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Calliana
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Dec 23, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Calliana » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:16 am

"No, I'd shoot you."
- President Thomas Wiker
"Are you the revolutionary vanguard? 'Cause I'm feeling an uprising in my lower class."
★★★ SOCIALIST FEDERATIVE REPUBLIC OF CALLIANA ★★★
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- The Artist Formerly Known as Lamerika
Radio Calliana: Our Anthem - Triumph of the Republic|Varden Post: 50+ Dead after train carrying crude oil derails near Hardholm in Daganheim. Authorities investigate possible causes as cleanup efforts begin ///

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Genderbend Saunders Global Security
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 26, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Genderbend Saunders Global Security » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:22 am

“Hm? Oh...Well I am inspired to be like Lorena Bobbitt to her husband.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Ashley Saunders, wielding a kitchen knife


“Nice pants. May I test the zipper?”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Ashley Saunders
“I own a few...toys. Not a large collection but they’re stashed in a box beneath a comfy bed that I can use to past the time.”
- Ashley Saunders, then everybody else is like...

Saunders Global News Network: Saunders Global Security Militia ranked as the largest and most powerful military force, replacing many national armies.
Yep the mental breakdown has already happened
Zitravgrad wrote:"I do sincerely hope that there will not be the genderbend version of Shark-urity in the near future."

*smiles through window shades*

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Deltanium
Envoy
 
Posts: 279
Founded: Feb 09, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Deltanium » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:44 am

"Get out you filthy whore."

- Adam Weiss



I'm in need of a heir, would you be interested in helping me?"

-Alyssa I
The Empire of Deltia
"As He died to make men holy, let us die 'cause we want to!"

I have joined the light theme war against the dark theme.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism, death is a preferable alternative to democracy. Death is a preferable alternative to fascism. I just wanna die.

Discord server!

Christian Atheists are Atheists who behave like Christians... I guess that makes me an Atheist Christian?

I created a leader template with the stolen ideas of SC and Zitravgrad.

Radio Łódź:Sabaton- To Hell And Back|Der Warzau Telegraf: BREAKING: Valentine Z says the N-word!|American troops arrive in France

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The Kozavian Empire
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Kozavian Empire » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:23 pm

*legitimately concerned*
"No, no... I am not a doctor, your Highness. Consult a licensed doctor. This is no small matter."

- His Serene Highness, Alexander Nikoleyevich Kozava, Grand Duke of Kozavian Empire, Prince of Sehnnausberg


*takes a single shoe out*
"Is this your shoe because I have been looking for my princess?"

- His Serene Highness, Alexander Nikoleyevich Kozava, Grand Duke of Kozavian Empire, Prince of Sehnnausberg
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"Long Live the Tsar of the Eastern Realm" | Autocracy and Orthodoxy

The greatest empire of the Eastern Auropian is coming to a decline after a grief nuclear war and a secession of the empire's largest dominion. Challenged by globalization and democratization abroad, as well as nationalist movements in their own dominions, the militaristic Kozavian dynasty is left to hold on the last treasure of the family -- honor.

Zitravgrad's ex-husband or something of the sort. | My first try on making a major/superpower. | WIP for the next decade.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10919
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:55 am

The Kozavian Empire wrote:*takes a single shoe out*
"Is this your shoe because I have been looking for my princess?"

- His Serene Highness, Alexander Nikoleyevich Kozava, Grand Duke of Kozavian Empire, Prince of Sehnnausberg

"If it doesn't have Kevlar laces, it isn't my shoe. And I'm not a @#$%ing princess."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina



"If you've got the bacon, I've got the pan."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:35 pm

"Wha-? N-no. I, ah, don't get it."
- Pre-War Amaki
"I swear I had a name, but you're so beautiful you made me forget it... would you just like to call me yours instead?"
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Wolflandil
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 200
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:17 am

"Woah. That was a whole new level of smooth."-Rozovyy Almaz
"Your eyes are like stormy clouds, they strike me down."-Rozovyy Almaz.
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: AI invades Zheltyy Controled planet, Zheltaya Armiya has been deployed. Wolfic Man attempts to assault a waitress, after the waitress threw him through a brick wall he became the first Wolfic who died in a hospital In two decades. Wolfic Army begins massive rearmament.

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Frachen
Envoy
 
Posts: 262
Founded: Jan 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Frachen » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:51 pm

Wolflandil wrote:"Woah. That was a whole new level of smooth."-Rozovyy Almaz
"Your eyes are like stormy clouds, they strike me down."-Rozovyy Almaz.

Good......then the storm should easily kill you.....*draws dagger* now where to put your stuffed head *holds you against wall with telekinetic powers* now stand still.....its only gonna hurt for a moment *evil laugh*

Note:Ra'an is straight.......straighter than an unbendable ruler
And here is a sadistic pickup line
Blood is red, the suffocated are blue, pain is sweet, and so are you
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Stellar Expedition
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 15, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Stellar Expedition » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:57 pm

*Hideki telekinetically and literally flattens the spirit. Obviously, it being a spirit, does not die, but it's not a pleasant experience anyways.*
"Begone, evil spirit."




"You're like peering out an open airlock; the view is deadly beautiful."
An FFT, multiverse-travelling supership-microstate of people looking for a new home alongside their Fleet Captain
Year: Somewhere between the 30th and 90th millennium | NS Stats are not used | Characters

Main Theme | Combat Theme | Ambient Theme 1 | Ambient Theme 2

Explorer's Manual: BREAKING! More scandal! Police Commander Eva admitted to usage of excessive force against Officer Levi. Levi has, without signs shown of intimidation to do so, opted to not press personal charges. Eva sentenced to rehabilitation. |Civilian Tempuella charged with maliced assault and sexual harassment against Elite Officer Levi, who claimed "[his] eyes still hurt a little"

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Deltanium
Envoy
 
Posts: 279
Founded: Feb 09, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Deltanium » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:31 pm

”No thanks. Go fuck yourself actually."

-Alyssa I



"I got this thing here. *points to you know where* Wanna try it out?"

-Alyssa 1
The Empire of Deltia
"As He died to make men holy, let us die 'cause we want to!"

I have joined the light theme war against the dark theme.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism, death is a preferable alternative to democracy. Death is a preferable alternative to fascism. I just wanna die.

Discord server!

Christian Atheists are Atheists who behave like Christians... I guess that makes me an Atheist Christian?

I created a leader template with the stolen ideas of SC and Zitravgrad.

Radio Łódź:Sabaton- To Hell And Back|Der Warzau Telegraf: BREAKING: Valentine Z says the N-word!|American troops arrive in France

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Kyoki Chudoku
Diplomat
 
Posts: 641
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:36 pm

“That’s very forward of you. And very brave of you to say. I’m not going to lie though, I’m not interested and I’ll be very tempted to get violent if you ask that again.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality

“There are some things I care about most in this world. Order. Security. And...you.”
This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Elsewhere

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.

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United Southern Germanic States
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby United Southern Germanic States » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:44 pm

"Oh you are charming my dear. Would you like to spend some time together?" -Königswahl Fritz Laumann



"Are you French my dear? Because I think Eiffel for you." -Königswahl Fritz Laumann

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:44 pm

"Oh... Heh, clever."
- Pre-War Amaki
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever..."
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Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Kyoki Chudoku
Diplomat
 
Posts: 641
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:47 pm

“I...never expected that from you. Wait, do you mean a rose for every time in a good way or any way?”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Relality
”You and me are like anything out of zero...indivisible.”
This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Elsewhere

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.

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Christian Confederation
Envoy
 
Posts: 255
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:54 pm

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:“I...never expected that from you. Wait, do you mean a rose for every time in a good way or any way?”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Relality
”You and me are like anything out of zero...indivisible.”

I hate math jokes, I don't get most of them.

Are you from Tennessee because your the only Ten I See.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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My Own Imagination
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby My Own Imagination » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:03 pm

Image

- Laryngitis-ing Gary


“Do you come a waltz with me?”
- Laryngitis-ing Gary

*cough*
Noose: HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES
You don’t deserve to be known as the ‘most avoidable user’ here. Only I can have that, not you.
My Filipino Grandpa looks kind of like Stan Lee.
OOC, currently: When you share an article from Breitbart and InfoWars to start a discussion in General, you’re not exactly the brightest person in the world. I mean, you can do better than that right?

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Tue Feb 12, 2019 6:27 am

"I would not like that, no."
- Pre-War Amaki
"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say 'I Love You'"
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10919
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:38 am

Fallen Albali wrote:"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say 'I Love You'"

"I'd prefer somebody with a little more will to live."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina



"There's a C-130 waiting for me on the airstrip but I've got about ten minutes."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina

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Astoriya
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 387
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:20 am

Fatatatutti wrote:
Fallen Albali wrote:"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say 'I Love You'"

"I'd prefer somebody with a little more will to live."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina



"There's a C-130 waiting for me on the airstrip but I've got about ten minutes."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina

'Then I'd suggest you get to the plane as soon as possible, rather than stand here talking - what do you think?' ;)



NB - leader can into straight
'Hey, would you like to seize your means of reproduction?'

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Anime Fascist Italy
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 06, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Anime Fascist Italy » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:29 am

“Wot.”
- El Cutey, Benita Mussolini


“Hey! Wanna go and conquer Greece and revive the Roman Empire together?”
- El Cutey, Benita Mussolini
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The anime character on the flag of the Kingdom of Italy (currently under Fascism) is larger than the characters seen on other people's flags. Therefore, I am superior in largeness as well as alphabetically superior since the letter ‘A’ is the first alphabet.

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Gudmund
Attaché
 
Posts: 95
Founded: Aug 02, 2018
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Gudmund » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:45 am

"Tempting? Yes. Reasonable? No. I'll have to refuse, it's not like me to be picking on low-tech nations." - Emperor Albani Gudmund


"I'm so jealous of your heart, because its pumping inside you and I'm not." - Emperor Albani Gudmund
Civilisation:
Tier 8, Level 0, Type 7
A 9 civilization - according to this index
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Region: The United Federations
Setting: Future Tech (2060+), the ruling nation of a non-human, but humanoid, low population galactic Empire spanning just beyond its solar system. Primarily using advanced, mass-produced droids to handle most menial tasks and to fill the ranks of its military alongside living soldiers.

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Havarland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 24, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Havarland » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:47 am

skipme, even though there have been some other nations posting wo a factbook
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Anime Fascist Italy
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 06, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Anime Fascist Italy » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:56 am

Don’t come here without a leader factbook.

Bottom nation: it is still Gudmund. Skip Havarland unless they have a leader factbook.

/skip
The anime character on the flag of the Kingdom of Italy (currently under Fascism) is larger than the characters seen on other people's flags. Therefore, I am superior in largeness as well as alphabetically superior since the letter ‘A’ is the first alphabet.

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Victorious Decepticons
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7894
Founded: Sep 15, 2008
Corporate Police State

Postby Victorious Decepticons » Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:02 am

Havarland wrote:Did you just buy weed from Havarlandians?

You are my Havarlandian sunshine <3

Great! Allow me to bring my military over, and I'll be the ruler of Havarland, as well. :)

Your engine purrs so smoothly. I'd like to give it...further testing...

Above nation: Delusions of authority are not appealing.
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No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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President Gary Montgomery Stu
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 17, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby President Gary Montgomery Stu » Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:06 am

Gudmund wrote:"Tempting? Yes. Reasonable? No. I'll have to refuse, it's not like me to be picking on low-tech nations." - Emperor Albani Gudmund


"I'm so jealous of your heart, because its pumping inside you and I'm not." - Emperor Albani Gudmund

“I’M CALLING THE COPS.”
- President for Life of the United States, Gary Montgomery Stu


“You know that Black Eyed Peas song ‘Pump It’? Cause I would like to pump it louder.”
- President for Life of the United States, Gary Montgomery Stu
99.99% of all my factbooks are just like Electronic Art’s games: They are all incomplete.
You can’t spell ‘American Dream’ without Eric Andre.

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