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The City-State of Palmont
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 113
Founded: Apr 27, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby The City-State of Palmont » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:06 pm

"Why don't you take your crappy lines and your ham stench and shove it up where it doesn't fit huh? Or do you want a Buick to run you over?" - "Karol"


"You know, you remind me of motherland. Strong, a bit capricious. Yet very beautiful"
Light theme users! Prepare to suffer!
NS Stats were cut and left unfinished.
This nation is effectively based off NFS: Carbon
The sounds of Palmont City!
Join this Discord server and get a unique chance to hear me sing! Tickets only 5NZ$.
Who I am (With political and social views, proceed with discretion)
Every comment uttered by yours truly shall be taken with a grain of salt.


Palmont PD internal broadcasts: *Static and just static*

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1109
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:55 am

"I do hope your motherland is not a nuclear wasteland where snow glows at night and soil shines at day. Because that's what my motherland and I have become."
- Dr. Maria Mikhailovna Dresvyanina, Second Lady


"You look like you just saw a ghost. Why don't you take my hand and see that I'm still flesh and blood?"
- Dr. Maria Mikhailovna Dresvyanina, Second Lady
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Bloodshade
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 134
Founded: May 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Bloodshade » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:38 am

"Oh silly, you're such a romantic but come on now, there's clearly a ghost right in front of us and oh...you seem to have upset him with the whole 'flesh and blood' comment.

No worries, this ghost was a human just like you. I think if you give him a sincere apology, he'll finally go away and leave you be....whenever you're ready now!"



"Hey, kiss me if I can't guess your name...oh dear, I just have no clue! Come on now, it seems like you owe me something..." - Ambrosia
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Wolflandil
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 200
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:16 am

"I don't owe you a thing. However a kiss would be nice.
"You are so adorable, I nearly forgot to comment on it."
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: AI invades Zheltyy Controled planet, Zheltaya Armiya has been deployed. Wolfic Man attempts to assault a waitress, after the waitress threw him through a brick wall he became the first Wolfic who died in a hospital In two decades. Wolfic Army begins massive rearmament.

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:09 pm

[loads shotgun with malicious intent]
- Amaki
"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand."
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Stellar Expedition
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 15, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Stellar Expedition » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:12 pm

"If you were trying to charm me, it most certainly worked!"
- Fleet Captain



"In my travels across an unmonitorable trillions of light years, I have seen many things, but I have not seen a vibrant wonder such as yourself."
An FFT, multiverse-travelling supership-microstate of people looking for a new home alongside their Fleet Captain
Year: Somewhere between the 30th and 90th millennium | NS Stats are not used | Characters

Main Theme | Combat Theme | Ambient Theme 1 | Ambient Theme 2

Explorer's Manual: BREAKING! More scandal! Police Commander Eva admitted to usage of excessive force against Officer Levi. Levi has, without signs shown of intimidation to do so, opted to not press personal charges. Eva sentenced to rehabilitation. |Civilian Tempuella charged with maliced assault and sexual harassment against Elite Officer Levi, who claimed "[his] eyes still hurt a little"

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Astoriya
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 387
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:14 pm

Stellar Expedition wrote:"If you were trying to charm me, it most certainly worked!"
- Fleet Captain



"In my travels across an unmonitorable trillions of light years, I have seen many things, but I have not seen a vibrant wonder such as yourself."

'Charming.'

Are yuo a firefighter, because yuo turn my hose on

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Stellar Expedition
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 15, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Stellar Expedition » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:24 pm

Astoriya wrote:
Stellar Expedition wrote:"If you were trying to charm me, it most certainly worked!"
- Fleet Captain



"In my travels across an unmonitorable trillions of light years, I have seen many things, but I have not seen a vibrant wonder such as yourself."

'Charming.'

Are yuo a firefighter, because yuo turn my hose on

"Not charming."



"In my travels across an unmonitorable trillions of light years, I have seen many things, but I have not seen a vibrant wonder such as yourself."
- The Fleet Captain
An FFT, multiverse-travelling supership-microstate of people looking for a new home alongside their Fleet Captain
Year: Somewhere between the 30th and 90th millennium | NS Stats are not used | Characters

Main Theme | Combat Theme | Ambient Theme 1 | Ambient Theme 2

Explorer's Manual: BREAKING! More scandal! Police Commander Eva admitted to usage of excessive force against Officer Levi. Levi has, without signs shown of intimidation to do so, opted to not press personal charges. Eva sentenced to rehabilitation. |Civilian Tempuella charged with maliced assault and sexual harassment against Elite Officer Levi, who claimed "[his] eyes still hurt a little"

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Saunders Global Security
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Saunders Global Security » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:21 am

“How poetic of you. But I am interested in MILFs.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders


“Once I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders
“Do I like women? Yes. Do I like older women? Of course. Do I like hot women? Hell yeah! Do I like it when those women are screaming out my name in broad daylight, at sunset and at nightfall? Yes.”
- Asher Saunders, then everybody else is like...

Saunders Global News Network: President Asher Saunders discussing with Japanese government officials to establish base of operations for Saunders Global Security in Tokyo, Japan
Yep the mental breakdown has already happened
Las Palmeras wrote:Somehow you can pull off a whimsical and capable teenage-ish leader all at once.
Garoarsholmur wrote:I really appreciate how hate-able your leader is. Not many people do that.

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:58 am

"50%. Did your parents not teach you basic mathematics? What a fucking id- oh, you meant.... head. Well, putting small objects in one's mouth tends to be risky so I'll pass."
- Amaki
"There's only one thing I'd like to change about you, and that's your last name."
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:50 pm

"What? We don't have last names in Kjalaara!! Have you just insulted my culture?"




"Your eyes. They are beautiful." (in a rather monotone voice)

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Bryttein
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bryttein » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:02 am

“‘Twas rather dull...”
Inga II, Queen of the British Isles and the Imperial Commonwealth
“We doth think a crown would sit nicely with the halo above thy head.”
♔ God Spare Ðe Cween ♔
"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
Herbert Hoover

Bryttish Broadcasting Gesiþship : Boy, aged 6, expelled after bringing knife to primary school // Man reunited with late grandmother’s old Mini

Leader ❚ Q&A ❚ Embassy ❚ Overview

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1109
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:33 am

"They said the same thing about my family's sapphire tiara... I have to say it might actually suit your hair."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady


"Can I be your ophthalmologist? Because I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady

OOC: Okay this is lame af.
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:16 pm

"Only if you don't mind seeing me cry every night. Uh, fuck off."
- Amaki
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Someone fuckin' stole mine."
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Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Stellar Expedition
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 15, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Stellar Expedition » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:23 pm

"Fun fact! I actually have seven lying around. But don't tell Eva."
- Levi, pretending to be dense



Levi's mech lands out of nowhere, and he coolly hops out and sticks the 20-ft landing.
"How did that old Earth song go... Hey, good looking, why don't you fly me to that moon?"
- Levi, probably fucking with YL
An FFT, multiverse-travelling supership-microstate of people looking for a new home alongside their Fleet Captain
Year: Somewhere between the 30th and 90th millennium | NS Stats are not used | Characters

Main Theme | Combat Theme | Ambient Theme 1 | Ambient Theme 2

Explorer's Manual: BREAKING! More scandal! Police Commander Eva admitted to usage of excessive force against Officer Levi. Levi has, without signs shown of intimidation to do so, opted to not press personal charges. Eva sentenced to rehabilitation. |Civilian Tempuella charged with maliced assault and sexual harassment against Elite Officer Levi, who claimed "[his] eyes still hurt a little"

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Bloodshade
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 134
Founded: May 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Bloodshade » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:35 pm

"Considering you're the one with better space-faring technology, why don't you just send me up there yourself? Oh and uh, just a warning, our moon is a bit...well...a lot of bad things in this world kinda worship it so maybe we shouldn't go there?

I know a great nightclub with the word 'Moon' in its name. Wanna cut with the puppy love and go straight over there?


"Are you interested in the industrial revolution? Because I'm a factory before labor standards and I want you to put a bunch of kids in me." - Ambrosia

I might have stolen and altered this from /r/pickuplines

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Stellar Expedition
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 15, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Stellar Expedition » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:42 pm

Bloodshade wrote:"Considering you're the one with better space-faring technology, why don't you just send me up there yourself? Oh and uh, just a warning, our moon is a bit...well...a lot of bad things in this world kinda worship it so maybe we shouldn't go there?

I know a great nightclub with the word 'Moon' in its name. Wanna cut with the puppy love and go straight over there?

"On second thought, you're actually kind of flat."
- Levi, carrying a strangely neutral expression
/skip
An FFT, multiverse-travelling supership-microstate of people looking for a new home alongside their Fleet Captain
Year: Somewhere between the 30th and 90th millennium | NS Stats are not used | Characters

Main Theme | Combat Theme | Ambient Theme 1 | Ambient Theme 2

Explorer's Manual: BREAKING! More scandal! Police Commander Eva admitted to usage of excessive force against Officer Levi. Levi has, without signs shown of intimidation to do so, opted to not press personal charges. Eva sentenced to rehabilitation. |Civilian Tempuella charged with maliced assault and sexual harassment against Elite Officer Levi, who claimed "[his] eyes still hurt a little"

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:42 pm

"I, uhh.... I gotta go. I'm not interested in children."
- Amaki
"I know what you'd look great in - my arms?"
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Deltanium
Envoy
 
Posts: 279
Founded: Feb 09, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Deltanium » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:44 pm

" Sorry love, Already have a girlfriend. Getting married. *shiws ring. But if things don’t out with her, I promise I’ll consider it."

-Adam Weiss, trying to be nice and also in fear of getting punched in the face



"Love is a game, maybe we’ll have a better chance at winning together. *winks*"

-Alyssa I
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The Empire of Deltia
"As He died to make men holy, let us die 'cause we want to!"

I have joined the light theme war against the dark theme.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism, death is a preferable alternative to democracy. Death is a preferable alternative to fascism. I just wanna die.

Discord server!

Christian Atheists are Atheists who behave like Christians... I guess that makes me an Atheist Christian?

I created a leader template with the stolen ideas of SC and Zitravgrad.

Radio Łódź:Sabaton- To Hell And Back|Der Warzau Telegraf: BREAKING: Valentine Z says the N-word!|American troops arrive in France

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Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jan 25, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:49 pm

Picks up phone"...............Hello there." President of Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union.

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Sioperon
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Sioperon » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:05 pm

Deltanium wrote:" Sorry love, Already have a girlfriend. Getting married. *shiws ring. But if things don’t out with her, I promise I’ll consider it."

-Adam Weiss, trying to be nice and also in fear of getting punched in the face



"Love is a game, maybe we’ll have a better chance at winning together. *winks*"

-Alyssa I


"B-but I'm not a homosexual though... sorry."
~Queen Tiva Monistikos

"I wanted to come and talk to you, but I am always putting my foot in my mouth. I was hoping that I could put them in yours instead~"
Current year: 170 B.C.

Once upon a time, in the modern day island of Cyprus and a few islands on the Agean sea, there lived a kingdom with its' own unique ways of life in military, history, culture, race and language... which was temporarily done in several times by Alexander the Great, the Ptolemaic immigrants and also the following Spartan, Athenian and Celtic migrants. But we still retain all that despite all the Hellenic influence, as well a beautiful and strong queen who rules in a benevolent manner.

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Stellar Expedition
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 15, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Stellar Expedition » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:45 pm

"Alternatively, you could shove it up your ass!!"
- A fuming but secretly embarrassed Eva



"B-beep beep beep! What was that...oh, my-- my soulmate detector just went off!"
- Police Commander Eva

(You can find her in the character factbook in my sig)
An FFT, multiverse-travelling supership-microstate of people looking for a new home alongside their Fleet Captain
Year: Somewhere between the 30th and 90th millennium | NS Stats are not used | Characters

Main Theme | Combat Theme | Ambient Theme 1 | Ambient Theme 2

Explorer's Manual: BREAKING! More scandal! Police Commander Eva admitted to usage of excessive force against Officer Levi. Levi has, without signs shown of intimidation to do so, opted to not press personal charges. Eva sentenced to rehabilitation. |Civilian Tempuella charged with maliced assault and sexual harassment against Elite Officer Levi, who claimed "[his] eyes still hurt a little"

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Kyoki Chudoku
Diplomat
 
Posts: 641
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:00 pm

“Umm...you may want to get that thing fixed.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality
”You know, you’re like a world of order. Something I’m always longing for, but never think I’ll have. Do you think you can prove me wrong?”
This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Elsewhere

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:16 pm

"No, I don't think I can. It's not you, it's me. Okay, it's partly you. Mostly me."
- Amaki
"If I were a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives with you. Even though I'm an Ausar, which are kind of canid, but... bah."
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Uinted Communist of Africa
Minister
 
Posts: 2205
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:31 pm

"Married."---King Emillio Myles brushing off the poorly executed pick up line







*With all the suave of a brick*
"If I told you 'you have a nice body'....would you hold it against me?"
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!!
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930

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