Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Alcona and Hubris]

"No longer sold eh?" Vixen walks out of the shadows and claps his hands together. "I could check if we have such a drink. After all this is a bar in which the multiverse folds, i can get you just about anything as rules don't exist here."
The demon grins

"Not quite the same without a Vrakian to go along with it...and its no longer sold since its no longer really made...but thanks for the offer..."

He scowls at the bartender and picks up the drink placed infant of him..."Bah...where did you get this whiskey? Melkor? How about something not manufactured using orc piss!" and pushes it back.

He turns his attention back to the group at the doorway. "Well this interesting...ladies may I ask what you are drinking? And I must say your suit of battle armor is quite interesting who manufactured it?"

[Foxfound]

"Wait a minute, Grunt! Weren't we chasing that guy in alpha 1-6? How the hell did we end up here?" "Don't know." Grunt says dryly. "Heh, that's why I call him Grunt, he may be conscious, but it doesn't make him any smarter." Grunt takes about thirty seconds to flip Chloe off. "Just kidding big guy, you know I love ya."

"Alpha 1-6? What kind of place are you two from anyway? Almost sounds like a sector in some kind of scifi setting."

"Not quite the same without a Vrakian to go along with it...and its no longer sold since its no longer really made...but thanks for the offer..."

He scowls at the bartender and picks up the drink placed infant of him..."Bah...where did you get this whiskey? Melkor? How about something not manufactured using orc piss!" and pushes it back.

He turns his attention back to the group at the doorway. "Well this interesting...ladies may I ask what you are drinking? And I must say your suit of battle armor is quite interesting who manufactured it?"

"I was just going to get some hot chocolate."

[Alcona and Hubris]

"I was just going to get some hot chocolate."

"My daughters always like marshmallows in their hot chocolate...

Sorry, old father habits...keep on wanting to be the Grandpa when you don't have any grandchildren at the moment can be a bit problematic."

[Third Kingdom]

'Oh right we don't die we just pause or freeze or go into statis. Yeah this place is dead reminds me of other places I frequent. Guess I'm the dead one and another year is coming to an end.'

"And yet we are still here in this saloon. It's silly. But understandable."

'Highly understandable and people here get me than another place. Hell I even said in the grim dark year of 2020 there is only stupidity and stupid people or something like that. Then I said your read that wrong, shortly later a person attacked saying at least I don't twist my words then went on a tirade about something.'

[Calimama]

"Wait a minute, Grunt! Weren't we chasing that guy in alpha 1-6? How the hell did we end up here?" "Don't know." Grunt says dryly. "Heh, that's why I call him Grunt, he may be conscious, but it doesn't make him any smarter." Grunt takes about thirty seconds to flip Chloe off. "Just kidding big guy, you know I love ya."

"Alpha 1-6? What kind of place are you two from anyway? Almost sounds like a sector in some kind of scifi setting."

"I'm from a planet in the corner of the Orion galaxy, Grunt... not sure, found him in a scrap heap on some junk planet while looking for spare parts. Fixed him up and we've been inseparable ever since."

[Low bloods]

"Wow things sure got interesting around here." Vixen leans on the bar counter and lets out a sigh as he washes a glass.

"And yet we are still here in this saloon. It's silly. But understandable."

'Highly understandable and people here get me than another place. Hell I even said in the grim dark year of 2020 there is only stupidity and stupid people or something like that. Then I said your read that wrong, shortly later a person attacked saying at least I don't twist my words then went on a tirade about something.'

"Yes, you can get nagged at for just about anything. It's chill here because nobody cares about the lore. If your character is op well so is mine." He laughs "But nobody around means nobody to get mad at"

[Third Kingdom]

"Wow things sure got interesting around here." Vixen leans on the bar counter and lets out a sigh as he washes a glass.

'Highly understandable and people here get me than another place. Hell I even said in the grim dark year of 2020 there is only stupidity and stupid people or something like that. Then I said your read that wrong, shortly later a person attacked saying at least I don't twist my words then went on a tirade about something.'

"Yes, you can get nagged at for just about anything. It's chill here because nobody cares about the lore. If your character is op well so is mine." He laughs "But nobody around means nobody to get mad at"

'True true I'm OOP not op I'll keep adding an O to increase my opness. I had lore and then the purge happened and I lost it now it's lost lore.' Nods and shrugs 'Well come next Thursday 2077 arrives then I'll wait awhile to get the torrent.'

[Foxfound]

"Alpha 1-6? What kind of place are you two from anyway? Almost sounds like a sector in some kind of scifi setting."

"I'm from a planet in the corner of the Orion galaxy, Grunt... not sure, found him in a scrap heap on some junk planet while looking for spare parts. Fixed him up and we've been inseparable ever since."

"Huh. I've found a lot of things hunting for spare parts for the van, but never a new friend. So are these junk planets, like, planet-spanning junkyards? I'll bet you can find a lot of neat stuff there."

[Nooooooooooooooo]

"Hey tenderfoot, move your chicken wings, turkey!"

[Alcona and Hubris]

"Hey tenderfoot, move your chicken wings, turkey!"

"Are you speaking to me sir?"

[Low bloods]

"Wow things sure got interesting around here." Vixen leans on the bar counter and lets out a sigh as he washes a glass.



"Yes, you can get nagged at for just about anything. It's chill here because nobody cares about the lore. If your character is op well so is mine." He laughs "But nobody around means nobody to get mad at"

'True true I'm OOP not op I'll keep adding an O to increase my opness. I had lore and then the purge happened and I lost it now it's lost lore.' Nods and shrugs 'Well come next Thursday 2077 arrives then I'll wait awhile to get the torrent.'

"What a big Rip"

"Hey tenderfoot, move your chicken wings, turkey!"

"You should have said something along the lines of ""Move before I pluck your feathers, Turkey"" Or chicken could sound more menacing." The king of corpse s said as he walks into the bar

[Alcona and Hubris]

"You should have said something along the lines of ""Move before I pluck your feathers, Turkey"" Or chicken could sound more menacing." The king of corpse s said as he walks into the bar

"I am afraid the tenderfoot label is the most irritating and inflammatory, I don't think that I, or the young women here, deserve such a derogatory label. And referring to treating me like domesticated fowl doesn't really frighten me..."

[Low bloods]

"You should have said something along the lines of ""Move before I pluck your feathers, Turkey"" Or chicken could sound more menacing." The king of corpse s said as he walks into the bar

"I am afraid the tenderfoot label is the most irritating and inflammatory, I don't think that I, or the young women here, deserve such a derogatory label. And referring to treating me like domesticated fowl doesn't really frighten me..."

"Out of all that you found "tendare foot" to be a irritating label, it barely seems like it should be much of an insult... I believe you are overthinking it.
But this much thinking is pretty reasonable, but still, it was a blank insult."

[Third Kingdom]

'True true I'm OOP not op I'll keep adding an O to increase my opness. I had lore and then the purge happened and I lost it now it's lost lore.' Nods and shrugs 'Well come next Thursday 2077 arrives then I'll wait awhile to get the torrent.'

"What a big Rip"

'The biggest damn fucking rip, oh well it is what it is.'

[Knights Mare Nostrum]

As the saloon was at its usual point, suddenly two knights would enter the building, along with their leader, the infamous Baldassar Cagliares, clad in full armour save for his helmet.

"I have returned from my duties to relax, gentlemen." He smirked, sighing as he walked into the bar, going towards the counter. "It's been a while since I've returned to this place. Granted, I may not be as welcome as I once was, but that tends to happen when you lose your turn in the spotlight for a while." He said nonchalantly. "Ah, tender, my good man. A wine for us three, please."

[Third Kingdom]

'It's scary how a nation can become half delusional and borderline dangerously stupid and the other half just delusional and blind.' sigh then takes a drink 'Maybe not completely half and half but still it is scary.'

[Low bloods]

As the saloon was at its usual point, suddenly two knights would enter the building, along with their leader, the infamous Baldassar Cagliares, clad in full armour save for his helmet.

"I have returned from my duties to relax, gentlemen." He smirked, sighing as he walked into the bar, going towards the counter. "It's been a while since I've returned to this place. Granted, I may not be as welcome as I once was, but that tends to happen when you lose your turn in the spotlight for a while." He said nonchalantly. "Ah, tender, my good man. A wine for us three, please."

Vixen fills three glasses and slides them over. "All are welcome, some just are not as welcome as others."

'It's scary how a nation can become half delusional and borderline dangerously stupid and the other half just delusional and blind.' sigh then takes a drink 'Maybe not completely half and half but still it is scary.'

"You talkin smack?"

[Imperial Yonacaria]

Yona slams open the front door, with enough force to break one of the hinges. She let out a soft laugh, before clumsily stumbling over to the bar, as if already very drunk.

"Bartender, I drink would like..." Yona slurred her words, before laying her head down on the bar counter, trying not to fall asleep.

[Eisenstern]

With a gentle creak, the somewhat-battered door swung open to admit a black-cloaked figure. A somewhat dusty hood obscured its face as it made its way to the bar, and nonchalantly sat on an empty stool. It made no sound, no move to address the bartender; perhaps it was waiting for someone. Or something.

[Foxfound]

Z, the surprisingly friendly kumiho, was asleep and snoring in a barstool, several drained mugs of hot chocolate littering the counter near where she was resting her head.

[Low bloods]

Z, the surprisingly friendly kumiho, was asleep and snoring in a barstool, several drained mugs of hot chocolate littering the counter near where she was resting her head.

Vixen placed a pillow under her head for comfort

Yona slams open the front door, with enough force to break one of the hinges. She let out a soft laugh, before clumsily stumbling over to the bar, as if already very drunk.

"Bartender, I drink would like..." Yona slurred her words, before laying her head down on the bar counter, trying not to fall asleep.

"Nice attire." Vixen served her a drink which was just some tap water. "Need a pillow as well?"

With a gentle creak, the somewhat-battered door swung open to admit a black-cloaked figure. A somewhat dusty hood obscured its face as it made its way to the bar, and nonchalantly sat on an empty stool. It made no sound, no move to address the bartender; perhaps it was waiting for someone. Or something.

"You look like you're up to no good" Luden gazed at the hooded figure. "That or you may be up to nothing."

[Imperial Yonacaria]

"Pillow? Why would I need a pillow? I'm not drunk, you're drunk!" Yona shouted, before falling off of the barstool. "You're all drunk!" she yelled, before promptly passing out on the floor.

[Calimama]

"I'm from a planet in the corner of the Orion galaxy, Grunt... not sure, found him in a scrap heap on some junk planet while looking for spare parts. Fixed him up and we've been inseparable ever since."

"Huh. I've found a lot of things hunting for spare parts for the van, but never a new friend. So are these junk planets, like, planet-spanning junkyards? I'll bet you can find a lot of neat stuff there."

"Oh for sure, you'd be suprised what corporations and the like dump on these planets, one time before I found Grunt I found an almost fully intact space cruiser. Oh, almost forgot, this is a bar right? I'm not twenty-one yet, but could I have a coke or something? " She asked whoever was manning the bar.

[Foxfound]

"Huh. I've found a lot of things hunting for spare parts for the van, but never a new friend. So are these junk planets, like, planet-spanning junkyards? I'll bet you can find a lot of neat stuff there."

"Oh for sure, you'd be suprised what corporations and the like dump on these planets, one time before I found Grunt I found an almost fully intact space cruiser. Oh, almost forgot, this is a bar right? I'm not twenty-one yet, but could I have a coke or something? " She asked whoever was manning the bar.

Z, awoken from her somehow chocolate-induced slumber, responded. "A spaceship? Oh man, that would be cool to have. No one would probably trust me with that, though."

[Low bloods]

"Huh. I've found a lot of things hunting for spare parts for the van, but never a new friend. So are these junk planets, like, planet-spanning junkyards? I'll bet you can find a lot of neat stuff there."

"Oh for sure, you'd be suprised what corporations and the like dump on these planets, one time before I found Grunt I found an almost fully intact space cruiser. Oh, almost forgot, this is a bar right? I'm not twenty-one yet, but could I have a coke or something? " She asked whoever was manning the bar.

"Between all the bandits and multiverse jumping creatures seem to get their hands on alot of strange things around here."

"Pillow? Why would I need a pillow? I'm not drunk, you're drunk!" Yona shouted, before falling off of the barstool. "You're all drunk!" she yelled, before promptly passing out on the floor.

"I must admit, it's a surprise to see someone get their hands on booze in these parts outside of this saloon." He looks over the bar counter "Nighty night, stranger."

Vixen nods