The bandit would proceed to be thrown out the window and forcefully thrown right in through another one. He played on the ground for a moment he almost seemed dead.

He's a persistent one." Vixen seemed entertained and even complimented the throw.

"It seems im suck here like a cat in the rain." He said while pulling a shard of glass out of his shoulder and attempts to stand up. "I don't know if I should sit down or try to shoot up the place."

”Aw sh[beep]” the head that said they control the arms would say “that usually works” he would continue

[Low bloods]

"I mean shooting things usually solves my problems."

As he aimed to take the shot a pillar of darkness arose from the floorboards pinning the raiders pistol to the ceiling along with the bandits arm.

"Not so fast. I may have my hands a little busy, but I can still make sure nobody meets their untimely demise."
Vixen chuckles as he looks over to the blob.
"You seem like you could take a hit, but i didn't want to test it. Plus he has the tendency to miss."
"I never miss, its literally programed into my gun and my helmet!"
He kicks at the ceiling to get free but seems to be stuck.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

"I mean shooting things usually solves my problems."

As he aimed to take the shot a pillar of darkness arose from the floorboards pinning the raiders pistol to the ceiling along with the bandits arm.

"Not so fast. I may have my hands a little busy, but I can still make sure nobody meets their untimely demise."
Vixen chuckles as he looks over to the blob.
"You seem like you could take a hit, but i didn't want to test it. Plus he has the tendency to miss."
"I never miss, its literally programed into my gun and my helmet!"
He kicks at the ceiling to get free but seems to be stuck.

“huh a black pillar, also we probably could literally eat the bullet but ok” a head would say

[Third Kingdom]

'Damn the feels and awesomeness of the amazon wheel of time.;

Demands a bottle to drink and poor one out for the fallen/suicide warder.

'To some really not needed but still emotional warder scene. Also I sure as hell hope wheel of time doesn't get seanchan or so help me!'

[Low bloods]

"I mean shooting things usually solves my problems."

As he aimed to take the shot a pillar of darkness arose from the floorboards pinning the raiders pistol to the ceiling along with the bandits arm.

"Not so fast. I may have my hands a little busy, but I can still make sure nobody meets their untimely demise."
Vixen chuckles as he looks over to the blob.
"You seem like you could take a hit, but i didn't want to test it. Plus he has the tendency to miss."
"I never miss, its literally programed into my gun and my helmet!"
He kicks at the ceiling to get free but seems to be stuck.

“huh a black pillar, also we probably could literally eat the bullet but ok” a head would say

"I have some tricks up my sleeve, im considered a grand mage in some parts... But only in one style of magic."

"Those leg biters have caused me enough pain!"

Suddenly a van crashes into the side of the building head on, as one of the doors on the van swings open a head peeks out and look around.

"I think we hit something!" Two more bandits hop out. One was a man wearing a jacket and the other a woman in a dress.

"Boss, you're making us look bad" a blue slash was seen. Before the black pillar was cut down. "I wish we had a decent driver let alone a decent leader, I mean what did you thing shooting out the window during a storm would do, keep you perfectly safe? Nobody was even holding you!"

As the three bickered and caused a scene vixen seemed a little angry at the situation as he looks at the wall and simply let out a sigh.

'Damn the feels and awesomeness of the amazon wheel of time.;

Demands a bottle to drink and poor one out for the fallen/suicide warder.

'To some really not needed but still emotional warder scene. Also I sure as hell hope wheel of time doesn't get seanchan or so help me!'

"Yeah many great one have fallen, it truely is tragic times we live in."
Both get another drink as vixen pours the third one out.

[Fatatatutti]

The duck quacks.

General Castro-Stalina says, "No, it isn't always this noisy."

"Quack?"

"I don't know if they have karaoke. They wouldn't be able to hear you anyway."

"QUACK!"

"Yes, I know you can quack louder. But can you compete with a crashing van?"

[Low bloods]

The duck quacks.

General Castro-Stalina says, "No, it isn't always this noisy."

"Quack?"

"I don't know if they have karaoke. They wouldn't be able to hear you anyway."

"QUACK!"

"Yes, I know you can quack louder. But can you compete with a crashing van?"

"Even if you could I mean we still got the horn working... I think?" The biker said as he pulls out a remote and honks the horn. "Works perfectly fine. And im still just as confused as the last time I was here. Talking animals, peaceful at some points insane at the others.
Hell when its not calm or crazy its dead, guess booze cant solve Everyone's problems."

[Third Kingdom]

"Yeah many great one have fallen, it truely is tragic times we live in."
Both get another drink as vixen pours the third one out.

'A tragic dark time but the world keeps on spinning no matter what.'

Has another drink sigh and tears a little.

'I miss the old people that used to be here alas nothing to be done.'

[Low bloods]

"Yeah many great one have fallen, it truely is tragic times we live in."
Both get another drink as vixen pours the third one out.

'A tragic dark time but the world keeps on spinning no matter what.'

Has another drink sigh and tears a little.

'I miss the old people that used to be here alas nothing to be done.'

The figure pats the kitsune's shoulder knowing that he can't make things better, but he can at least lie about the fact that he can't make things better.

(If you aren't Third kingdom, nice perception roll. You can now eavesdrop on the conversation. If you want to butt in feel free to. There's a reason this isn't a TG.)

"It seems like it, buddy. We do what we must. Its nice to the new faces, and mourn for old ones. Even the returning ones were nice.

I've been keeping myself occupied with F7 and some of its community. I was hoping I could do some crazy stuff, but things seem a little too different now a days. I feel like stranger. At one point I even thought I might as well just say to hell with it and let the place die."
The figure let out a sigh shortly after followed with a chuckle.
"But its just as you said, the world keeps turning. And I see new faces show up. And I just want them to experience the greatness, and I had a dream for so much more.
But now im just something else now. Something lesser perhaps. Well something different for sure."
The figure just stared into their glass and reflected upon their selves for a long time, eventually shrugging it off. "Ive tried to fix this place, I've tried, but even the community knew this place is just an ouroboros. No results, no betterment, no progress. Just repetition just to cycle through but since there was an eye over us. Everyone just fled because... Nobody likes their privacy taken away.
But im not trying to fight the system, its pointless, the battle was lost along time ago, and we lost."
The bitterness in the figure was present. But definitely not as bitter as it was in the past. And so he sighed again and states "I hate to admit defeat."

[Third Kingdom]

The figure pats the kitsune's shoulder knowing that he can't make things better, but he can at least lie about the fact that he can't make things better.

(If you aren't Third kingdom, nice perception roll. You can now eavesdrop on the conversation. If you want to butt in feel free to. There's a reason this isn't a TG.)

"It seems like it, buddy. We do what we must. Its nice to the new faces, and mourn for old ones. Even the returning ones were nice.

I've been keeping myself occupied with F7 and some of its community. I was hoping I could do some crazy stuff, but things seem a little too different now a days. I feel like stranger. At one point I even thought I might as well just say to hell with it and let the place die."
The figure let out a sigh shortly after followed with a chuckle.
"But its just as you said, the world keeps turning. And I see new faces show up. And I just want them to experience the greatness, and I had a dream for so much more.
But now im just something else now. Something lesser perhaps. Well something different for sure."
The figure just stared into their glass and reflected upon their selves for a long time, eventually shrugging it off. "Ive tried to fix this place, I've tried, but even the community knew this place is just an ouroboros. No results, no betterment, no progress. Just repetition just to cycle through but since there was an eye over us. Everyone just fled because... Nobody likes their privacy taken away.
But im not trying to fight the system, its pointless, the battle was lost along time ago, and we lost."
The bitterness in the figure was present. But definitely not as bitter as it was in the past. And so he sighed again and states "I hate to admit defeat."

The tails flare around just cause they could all fluffy like.

'I never go to the city aka the rest of this place cause I believe/feels like now you need like to write five pages worth of words to say one something that'll take a paragraph or a few. Privacy was taken and I'm still here rarely at least. Defeat of the most worst kind.'

[Low bloods]

The figure pats the kitsune's shoulder knowing that he can't make things better, but he can at least lie about the fact that he can't make things better.

(If you aren't Third kingdom, nice perception roll. You can now eavesdrop on the conversation. If you want to butt in feel free to. There's a reason this isn't a TG.)

"It seems like it, buddy. We do what we must. Its nice to the new faces, and mourn for old ones. Even the returning ones were nice.

I've been keeping myself occupied with F7 and some of its community. I was hoping I could do some crazy stuff, but things seem a little too different now a days. I feel like stranger. At one point I even thought I might as well just say to hell with it and let the place die."
The figure let out a sigh shortly after followed with a chuckle.
"But its just as you said, the world keeps turning. And I see new faces show up. And I just want them to experience the greatness, and I had a dream for so much more.
But now im just something else now. Something lesser perhaps. Well something different for sure."
The figure just stared into their glass and reflected upon their selves for a long time, eventually shrugging it off. "Ive tried to fix this place, I've tried, but even the community knew this place is just an ouroboros. No results, no betterment, no progress. Just repetition just to cycle through but since there was an eye over us. Everyone just fled because... Nobody likes their privacy taken away.
But im not trying to fight the system, its pointless, the battle was lost along time ago, and we lost."
The bitterness in the figure was present. But definitely not as bitter as it was in the past. And so he sighed again and states "I hate to admit defeat."

The tails flare around just cause they could all fluffy like.

'I never go to the city aka the rest of this place cause I believe/feels like now you need like to write five pages worth of words to say one something that'll take a paragraph or a few. Privacy was taken and I'm still here rarely at least. Defeat of the most worst kind.'

"I was hoping to converge Theo two. Get national leaders to chill here. But most seem like maybe this isn't their thing, the refined don't like the chaos.
It was funny because in the past I hated the thought of bringing your nation into a place like this. But now im thinking about merging the two for an interesting experience.
But the Ram's head saloon is outdated. The place is old, you can hear the spirits of the past in the air, so angry, so sad, and furthermore so bitter.
Everyone let the place die, still people show up. I mean this place has been around longer than I thought."
The figure laughs.

"Oh and yeah, I've had my fill of lore. When I started Lowblood I didn't think it would be this vast land of kingdoms and crazy stories and such. But its fun, Vixen has been around for centuries in lowblood Ian time, yet here he barely aged a bit."

[Third Kingdom]

"I was hoping to converge Theo two. Get national leaders to chill here. But most seem like maybe this isn't their thing, the refined don't like the chaos.
It was funny because in the past I hated the thought of bringing your nation into a place like this. But now im thinking about merging the two for an interesting experience.
But the Ram's head saloon is outdated. The place is old, you can hear the spirits of the past in the air, so angry, so sad, and furthermore so bitter.
Everyone let the place die, still people show up. I mean this place has been around longer than I thought."
The figure laughs.

"Oh and yeah, I've had my fill of lore. When I started Lowblood I didn't think it would be this vast land of kingdoms and crazy stories and such. But its fun, Vixen has been around for centuries in lowblood Ian time, yet here he barely aged a bit."

'It's outdated and dusty and the only tavern/bar/gathering place left. I hear the spirits I even talk with a few of them a few of them are from the abyss a even fewer from some other places.'

'I lost all my lore and such do to a holy purge war ah well not like it was really needed anyway. What with my dislike in typing five pages worth of words to describe something.'

[Low bloods]

As the two talk Vixen shoved the bandits into their van with a giant show hand, shook around said van outside and yeets them into the distance.
Having a small group of shadow creatures repair the wall that was rammed

"I was hoping to converge Theo two. Get national leaders to chill here. But most seem like maybe this isn't their thing, the refined don't like the chaos.
It was funny because in the past I hated the thought of bringing your nation into a place like this. But now im thinking about merging the two for an interesting experience.
But the Ram's head saloon is outdated. The place is old, you can hear the spirits of the past in the air, so angry, so sad, and furthermore so bitter.
Everyone let the place die, still people show up. I mean this place has been around longer than I thought."
The figure laughs.

"Oh and yeah, I've had my fill of lore. When I started Lowblood I didn't think it would be this vast land of kingdoms and crazy stories and such. But its fun, Vixen has been around for centuries in lowblood Ian time, yet here he barely aged a bit."

'It's outdated and dusty and the only tavern/bar/gathering place left. I hear the spirits I even talk with a few of them a few of them are from the abyss a even fewer from some other places.'

'I lost all my lore and such do to a holy purge war ah well not like it was really needed anyway. What with my dislike in typing five pages worth of words to describe something.'

"Yeah dusty is a great guy." He looks over to a pile of dust that is shaped like a human.
"I heard the spirits but not any more, non, not even a sound."
The stranger listens to the tale and states "Its like working for something in a video game and getting banned. Exactly like it. Some people back up their files. It helps but still that hurt remains.

[Third Kingdom]

As the two talk Vixen shoved the bandits into their van with a giant show hand, shook around said van outside and yeets them into the distance.
Having a small group of shadow creatures repair the wall that was rammed

'It's outdated and dusty and the only tavern/bar/gathering place left. I hear the spirits I even talk with a few of them a few of them are from the abyss a even fewer from some other places.'

'I lost all my lore and such do to a holy purge war ah well not like it was really needed anyway. What with my dislike in typing five pages worth of words to describe something.'

"Yeah dusty is a great guy." He looks over to a pile of dust that is shaped like a human.
"I heard the spirits but not any more, non, not even a sound."
The stranger listens to the tale and states "Its like working for something in a video game and getting banned. Exactly like it. Some people back up their files. It helps but still that hurt remains.

'Well that just happened.'

He looks at dusty and frowns then places a hat on dusty.

'Much better and dustier. Maybe the spirits are bored of you or something.'

'Yeah but some files end up locked especially if it's server based but in my case i just forget if i saved the info and where i put it.'

[Low bloods]

As the two talk Vixen shoved the bandits into their van with a giant show hand, shook around said van outside and yeets them into the distance.
Having a small group of shadow creatures repair the wall that was rammed


"Yeah dusty is a great guy." He looks over to a pile of dust that is shaped like a human.
"I heard the spirits but not any more, non, not even a sound."
The stranger listens to the tale and states "Its like working for something in a video game and getting banned. Exactly like it. Some people back up their files. It helps but still that hurt remains.

'Well that just happened.'

He looks at dusty and frowns then places a hat on dusty.

'Much better and dustier. Maybe the spirits are bored of you or something.'

'Yeah but some files end up locked especially if it's server based but in my case i just forget if i saved the info and where i put it.'

Dusty will surely remember this momentous occasion.

"The spirits are so mean." He looked as if he just got stabbed in the heart "Maybe I just need to face the music... And yeah I haven't saved mine for awhe now, so im not one to talk."

[Third Kingdom]

Dusty will surely remember this momentous occasion.

"The spirits are so mean." He looked as if he just got stabbed in the heart "Maybe I just need to face the music... And yeah I haven't saved mine for awhe now, so im not one to talk."

And so dusty became a hero or just more content who knows for certain.

'Speaking of spirits i want some spirits the liquid kind. Face the music and live on in the annuals of time or some shit. Mhmm.

[Low bloods]

Dusty will surely remember this momentous occasion.

"The spirits are so mean." He looked as if he just got stabbed in the heart "Maybe I just need to face the music... And yeah I haven't saved mine for awhe now, so im not one to talk."

And so dusty became a hero or just more content who knows for certain.

'Speaking of spirits i want some spirits the liquid kind. Face the music and live on in the annuals of time or some shit. Mhmm.

Vixen pours him another drink. As dusty starts to drift aout the window to peruse a adventure far greater than being a pile of dust with a hat.

"What a guy, or pile of genderless dust. Now back to minecraft or whatever I was playing."

[Third Kingdom]

And so dusty became a hero or just more content who knows for certain.

'Speaking of spirits i want some spirits the liquid kind. Face the music and live on in the annuals of time or some shit. Mhmm.

Vixen pours him another drink. As dusty starts to drift aout the window to peruse a adventure far greater than being a pile of dust with a hat.

"What a guy, or pile of genderless dust. Now back to minecraft or whatever I was playing."

Dusty tomes would be found about dusty in a dusty room with dusty offsprings or even dusty themselves, given dust own self replicate or something, there resting and waiting for the next adventure.

'Much thanks and it was minecraft 3d or mindcraft.'