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Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:52 pm**

”Yay I love pink!”
*changes channel*

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:08 pm**

"...next she lunged forward stabbing Midge a second time, fully drenched in Barbies' blood. Meanwhile, Ken sat oblivious upon the master bathroom toilet scrolling thru dark web pages on TicTok finding a cookbook titled To Serve Man, But it was in Chinese so... "

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Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:22 pm**

"Love it! Green is my favorite color. I think green looks great on everyone and everything, including tanks."
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Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:31 pm**

[CRACKLING STATIC]
THE END OF THE WORLD I-
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Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:34 pm**

Now...........................[10 years later]
Today on.............[100 Years Later]
Math World..........[1000 Years Later]
1+..........
*Changes Channel Agressively and dies of old age*

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:10 am**

"This morning on Fox and Friends we'd like to announce Rupert Murdock is really old. Like he's 93, but he's not too old to run this network. Just because he's forgotten half of... "

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Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:20 pm**

"I'm Jeremy Wade, biologist and..."

(Someone changed the channel)

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:42 pm**

first reporter: "Some guy randomly brewed a chaotic protest on one of the cities"
2nd reporter: "what the duck was that? A plane crash but it's not a plane crash?"
3rd reporter: "A hijacked plane crashed in an building, what is the event name?"
1st reporter: "Hey! Are you being racist?"
3rd reporter: "NO I'M NOT!! IT'S JUST A REVIEW FOR KI-"

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Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:43 pm**

"In a bizarre turn of events, a rogue chicken has stolen a police officer's gun and is holding up a gas station. Witnesses are describing the chicken as appearing 'angry and determined' as it stands just outside the gas station, waving the gun around menacingly. Officials have advised residents to stay away from the area, as the situation appears to be escalating. We'll keep you updated as the situation develops."

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Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:00 pm**

Adharcaili wrote:"In a bizarre turn of events, a rogue chicken has stolen a police officer's gun and is holding up a gas station. Witnesses are describing the chicken as appearing 'angry and determined' as it stands just outside the gas station, waving the gun around menacingly. Officials have advised residents to stay away from the area, as the situation appears to be escalating. We'll keep you updated as the situation develops."

*Changes channel*

Wait a minute. Wasn't that like the first scene in Stir Crazy? No? Really? Oh the news... okay.

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Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:02 pm**

"Maybe I wasn't ther-"

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Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:40 pm**

"...and now on BBC Four, Top of The Pops, featuring the likes of Blur, Jamiroquai and special guest Merzbow!"

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Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:39 pm**

"...dial 1 800 8 0 5 7 5 6 8 for Kars for Kids... dial 1 800 8 0 5 7 5 6.... "

*tempted to puncture ear drums with ice pick, grabs remote instead*
*Changes channel*
ah phew!

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:42 pm**

Communist propaganda? Oh HELL NO! Minister of Defense, find whoever made this piece of sh*t channel and MURDER THEM!

*changes channel and throws the remote to the ground before heading to my office*

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:17 pm**

"The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobics capaci-"

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TV is boring right now. Nothing good to watch

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:27 pm**

"....next up, it's Swamp People meet the Curse of Oak Island followed by Naked and Afraid meet The Walking Dead at ten, News at 11 on 11 and now... "

*Changes Channel*

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:14 pm**

*aggressive clarinet sounds*
That was Artie Shaw with his latest piece, Moonglow. Next we have this badger, who -
*changes channel*

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:27 pm**

"AND AS THEY GO INTO TURN SEVENTEEN, MCCALLBANANACHANACH OVERTAKES REGENERSTEINER AND LOOK AT THE FORM OF IT--OH THERE'S BEEN A CRASH BETWEEN *random Hungarian noises* and THE AMERICAN DOWN IN P17. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOLKS, A BATTLE BETWEEN THE WILLIAMS AND THE HAAS FOR P2 AND THE HAAS HAS DO--"
*Changes channel, recovers hearing*

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:09 am**

[RANDOM SCREAMS INSIDE TV]

“ What is t- ”

[RANDOM SCREAMS IN REAL LIFE]

[LOOKS BACK AND SEES A WALKING SHADOW]

“AAAHHHHH! ”

[THROWS REMOTE AND CHANNEL CHANGES, WITH GHOST DISAPPEARING]

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:30 am**

*Morning Grieg music background*

*Entire of the park*

Voice Man: *Walking the path and waving look at you* Good Morning!

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Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:56 am**

" ...but if only Charlemagne had air support at this crucial momen... "

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Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:12 am**

"And soon, we shall be able to reap the glorious fruits of our labor!"

"Like what?"

"Pears, mostly."

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Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:33 pm**

“Ainomisa is upside down—“
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Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:29 pm**

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Villager News…

We’re the only news source you can trust, so tune in now and hear our words!

We’re the greatest news team in the land. With no big words so you’ll understand!

And you’ll always know who’s in the crew, ‘cuz we all have matching news tattoos! I think mine’s infected it started to OOZE!
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Villager News !

Breaking News!
A rouge citizen has been caught committing a ter-

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Posted: **Sat Apr 06, 2024 8:21 am**

*sounds of glass breaking, things falling over*
" w-what do you want from me!?!?"
"We've been TRYING to reach you about your car's extended warranty, but someone DIDN'T LISTEN!"
*punches him in the stomach*

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