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[Demorvian]

*Neon Genesis Evangelion opening plays*

*Changes Channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"... if it isn't a Fish Brand spork, it isn't a spork...."

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[Terropo]

“When it gets cold and you think about turning your AC on, make sure you do it GENTL-“
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[Bozopolis]

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[Mimi Mimikins]

"Welcome back to Animal Channel"
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[95X]

"…Taylor Swift…"

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[Abject Ludicrosity]

"And in other news, the apocalypse has begun..."

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[The Kalos Region]

"And in other news, the apocalypse has begun..."

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... in Unova. Only the regions on the continents of North and South Vespuch should be worried.
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[Ubekibekibekibekistanstan]

“Florida has invaded Georgia, and they are reportedly stealing all of the peaches.”
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[Hazukenia]

"The Hatsu Philharmonic Orchestra will perform a selection of..."

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[The Kalos Region]

"The Hatsu Philharmonic Orchestra will perform a selection of..."

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*Soviet anthem plays*
*CHANGES CHANNEL* DIE, COMMUNISTE!

[Fatatatutti]

"We sailed on the sloop John B, grandfather and me. Down to Nassau town we did roam. Drinkin' all night, got into a fight, I feel so broke up, I wanna go home....

"We will return to General Castro-Stalina on Biography after these important messages..."

*makes popcorn*

[Satanic Atheists]

"This is General Castro-Stalina's speedboat."

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[Tyguma Vernotfoxzill]

"Equatorial Guinea has declared war on East Timor ..."

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[Neue Coolidge]

"After these messages, we'll be right back.."

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[Satanic Atheists]

"Equatorial Guinea just rolled several tanks into East Timor's capital, resulting in an immediate surrender and full annexation. Equatorial Guinea is now setting its sights on Iceland."

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[The Kalos Region]

"Equatorial Guinea just rolled several tanks into East Timor's capital, resulting in an immediate surrender and full annexation. Equatorial Guinea is now setting its sights on Iceland."

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BREAKING NEWS: EQUATORIAL GUINEA FORCED TO CEDE TIMOR-LESTE TO INDONESIA AFTER TEAM-UP BETWEEN INDONESIA, ECUADOR, THE VATICAN, AND LIECHTENSTEIN
*changes channel*

[BBC Four]

Filipino noontime television

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[The Kalos Region]

Filipino noontime television

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This:

Of.EXE course,.EXE Lilac.EXE decided.EXE she.EXE was.EXE tired.EXE of.EXE Sonic.EXE's.EXE shenanigans,.EXE and.EXE since.EXE he.EXE was.EXE long.EXE dead,.EXE Lilac.EXE implemented.EXE socialism.EXE to.EXE find.EXE some.EXE ACTUAL.EXE men.EXE that.EXE wouldn't.EXE cheat.EXE on.EXE her.EXE with.EXE Amy.EXE.(.EXE) Of.EXE course...(.EXE)

*Lilac.EXE.EXE has crashed*
*clicks the "change channel" button on the crash screen*

[PoopTelecom]

Nikita Khrushchev

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[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"And this week's number one hot hit is by X..."

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[The Kalos Region]

"And this week's number one hot hit is by X..."

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*Anti-vaxxer bs*
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[Five Nations]

"Position: Planet R.A.N.D.O.M.
Mission:"
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[Astoriya]

"potatoes."

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[Lanorth]

"One thousandth post."

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