NATION

PASSWORD

CHANGE THE CHANNEL

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

Advertisement

Remove ads

Post a reply
User avatar
Clarissa the Happy and Cheerful Robot
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Feb 14, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Clarissa the Happy and Cheerful Robot » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:27 pm

"Hmm hm hmmm... Ahh, hello, my little friends! I am Clarissa, and welcome to my humble home, haha! ^^ So today, I am going to-"

*Changes channel*
About Clarissa! | Her Humble Home!
A very lovely place and home for Clarissa. A big home, for a big girl.
Clarissa wishes the world and the everyone around her to have the best day ever!
-----
Whenever someone snatched my deals (both Ask/Bid) away from me: That wasn't very cash money of you...
Top
User avatar
Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:34 am

Image


*changes channel*
C H I C K E N ! ! !
Top
User avatar
The Russian Nations
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 197
Founded: Jun 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Russian Nations » Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:36 am

"Sanctioned by the United Nations, the Global defense initiative has one goal, to preserve tyra-"


*Changes channel*
The Socialist Military Confederation of Russia.
"Pick up a rifle and fight for the Hexagon!"
A World where Russia is torn by violence and reality, it struggles against instability and insanity.

GLORY TO COMMUNISM! [_★_]
Comrade get the Mosin Nagant.
I think i've played too much half life now.
Kolodny Headlines:NRF move on from Korea to Canada, Nogova unsuprised again.   | Other News:Canada embargoes America. | Misc. News:*Static*.
Top
User avatar
Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:49 am

"Oh, Fishco."
"Oh, Alphonso."
"We will return to The Fishco Kid after these messages."

*changes channel*
Top
User avatar
New Wolvers
Diplomat
 
Posts: 567
Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Wolvers » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:56 am

"Professionals, have standards"

*changes channel*
II Wiki page of the Nation
Embassy Program (closed)
NS Stats are Russian propaganda
NWFNews 24 (not active) | I make designs only when in mood

Currently set in: Present days with FT stuff.
ΘΔ
Top
User avatar
Terropo
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Terropo » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:53 pm

“If you don’t vote for the Moronic Losers Party, then John McGlee will win! Do you want a mad lad running for president? No! So vote for Moronic Losers Party today!”
*changes channel*
This does not represent my political beliefs.
Egotistical people in a nutshell.
Terropo is socialist, NOT communist.
Your NS nation is not the best just because you made it.
Top
User avatar
Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 391
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Aurevbush » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:05 pm

"In other news, a band of demonstrators, mostly pigmen have taken the streets in protest of the mayor's new stand your ground law.

*shows footage of a police APC shooting water cannon against the protesters; intercom from the police: Your actions have violated the non-violent freedom of assembly act! Cease your hostilities for the sake of the law!*

*changes channel*
When a deadly engineered virus poised to kill all of intelligent life, humanity paused its millenial feud with its counterpart species to combat it. 5 years later, with 23% of the world's population vanished, the world continues its stride towards the vast void.
young adult American male, awkward, and metalhead
THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Schedule

ACBC: As the first quarter closes, experts note a 2% drop in the total GDP.|The entire media landscape facelifts as a result of personalized immersive movies. The era of old cinema commences as the last movie theater in Aurevbush is shuttered indefinetely.
Top
User avatar
Greater Yukon Lands
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Feb 05, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Greater Yukon Lands » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:48 pm

“...we now have live footage of an anti-marijuana rally in Central Park...”

*changes channel*
Top
User avatar
Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:34 am

"Tonight on FatatatuTV, Fish catches Alphonse reading a book titled How to Cook Fish and mayhem ensues..."

*changes channel"

"... we contimue our debate on whether or not ducks can read...."

*changes channel*

"In other news, police were called to a residence in Fat City where a duck and fish..."

*my God, these people are obsessed*
*changes channel*
Top
User avatar
United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:04 pm

Welcome to the smooth jazz awards of The North Pacific 2019! Tonight's exceedingly long and boring awards show will feature no performances, just nothing but a man at a podium reading nominees and said nominees giving their speeches.

Argh, at least the announcer was upfront about how boring this thing would be.

*Changes the channel*
Political Compass as of Jul 17 2022

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15



Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Caroline Lucas
Top
User avatar
Five Nations
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Five Nations » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:07 pm

*Two kids dancing to Crazy Frog*


*throws out the TV*
Current date: 3rd of July 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b
Top
User avatar
Korwin
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 114
Founded: Oct 03, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Korwin » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:15 pm

"Next up on Counter-Point Talk: should we accept the idea that Torahiko will never get his own route?"

*changes channel*

[if you get this reference I love you]
Last edited by Korwin on Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
T H E
K O R W I N I A N
A N T H R O S T A T E

█ █ █
Top
User avatar
Lonbonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2283
Founded: Nov 16, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lonbonia » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:33 pm

"This just in, Maxtopian legislation has decreed that anyone with an inch of hair on their sternum will be forced to---"

*changes channel*
The Empire of Lonbonia wishes to greet you!

Would you like to make an embassy in our nation? Please do so!
Top
User avatar
Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Hazukenia » Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:27 pm

"-ck you, Hazukenia! If you're dumb enough to mourn this weekend, you're a dumb enough sh-"

CHANGES CHANNEL
Last edited by Hazukenia on Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:49 am, edited 1 time in total.
OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order
Hail Hazuken! Long may his legacy live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow tagallam ino!
This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
Likes to laze around in Forum 7
The Hakuzens' Paper
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
Top
User avatar
Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1693
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:46 am

"Welcome to our live auction of paintings by noted painter and ex-president George W. Bush. Proceeds will benefi..."

*changes channel*
Top
User avatar
Astoriya
Diplomat
 
Posts: 652
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Astoriya » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:01 am

"...the please-get-a-life foundation, sponsored by... This channel has now closed.

*changes channel*


(if anyone got the reference, TG me for a free cake)
Top
User avatar
Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Hazukenia » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:06 am

"...lcome to Day 8 of our coverage of Hazuken's fune..."

CHANGES CHANNEL
OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order
Hail Hazuken! Long may his legacy live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow tagallam ino!
This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
Likes to laze around in Forum 7
The Hakuzens' Paper
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
Top
User avatar
Scientificum
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Scientificum » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:13 am

"...It is expected to believe 90% of the entire Multiverse has been infected with Sudden Death Disorder. SDD causes the sudden death of every civilian in a nation, no matter how powerful and/or god-like. Max Barry has recently instituted a state of total catastrophe and estimates there are only 90 days left until the end of all Nation..."

*changes channel*
-The Corporate State of Scientificum (for now, anyway)-
The lore is in a constant state of being both in progress and not being in progress.
Regular Flag
The (current version of the) GD Corp Canon, the dumpster Scientificum resides in
Overview - GD Corp
DA NEWS: Scientificum is now classified as capitalist and democratic. 'Tis be a sign of the end times.
Top
User avatar
Bahamian Caicos
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: May 21, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bahamian Caicos » Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:41 am

"We're all doomed... doomed!!!"

*changes channel*
Top
User avatar
Mechyrdia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 30, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Mechyrdia » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:29 am

"--or a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is no--"

*changes channel*
Tyradegj, 19 Aþenas 256 (2896 AD) | CALIBÓRI ŠTATLIC RADIÓ Our great Governor Vyssikah bravely denounces Basileiów voters | Kjarossa Liha's legacy: was it truly great? | Basileiów's negotiations with Ursalia have betrayed democracy | TULAS EILAES VRENATHEL "Res Nostra growing stronger at alarming rate" says Anti-Mafia Commission | More Vestigium ships have been sighted in 255 UC than in 135 UC | Chancellor Basileiów's record of success
Top
User avatar
Castelia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: Sep 04, 2015
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Castelia » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:31 am

"-apparently turns the frogs ga-"

*changes channel*
I DO NOT USE NS STATS.
Got questions, concerns, criticisms? Shoot me a telegram, and I promise I'll try my best to respond!
Welcome to the Casteliaverse!
This spoiler is a tribute to Vanquaria, whose level of based I aspire to achieve one day.
Top
User avatar
Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Hazukenia » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:28 am

"-AIL HAZUKEN! LONG MAY HI-"

*changes channel*. Just HOW many channels are we subscribed to?!?
OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order
Hail Hazuken! Long may his legacy live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow tagallam ino!
This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
Likes to laze around in Forum 7
The Hakuzens' Paper
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
Top
User avatar
Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:22 am

"... Fish's license to kill expires and he has to take the test again...."

*changes channel*

"We are the people who live in your walls...."

*changes channel*

"I don't always have time to eat right, so my doctor told me to drink Bottle of Chemicals...."

*changes channel*

"Stay tuned for an important message...."

*changes channel*
Top
User avatar
West Leas Oros 2
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6004
Founded: Jul 15, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:31 am

Fatatatutti wrote:"... Fish's license to kill expires and he has to take the test again...."

*changes channel*

"We are the people who live in your walls...."

*changes channel*

"I don't always have time to eat right, so my doctor told me to drink Bottle of Chemicals...."

*changes channel*

"Stay tuned for an important message...."

*changes channel*

Tonight on channel E, starring your host... Elen Eelman!...

*Changes Channel*
WLO Public News: Outdated Factbooks and other documents in process of major redesign! ESTIMATED COMPLETION DATE: <error:not found>
How many South Americans need to be killed by the CIA before you realize socialism is bad?
I like to think I've come a long way since the days of the First WLO.
Conscientious Objector in the “Culture War”

NationStates Leftist Alternative only needs a couple more nations before it can hold its constitutional convention!
Top
User avatar
Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:43 pm

Image

*changes channel*
Last edited by Cul-Ed-Sac on Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
C H I C K E N ! ! !
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Alris, Arklatravar-Istertia, East Plate, Marlducro, Meadowfields, New Northwesteros, New Temecula, Nova Paradisius, The Caleshan Valkyrie

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group

Advertisement

Remove ads