Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Fatatatutti]

'Hmm now i have a hot burning desire to eat duck or killing something i don't know. Well whatever doesn't matter to much.'

Roasted Peking duck:
Ingredients: dressed duck

The duck quack quacked.

"Yes," General Castro-Stalina mused. To nobody in particular, she added, "He says it's a good thing he isn't dressed."

[Ozzy]

A whirring sound is heard gradually loudening as a flying saucer descends from the heavens to hover over the saloon, sending everybody in a panic.

"Don't worry guys, I got this!" An unnamed NPC saloon patron fires one shot at the disk with a Desert Eagle, causing a blast to erupt from the massive saucer as it comes twirling down in flames, landing atop a bunch of parked cars in a shattering explosion and wiping out some innocents.

"Yikes I wonder if their insurance covers that..." He ponders to himself before going about his business like nothing happened.

[Kitsune France]

Baphomet is sitting in a chair in the corner utterly passed out with saliva trails from her mouth, heroin needles still stuck in her arms. The goat demon jerks awake and flings syringes everywhere upon hearing a UFO crash outside. "I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE I SWEAR! DON'T ARREST ME, MAN THERE'S NOTHING H- Oh... well I am not doing human drugs again." She scoffs and dumps a bunch of used chems into the garbage.

[Ozzy]

Easy Pete from Fallout New Vegas chills in a seat at the front of the saloon, "Well Ram's Head is no Prospector Saloon but I reckon it'll do..."

[Kitsune France]

Easy Pete from Fallout New Vegas chills in a seat at the front of the saloon, "Well Ram's Head is no Prospector Saloon but I reckon it'll do..."

Baphy eventually spots him from the rest of the crowd, it seems like she knows who he is... "Oh I played that game... Hey old man! You should give me some of your dynamite!"

[Ozzy]

Baphy eventually spots him from the rest of the crowd, it seems like she knows who he is... "Oh I played that game... Hey old man! You should give me some of your dynamite!"

"Too dangerous. Gonna kill all yourselves if I let you touch it. Better to leave it buried- safer that way." All the old man responds with, surprisingly straight from the game without any strange antics.

[Kitsune France]

Baphy eventually spots him from the rest of the crowd, it seems like she knows who he is... "Oh I played that game... Hey old man! You should give me some of your dynamite!"

"Too dangerous. Gonna kill all yourselves if I let you touch it. Better to leave it buried- safer that way." All the old man responds with, surprisingly straight from the game without any strange antics.

Baphy groans in frustration with no words in response, remembering that same exact line from Fallout. Finally, she shrugs and slaps on a Pip-Boy on her wrist, "Eh fuck it! Eat this, old man!" The goat demoness initiates VATS and targets his head literally 65 times with a modified handcannon of a riot shotgun that looked like it could only be held by Doom Guy himself, unleashing the entirety of its massive mag capacity with explosive fury...

[Ozzy]

Baphy groans in frustration with no words in response, remembering that same exact line from Fallout. Finally, she shrugs and slaps on a Pip-Boy on her wrist, "Eh fuck it! Eat this, old man!" The goat demoness initiates VATS and targets his head literally 65 times with a modified handcannon of a riot shotgun that looked like it could only be held by Doom Guy himself, unleashing the entirety of its massive mag capacity with explosive fury...

"Wait isn't that against the rules-" Pete's head explodes and his body is knocked through the walls with such intensity that his body just instead fades away from the plane of reality altogether, Kay Kaiser's Spurs song blasting away at nearly ear splitting levels while it happens. Every unnamed patron in the saloon is completely unsurprised by the events that transpired.

"I swear to god every time that fucking idiot with the orange and white cat flag posts in this thread, it suddenly becomes Battlefield 5 in here! I am tired of the explosions and the THE DAMN GUN VIOLENCE!" One of them says in a violent toss of their glass mug, breaking the fourth wall because indeed, the writer can't stop writing stupid crap here.

[Kitsune France]

Baphy groans in frustration with no words in response, remembering that same exact line from Fallout. Finally, she shrugs and slaps on a Pip-Boy on her wrist, "Eh fuck it! Eat this, old man!" The goat demoness initiates VATS and targets his head literally 65 times with a modified handcannon of a riot shotgun that looked like it could only be held by Doom Guy himself, unleashing the entirety of its massive mag capacity with explosive fury...

"Wait isn't that against the rules-" Pete's head explodes and his body is knocked through the walls with such intensity that his body just instead fades away from the plane of reality altogether, Kay Kaiser's Spurs song blasting away at nearly ear splitting levels while it happens. Every unnamed patron in the saloon is completely unsurprised by the events that transpired.

"I swear to god every time that fucking idiot with the orange and white cat flag posts in this thread, it suddenly becomes Battlefield 5 in here! I am tired of the explosions and the THE DAMN GUN VIOLENCE!" One of them says in a violent toss of their glass mug, breaking the fourth wall because indeed, the writer can't stop writing stupid crap here.

"Wait, did you just... literally break the fourth wall with your glass?" Baphomet blinked with a puzzled look, shaking her head to break herself out of her perplexed state as she rolls her eyes, "Meh, it's all normal to me around here... it was like that back in the day too, don't like it? Go protest about it or something." She dismisses the patron with a wave of her hand.

[Ozzy]

"Wait, did you just... literally break the fourth wall with your glass?" Baphomet blinked with a puzzled look, shaking her head to break herself out of her perplexed state as she rolls her eyes, "Meh, it's all normal to me around here... it was like that back in the day too, don't like it? Go protest about it or something." She dismisses the patron with a wave of her hand.

"YOU KNOW WHAT! I WILL!" Immediately within two seconds a crowd is outside wielding a variety of signs that read 'End violence in the Ram's Head Saloon' and other material synonymous in nature.

"WHAT DO WE WANT!?" A guy shouts atop a soap box through a mega phone.

"END VIOLENCE AND BAN GUNS!" Said the crowd.

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?"

"RIGHT NOW!!"

"Bring back the Freezing Roo too! They had no guns!" One of the protestors says as a homeless man in the background knocks a guy out with a moped in his arms.

[Kitsune France]

Baphy raises her brow and sighs in utter exhaustion, "You know, I wonder what the hell happened to the people around these parts... does this saloon have lead piping or something? Maybe lead paint? Perhaps some kind of hallucinogen released in the airducts?"

[Low bloods]

A character stood behind the bar counter serving an interesting character.

"This place got loud rather fast. Its probably the most interesting thing you'll get all month, right?" They cackled as they debated on dipping out.

Vixen smiles "Well of course the King of corpses wouldn't be surprised by chaos but as a lowly little bartender such as myself. Im surprised there's so much loud sounds.
It is the most interest I will be seeing, maybe all year." He shrugs

"Feels weird, I don't know any of these people."

"I did, maybe?" Vixen says with a fairly uncertain tone with a crooked grin as Vixen did.

[Kitsune France]

A character stood behind the bar counter serving an interesting character.

"This place got loud rather fast. Its probably the most interesting thing you'll get all month, right?" They cackled as they debated on dipping out.

Vixen smiles "Well of course the King of corpses wouldn't be surprised by chaos but as a lowly little bartender such as myself. Im surprised there's so much loud sounds.
It is the most interest I will be seeing, maybe all year." He shrugs

"Feels weird, I don't know any of these people."

"I did, maybe?" Vixen says with a fairly uncertain tone with a crooked grin as Vixen did.

"You don't know me, darling, but you would definitely remember some associates of mine from long ago!" Baphomet retorted, suddenly summoning a picture of Diamond Hooves who used to be a pony princess of the Steel Building so long ago.

[Low bloods]

"And to think you seemed familiar... But that's a damn old photo." Vixen nods as he recalls the building made of steel "Probably my favorite place of them." Vixen tilts his head.

[Kitsune France]

"And to think you seemed familiar... But that's a damn old photo." Vixen nods as he recalls the building made of steel "Probably my favorite place of them." Vixen tilts his head.

"Yeah that will happen, I have a feeling Miss Hooves will return someday very soon... heh" She puts away the photo and inspects Vixen a little closer, "Oh my, an ice demon!? I didn't think I'd meet another one of demon kind up here! It's nice to meet you, I am Baphomet, a goat demon!" She gives a little bow.

"Apparently I was once worshipped by the Knights Templar..." She added with a mumble.

[Ozzy]

"Hey! You're supposed to be giving us attention! Oh god, I am getting attention-deprived... oh no, the starvation is kicking in... I need attention, I neeeeed... validation. Mother, I see the light..." The lead protestor passes out in the sand, "Mother you never gave me attention..." He wheezes out as his last words before dying, but actually not dying instead he passes out like an over dramatic cry baby.

"Well... that was anticlimac-" Another person says before getting randomly taken down by a beanbag round, within seconds, the entire crowd is dispersed by a barrage of beanbag rounds fired from pink and yellow armored clad fellows called the Fun Police.

"NO FUN HERE, GO HOME!" One of the officers shouts as the crowd scatters in a hurry and the lead organizer is tossed into a paddy wagon to be admitted into an insane asylum.

[Low bloods]

"Its a pleasure to meet you, I'm Vixen." He nods "I don't know if a reunion would hold up. Its been so long since I've even been in that place, or any place really.

And yes I am a demon, I often times try to hide the features. but I must ask what brings you here?" Vixen seemed rather curious

"To end violence, what good will that do? I kinda like these wastelands.
I would surely think that a crowd would appear to strike at the bar more than anything else." The unnamed character speaks while keeping an eye aimed at the folk forming a mob "Oh shoot the, fun police. What a peaceful surrender."

[Ozzy]

Two news anchors on TV are talking about the situation as saloon patrons surround the bar area to watch.

"A peaceful anti-violence protest has been broken up by the fun police today without any casualties, yet the fact their voices has been suppressed further cements the belief of unending violence at the Saloon." A woman in a very expensive purple dress suit states as the man beside her adds to it.

"Up next, are extraterrestrials hacking your Xbox 360? It's more likely than you think. Are women ignoring you because you own a Ford Ranger? Find out why dating is over for Fordcels later on Channel 2 News, your source for- Oh, this just in, I been fired for using incel terminology. FINE! THE PAY HERE IS TRASH! TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!" The guy screams in a demonic voice before throwing the desk and lunging at the cameraman, causing the screen to immediately switch to a Technical Difficulties screen featuring Spanish Flea playing in the background.

[Low bloods]

"Ahh, I love the news!" The bargoer downs his drink and tells the bartender the TV might need a change in stations as this one might be gone for a bit.

He looks at the new folk around the bar.

Vixen served drinks to any that had the cash or taste for it.

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

(OOC: huh this looks cool, so is this some sort of rp thing?)

[Low bloods]

(OOC: huh this looks cool, so is this some sort of rp thing?)

(OOC: Of course. Unlike in the other RP sections of this place this thread is meant to be far more casual.
No sign up threads and as long as you fallow the rules you can do whatever you want.

It may not be active all the time but its a rather chill place


You can show up as anything as long as its reasonable, (even that's debatable sometimes) Ive even seen some self inserts.
But be it a a character you came up with/character thats been made from media/ a hybrid of the sorts, it all goes.

Some goes to those of F7 that participate in YL threads as well, bring in leaders of your nation, this bar is supposed t o be in the middle of the multiverse after all.
Most of us don't bite, so there's little worry)

[Fatatatutti]

Easy Pete from Fallout New Vegas chills in a seat at the front of the saloon, "Well Ram's Head is no Prospector Saloon but I reckon it'll do..."

Baphy eventually spots him from the rest of the crowd, it seems like she knows who he is... "Oh I played that game... Hey old man! You should give me some of your dynamite!"

The duck perks up when he hears the word 'dynamite'. General Castro-Stalina touches his beak and says, "No. Behave."

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

A a large blob of greyish goo tall then a adult male would slide into the saloon, and then sliding into the main room, his blob has 15 heads each with an eye and a mouth. A few of the heads would be talking amongst each other, showing that each head has it’s own brain or consciousness. The goo is constantly switching arms and the number of arms. In the middle of all the heads, a larger head would be there, said larger head is barking orders at the other heads, possibly all the heads control something different? Each head has a different voice, one of those heads would say to the crowd “greetingssssss people” in a snakelike voice.

[Low bloods]

"Well that's not something you see every day, is it? A bargoer looks to Vixen, then nods to the blob. "Do you think it eats? Perhaps its trying to say something? Maybe its trying to get a drink."

Vixen shrugged. " I knew sign language at some point. But right now i got nothing.

Both raise a brow and return greetings with the blob

[Emus Republic of New Guinea]

"Well that's not something you see every day, is it? A bargoer looks to Vixen, then nods to the blob. "Do you think it eats? Perhaps its trying to say something? Maybe its trying to get a drink."

Vixen shrugged. " I knew sign language at some point. But right now i got nothing.

Both raise a brow and return greetings with the blob

The blob would slide over to Vixen and the bargoer and a different head would speak “We do not require food but we can eat it, although we also do require liquid. So yes, we have came here for a drink.” Would say the head in perfect English.

(OOC: also is the purple Vixen speaking? What does Vixen look like?)