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[United States of Americanas]

Are you facing financial troubles? Rising credit card debt? Then call the law offices of

*Turns off the TV and checks iPhone for text messages*

[Atkemri]

BEGONE THO-

*Changes channel*

[Infinitta]

And now, for the latest edition of "This Just In", with Hunter Hellquist.

*changes the channel*

[United States of Americanas]

BEGONE THO-

*Changes channel*

Gawd. Why was I dumb enough to click that link. *closes YouTube turns on television*

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[Far Easter Republic]

Sub to T-seris
*changes channel and subs to pewds*

[Inggland]

*changes channel to pewdiepie playing on coolmathgames*

[Boring People]

*changes channel to cartoons*

"Aye aye, captain. Shall I tip a cow, as well?"

*changes channel*

[Astoriya]

'...subscribe to pewdiepie...'

*changes channel, turns off TV, then subscribes to T-Series*

[Boring People]

*turns TV back on*

"...and that's why I support pewdiepie for president..."

*changes channel*

[Astoriya]

*turns TV off again*
*turns on phone*

'Do you want money? Well, do you? Well, tough, 'cause it's mine.'

*changes channel*

[Ausinia]

American is set to surrender any day now, with Mexico folk-
*changes channel*

[Boring People]

"All hail the loaf of bread. Hail! Hail! H..."

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, then who the Hell else are you talking- You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here...."

*changes channel"

"Bloop!"
"Wek."
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"Bloop!"
"Wek."

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"... partially funded by the Takeapenny Arsenal...."

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[Samudera Darussalam]

"....the seventh day of emu's occupation of Alice Springs, the Australian army...."

*Changes Channel*

[Abject Ludicrosity]

"We are now beginning a 24-hour Seventh Day Adventist sermon marathon."

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[Azlaake]

"My Wife Still Misses Me, But Her Aim Is Gettin' Better!!!"

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[Orange-Transvaal]

Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. Where are your fingers?

*changes channel*

[Azlaake]

WHY U CHANGE VSAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rosland and Fro Vhela]

"Hey Wsauce! Mikhail here."

*changes channel*

[Abject Ludicrosity]

"...and I have a list of 57 communist infiltrators that have been subverting American democracy for the past five years. These deep state traitors will now be exposed. They are John Diefenbaker, Frederick Douglass, John Smyth, Jonathan Edwards, Billy Madison, Jack Black, Napoleon Dynamite, Thomas Jef..."

*changes channel*

[United States of Americanas]

Mid airing of Titanic.

*sighs* I don’t have time for this long ass movie *Turns off TV*

[Palins]

*turns on TV*

"...which means that we are in the middle of our movie marathon now. We will be finishing up with Gone With The Wind, Lawrence Of Arabia, Ben-Hur and Schindler's List."

*changes channel*

[Astoriya]

'...commonly used during the Middle Ages as a cheap material for pots to store money, called...'

*changes channel*

[Boring People]

Anchor: "Okay... I'm being told we have breaking news. Larry, what do you have for us?"
Reporter: "We have received word that space aliens have invaded Mexico. Yes, space aliens have invaded Mexico — and apparently only Mexico."
Anchor: "Why?! What could they possibly want from Mexico?"
Reporter: "They are reportedly hungry and want tacos. My best guess is that they've had a long journey to get here."
Anchor: "Can't they just buy them like a normal pers... er, creature?"
Reporter: "I guess they left their wallets at home...?" *shrugs*

*changes channel*

[Ausinia]

“Robots are said to be intelligent then us, and hav pe taught us the meaning of life, after all these years, it’s-“
*changes channel*