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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1109
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:45 am

"Yes... I am normally advised to keep distant with most people. Being a mutant is hard."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad


"This is Boris. He is a good cat and he is doing a loaf. Yeah, you can pet him."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad, doesn't know a pickup line
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Cult of the Black Beast
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Nov 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Cult of the Black Beast » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:01 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"Yes... I am normally advised to keep distant with most people. Being a mutant is hard."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad


"This is Boris. He is a good cat and he is doing a loaf. Yeah, you can pet him."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad, doesn't know a pickup line


"Oh? Boris is so delightful! How are you, Boris? Are you being a good boy?" *pets Boris*

- The Resolute War Maiden of Freedom, Lady Heilwig




"Might I be permitted the delectation of carrying you to your domicile?"

- The Resolute War Maiden of Freedom, Lady Heilwig
It should be obvious that nothing in this nation are my actual beliefs.
Civil Rights, Crime, Culture, Economy, Economic Freedom,
Freedom From Taxation, Government Size, Inclusiveness,
Industry: Arms Manufacturing, Political Freedom,
Recreational Drug Use, Rudeness, Taxation,
Weaponization, Youth Rebelliousness
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An [18.75] civilization, according to this index. Tech Tier: 4, Arcane Level: 9, Influence Type: 6

We're just a large number of largely unrelated anarchist terror cells that worship an Argustrian witch goddess.
Some historical information not found in our factbooks... yet.

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Saunders Global Security
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Saunders Global Security » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:34 am

“Man, you are one for big words. But I do know one big word in my vocabulary and it starts with a capital 'D'.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders


“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders
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“Do I like women? Yes. Do I like older women? Of course. Do I like hot women? Hell yeah! Do I like it when those women are screaming out my name in broad daylight, at sunset and at nightfall? Yes.”
- Asher Saunders, then everybody else is like...

Saunders Global News Network: President Asher Saunders discussing with Japanese government officials to establish base of operations for Saunders Global Security in Tokyo, Japan
Yep the mental breakdown has already happened
Las Palmeras wrote:Somehow you can pull off a whimsical and capable teenage-ish leader all at once.
Garoarsholmur wrote:I really appreciate how hate-able your leader is. Not many people do that.

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Nevv Vegas
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Nov 02, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Nevv Vegas » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:38 am

"I bet the people at the Grub n' Gulp, the place near REPCONN HQ could use your talent." -Mr.House

"Let my Courier deliver something to you." -Mr.House
Pro: National Syndicalism/Falangism, Estonian Nationalism, Revision Of Trianon, Huey Long (unironically), Enviromentalism, Protestantism.
Con: Republicans, Democrats, USA, Israel, Palestine, Islam, Judaism, Communism, LGBTEJBRIJ+

Elagu Eesti!
Previous entities: Sino nations, Polvamaa, National Estonia.

New Vegas, 2282, Mr. House has taken most of the Mojave after the second battle of Hoover Dam with the NCR nearly destroyed and the Legion in civil war.

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Lahnland
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 26, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Lahnland » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:27 pm

“I have no interest in a man that cannot procreate.”
Hauptarbeiter Strauß
“There are some that don’t deserve life in this world. But you... you deserve divinity.”
Nationalism ~ Socialism ~ Nativism ~ Militarism
Volk, Brot, Reich!
Lonely and scared anti-capitalist dictatorship looking for casual and friendly region

OverviewAnthemLeaderMilitary

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Knessniet
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Posts: 1182
Founded: Aug 20, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Knessniet » Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:44 pm

"How kind of you to say. But that's heresy."
- Marshal H.P. Bevington, Supreme Commander of the Knessian Armed Forces


"I haven't felt anything since Operation Divine Lightning. That is, until I saw you."
- Marshal H.P. Bevington, Supreme Commander of the Knessian Armed Forces

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1109
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:52 am

"I don't know what you see in me but my students say that they feel particularly uneasy when they see me the first time. But it would be an exaggeration if you are saying I make you feel uneasy."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad


"You must be radiating quite a lot of heat because I can feel it from here."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Blodrike
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Libertarian Police State

Postby Blodrike » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:34 am

"Yeah, it must be my burning love for Feodora."

Queen Frøya



"I don't have a carriage license, but I can still drive you crazy for me."
~~~ THE BLOOD REALM ~~~
"For queen and realm"

An enchanted Scandinavian land with vampires, dragons and other fantastical creatures. Tech is PT/FanT.
All hail the beautiful and powerful Queen Frøya

Nation is just for fun • Does not use NS stats

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Veise
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Nov 18, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Veise » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:37 am

*Performs a sign of the cross* "Mmmm...no, not really. Now, I'm just going to...leave this room, and never return to it."
- Princess Septette



"Most people hate 'romcoms', but perhaps you wouldn't mind...living out one?"
- Princess Septette
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★ Veiser Crown: Royal House of Crestet ★
Year: 1821 AD (781 PE)
A rich, prosperous steampunk pseudo-feudal Kingdom ran by a monarchy with an pricey, white, platinum and crystal aesthetic. Prestige and poshness is our game.

NS stats are not used.
Factbooks are a WIP.
TG me anytime!
Join us!
Part of an NSRP group, Veiser Crown: Aristocrat Simulator.
Play as an aristocrat! Manage lands, marry, and make merry in the ballroom in a region-optional RP group!
Read March to the Fire, an original story about airborne royalist rebels written by a 3-man team!

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Calliana
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Dec 23, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Calliana » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:37 pm

"If it included you, it would be a horror movie mate."
- President Thomas Wiker
"Are you the bourgeoisie? 'Cause I'd love to seize your means of production."
- President Thomas Wiker
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★★★ SOCIALIST FEDERATIVE REPUBLIC OF CALLIANA ★★★
-Overview-President-Embassies-Parties-News-
Test Results: 8 Values-PolitiScales-Political Sextant
- The Artist Formerly Known as Lamerika
Radio Calliana: Our Anthem - Triumph of the Republic|Varden Post: 50+ Dead after train carrying crude oil derails near Hardholm in Daganheim. Authorities investigate possible causes as cleanup efforts begin ///

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:40 pm

"I bet."
- Amaki
"I've... always wanted a normal relationship. Would you care to try?"
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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The New Order of the Templars
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 04, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The New Order of the Templars » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:24 pm

“I prefer living in a relationship with the Almighty God.”
- The Grand Matriarch, Barbara de Payns


“I went on a mission trip and all I did was end up mission you.”
- The Grand Matriarch, Barbara de Payns
Made this nation because my 18 year old teenage boy hormones kicked up a storm by the time I saw this sexy female Templar Knight on Pinterest and I have to share it with everybody as per usual.

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Socialist Communist States
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Apr 03, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Socialist Communist States » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:30 pm

"hahahah. I won't lie, that reminded me of a line my good friend Carl Sagan, an astronomer, once said. You may be a crusader, but your the new star of christmas."
- The Vice President: Al Gore


"Are you Climate change? Because when I see you, the world disappears."
- The Vice President: Al Gore
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Calliana
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Dec 23, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Calliana » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:43 pm

"Are you climate change? Because I wish you weren't real."
- President Thomas Wiker
"Are you collectivized agriculture? 'Cause I want to plow you all night."
★★★ SOCIALIST FEDERATIVE REPUBLIC OF CALLIANA ★★★
-Overview-President-Embassies-Parties-News-
Test Results: 8 Values-PolitiScales-Political Sextant
- The Artist Formerly Known as Lamerika
Radio Calliana: Our Anthem - Triumph of the Republic|Varden Post: 50+ Dead after train carrying crude oil derails near Hardholm in Daganheim. Authorities investigate possible causes as cleanup efforts begin ///

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Deltanium
Envoy
 
Posts: 279
Founded: Feb 09, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Deltanium » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:33 pm

"Fuck off."

-Alyssa I



"If I had a dime for every time I’ve thought of you, I’d only have one dime because I never stop thinking about you."

-Alyssa I
The Empire of Deltia
"As He died to make men holy, let us die 'cause we want to!"

I have joined the light theme war against the dark theme.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism, death is a preferable alternative to democracy. Death is a preferable alternative to fascism. I just wanna die.

Discord server!

Christian Atheists are Atheists who behave like Christians... I guess that makes me an Atheist Christian?

I created a leader template with the stolen ideas of SC and Zitravgrad.

Radio Łódź:Sabaton- To Hell And Back|Der Warzau Telegraf: BREAKING: Valentine Z says the N-word!|American troops arrive in France

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Uinted Communist of Africa
Minister
 
Posts: 2205
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:37 pm

Deltanium wrote:"Fuck off."

-Alyssa I



"If I had a dime for every time I’ve thought of you, I’d only have one dime because I never stop thinking about you."

-Alyssa I

"I'm married.......happily married"-king Emillio Myles
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" Yes I'm married but this could just be considered a dinner between friends.....good friends"- King Emillio obviously trying to squeeze militarty secrets from you
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!!
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1109
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:49 pm

"Comrade... If there is anything I am particularly against, it is this."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad


"Do you know that holding hands helps you to feel relaxed? Well..."
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Kokukoku
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 09, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kokukoku » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:35 pm

“...I’ve held my brother's hands and they've made me feel safer.”
- Empress of All Kokukoku, Empress Rikka


“Do you love drawing? Because I am about to put the 'D' in 'raw'~...”
- Empress of All Kokukoku, Empress Rikka

“Generic busty anime piece of crap. ...WAIT HOLD UP-”
- Gary
You know it is a good sign that nobody wants to mention the incest going on between Weaboo Cersei Lannister and Jaime Lannister.
Feel free to telegram me if you want to see more leaders involved in incestuous relationships in the future.
“Y’all eventually will get over the incest.”

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Lethen Empire
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1164
Founded: Dec 03, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Lethen Empire » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:42 pm

"You idiot. I hope that merely came out wrong, or else I may be even more peeved then I already am."
- Kaizer Luka IV



"The world is blanketed by all kinds of flowers. I've seen many in my travels, but not one like you..."
Leader Anthem Overview
An alternate universe Letheny - where the monarchy never lost its power.

A 14 civilization, according to this index.
Current Year: 2017
Tech level: MT
We don't use NS stats!
IC Q&A Thread - Koningsplatz Alliance
TG me if you wanna talk, RP, or do whatever!
Lethen INA: Victory in Tel Aviv! Jerusalem within reach! Pro-Crusader assault on Isratine going very well | Raaagh! The Viking Age: Lethen sailors confiscate capital from the con-artists leading Japan in a nostalgic callback to our medieval forefathers

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:55 pm

"Yeah. Probably because I ain't a flower, you tit."
- Amaki
"Try not to die. I'd hate for some rampant robots to murder you before we get to know each other."
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Kyoki Chudoku
Diplomat
 
Posts: 641
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:04 pm

“Rampant robots? I’m more worried about arcane abominations.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality
”You’re like breathing- I can’t live without you. Ok, sorry. That was awful. But, you get the idea, right.”
This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Elsewhere

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.

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The Golden Court
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 07, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Golden Court » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:25 pm

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:“Rampant robots? I’m more worried about arcane abominations.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality
”You’re like breathing- I can’t live without you. Ok, sorry. That was awful. But, you get the idea, right.”

“You made an attempt, but I’ll have to decline”


“I nearly mistook you for one of my angels, but I’m sure I could never sculpt a face that cute.”
-the Creator

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My Own Imagination
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby My Own Imagination » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:08 pm

*coughs*

“Really? How polite of you.”
- Gary, wearing a very creepy cynical smug as usual


You're not perfect...”
- Gary
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Noose: HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES
You don’t deserve to be known as the ‘most avoidable user’ here. Only I can have that, not you.
My Filipino Grandpa looks kind of like Stan Lee.
OOC, currently: When you share an article from Breitbart and InfoWars to start a discussion in General, you’re not exactly the brightest person in the world. I mean, you can do better than that right?

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Marshal I
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Jan 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Marshal I » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:12 pm

"And that's supposed to..?"
-Mayor Marshal


"You're as beautiful as I am. <3"
bark, bark, I'm a squirrel
-Marshal of The Squirrel Island ran by Marshal I

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Hamstan
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: Sep 01, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hamstan » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:23 pm

"Nah, I look too much like that guy from the Foo Fighters."- Sam Bologna
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"Wanna seize my means of production?"
"..."
"Ok, even I know that was bad"- Sam Bologna
"ALL POWER TO THE HAM KINGS, COMRADES!"- Vladimir Bacon, Burger Brother.
a 17.8 civilization, according to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
IC Location: Founded in Rupert Meats in Prince Rupert (Now Hamsterdam) British Columbia. Current borders now stretch as far North as Admiralty Island and Juneau, As far East as Grassy Plains, and as far South as Dawson's Landing

"OH GOD, IGNORE THAT POPULATION! Other than that, NS stats are pretty cool."- Me
OOC: Hamstan does not reflect my views, if ya didn't get that already. I'm a Classic Liberal, if you were wondering.

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