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[Boring People]

“A frog has won a mayoral election in Italy. He is reportedly planning to cut taxes.”

*changes channel*

[Neo Kerala]

A suicidal muffin has beame Prime Minister of Finla








CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

*changes channel*

[Hazukenia]

*Call the Urgill Fund for Impoverished Caribbean Peoples at (353) 55*
CHANGES CHANNEL.

Knowing Hazukenia, the Fund is most likely a shell corp. linked to Hazuken's personal bank account.

[Five Nations]

He sneaks into the flats of males at night.... and mercilessly analyses them!
*moaning male sounds*
GAY BURGLAR 2
*moaning male sounds*
he has a knife on the tip of the d**k!
*screaming male in pain sound*
GAY BURGLAR 2, in December on the VHS cassetes!
Gooseflesh warranted.
*screaming male in pain sound longer*

*changes the channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"Tonight on Baking with Alphonse, Alphonse makes grilled-cheese sandwiches and burns his foot on melted cheese...."

*changes channel*

"Have you had your...?"

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"Stay tuned for a special episode of The Fishingtons...."

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"... lesbian detectives Tracy Cunliffe and Tracy Clitherow solve the case of the tourist who forgot to go home...."

*hmmm*

[95X]

"And let's reveal the square to see if you won the Nissan Micra—"

*Changes channel*

[Nooooooooooooooo]

"And the Oscar goes to.."

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"If you or a loved one has suffered from syueyrwhvuiweyiruvurtuybertvuibwyvbytytowybuitybivwybtuweybitus..."

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"And tonight, our top stories.."

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".ereht olleH"

*lennahc segnahc*

"I'm mister mister, bob bob bobbity bob bob bob, and that's channel 2 news."

*changes channel and gets some popcorn*

'Oh boy, the good stuff is about to come on!'

[Fatatatutti]

"The oceanographic research vessel Boatie McBoatface..."

*changes channel*

"... floating drydock...."

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"... submarine pens...."

*sigh*

*never should have subscribed to the Navy Channel*

[95X]

"…they're individually wrapped…"

*Changes channel*

[Nooooooooooooooo]

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"... stuffed crust...."

*changes channel*

"... two kinds of bacon...."

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"... five bucks, five bucks, five bucks, five bucks...."

*changes channel*

"... bacon-wrapped...."

*orders pizza*

[Epoecuaotoe]

*changes channel*

Camera coordinates: X = 188492, Y = 2289, Z = -38131

And now, we see a bunch of withers that have somehow reached the underground. Monsters are fleeing, but a few have already fallen. The skulls are flying everywhere.

Moldbygg just got hit! 22
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Frisk: What is that blue light? Undyne, are you there?

Undyne: You betcha, punk! I've come to bring justice again! Don't go near those withers though.



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And now the withers are firing their skulls again, at Undyne... but none of them hit. Oh no... did Frisk just get hit?
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*changes channel*

[Boring People]

"...and in other news, Alphonse and Fish have led a Canadian invasion of Detroit. They are reportedly only doing this so the city gets more Tim Horton donuts."

*changes channel*

"...this delicacy is made of a ball of bacon which has been wrapped in more bacon, then smothered in bacon, and finally garnished with even more bacon."

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"...the foul stench emanating from the putrid politics of our city council..."

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"Serbia and Turkey are now at war for reasons that neither country is willing to disclose..."

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[Five Nations]

*Remove kebab music*

*changes channel*

"The Kurvix Galaxy has been taken over by evil aliens! They can only be defeated by the Star Patrol Crew! Led by..."

*changes channel*

[Likar]

"My name is Jaun. My name is JAUN CEN-"


changes channel after attempt to burn TV fails.

[Five Nations]

"John Cena!" *music*

*changes the channel*

[Lincolnite States]

Reporter: What are you folks here demonstrating for?
Crowd: John Cena For President!!!

*changes channel*

[Epoecuaotoe]

*changes channel*

"My name is John Cena, and I am running for - OOF!"
*Undyne throws John Cena off the stage*

[Australian rePublic]

John Cena.
"Whilst I am president of the USA, I will simultaneously run for prime minister of Australia"

**Changes channel**

[Epoecuaotoe]

John Cena.
"Whilst I am president of the USA, I will simultaneously run for prime minister of Australia"

**Changes channel**

What happened to the plot twist?

[Griemvarant]

"Up next: The emu - awkward flightless bird, or secret sexual predator?"

*Changes channel*

[Cupofchar]

"The cuckoo chick greedily gobbles and grows as the other chicks starve".....S...Q...W....A....WwwwewKK!....."And now the Cuckoo chick has had an unexpected visit by that naughty emu."


///#changes channel///#

[Australian rePublic]

The flag of New Zealand's airforce features a Kiwi- A flightless bird

**laughs**

The Kiwi's digestive system...

**Changes Channel**

[Epoecuaotoe]

*changes channel*

And in an unexpected display of vengeance, the mother of the other chicks swallows the larger cuckoo whole and feeds him to the chicks...

*changes channel*