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by United Celtic Peoples » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:26 pm
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf
by Foxfound » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:45 pm
Veise wrote:Septette sighed and wiped off her tears. "It's most foolish to jump in without contextual awareness...but...alright, you're forgiven. I need a drink..." She said, smiling.
Astre pointed at the deranged loudmouth who called his sword a toy. "Shut the hell up...you're a real piece of shit." He growled, clearly not in the mood to create advanced comebacks -- because unfortunately he's capable of normal human feelings.
Emile sighed and looked at Astre and Septette, and then the two deceased Afrikaaner guards, and then the giant container of hot chocolate. "Wow. Oh my. I missed something. Er...uh...drinks on me, Prince Emile, everyone!" He said as he lead Astre to a seat at the bar near Septette.
by Danceria » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:54 pm
by The Russian Nations » Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:26 am
Kolodny Headlines:NRF move on from Korea to Canada, Nogova unsuprised again. | Other News:Canada embargoes America. | Misc. News:*Static*.
by Deltanium » Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:15 am
The Russian Nations wrote:A Man wearing a Blue Beret and a Hexagon Armband walks into the room,with a Walther P99 In his holster,he looks around,grabbing a glass of water,before brushing a little dust off his Uniform.
"Ever since i took power,i've been trying to make Neo-Russia a better place,and i am! long live Nogova it seems."
He looks around,sighing.
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by Two Saturns » Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:17 am
by Fatatatutti » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:27 am
by Low bloods » Thu Dec 13, 2018 1:51 pm
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by Deltanium » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:02 pm
Low bloods wrote:"The hell is this place, one minute it's busy the next it's just dead air." Vixen rested his cheek on his hard, practically falling asleep standing up.
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by Two Saturns » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:07 pm
by Foxfound » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:15 pm
Two Saturns wrote:The girl scampered up to the bar, her hands up as if she were carrying a purse or protecting her nail polish.
"Hello! I'm Marisa, can I get a drink of red wine?" She said, beaming. While she evidently didn't have the attitude of someone old enough for alcohol, she at least looked the part.
by Low bloods » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:20 pm
Two Saturns wrote:The girl scampered up to the bar, her hands up as if she were carrying a purse or protecting her nail polish.
"Hello! I'm Marisa, can I get a drink of red wine?" She said, beaming. While she evidently didn't have the attitude of someone old enough for alcohol, she at least looked the part.
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by Two Saturns » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:39 pm
Foxfound wrote:Two Saturns wrote:The girl scampered up to the bar, her hands up as if she were carrying a purse or protecting her nail polish.
"Hello! I'm Marisa, can I get a drink of red wine?" She said, beaming. While she evidently didn't have the attitude of someone old enough for alcohol, she at least looked the part.
What appeared to be the ghost of a young girl approached her.
"Hi there! My name's Kiri. What's your name?"
Low bloods wrote:Two Saturns wrote:The girl scampered up to the bar, her hands up as if she were carrying a purse or protecting her nail polish.
"Hello! I'm Marisa, can I get a drink of red wine?" She said, beaming. While she evidently didn't have the attitude of someone old enough for alcohol, she at least looked the part.
"Well arnt you just eye candy." Vixen said in a really unnatural tone from his usual. Though he poured her a drink and handed her the wineglass.
by Low bloods » Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:23 pm
Foxfound wrote:Two Saturns wrote:The girl scampered up to the bar, her hands up as if she were carrying a purse or protecting her nail polish.
"Hello! I'm Marisa, can I get a drink of red wine?" She said, beaming. While she evidently didn't have the attitude of someone old enough for alcohol, she at least looked the part.
What appeared to be the ghost of a young girl approached her.
"Hi there! My name's Kiri. What's your name?"
Two Saturns wrote:
"It's Marisa! Nice to meet you, Kiri."Low bloods wrote:"Well arnt you just eye candy." Vixen said in a really unnatural tone from his usual. Though he poured her a drink and handed her the wineglass.
"Why thank you, I-sure-try!" Marisa said, swinging her hips to the beat of her confident speech.
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by Two Saturns » Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:48 pm
Low bloods wrote:"Just be mindful of yourself here. Not all are pleasant souls and all."
by Foxfound » Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:52 pm
Two Saturns wrote:"It's Marisa! Nice to meet you, Kiri."
Low bloods wrote:"I cant believe we haven't met yet." A woman drops from the rafters, her tail keeping her from heavy landings."My name is Kairi, much like yours." She chuckles
Two Saturns wrote:"Now that's no fun." She sat down, took a sip of her wine, and crossed her legs. "What is this place again? Something multiversal and stuff, right...?"
by Two Saturns » Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:08 pm
Foxfound wrote:Two Saturns wrote:"It's Marisa! Nice to meet you, Kiri."
"Nice to meet you too! Where are you from? There seem to be people from all over here."Two Saturns wrote:"Now that's no fun." She sat down, took a sip of her wine, and crossed her legs. "What is this place again? Something multiversal and stuff, right...?"
"I guess. At first I thought this was just a regular bar in the town I live near, but I guess people can enter it from lots of places."
by Low bloods » Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:16 pm
"So your a spirit? How did you die?"Foxfound wrote:Two Saturns wrote:"It's Marisa! Nice to meet you, Kiri."
"Nice to meet you too! Where are you from? There seem to be people from all over here."Low bloods wrote:"I cant believe we haven't met yet." A woman drops from the rafters, her tail keeping her from heavy landings."My name is Kairi, much like yours." She chuckles
"Neat!"Two Saturns wrote:"Now that's no fun." She sat down, took a sip of her wine, and crossed her legs. "What is this place again? Something multiversal and stuff, right...?"
"I guess. At first I thought this was just a regular bar in the town I live near, but I guess people can enter it from lots of places."
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by Foxfound » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:28 pm
Two Saturns wrote:"Now that is so weird!" Marisa replied. "I'm from Saturn, but, like, not the Saturn. My daddy is the Supreme Leader!"
Low bloods wrote:"So your a spirit? How did you die?"
by Danceria » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:04 pm
by Low bloods » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:17 pm
Foxfound wrote:Two Saturns wrote:"Now that is so weird!" Marisa replied. "I'm from Saturn, but, like, not the Saturn. My daddy is the Supreme Leader!"
"Supreme Leader? That sounds... interesting, I guess. The place I live is so far away from anything that it isn't even part of a country, but things work out well enough, I suppose."Low bloods wrote:"So your a spirit? How did you die?"
"Well... I don't like to think about it a lot, but while my family was traveling some years ago I got lost and was attacked and killed by some kind of monster. I didn't want to leave Earth without my parents, so I ended up like this. I still haven't found them. It's hard to find anything out because most spirits are dangerous, at least where I come from, so most people don't want to get anywhere near me."
Danceria wrote:Surprisingly, most of the group from yesterday were no longer there, only the oddly reddish Orc remained.
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by Danceria » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:19 pm
Low bloods wrote:Foxfound wrote:"Supreme Leader? That sounds... interesting, I guess. The place I live is so far away from anything that it isn't even part of a country, but things work out well enough, I suppose."
"Well... I don't like to think about it a lot, but while my family was traveling some years ago I got lost and was attacked and killed by some kind of monster. I didn't want to leave Earth without my parents, so I ended up like this. I still haven't found them. It's hard to find anything out because most spirits are dangerous, at least where I come from, so most people don't want to get anywhere near me."
"Same with me, I mean the fear. But I dont co- well I'drather not derail this, but how did you try retracing steps back to your birthhome." She tilted her head or could you not remember it?"Danceria wrote:Surprisingly, most of the group from yesterday were no longer there, only the oddly reddish Orc remained.
"You look like you could be the next Krampus."
The stranger said as he was arm wrestling the fellow with a cage on his head.
by Low bloods » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:38 pm
Danceria wrote:Low bloods wrote:"Same with me, I mean the fear. But I dont co- well I'drather not derail this, but how did you try retracing steps back to your birthhome." She tilted her head or could you not remember it?"
"You look like you could be the next Krampus."
The stranger said as he was arm wrestling the fellow with a cage on his head.
"...Thanks?" the Orc would shrug, uncertain and uncaring about whatever a "Krampus" was. "Mind if I 'ave the next round?" he inquired, gesturing to the current arm-wrestling match.
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by Danceria » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:56 pm
Low bloods wrote:Danceria wrote:"...Thanks?" the Orc would shrug, uncertain and uncaring about whatever a "Krampus" was. "Mind if I 'ave the next round?" he inquired, gesturing to the current arm-wrestling match.
"Sure." as if it were if he has distracted himself he got his hand slammed onto the table.
"Shh-"
"Guess my bounty is off your board." The raider chuckles and looks over to the orc "Come on... Krampus. You folk aren't that bad."
He held his arm out, with a smirk his posture suggested he was fairly drunk.
by Low bloods » Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:11 pm
Danceria wrote:Low bloods wrote:"Sure." as if it were if he has distracted himself he got his hand slammed onto the table.
"Shh-"
"Guess my bounty is off your board." The raider chuckles and looks over to the orc "Come on... Krampus. You folk aren't that bad."
He held his arm out, with a smirk his posture suggested he was fairly drunk.
"I 'ave a name." the sober Orc would clasp the rider's hand and smile cruelly. "Ramsisk. Ramsisk the Red-Rider. Pleased to beat you."
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