Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Low bloods]

The doors to the saloon swung opens the foot that kicked the door in planted itself onto the floorboards of the saloon.
"Alrighty, dramatic entrance, check" he writes down on a small halopad as he continues to mumble at himself.

The man stood tall wearing a jeans and a black jacket with silver writing on it. The features that stuck out the most was his a set of fox ears and a set of horns, this was a strange individual surely. "Ok anyone pointing a gun at me?" He scanned the area and shot a revolver out of a mans hand. "Try that again and the next ones going in between your eyes, check." he told the random drunk before looking around as he marks on his halopad again, taking a few steps as he does so "Man its been so long since I've been to this side of the multiverse, I still hate it here more than all... As I do miss a few the place is baron, disappointing, and there's still a fair bit of bounty posters up for me. Such a nice face." He pulled his wanted poster off the wall and inspects it. "Anywho, I came here to pay a debt and fix a machine, probably that scrappy old jukebox, or the stage, or the door, but I hope someone fixes me up a drink before I do." He chuckles

[Foxfound]

The doors to the saloon swung opens the foot that kicked the door in planted itself onto the floorboards of the saloon.
"Alrighty, dramatic entrance, check" he writes down on a small halopad as he continues to mumble at himself.

The man stood tall wearing a jeans and a black jacket with silver writing on it. The features that stuck out the most was his a set of fox ears and a set of horns, this was a strange individual surely. "Ok anyone pointing a gun at me?" He scanned the area and shot a revolver out of a mans hand. "Try that again and the next ones going in between your eyes, check." he told the random drunk before looking around as he marks on his halopad again, taking a few steps as he does so "Man its been so long since I've been to this side of the multiverse, I still hate it here more than all... As I do miss a few the place is baron, disappointing, and there's still a fair bit of bounty posters up for me. Such a nice face." He pulled his wanted poster off the wall and inspects it. "Anywho, I came here to pay a debt and fix a machine, probably that scrappy old jukebox, or the stage, or the door, but I hope someone fixes me up a drink before I do." He chuckles

Sakura turned around and looked at the man, seeming to analyze him for a few long moments. The combination of a fox spirit and what some might call (correctly or not) a demon was not something she was aware occurred. Deciding that the saké she had been drinking wasn't to blame for this sight, she spoke.

"The bartender stepped out for a moment I believe, but I have enough left in this bottle of saké to pour you a glass or two if you'd like."

[Low bloods]

The doors to the saloon swung opens the foot that kicked the door in planted itself onto the floorboards of the saloon.
"Alrighty, dramatic entrance, check" he writes down on a small halopad as he continues to mumble at himself.

The man stood tall wearing a jeans and a black jacket with silver writing on it. The features that stuck out the most was his a set of fox ears and a set of horns, this was a strange individual surely. "Ok anyone pointing a gun at me?" He scanned the area and shot a revolver out of a mans hand. "Try that again and the next ones going in between your eyes, check." he told the random drunk before looking around as he marks on his halopad again, taking a few steps as he does so "Man its been so long since I've been to this side of the multiverse, I still hate it here more than all... As I do miss a few the place is baron, disappointing, and there's still a fair bit of bounty posters up for me. Such a nice face." He pulled his wanted poster off the wall and inspects it. "Anywho, I came here to pay a debt and fix a machine, probably that scrappy old jukebox, or the stage, or the door, but I hope someone fixes me up a drink before I do." He chuckles

Sakura turned around and looked at the man, seeming to analyze him for a few long moments. The combination of a fox spirit and what some might call (correctly or not) a demon was not something she was aware occurred. Deciding that the saké she had been drinking wasn't to blame for this sight, she spoke.

"The bartender stepped out for a moment I believe, but I have enough left in this bottle of saké to pour you a glass or two if you'd like."

His hear twitched at the sound as he turned around "Oh there's a lot of interesting people here it seems." He says in a way that seemed like it was to himself but loud enough to gain attention from others, he walks over to her replying "Saké, I haven't had much of it. When I first dipped my toes into alcohol I hated the stuff, but as times changed so did my taste." As he was about to sit down he stopped as a cough could be heard. "Oh right, I was here to repair the relic. Perhaps I can drink and work."

[Kerlodia]

"Z, I know everyone. I am the goddess of the universe, after all. She put you in the orphanage so that you wouldn't grow up to be a monster like her. She loves you, you know. I could summon her, but she'll be quite mad at me. I told her your new life, and she's happy. I'm sure she'll come to the saloon." She yipped, before taking Z into her arms, giving her a most motherly of a hug. "I love you, daughter."

"I know you know everyone like that, I'm just surprised she'd actually met you or whatever..."

She hugged her back. She didn't return the I love you, but to be fair they had just met and Z was probably still processing everything and deciding what she was going to do.

"I don't know. I'm here a lot, and I've never seen her. Though I never saw you before today, either... I'm sure I'll find her someday. But I'll need to do that myself."

"And I'll support you along the way!" For a fox that was the literal goddess of existence, Amaterasu seemed quite nonchalant regarding another yokai as her daughter. "So... Z... what do you enjoy the most, hm?"

[Foxfound]

Sakura turned around and looked at the man, seeming to analyze him for a few long moments. The combination of a fox spirit and what some might call (correctly or not) a demon was not something she was aware occurred. Deciding that the saké she had been drinking wasn't to blame for this sight, she spoke.

"The bartender stepped out for a moment I believe, but I have enough left in this bottle of saké to pour you a glass or two if you'd like."

His hear twitched at the sound as he turned around "Oh there's a lot of interesting people here it seems." He says in a way that seemed like it was to himself but loud enough to gain attention from others, he walks over to her replying "Saké, I haven't had much of it. When I first dipped my toes into alcohol I hated the stuff, but as times changed so did my taste." As he was about to sit down he stopped as a cough could be heard. "Oh right, I was here to repair the relic. Perhaps I can drink and work."

Sakura raised an eyebrow and one of her ears twitched almost imperceptibly. "Relic, you say? What might that be? Something related to this place's strange properties, perhaps?" She poured him a glass.

"I know you know everyone like that, I'm just surprised she'd actually met you or whatever..."

She hugged her back. She didn't return the I love you, but to be fair they had just met and Z was probably still processing everything and deciding what she was going to do.

"I don't know. I'm here a lot, and I've never seen her. Though I never saw you before today, either... I'm sure I'll find her someday. But I'll need to do that myself."

"And I'll support you along the way!" For a fox that was the literal goddess of existence, Amaterasu seemed quite nonchalant regarding another yokai as her daughter. "So... Z... what do you enjoy the most, hm?"

"Gee, the most? That's a tricky one... I definitely like adventuring and traveling, seeing new things. My friends are definitely the most important to me though. After I'm done here today I'm going to get on my way to see some friends I haven't seen in ages. Miss Sakura's daughters, actually. Another fox, and a yūrei girl. I was actually the first friend she had after she became a ghost, so I think she'll be really happy to see me again. Wait, yeah, the question. I'd say adventuring is my favorite thing to do, but my friends mean the most to me."

[Low bloods]

His hear twitched at the sound as he turned around "Oh there's a lot of interesting people here it seems." He says in a way that seemed like it was to himself but loud enough to gain attention from others, he walks over to her replying "Saké, I haven't had much of it. When I first dipped my toes into alcohol I hated the stuff, but as times changed so did my taste." As he was about to sit down he stopped as a cough could be heard. "Oh right, I was here to repair the relic. Perhaps I can drink and work."

Sakura raised an eyebrow and one of her ears twitched almost imperceptibly. "Relic, you say? What might that be? Something related to this place's strange properties, perhaps?" She poured him a glass.

"Maybe, this place does attract the weirdest of things." His eyes fixed oh the injured golem as he brought him over. "This fella, Golems are machines imbued with magic." He went into details about the mechanics and the Golems injury, pulling out a device and using his mechanical arm he installs it. "You know, I didn't get your name." He reaches over and takes the glass. "Im Kaiser, a space pirate, also a chew toy for a succubus." He laughed as he took a drink, then focusing on loading a few blue tubes into the device he installed into the golem he mumbles to himself about adding the finishing touches to the machine that has drifted to an idle state.

[San Lumen]

Sakura raised an eyebrow and one of her ears twitched almost imperceptibly. "Relic, you say? What might that be? Something related to this place's strange properties, perhaps?" She poured him a glass.

"Maybe, this place does attract the weirdest of things." His eyes fixed oh the injured golem as he brought him over. "This fella, Golems are machines imbued with magic." He went into details about the mechanics and the Golems injury, pulling out a device and using his mechanical arm he installs it. "You know, I didn't get your name." He reaches over and takes the glass. "Im Kaiser, a space pirate, also a chew toy for a succubus." He laughed as he took a drink, then focusing on loading a few blue tubes into the device he installed into the golem he mumbles to himself about adding the finishing touches to the machine that has drifted to an idle state.

Leo watched as the golem did his work and was creeped out. “Can someone explain what is going here?”

[Low bloods]

"Maybe, this place does attract the weirdest of things." His eyes fixed oh the injured golem as he brought him over. "This fella, Golems are machines imbued with magic." He went into details about the mechanics and the Golems injury, pulling out a device and using his mechanical arm he installs it. "You know, I didn't get your name." He reaches over and takes the glass. "Im Kaiser, a space pirate, also a chew toy for a succubus." He laughed as he took a drink, then focusing on loading a few blue tubes into the device he installed into the golem he mumbles to himself about adding the finishing touches to the machine that has drifted to an idle state.

Leo watched as the golem did his work and was creeped out. “Can someone explain what is going here?”

Kaiser looked over to Leo "I don't talk to cops much." He jokes as he repairs the plating on the golem "Vixen called me to fix this guy."

Sull was in an Idle state due to the lack of energy, but as soon as Kaiser popped a few parts into the machine it started up again as the runes and its eyes started to glow "system reboot in progress." It stated as the machinery started to hum.

"You know, these guys are pretty valuable, im surprised it lasted this long... Though it seems like its dressed itself up in a sorta disguise "The biker helmet, trench coat, you'd think he was a raider. Until you notice the injury." Kaiser welds a few metal plates onto the Sull, occasionally taking a drink of Saké.

[San Lumen]

Leo watched as the golem did his work and was creeped out. “Can someone explain what is going here?”

Kaiser looked over to Leo "I don't talk to cops much." He jokes as he repairs the plating on the golem "Vixen called me to fix this guy."

Sull was in an Idle state due to the lack of energy, but as soon as Kaiser popped a few parts into the machine it started up again as the runes and its eyes started to glow "system reboot in progress." It stated as the machinery started to hum.

"You know, these guys are pretty valuable, im surprised it lasted this long... Though it seems like its dressed itself up in a sorta disguise "The biker helmet, trench coat, you'd think he was a raider. Until you notice the injury." Kaiser welds a few metal plates onto the Sull, occasionally taking a drink of Saké.

"Do you have something against cops and is this a robot of some sort?" Leo asked.

[Low bloods]

Kaiser looked over to Leo "I don't talk to cops much." He jokes as he repairs the plating on the golem "Vixen called me to fix this guy."

Sull was in an Idle state due to the lack of energy, but as soon as Kaiser popped a few parts into the machine it started up again as the runes and its eyes started to glow "system reboot in progress." It stated as the machinery started to hum.

"You know, these guys are pretty valuable, im surprised it lasted this long... Though it seems like its dressed itself up in a sorta disguise "The biker helmet, trench coat, you'd think he was a raider. Until you notice the injury." Kaiser welds a few metal plates onto the Sull, occasionally taking a drink of Saké.

"Do you have something against cops and is this a robot of some sort?" Leo asked.

"I am I legendary pirate. Cops are not exactly my friend." He nods "But it was just a joke, if you were trying to get me one of us would have a bullet sized injury on our hands, or a blaster bolt perhaps."
He laughed a bit before dusting Sull off.

Sills reboot was complete as he thanked Kaiser "I am a robot, but rather than running off energy my body converts ether and makes a self energizing liquid. With this liquid I can function like a human, almost.
One thing that helps the flow is the runes on my vessel, its magic and machinery."

Kaiser nods "And the strangest part is that the stuff Golems produce are edible, some tie these guys up and drain them. Its a pretty horrific sight considering the fact that some have a consciousness."

Sull glares at Kaiser in a defensive manner "No worries, I mean no harm" Kaiser ensures the Golem

[Kerlodia]

His hear twitched at the sound as he turned around "Oh there's a lot of interesting people here it seems." He says in a way that seemed like it was to himself but loud enough to gain attention from others, he walks over to her replying "Saké, I haven't had much of it. When I first dipped my toes into alcohol I hated the stuff, but as times changed so did my taste." As he was about to sit down he stopped as a cough could be heard. "Oh right, I was here to repair the relic. Perhaps I can drink and work."

Sakura raised an eyebrow and one of her ears twitched almost imperceptibly. "Relic, you say? What might that be? Something related to this place's strange properties, perhaps?" She poured him a glass.

"And I'll support you along the way!" For a fox that was the literal goddess of existence, Amaterasu seemed quite nonchalant regarding another yokai as her daughter. "So... Z... what do you enjoy the most, hm?"

"Gee, the most? That's a tricky one... I definitely like adventuring and traveling, seeing new things. My friends are definitely the most important to me though. After I'm done here today I'm going to get on my way to see some friends I haven't seen in ages. Miss Sakura's daughters, actually. Another fox, and a yūrei girl. I was actually the first friend she had after she became a ghost, so I think she'll be really happy to see me again. Wait, yeah, the question. I'd say adventuring is my favorite thing to do, but my friends mean the most to me."

She smiled, gently patting her on the head.
"Your mother told me that you loved your friends more than anything. I can see why."

[Third Kingdom]

Sighs and shakes head downing a drink slamming the glass down.

'First it was tumblr taking porn down, now its onlyfans which is stupid given a big chunk of their source of earning money is porn. May as well just get rid of porn and sex from everything and be done with it.'

Flags down for a whole bottle of liquor and some peanuts.

[Low bloods]

Sighs and shakes head downing a drink slamming the glass down.

'First it was tumblr taking porn down, now its onlyfans which is stupid given a big chunk of their source of earning money is porn. May as well just get rid of porn and sex from everything and be done with it.'

Flags down for a whole bottle of liquor and some peanuts.

As five guards walk over one states "Pal, you can't just."

Meanwhile a sketchy looking individual waves them off saying "Sorry, my friend has had a bit too much to drink."

The guards grunt and walk away.

"Well NSFW stuff is kinda frowned upon with this day and age. I just feel bad for all the suckers that paid for it... And a little for those now out of a job. But a world without the concept of anything lewd, sounds like an anime that never got a second season." He laughs

[Third Kingdom]

Sighs and shakes head downing a drink slamming the glass down.

'First it was tumblr taking porn down, now its onlyfans which is stupid given a big chunk of their source of earning money is porn. May as well just get rid of porn and sex from everything and be done with it.'

Flags down for a whole bottle of liquor and some peanuts.

As five guards walk over one states "Pal, you can't just."

Meanwhile a sketchy looking individual waves them off saying "Sorry, my friend has had a bit too much to drink."

The guards grunt and walk away.

"Well NSFW stuff is kinda frowned upon with this day and age. I just feel bad for all the suckers that paid for it... And a little for those now out of a job. But a world without the concept of anything lewd, sounds like an anime that never got a second season." He laughs

'I get what? Get a damn drink and peanuts if so then what kind of damn bar is this place.'

'Yeah and some anime get 100s of episode that shouldn't get them or people say you must watch this series! Case in point Stupid Piece.'

[Lollipop Torture Force]

We have awoken after a long and dark slumber. Or was it short? Who are you all? What happened to the ropes we used to hang from the beam?

[Low bloods]

We have awoken after a long and dark slumber. Or was it short? Who are you all? What happened to the ropes we used to hang from the beam?

"Gone so that others may have more room to hang their own I assume"
A strange looking character responds to the revisiting creature

[Lollipop Torture Force]

HAHA of course. They probably took them out back to hang from the elm. No matter.

[Third Kingdom]

'So many things to watch next month and thankfully not all released at the same time. And Dune was way better than the first movie and slightly than the second tv series.'

[Fatatatutti]

A duck waddles under the swinging doors. He goes over to the bar and flies up onto it.

A moment later, General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina pushes the doors open. She is too short to see over them. "Did anybody see a duck come in here...? Oh, there you are." She walks over to the bar.

The duck quacks at her.

"He'll have a water," she says to the bartender.

The duck quacks again.

"He says, 'Shaken, not stirred.' I'll have a whiskey."

[Third Kingdom]

'Hmm now i have a hot burning desire to eat duck or killing something i don't know. Well whatever doesn't matter to much.'

[Galactic Transylvania]

"What's a girl gotta do for a drink around here?"

[Low bloods]

"What's a girl gotta do for a drink around here?"

A duck waddles under the swinging doors. He goes over to the bar and flies up onto it.

A moment later, General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina pushes the doors open. She is too short to see over them. "Did anybody see a duck come in here...? Oh, there you are." She walks over to the bar.

The duck quacks at her.

"He'll have a water," she says to the bartender.

The duck quacks again.

"He says, 'Shaken, not stirred.' I'll have a whiskey."

Vixen walks out of a shadow and prepares their drinks in a rather smooth and timely manner after checking the orders, stating "Well these have been here for awhile"

'Hmm now i have a hot burning desire to eat duck or killing something i don't know. Well whatever doesn't matter to much.'

"Ive been far too busy. Ive been trying to keep my cool but its been hell. Im exited for games and anime, but damn why am I exited if im too busy to engage in anything... Though im getting some manga soon so that should settle my nerves."

[Third Kingdom]

"Ive been far too busy. Ive been trying to keep my cool but its been hell. Im exited for games and anime, but damn why am I exited if im too busy to engage in anything... Though im getting some manga soon so that should settle my nerves."

'That reminds me I got to start watching the anime I have a list on, also finish Valhalla or at least get further along in it. But then reading american kitsune was stopping me from continuing valhalla.'

[Bazelgeuse]

'Hmm now i have a hot burning desire to eat duck or killing something i don't know. Well whatever doesn't matter to much.'

Roasted Peking duck:
Ingredients: dressed duck
1 spoon of white pepper
one container of soy sauce
one spoon of vinegar
one teaspoon of sugar
one pinch of crushed black peppercorn
a bit of ginger and salt to taste

First slice the tail off the duck and put the pepper, ginger and salt and rub it on the duck. take part of the soy sauce and cover the duck's inside and out in it. Do not marinate and freeze for 5 hours

Then, steam the duck for a bit. drain the juices and place into an oven preheated to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. make sure that the duck's stomach is empty and has no water.

Add some more soy sauce.

Roast for 30 minutes and choose to either barbeque for 5 minutes, or place it into the oven until it is brown, and the skin is caramelized. Serve hot with the remaining soy sauce as a dip.

[Third Kingdom]

'Hmm now i have a hot burning desire to eat duck or killing something i don't know. Well whatever doesn't matter to much.'

Roasted Peking duck:
Ingredients: dressed duck
1 spoon of white pepper
one container of soy sauce
one spoon of vinegar
one teaspoon of sugar
one pinch of crushed black peppercorn
a bit of ginger and salt to taste

First slice the tail off the duck and put the pepper, ginger and salt and rub it on the duck. take part of the soy sauce and cover the duck's inside and out in it. Do not marinate and freeze for 5 hours

Then, steam the duck for a bit. drain the juices and place into an oven preheated to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. make sure that the duck's stomach is empty and has no water.

Add some more soy sauce.

Roast for 30 minutes and choose to either barbeque for 5 minutes, or place it into the oven until it is brown, and the skin is caramelized. Serve hot with the remaining soy sauce as a dip.

rather not the soysauce but eh