Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Kitsune France]

Baphy eventually spots him from the rest of the crowd, it seems like she knows who he is... "Oh I played that game... Hey old man! You should give me some of your dynamite!"

The duck perks up when he hears the word 'dynamite'. General Castro-Stalina touches his beak and says, "No. Behave."

"What? It's not like I found his dynamite! I actually couldn't find it..." The goat demoness crosses her arms with a look of disappointment.

[Third Kingdom]

Bitches are bitches even when they say and think otherwise. With that out of the way.

'Damn it I need 100$ to get some kindle books well more than that but that's just for one series.'

Sighs and place head on table and closes eyes briefly.

'Elderscrolls 6 coming in 2030 or 2025 which sucks oh well.'

[Ozzy]

Some guy sits down at one of the saloon's tables, "Okay, nothing blowing up yet, that's nice..."

Then he gets punched off his seat by a giant pickle with Nicholas Cage's face on it.

"OH GOD! WHY PICHOLAS CAGE!? WHYYYY?" He wails as he is getting the hell beat out of him by Picholas Cage

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

Some guy sits down at one of the saloon's tables, "Okay, nothing blowing up yet, that's nice..."

Then he gets punched off his seat by a giant pickle with Nicholas Cage's face on it.

"OH GOD! WHY PICHOLAS CAGE!? WHYYYY?" He wails as he is getting the hell beat out of him by Picholas Cage

(OOC: hey can I make a few random people just dog pile on picholas cage)

[Kitsune France]

Some guy sits down at one of the saloon's tables, "Okay, nothing blowing up yet, that's nice..."

Then he gets punched off his seat by a giant pickle with Nicholas Cage's face on it.

"OH GOD! WHY PICHOLAS CAGE!? WHYYYY?" He wails as he is getting the hell beat out of him by Picholas Cage

(OOC: hey can I make a few random people just dog pile on picholas cage)

//Oz encourages equally chaotic spontaneous interaction with his NPCs, so go for it lol

IC: Meanwhile, Baphomet is sipping tea from a small porcelain cup while reading the Great Gatsby in a turtleneck sweater. Cloverleaf shows her face for the first time in eons, the earth pony sweeping the floors with a broomstick in her mouth.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

IC: about 10 guys run into the saloon and dog pile onto Picholas Cage. 1 more runs at the blob of grey goo with 15 heads character I made and just rams into him, but blob just catches him, grabs him by the face and chucks him out the window.

[Ozzy]

IC: about 10 guys run into the saloon and dog pile onto Picholas Cage. 1 more runs at the blob of grey goo with 15 heads character I made and just rams into him, but blob just catches him, grabs him by the face and chucks him out the window.

"What- oh shit!" Picholas Cage says as he drops his victim and becomes absolutely dogpiled and thrown out the window while pickle juice is everywhere on the wooden flooring.

The guy who got beaten by him limps away with a grin that revealed some broken teeth, "Thank god... don't mind me I am just gonna basically crawl off now."

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

IC: about 10 guys run into the saloon and dog pile onto Picholas Cage. 1 more runs at the blob of grey goo with 15 heads character I made and just rams into him, but blob just catches him, grabs him by the face and chucks him out the window.

"What- oh shit!" Picholas Cage says as he drops his victim and becomes absolutely dogpiled and thrown out the window while pickle juice is everywhere on the wooden flooring.

The guy who got beaten by him limps away with a grin that revealed some broken teeth, "Thank god... don't mind me I am just gonna basically crawl off now."

One of the people who dog piled Picholas Cage pulls out the Medi-Gun from tf2 “lemme heal you up boi” he says and with a ray of green energy, the guy is fixed and now all the broken bones and teeth are healed, along with any bruises.

[Ozzy]

"Nice Team Fortress reference!" Picholas Cage's victim says before running off into the sunset good as new.

Channel 2 News makes a return on the television, with the anchorman that was recently fired now replaced by a guy who resembles the new Buzz Lightyear. "Good evening citizens of... wherever the fuck we are. Channel 2 News here to inform everyone within a 500 square kilometer radius of the Ram's Head Saloon that a tremendous bomb cyclone will be causing mayhem for 72 hours. We do advise that you stay indoors during the cyclone's visit!"

The camera focuses on the woman beside him, "Thanks Tom for the weather alert, now we will move onto other recent events of the Ram's Head area. Nearby gangs of bandits have garnered media attention for hijacking trucks carrying shipments of alcohol to the Ram's Head, causing a shortage in various brands of liquor, other trucking companies outfitted their semis with multiple gun placements, saying 'defense is just a must-have when getting near the saloon'."

[Kitsune France]

Baphomet lowers her glasses after hearing the news on TV, "Oh geez, hijackers AND a huge storm... lovely."

Cloverleaf is seen quietly minding her own business, mopping up the pickle juice left on the floor from the kerfluffle with a giant evil pickle.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

The guys that dog piled the pickle leave expect the guy with the tf2 medi-gun, medic from tf2 walks in and says “your free trail of medi-gun is over”. Medic grabs the gun, puts it on the floor, yeets the guy out the window and then picks up the medi gun and walks away. Also the window was the same window the grey goo guy thing yeeted a person out of.
(OOC: why do I have a growing habit of yeeting people out the window)

[Kors]

I like bumping end threads I deem worthy and letting threads I do not like die out.
I feel empowered.

[Low bloods]

"Well that's not something you see every day, is it? A bargoer looks to Vixen, then nods to the blob. "Do you think it eats? Perhaps its trying to say something? Maybe its trying to get a drink."

Vixen shrugged. " I knew sign language at some point. But right now i got nothing.

Both raise a brow and return greetings with the blob

The blob would slide over to Vixen and the bargoer and a different head would speak “We do not require food but we can eat it, although we also do require liquid. So yes, we have came here for a drink.” Would say the head in perfect English.

(OOC: also is the purple Vixen speaking? What does Vixen look like?)

(OOC: Yes, Vixen has a certain style as he was my first character created, Purple and black text help him stick out and differ from more common characters, though I use to have all colored, but not anymore.

You can see all my characters Via links found in my signature(the little tidbits at the bottom of my post) you can find my location thread characters as well as my nations leaders, both will make appearances.)
By the time Vixen served him a drink the blob was getting pounced on

"Well you seemed to handle yourself pretty well. Here this ones on the house for the newcomer." Vixen placed it on the counter. It was an alcoholic concoction that looks rather good.

Bitches are bitches even when they say and think otherwise. With that out of the way.

'Damn it I need 100$ to get some kindle books well more than that but that's just for one series.'

Sighs and place head on table and closes eyes briefly.

'Elderscrolls 6 coming in 2030 or 2025 which sucks oh well.'

"Im just waiting for elden ring... Or a ps5 to fall in my lap." The bargoer says

I like bumping end threads I deem worthy and letting threads I do not like die out.
I feel empowered.

(OOC:Yes you are a got that ceases the awkward silences I make all the time, it makes me happy.)

Vixen slides the empowered person a drink.

And Luden sits at the bar looking rather peaceful as he takes a swig of his drink.

[Fatatatutti]

The duck quacks, takes a sip of water and tips his head back to swallow it.

"Yeah," General Castro-Stalina says. "Me too."

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

The blob would slide over to Vixen and the bargoer and a different head would speak “We do not require food but we can eat it, although we also do require liquid. So yes, we have came here for a drink.” Would say the head in perfect English.

(OOC: also is the purple Vixen speaking? What does Vixen look like?)

(OOC: Yes, Vixen has a certain style as he was my first character created, Purple and black text help him stick out and differ from more common characters, though I use to have all colored, but not anymore.

You can see all my characters Via links found in my signature(the little tidbits at the bottom of my post) you can find my location thread characters as well as my nations leaders, both will make appearances.)
By the time Vixen served him a drink the blob was getting pounced on

"Well you seemed to handle yourself pretty well. Here this ones on the house for the newcomer." Vixen placed it on the counter. It was an alcoholic concoction that looks rather good

(OOC: I’m just gonna name the blob person blob)
IC: Blob would grab the drink and then he chugged it. “Another!” He would yell. “Ah great, Main’s gonna get drunk again” mumbled the head with perfect English. “Well then I ssssssuppossssse we introduce ourssssselves” the head with the snakelike voice would say. The head at the very right end would but in saying “We number ourselves, going from right to left, I’m Head 1, the head all the way at the left side is Head 14, Main insists on him not being numbered for no reason” while that was happening, Mr Mouffan would slide Main head 2 more of those same drinks, and Main would chug them.

[Kors]

The wind outside scatt'rs sand 'cross the wall. The door opens a crease, and a shabby lookin' ol man wi' a goatee grey as gunpowda walks in. He lays down on ta table, and asks ta bartenda for a shot'o ram's blood.

"Mak'it quick, tender. A'm thirsty as heck. Gambled 'way mah horse few moons ago."

[Low bloods]

Vixen prepares the two drinks along with any other orders.

"So what are you?" He directs his gaze at the blob. "Are you a slime, perhaps a combined one? Must be odd, so you share conscious ness like a hive mind or just consist of 14 souls in one vessel? Sounds like hell, I had split personalities before." He nods

Luden looks over and spoke to the older man "Gambling your horse away?" He laughs "Well I could lend you mine, he's rough and a bit hard to handle at times, but he'll get you to where you need to be." He nods. "Some guy tried to mug me on my way here and gifted me his ride as I spared his life." The king of corpses laughs before finishing off his drink.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

Vixen prepares the two drinks along with any other orders.

"So what are you?" He directs his gaze at the blob. "Are you a slime, perhaps a combined one? Must be odd, so you share conscious ness like a hive mind or just consist of 14 souls in one vessel? Sounds like hell, I had split personalities before." He nods

Luden looks over and spoke to the older man "Gambling your horse away?" He laughs "Well I could lend you mine, he's rough and a bit hard to handle at times, but he'll get you to where you need to be." He nods. "Some guy tried to mug me on my way here and gifted me his ride as I spared his life." The king of corpses laughs before finishing off his drink.

“It’s kinda like a combined shared consciousness, but have you ever heard of Hecatoncheires? Yeah we’re kinda like them, and yeah, it’s kinda hell” some other head would say

[Low bloods]

"I believe I have. But they are flesh and, well they don't have to be tied to a species I guess." He shrugs "Must be interesting though, how do people usually take you? Like, hmm, how do they usually react upon seeing you?"
And I gotta ask how do you decide things, I mean even two headed people have disagreements? Shouldn't more multiply the debating?" Vixen seemed ever so curious, he has seen quite the amount of things so it didn't surprise him, but that didn't stop his curiosity.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

"I believe I have. But they are flesh and, well they don't have to be tied to a species I guess." He shrugs "Must be interesting though, how do people usually take you? Like, hmm, how do they usually react upon seeing you?"
And I gotta ask how do you decide things, I mean even two headed people have disagreements? Shouldn't more multiply the debating?" Vixen seemed ever so curious, he has seen quite the amount of things so it didn't surprise him, but that didn't stop his curiosity.

“Oh yes, we always have disagreements, but it’s decided on by a majority vote, or Main will just yell at us to choose what he wants” a head would say. “Also, we come from a different part of the multiverse, not near here, it’s called WorldBox, and the gooey mass we are made of can destroy entire planets, although if you have this material called Greyium then your safe. We WERE living normal lives before the goo showed up, and look what happened to us.” Another head would say.

[Low bloods]

"Sounds like a creature called Romm or the "Water snake". In Lowbloodian history it is a great creature that is Liquid, well said to be, others claim it to be gelatinous. It was a giant splotches on our world that is said to travel the lands.

Kills anything it touches. I saw footage of it and it was so massive that suddenly a wave of black just consumes everything in the path. Lore is limited to the thing, but it is worshipped as a god that will bring destruction." Luden nods and goes back to enjoying his drink.

Vixen listened to Luden talk of his lands, shrugging it off as he wasn't interested in the nation all too much these days. But speaks.

"So, I gotta ask."
He seemed rather serious but perhaps it was because his curiosity was at its peak, almost as possibly this was his last question.
"Im not saying I have a solution to your problems but im curious of each and every individual answer, but if you could separate into each and every consciousness into a different body would you... Or can you but you just chose not to because its better together?"

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

"Sounds like a creature called Romm or the "Water snake". In Lowbloodian history it is a great creature that is Liquid, well said to be, others claim it to be gelatinous. It was a giant splotches on our world that is said to travel the lands.

Kills anything it touches. I saw footage of it and it was so massive that suddenly a wave of black just consumes everything in the path. Lore is limited to the thing, but it is worshipped as a god that will bring destruction." Luden nods and goes back to enjoying his drink.

Vixen listened to Luden talk of his lands, shrugging it off as he wasn't interested in the nation all too much these days. But speaks.

"So, I gotta ask."
He seemed rather serious but perhaps it was because his curiosity was at its peak, almost as possibly this was his last question.
"Im not saying I have a solution to your problems but im curious of each and every individual answer, but if you could separate into each and every consciousness into a different body would you... Or can you but you just chose not to because its better together?"

”Sadly we cannot separate, but yeah, most of us would prob separate” another head would say

[Low bloods]

"Sounds like a creature called Romm or the "Water snake". In Lowbloodian history it is a great creature that is Liquid, well said to be, others claim it to be gelatinous. It was a giant splotches on our world that is said to travel the lands.

Kills anything it touches. I saw footage of it and it was so massive that suddenly a wave of black just consumes everything in the path. Lore is limited to the thing, but it is worshipped as a god that will bring destruction." Luden nods and goes back to enjoying his drink.

Vixen listened to Luden talk of his lands, shrugging it off as he wasn't interested in the nation all too much these days. But speaks.

"So, I gotta ask."
He seemed rather serious but perhaps it was because his curiosity was at its peak, almost as possibly this was his last question.
"Im not saying I have a solution to your problems but im curious of each and every individual answer, but if you could separate into each and every consciousness into a different body would you... Or can you but you just chose not to because its better together?"

”Sadly we cannot separate, but yeah, most of us would prob separate” another head would say

"Damn I figured as much for an answer. Its rather a tragedy. I know someone like you but I haven't seen them in a long while.

[Third Kingdom]

'You right forgot elden ring which is souls like sadly least i think i don't recall but i also want half a dozen ps5 to fall on my lap and resell for slightly over standard price.'

[Low bloods]

'You right forgot elden ring which is souls like sadly least i think i don't recall but i also want half a dozen ps5 to fall on my lap and resell for slightly over standard price.'

"Not even prices anymore, scalpers are so greedy these days they literally sit out here charging organs and body parts at this point."*shakes fist in the air in defeat*