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Posted: **Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:07 pm**

Nantoraka wrote:
Deltia- wrote:The PM then walks in.

"Hey, baby.*Alyssa and him briefly kiss* How are you?"

- Markus Schelmann

"I'm good. Can you just help me get up?"

- Alyssa I

"Yeah, sure! *pulls off bench* *looks sideways to Chancellor, chuckles* This always happens."

- Markus Schelmann

"Wow, this place got even gayer."

“that’s literally impossible”
“there’s no way this place could get even gayer”

Posted: **Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:41 pm**

"I can only image the opinion towards the first few places that popped up.

Such alienation only scares people away. Now destroying the place would be possible, easy even. There was that guy that decided to nuke the place. Stupid happenings of the sort. But it will always come back as you will learn. People however, if you shun them they will leave.
So I must ask, why empty a room when it will only outcome in boredom? I certainly dislike the place being so dead as I have sat in the place so long that I've actually grown fond of it. Even if a few crazy people with crazy stories wander in. Isn't that the point of a bar?"
Vixen tilts his head as he as led the seemingly empty bar. "So many people, so many stories, such a long time." He said as he counts on his hands how long this ban had lasted.

Posted: **Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:06 pm**

Low bloods wrote:"I can only image the opinion towards the first few places that popped up.

Such alienation only scares people away. Now destroying the place would be possible, easy even. There was that guy that decided to nuke the place. Stupid happenings of the sort. But it will always come back as you will learn. People however, if you shun them they will leave.
So I must ask, why empty a room when it will only outcome in boredom? I certainly dislike the place being so dead as I have sat in the place so long that I've actually grown fond of it. Even if a few crazy people with crazy stories wander in. Isn't that the point of a bar?"
Vixen tilts his head as he as led the seemingly empty bar. "So many people, so many stories, such a long time." He said as he counts on his hands how long this ban had lasted.

“You sure do like listening to yourself talk there”

Posted: **Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:51 pm**

UIS Leviathan wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"I can only image the opinion towards the first few places that popped up.

Such alienation only scares people away. Now destroying the place would be possible, easy even. There was that guy that decided to nuke the place. Stupid happenings of the sort. But it will always come back as you will learn. People however, if you shun them they will leave.
So I must ask, why empty a room when it will only outcome in boredom? I certainly dislike the place being so dead as I have sat in the place so long that I've actually grown fond of it. Even if a few crazy people with crazy stories wander in. Isn't that the point of a bar?"
Vixen tilts his head as he as led the seemingly empty bar. "So many people, so many stories, such a long time." He said as he counts on his hands how long this ban had lasted.

“You sure do like listening to yourself talk there”

"With the Amount of time I've been here, I sure do." He chuckles "It gets rather boring with all this silence after all."

Posted: **Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:39 pm**

Low bloods wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:“You sure do like listening to yourself talk there”

"With the Amount of time I've been here, I sure do." He chuckles "It gets rather boring with all this silence after all."

“Guess it’s time to close down shop then, huh”

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2019 7:41 am**

"Perhaps. But there's rule that I must try to break. Not a site one but rather a traditional one.

You see this place has been around for four variations,
it's said that these places die after the third. It's been quite hard kicking this dead horse past that line.

All I can really say is i'm not the one who created this place but I do inhabit it. It rises and falls with different faces each time. I can't 'close shop' while that's still a possibility.

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:44 am**

still alive or around and seems like i betrayed myself and others here

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:03 am**

Third Kingdom wrote:still alive or around and seems like i betrayed myself and others here

The Chancellor look over from the counter, sitting his wine down after taking a sip from it. He’d glared at the new abomination entering the Saloon. ”What kind of question is that? You can obviously see, we are alive and not dead. Unless you are planning something, which wouldn’t be the wisest decision provided if you want to be 6 feel under.” Replied the Chancellor with a tempered voice.

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:09 am**

Third Kingdom wrote:still alive or around and seems like i betrayed myself and others here

“Speak proper english, damnit”

Posted: **Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:21 am**

The doors swung open, and in stepped... what looked like a mess of fractals. As the fractal blob moved along, it solidified, gathered concrete form, until it had resolved itself into the striding shape of a man in a lab coat. He neglected to look where he was going, choosing instead to continue scribbling in a small notebook with a look of ferocious concentration. As a result, he more or less walked into a few barstools, which were pushed gently out of his path by the sudden manifestation of hexagonal cyan barriers. As he reached the counter, Dr. Ismael Hatlen finally looked up from what he had been doing.

"Ah, good... morning?"

He craned his neck to peer through one of the dust-covered windows.

"Good day to you anyway. Could I get a pint of methanol?"

Absent-mindedly, he glanced over the bar's remaining occupants, before returning to his notebook.

Posted: **Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:57 pm**

A man, rather small, with a pipe smoking a dark blue mist, walks on in. He makes his way to the piano, and starts playing it, absolutely shredding it. He looks out to the crowd. "Any requests?"

Posted: **Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:02 pm**

Kafair wrote:A man, rather small, with a pipe smoking a dark blue mist, walks on in. He makes his way to the piano, and starts playing it, absolutely shredding it. He looks out to the crowd. "Any requests?"

“Yeah, actually I do have one, can you shut up?”

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:42 am**

UIS Leviathan wrote:
Kafair wrote:A man, rather small, with a pipe smoking a dark blue mist, walks on in. He makes his way to the piano, and starts playing it, absolutely shredding it. He looks out to the crowd. "Any requests?"

“Yeah, actually I do have one, can you shut up?”

The man laughed, and starts playing louder

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:25 pm**

Kafair wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:“Yeah, actually I do have one, can you shut up?”

The man laughed, and starts playing louder

“You’re a predictable one, aren’t you?”

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:37 pm**

UIS Leviathan wrote:
Kafair wrote:
The man laughed, and starts playing louder

“You’re a predictable one, aren’t you?”

"I wont deny that! So long as I have fun, I dont much mind!"

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:17 pm**

Kafair wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:“You’re a predictable one, aren’t you?”

"I wont deny that! So long as I have fun, I dont much mind!"

“How self-centered of you.”

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:49 pm**

UIS Leviathan wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:still alive or around and seems like i betrayed myself and others here

“Speak proper english, damnit”

The Rapture Republic wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:still alive or around and seems like i betrayed myself and others here

The Chancellor look over from the counter, sitting his wine down after taking a sip from it. He’d glared at the new abomination entering the Saloon. ”What kind of question is that? You can obviously see, we are alive and not dead. Unless you are planning something, which wouldn’t be the wisest decision provided if you want to be 6 feel under.” Replied the Chancellor with a tempered voice.

"He's been around longer than both of you, one of the first people to enter the bar.
He's probably just talking about the fact that we use to be the only two here and he stepped out for quite some time... either that or he's dunk." The bartender laughed snd shrugged "definitely a wild card. I can only guess the meaning."

The Auraverse wrote:The doors swung open, and in stepped... what looked like a mess of fractals. As the fractal blob moved along, it solidified, gathered concrete form, until it had resolved itself into the striding shape of a man in a lab coat. He neglected to look where he was going, choosing instead to continue scribbling in a small notebook with a look of ferocious concentration. As a result, he more or less walked into a few barstools, which were pushed gently out of his path by the sudden manifestation of hexagonal cyan barriers. As he reached the counter, Dr. Ismael Hatlen finally looked up from what he had been doing.

"Ah, good... morning?"

He craned his neck to peer through one of the dust-covered windows.

"Good day to you anyway. Could I get a pint of methanol?"

Absent-mindedly, he glanced over the bar's remaining occupants, before returning to his notebook.

"It'll be a minute." He said with his head still tilted as he witnessed the enterance but was quite interested as he quickly served the man.

UIS Leviathan wrote:
Kafair wrote:
"I wont deny that! So long as I have fun, I dont much mind!"

“How self-centered of you.”

"You sure are the kill joy, arnt you? Im sure you could ruin a frat party just by sanding around with idol conversation at your side."

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:37 pm**

Low bloods wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:“Speak proper english, damnit”
The Rapture Republic wrote:The Chancellor look over from the counter, sitting his wine down after taking a sip from it. He’d glared at the new abomination entering the Saloon. ”What kind of question is that? You can obviously see, we are alive and not dead. Unless you are planning something, which wouldn’t be the wisest decision provided if you want to be 6 feel under.” Replied the Chancellor with a tempered voice.

"He's been around longer than both of you, one of the first people to enter the bar.
He's probably just talking about the fact that we use to be the only two here and he stepped out for quite some time... either that or he's dunk." The bartender laughed snd shrugged "definitely a wild card. I can only guess the meaning."
The Auraverse wrote:The doors swung open, and in stepped... what looked like a mess of fractals. As the fractal blob moved along, it solidified, gathered concrete form, until it had resolved itself into the striding shape of a man in a lab coat. He neglected to look where he was going, choosing instead to continue scribbling in a small notebook with a look of ferocious concentration. As a result, he more or less walked into a few barstools, which were pushed gently out of his path by the sudden manifestation of hexagonal cyan barriers. As he reached the counter, Dr. Ismael Hatlen finally looked up from what he had been doing.

"Ah, good... morning?"

He craned his neck to peer through one of the dust-covered windows.

"Good day to you anyway. Could I get a pint of methanol?"

Absent-mindedly, he glanced over the bar's remaining occupants, before returning to his notebook.
"It'll be a minute." He said with his head still tilted as he witnessed the enterance but was quite interested as he quickly served the man.
UIS Leviathan wrote:“How self-centered of you.”
"You sure are the kill joy, arnt you? Im sure you could ruin a frat party just by sanding around with idol conversation at your side."

“More information I neither requested nor cared for. You really do just love listening to yourself talk.”

“I do hate frat parties. Mostly it’s because 90% of the people here are loud, annoying, and/or just over the top and edgy. It’s hard to hold myself back.”
“Also it’s standing around, not sanding around you illiterate ape.”

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:22 pm**

UIS Leviathan wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"He's been around longer than both of you, one of the first people to enter the bar.
He's probably just talking about the fact that we use to be the only two here and he stepped out for quite some time... either that or he's dunk." The bartender laughed snd shrugged "definitely a wild card. I can only guess the meaning."
"It'll be a minute." He said with his head still tilted as he witnessed the enterance but was quite interested as he quickly served the man.
"You sure are the kill joy, arnt you? Im sure you could ruin a frat party just by sanding around with idol conversation at your side."

“More information I neither requested nor cared for. You really do just love listening to yourself talk.”

“I do hate frat parties. Mostly it’s because 90% of the people here are loud, annoying, and/or just over the top and edgy. It’s hard to hold myself back.”
“Also it’s standing around, not sanding around you illiterate ape.”

"What information have you even come across that would be considered useful in this place anyway?" He nods "Of course. I only speak with you so rarely, the only time i do id rather hear my own voice rather than your own. Much as im sure the feeling is neutral."

"It would be fun to watch." The knight stated. "But surely if they are loud, and can be annoying when you give them reason, i mean what are you their dad? The man just wants to play the piano, surely you can just suggest he play something more mellow.
I believe you should learn to take it down a notch rather than fight the world around you.

Im a knight telling a machine to calm down do you see the problem here?

Sorry using my old phone till I get a new one, I have huge fingers snd this tiny thing is just a bit taller than the palm of my hand so the keyboard is janky.

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:44 pm**

Low bloods wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:“More information I neither requested nor cared for. You really do just love listening to yourself talk.”

“I do hate frat parties. Mostly it’s because 90% of the people here are loud, annoying, and/or just over the top and edgy. It’s hard to hold myself back.”
“Also it’s standing around, not sanding around you illiterate ape.”

"What information have you even come across that would be considered useful in this place anyway?" He nods "Of course. I only speak with you so rarely, the only time i do id rather hear my own voice rather than your own. Much as im sure the feeling is neutral."

"It would be fun to watch." The knight stated. "But surely if they are loud, and can be annoying when you give them reason, i mean what are you their dad? The man just wants to play the piano, surely you can just suggest he play something more mellow.
I believe you should learn to take it down a notch rather than fight the world around you.

Im a knight telling a machine to calm down do you see the problem here?

Sorry using my old phone till I get a new one, I have huge fingers snd this tiny thing is just a bit taller than the palm of my hand so the keyboard is janky.

“Actually with what I’ve gathered, dropping a few asteroids on this place while there’s a few certain people here would be ideal.”

“Yes, I am. I’m everyone’s dad.”
“Don’t talk back to me young man or I’ll get me belt.”

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:05 pm**

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson enters the saloon in his splendour. He examines the inhabitants with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze under his shades, like how a god examines mortals and how they examine apes. He strides past everyone, unnoticed, and then...

The Rock Leaves.

For a brief second, then

The Rock Returns.

He then exclaims to the saloongoers.

“THE ROCK. IS. COOKING!”

And so he did.

The Rock is Cooking

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:07 pm**

“wow that’s Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson”
“You can tell he’s important because he has a nickname”

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:13 am**

The Official Dwayne TR Johnson NS wrote:Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson enters the saloon in his splendour. He examines the inhabitants with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze under his shades, like how a god examines mortals and how they examine apes. He strides past everyone, unnoticed, and then...

The Rock Leaves.

For a brief second, then

The Rock Returns.

He then exclaims to the saloongoers.

“THE ROCK. IS. COOKING!”

And so he did.

The Rock is Cooking

Hatlen peered at this newcomer with interest.

"Is it? What's it cooking, then?"

He muttered to himself.

"Or maybe he is cooking a rock? How would that even..?"

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:37 pm**

V A N Q U A R I A wrote:Bu walks in and slips over a banana. His eyes bulge in anger and he is about to erupt into a tirade over the shitty, ridiculously poorly maintained establishment known as the Ram's Head Saloon until he hears the voices of the regular customers. Unable to make out the unreadable black highlighting and crazy talk, he puffs his chest and walks out.

"Rip." Vixen nods and placed another banana down in the same place to hopefully fulfill the cycle.

Posted: **Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:30 pm**

Julia walks in, and sits at the bar

"Hi. 3 bottles of beer please."

- Julia Larsten

Weiss walks in soon after, sits right next to her and orders a drink.

"Um, can I get a bottle of your strongest vodka? I saw something that needs to be forgotten immediately."

- Adam Weiss

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