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Tanaeria
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Posts: 18
Founded: Dec 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Tanaeria » Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:50 pm

"And now, the reason why the trojan horse should have been a trojan cow...."
*changes the channel*
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Friedrich Nietzsche
John Stewart Mill
Thomas Hobbes
John Locke
Milton Friedman
Frederick Douglass
Anti:
Ann Rand
Margaret Thatcher
Ronald Reagan
Karl Marx
Leo Tolstoy
Benito Mussolini
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
― Friedrich Nietzsche
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Sperio
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Posts: 186
Founded: May 24, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sperio » Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:53 pm

And here we have Pickle and peanut for 9 hours.

*changes channel aggressively
Bow to the nuke gods
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The Biggles Syndicate
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Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:15 pm

"Welcome to Forum 7 the anime!"

I CAST FIST!

remote is punched into a frisbee, again, but manages to change the channel
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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:33 am

Me: Hmm, amime!

*Changes back to the previous channel*

TV instead shows a preacher.

"Friends, this is the moral travesty of the good book! With your small contribution of only $194.79—"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
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Astoriya
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Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Astoriya » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:48 am

'...only $5.99! And now about this lovely antique...'

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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:24 am

Image

*changes channel*
Last edited by Cul-Ed-Sac on Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:26 am, edited 1 time in total.
C H I C K E N ! ! !
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The Biggles Syndicate
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Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:55 am

"Fred 4 will be relea-"
the channel is changed yesterday
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Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Cele
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Posts: 101
Founded: Sep 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Cele » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:03 am

"...and that's not all! If you order now, You get second haemophiliac helper midget for Free! So please wait. They are very difficult to kidnap and train and I'm the only worker here. The company decided to sell the rest of the team for..."

*channel is changed*
Greatest nation in the world ruled by the wize and benevolent Grand Monarch
This nation may, or may not represent some, all, or none of my political views.

I have yet to find a political ideology with few enough flaws for me to like it
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95X
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Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:44 pm

"The need has never been greater. And for the same price as a dollar store item, you can help us—"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
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Aruia
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Posts: 265
Founded: Apr 01, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Aruia » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:58 pm

"its burning? its dripping? 1 in 30 women suffers fro-"
*changes channel*
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Fereria
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Posts: 43
Founded: Nov 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Fereria » Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:52 pm

"Watch as the peregrine falcon swoops down at its prey!"
*falcon swoops at hoopoe bird*
Changes Channel
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Nation represents some, but not all of my actual views.
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West Leas Oros 2
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Posts: 6004
Founded: Jul 15, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:00 pm

Fereria wrote:"Watch as the peregrine falcon swoops down at its prey!"
*falcon swoops at hoopoe bird*
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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 497
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Abarri » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:04 am

"Sometimes I w-w-wonder w-why my c-cat k-k-keeps f-f-fluffing m-my p-pi-pi..."
"Why are you talking like that? Oh my gosh!!! ITS TONGUE IS IN YO-"

*changes channel"
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We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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Democratic Deutschland
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Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Democratic Deutschland » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:08 am

"War... War never ch-"

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Argule and Monteverdeo
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Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Argule and Monteverdeo » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:19 am

Image
:blink:
*changes channel*
ARGULE AND MONTEVERDEO
"Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control."
- Pearl
Religion is not the great evil! • As humans it's okay to make mistakes! • Stop pretending marijuana is harmless! • Critical thinking rules!
Argule rhymes with virgule for English speakers.
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Deadswitch
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Posts: 7
Founded: Nov 17, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Deadswitch » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:22 am

What do you mean I gotta cite that? They'll believe anyth-



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The Great Under-Empire
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Under-Empire » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:09 pm

"Mi mi mi mi mi-"

*Change channel, never again*
The Skaven Under-Empire from Warhammer
Sorry BP for weird english. Also, can't do half the Issues because it won't make sense.
Clans of the Under-Empire
Klxa ow xte Entta-Exnxvia
NS stat-things are eaten-devoured, good-yes!

SVN: Great-glorious rocket into space! More worlds, more food, more glory for us! | We take elf-thing magic, dead-things magic, Chaos-things magic! Take it all, Take it all!!! | Warp-tech makes no gravity weapon-machine, make pointy-ears and human things fly fly!
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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:47 pm

"Companies should be committed to doing things right. And at Wells Far—"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
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Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:53 pm

(I hope it's OK to bump this and keep it alive.)

"Stay tuned for a news editorial.

No price is too high to secure the countries borders—"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:54 am

"... another spin-off of Alphonse and Fish...."

*changes channel*

"... the feuding McAlphonse and McFish clans leave their differences behind and unite to fight the English...."

*changes channel*
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Far Easter Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 503
Founded: Nov 21, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Far Easter Republic » Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:39 pm

Image

*changes the channel and hires on hitman to deal with the dude on TV*
[box]Welcome to the Far Easter Republic, where political angles can be left, right, acute or obtuse.
♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
Browns, Indians and Cavs fan.
8values: Centrist:https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=41.5&d=45.2&g=48.5&s=45.2
9axes:https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a=35&b=70&c=55&d=65&e=80&f=15&g=55&h=55&i=85
Compass:Left/Right:3.25; Authoritarian/Libertarian:1.28
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1159280
The difference between ISIS and Antifa is ISIS is Muslim, and Antifa wears jeans sometimes.
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Argule and Monteverdeo
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Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Argule and Monteverdeo » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:23 am

Image

*changes channel*
ARGULE AND MONTEVERDEO
"Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control."
- Pearl
Religion is not the great evil! • As humans it's okay to make mistakes! • Stop pretending marijuana is harmless! • Critical thinking rules!
Argule rhymes with virgule for English speakers.
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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:44 pm

"And now from Times Square, here's—"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Samudera Darussalam
Senator
 
Posts: 4598
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:53 pm

"....with the crisis in Area 11 has reached it's critical point, the Holy Britannian Empire decided to wipe out the Eleven ghettos in Nagoya and Hamamatsu, citing the need to...."

*Changes channel*
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Far Easter Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 503
Founded: Nov 21, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Far Easter Republic » Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:14 pm

Image

*Changes channel and cries feelings out*
[box]Welcome to the Far Easter Republic, where political angles can be left, right, acute or obtuse.
♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
Browns, Indians and Cavs fan.
8values: Centrist:https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=41.5&d=45.2&g=48.5&s=45.2
9axes:https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a=35&b=70&c=55&d=65&e=80&f=15&g=55&h=55&i=85
Compass:Left/Right:3.25; Authoritarian/Libertarian:1.28
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1159280
The difference between ISIS and Antifa is ISIS is Muslim, and Antifa wears jeans sometimes.
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