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Tummylandia and Susistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Thu May 25, 2023 8:10 am

"Today we have received news from the Ukranian Government in Lviv that the city of Zhytomir has been retaken from the Russian horde. This victory has been a PR miracle for the Ukrainian Forces after being defeated by the zombie horde in Kyiv and Vi-"

*changes channel*
no sig as of now

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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Thu May 25, 2023 9:01 pm

"So, on the board, Carter! 100,000 dollars if you can name this song!
*N_____ in Paris* starts playing*
"Oh, I know this one! It's-""

*Changes Channel*
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-

RP - Founded January 8th, 2553


Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first

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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Thu May 25, 2023 9:06 pm

"And welcome back to Alcazar's Downhome Cooking Show! Today I'll whip you up a nice treat for your co-worker at this week's Memorial Day barbecue: pulled long pork sandwiches!" *whips out a tray of meat from questionable origins* First you take your fine cut of long pork meat--"

*Changes Channel*
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu May 25, 2023 11:11 pm

*Fighting Scene*

"AUGHH GIVE MY OLD DOOR BACK!" *narrator screams*

"NO!!! It's MINE!"

*fighting continues*
*narrator gets the final punch and punches the robber so hard, that he retreats*

"YES!!!, now to do what I wanted to do, this dorr was made in the 1000s, and it spread around Europe, like wildfire, and"
*pulls another door, this time newer*

"This door was made in the 1100s, look at it's unique desig"-

*Changes Channel form boredom*

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Senscaria
Envoy
 
Posts: 227
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Thu May 25, 2023 11:15 pm

"Welcome to IGoByLotsOfNames and today on this industrial scale capitalist creation I have made the moon into a very sustainable, environmentally (shows smog), wealthy nati-"
>changes channel
"Hey guys welcome to Let's Game it Out and today on this week's hellho-"
>changes channel again
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BREAKING NEWS: Greater GlaggleLand Metropolitan Area consumes ocean floor in effort to expand beyond the seas. | Have you invested in our newest venture? Take a share in the Amazonian Space Elevator Today! 100 dollars per share! | Senscarian Diplomats flee after Northern Ally throws whiskey bottles at staff. |

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Tummylandia and Susistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Fri May 26, 2023 6:51 am

I'd switch the channel on the television. The channel is a news channel, although I'm not quite sure which news channel.

"THIS IS VI- *static*-RGEANT RAMOS HAS CONFIRMED THAT *static* -ADRID BARAJAS AIRPORT HAS FALLEN AND ZOMBIES ARE- *static*" frantically shouted the correspondent, right before he dropped the camera in a hurry.

"Vincent? Are you there?" asked the news presenter "That's concerning, anyways in other news the Prime Minist-"

I'd change the channel.
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Duncaq
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Dec 11, 2009
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Duncaq » Fri May 26, 2023 4:24 pm

"Travel News now, and there are tailbacks on the M11 Northbound between Saffron Walden and Ted Heath, due to an overturned lorry full of butter at Junction 47 for Badgerland. Motorists are advised to..."

*changes channel*

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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Fri May 26, 2023 4:28 pm

“-and maybe change my point of vieeewwwww…
Nah! I say let it DIE!

Let it DIE *clap*, let it die *clap*. Let it SHRIVEL UP AN—”

*changes channel*
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Xi Jinping Thought
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 28, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Xi Jinping Thought » Fri May 26, 2023 4:33 pm

ARISE! YE WHO REFUSE TO BE SLAVES

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Vallermoore
Senator
 
Posts: 4680
Founded: Mar 27, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vallermoore » Fri May 26, 2023 5:17 pm

"and join my army!" *changes channel*

"This tenant is still costing me money!" *changes channel*

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Tummylandia and Susistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Fri May 26, 2023 8:18 pm

I'd turn on the television. "Oh, it's channel four," I said. The program airing seemed to be an animated television show for children.

"What are you doing, Alexan-" asked a character, right before the signal was hijacked

"This is a message from the Irish Liberation Army. We are excited to announce that all of County Cork, County Waterford, Country Roscommon, and parts of County Kilkenny have been liberated from the hands of the fascists. For those living under the yoke of British tyranny, do not fret, for liberty will come," said the announcer, before the broadcast returned.

"Yo-" said a character, right before I changed the channel.
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Rivogna
Attaché
 
Posts: 91
Founded: Jul 30, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rivogna » Fri May 26, 2023 8:48 pm

"It seems a blue and yellow pig and a red and white cow have stormed the Kremlin—"
*CHANGES CHANNEL*
        ★ ★ LA REPUBBLICA FEDERATIVA DI RIVOGNA ★   ★      
      Illuminazione attraverso la libertà e la comprensione!      

An Italian-speaking republic in Central America with an affinity for liberal values and ravioli with peppers and beef


 NEWS:  "Genius and life-saving" mosquito catchers gaining popularity | Rivogna stockpiles its 100th nuclear warhead | Shooting in farmer's market kills 4 Maya people | Martino Bonardi says he loves the smell of mowed grass and vacuumed carpet. | The National Parliament contemplates a minimum wage increase, boost to the education budget

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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 316
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Fri May 26, 2023 8:52 pm

"I'm gonna do an internet!"
"Well I'm going to do a book! Aw-"

*CHANGES CHANNEL*
I try to make my NS stats as close to canon as possible.
2037 tech.
ADTO member.
National anthem: https://youtu.be/PPExpmtdMEw Official military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
NATION DOES NOT REPRESENT MY RL VIEWS (I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing).
Re-working my lore. Nations is no longer anarchist; but don't worry, I still am!
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
First Space fighter built in Nuprolat, officials call it “A tin can with a pistol”. | Vladimir Chernov leading 'Second Russian Revolution', more at 5. | Berlin now fully fusion powered.

The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU)

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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat May 27, 2023 12:15 am

WELCOME TO COMMUNISM, IN THIS CHANNEL WE DO DISCUSSION ABOUT RUSSIA STUFF AND WE ALSO DO DISCUSSION ABOUT ALL THE INVASIONS THEY DONE, INCLUDING YOU, UKRANIA
THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE IS A EVENT WHICH WAS HATED UPON ALL NATIONS, INCLUDING ME.... Wait.... No NOOO NOOOO *kidnapped by Wagner group*.

*changes Channel form almost being deafened, and for some reason doing it a Mintue late*
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New Stonen
Attaché
 
Posts: 91
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Sat May 27, 2023 12:23 am

"Ever wanted to-"

*changes channel*

"Explode your home with the new toilet grenade! Free shipping and-"

*changes channel*

"Drug sales, which have never been higher! We must-"

"Build the LEGO City Helicopter!"

sigh, I don't get paid enough for this...

*changes channel*
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Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)

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North Cromch
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Sat May 27, 2023 1:34 pm

"Experience the ultimate in toilet karting."
Escape from those chains that bind us.
Excurse to JaguaroLand.
Book your tick-


*changes channel*

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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 1:37 pm

“HEY GUYS, IT’S ME, FLYING GORILLA, WITH MY NEW APP ON THE APPSTORE, FLYING GORILLA. IT’S A FREE DOWNLOAD, so…I hope you uhh CHECK IT OUT, and I—”

*changes le channel*
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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sat May 27, 2023 1:37 pm

"Hey there friends! I'm Pastor Nota Cultleader, Pastor of your local Nota Satanicwor Shipsite Church! Are you looking for a nice community of like-minded, kind individuals like yourself? Then come on down for-"

*Changes Channel*
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-

RP - Founded January 8th, 2553


Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first

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Lincolnite States
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 127
Founded: Jun 16, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lincolnite States » Sat May 27, 2023 4:26 pm

"...that our church hosts a free community meal every Friday evening, so c..."

*changes channel*

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Alris
Diplomat
 
Posts: 593
Founded: Jan 19, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Alris » Sat May 27, 2023 4:29 pm

"WHAT'S UP GUYS, TODAY WE'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER TIKTOK-"

*changes channel*
A "free and fair" island country next to the northwest USA in an alternate history timeline.

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Gran Cordoba
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Apr 22, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gran Cordoba » Sat May 27, 2023 4:35 pm

"So, what happened Julian?"

"Well, I was baking me cookies, and when I went to check on them, they all exploded on me fac-"

*changes channel*

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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sun May 28, 2023 12:30 pm

please stand by music plays, as a please stand by screen appears, with the text
"PLEASE STAND BY, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO COMMUNISM CHANNEL"

*changes Channel*

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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sun May 28, 2023 4:47 pm

"Some time ago, the 20th anniversary of the war against the [violet] horde waged by Supreme Leader Maximus Barry was celebrated in the capital province pf Maxtopia. The Supreme Leader, with his trusty aides Farn Hamia and Sedg Istan at his side, announced the creation of a protocol known as 'NationStates 2', to be released in-"

*Changes channel*
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-

RP - Founded January 8th, 2553


Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first

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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 6:00 pm

Hi, I’m Bob from Bob’s Lawn Sabotage.
Is your lawn the neighborhood embarrassment? Do your neighbors chuckle at the sight of it?
Well, with Bob’s Lawn Sabotage, we will mow away all of your neighbors’ lawns and to make yours better by comparison.
Imagine! Your once mediocre lawn will be the envy of the commun-

*changes dah channel*
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Dyrrhonian Isles
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: May 30, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Sun May 28, 2023 6:48 pm

Hi, I’m Emma from the Bureau of Statistics. As you all know, Maxtopia is a very diverse nation. Therefore, we have set up surveys for every sub-group to fully account for their presence in our great country. However if you do not wish to participate or are unable to comprehend how such surveys work; that is fine! We will be posting the results on a later date and it can be accessed at any time on our website: [redacted] Thank You!
If you don't mind me asking...how do y'all go about determining who's part of which category? It seems like there'd be some overlap between them all...or at least I hope so.
There are standards that we must uphold. I'm sure you understand that.

*changes channel*
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