Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Low bloods]

The over-armed child soldier, Grenzer, entered the bar again clad in his most typical dress an armaments. His green beret was sullied by a grey ash across it.

"How's that pack of soda I gave you been?" Vixen chuckles

"Never thought I'd see a little one armed to the teeth." The four armed figure was cleaning his guns, and other tools.

[Planet Illysia]

The kid gave a thumbs up and then a pleading look to Vixen. That could only mean one thing...

[Low bloods]

The kid gave a thumbs up and then a pleading look to Vixen. That could only mean one thing...

"I've been addicted to cherry flavor. like cherry varieties." He slid three different brands of soda. "Have a blast."

[Planet Illysia]

Grenzer's eyes lit up. The grimy preteen quickly snatched the sodas and immediately got right into one bottle.

[Low bloods]

Grenzer's eyes lit up. The grimy preteen quickly snatched the sodas and immediately got right into one bottle.

"Hopefully that habit doesn't carry over when he tries somthing from the shelves behind you." The newcomer said to Vixen as the two idly chat.

"Well, it didn't for me. But my brother, that demon can drink a bar dry.
Me on the other hand, I'll stick to soda, well and some specific juices."

[Planet Illysia]

As the birth of childhood addiction was witnessed, another fellow entered. He was a stoic looking young man with a hard-light visor and a red-cloak. He walked in silent and sat down at a barstool.

[Low bloods]

As the birth of childhood addiction was witnessed, another fellow entered. He was a stoic looking young man with a hard-light visor and a red-cloak. He walked in silent and sat down at a barstool.

A few bar goers eyebrows raised as vixen offered a drink

[Netherspace]

A man wearing a yellow robe that covered his entire body walked into the Saloon. “Hear me and be afraid! The end of your world is nigh! You must prepare to defend it from a threat that your race has not seen in thousands of years! Ghamid is coming, as it was foretold by Kaum!”

[Greater South]

A man wearing a yellow robe that covered his entire body walked into the Saloon. “Hear me and be afraid! The end of your world is nigh! You must prepare to defend it from a threat that your race has not seen in thousands of years! Ghamid is coming, as it was foretold by Kaum!”

"Oh, dagnabbit here, boys... the nuts have started fallin' out of the fruit bowl again." the Engineer groaned as Soldier shoved him aside and looked around for the supposed 'Ghamid'.

"The evil Gobbit is back!? Damnit, Merasmus, it's too late for this shit!" the Soldier yelled, pulling out his Shovel and raising it in the air. "Where is that pinko maggot!? I swear to God, I am going to find him and make his skin into toilet paper!"

"Oh, and you wanna know somethin' else your race hadn't seen in a thousand years? The fashion department! BOOM, I totally just roasted dat guy!" The Scout loudly proclaimed, laughing by himself.

[Netherspace]

A man wearing a yellow robe that covered his entire body walked into the Saloon. “Hear me and be afraid! The end of your world is nigh! You must prepare to defend it from a threat that your race has not seen in thousands of years! Ghamid is coming, as it was foretold by Kaum!”

"Oh, dagnabbit here, boys... the nuts have started fallin' out of the fruit bowl again." the Engineer groaned as Soldier shoved him aside and looked around for the supposed 'Ghamid'.

"The evil Gobbit is back!? Damnit, Merasmus, it's too late for this shit!" the Soldier yelled, pulling out his Shovel and raising it in the air. "Where is that pinko maggot!? I swear to God, I am going to find him and make his skin into toilet paper!"

"Oh, and you wanna know somethin' else your race hadn't seen in a thousand years? The fashion department! BOOM, I totally just roasted dat guy!" The Scout loudly proclaimed, laughing by himself.

The man held his hands up, trying to calm the group down. “No, he has not arrived yet. But soon, he will, and then not swords nor guns nor bombs will be able to defeat him.”

[Low bloods]

"Oh, dagnabbit here, boys... the nuts have started fallin' out of the fruit bowl again." the Engineer groaned as Soldier shoved him aside and looked around for the supposed 'Ghamid'.

"The evil Gobbit is back!? Damnit, Merasmus, it's too late for this shit!" the Soldier yelled, pulling out his Shovel and raising it in the air. "Where is that pinko maggot!? I swear to God, I am going to find him and make his skin into toilet paper!"

"Oh, and you wanna know somethin' else your race hadn't seen in a thousand years? The fashion department! BOOM, I totally just roasted dat guy!" The Scout loudly proclaimed, laughing by himself.

The man held his hands up, trying to calm the group down. “No, he has not arrived yet. But soon, he will, and then not swords nor guns nor bombs will be able to defeat him.”

"I've fear no threat." Vixenchuckles as he has literally stared the worst creatures in the face and lived.
Survived the worst of massacres."

"If it's a monster, I will slay it." The knight spoken a harsh but steady manner that was rather distant in ways.

"Never thought I'd hear the old dog protecting anything." The tall man chuckles. "I'm not sure one would want to attack this place, nor get near it in the matter."

[Netherspace]

The man held his hands up, trying to calm the group down. “No, he has not arrived yet. But soon, he will, and then not swords nor guns nor bombs will be able to defeat him.”

"I've fear no threat." Vixenchuckles as he has literally stared the worst creatures in the face and lived.
Survived the worst of massacres."

"If it's a monster, I will slay it." The knight spoken a harsh but steady manner that was rather distant in ways.

"Never thought I'd hear the old dog protecting anything." The tall man chuckles. "I'm not sure one would want to attack this place, nor get near it in the matter."

"A monster? Hah. Ghamid is less a monster, and more a god of monsters. And it is not coming just for this building, oh no, but the entire world."

[Low bloods]

"I've fear no threat." Vixenchuckles as he has literally stared the worst creatures in the face and lived.
Survived the worst of massacres."

"If it's a monster, I will slay it." The knight spoken a harsh but steady manner that was rather distant in ways.

"Never thought I'd hear the old dog protecting anything." The tall man chuckles. "I'm not sure one would want to attack this place, nor get near it in the matter."

"A monster? Hah. Ghamid is less a monster, and more a god of monsters. And it is not coming just for this building, oh no, but the entire world."

"This world is held together by chaos, it's constantly in danger of destruction."

"Even better reason to kill it."

"Not my world, not my problem." The creature crosses all four of his arms. "I'm only interested in bounties that this place holds." He cut off from the conversation

[Steampunk World War 1]

A random lady appears sitting down at a table drinking tea.

[Greater South]

A random lady appears sitting down at a table drinking tea.

Scout set his eyes on the woman as he once again pulled out a bucket of fried chicken. Everyone in the team knew exactly what was going to happen next.

"Do you really have to do this with every girl ya see, mate?" the Sniper asked.

"Naw. But hey; if God had wanted there to be virgins, he wouldnt've created me! Now, watch this, I'm gonna get her FOR SURE!" The Scout said as he waltzed over to her with the chicken in his hand to the woman.

"Heeeyyy there, sweetcheeks... I got a bucket of chicken. So you, uh.... wanna go out sometime?:

[Planet Illysia]

The cloaked figure disintegrated his visor to show off his rather handsome face. He approached Scout and sighed.

"That is so uncouth." He said with an elegant tone of disdain.

[Low bloods]

"A fella shouldn't swoon over every woman he crosses, it just comes off a little trashy.
Or perhaps somthing a virgin would do." Cain teased a bit and laughed

[Deltanium]

A random lady appears sitting down at a table drinking tea.

Scout set his eyes on the woman as he once again pulled out a bucket of fried chicken. Everyone in the team knew exactly what was going to happen next.

"Do you really have to do this with every girl ya see, mate?" the Sniper asked.

"Naw. But hey; if God had wanted there to be virgins, he wouldnt've created me! Now, watch this, I'm gonna get her FOR SURE!" The Scout said as he waltzed over to her with the chicken in his hand to the woman.

"Heeeyyy there, sweetcheeks... I got a bucket of chicken. So you, uh.... wanna go out sometime?:

The Kaiserin, while drunk, rolls her eyes at the site of this.

[Steampunk World War 1]

A random lady appears sitting down at a table drinking tea.

Scout set his eyes on the woman as he once again pulled out a bucket of fried chicken. Everyone in the team knew exactly what was going to happen next.

"Do you really have to do this with every girl ya see, mate?" the Sniper asked.

"Naw. But hey; if God had wanted there to be virgins, he wouldnt've created me! Now, watch this, I'm gonna get her FOR SURE!" The Scout said as he waltzed over to her with the chicken in his hand to the woman.

"Heeeyyy there, sweetcheeks... I got a bucket of chicken. So you, uh.... wanna go out sometime?:

"First of all don't call me 'sweetcheeks'" The lady said.

"Second of all, I am already taken so please back away your breath is making my sensors overloaded."

The cloaked figure disintegrated his visor to show off his rather handsome face. He approached Scout and sighed.

"That is so uncouth." He said with an elegant tone of disdain.

"Not interested." She said.

[Netherspace]

"A monster? Hah. Ghamid is less a monster, and more a god of monsters. And it is not coming just for this building, oh no, but the entire world."

"This world is held together by chaos, it's constantly in danger of destruction."

"Even better reason to kill it."

"Not my world, not my problem." The creature crosses all four of his arms. "I'm only interested in bounties that this place holds." He cut off from the conversation

"Yes, but this is not just a danger of destruction.
This will be the end, if it is not opposed. No one man can defend against it, not even an army of men."

[Planet Illysia]

The cloaked figure disintegrated his visor to show off his rather handsome face. He approached Scout and sighed.

"That is so uncouth." He said with an elegant tone of disdain.

"Not interested." She said.

The figure looked down at her with a dull, yet glaring expression. "I believe I never said I was interested in you." quipped the man with an evil tone, "Don't overestimate yourself."

[Greater South]

The cloaked figure disintegrated his visor to show off his rather handsome face. He approached Scout and sighed.

"That is so uncouth." He said with an elegant tone of disdain.

"Hey, yo, I don't know what that word means, but I'm jus' gonna assume here that it's good, aight? If it's bad, you're in for a big one, sparkplug!" The Scout said, pointing to the cloaked man.

"Scout, why do you disappoint me so much?" The Spy sighed as he held his head in his hands.

[Planet Illysia]

"Hey, yo, I don't know what that word means, but I'm jus' gonna assume here that it's good, aight? If it's bad, you're in for a big one, sparkplug!" The Scout said, pointing to the cloaked man.

"Scout, why do you disappoint me so much?" The Spy sighed as he held his head in his hands.

The mage shook his head. "I'm calling you uncultured, you imbecile." He scoffed and crossed his arms after he spoke. He'd go to take a seat at the bar.

[Greater South]

"Hey, yo, I don't know what that word means, but I'm jus' gonna assume here that it's good, aight? If it's bad, you're in for a big one, sparkplug!" The Scout said, pointing to the cloaked man.

"Scout, why do you disappoint me so much?" The Spy sighed as he held his head in his hands.

The mage shook his head. "I'm calling you uncultured, you imbecile." He scoffed and crossed his arms after he spoke. He'd go to take a seat at the bar.

"Oh yeah!? Well, you're a... uh... er.... c'mon, Spy, help me out a little 'ere! What's somethin' fancy I can get back at him with?" the Scout said.

"Some common sense." the Spy said.

"Yeah, you're some commie sphinx! Boom, got 'im good! Fancy words, yeah! Boink!" The Scout laughed loudly.

"I mean you should shut up now, Scout." Spy advised.

[Steampunk World War 1]

The lady sighed in annoyance as she got up from her table and walked away to another table to enjoy her tea in peace.