CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

"Today we have received news from the Ukranian Government in Lviv that the city of Zhytomir has been retaken from the Russian horde. This victory has been a PR miracle for the Ukrainian Forces after being defeated by the zombie horde in Kyiv and Vi-"

*changes channel*

[Nova Paradisius]

"So, on the board, Carter! 100,000 dollars if you can name this song!
*N_____ in Paris* starts playing*
"Oh, I know this one! It's-""

*Changes Channel*

[Southland]

"And welcome back to Alcazar's Downhome Cooking Show! Today I'll whip you up a nice treat for your co-worker at this week's Memorial Day barbecue: pulled long pork sandwiches!" *whips out a tray of meat from questionable origins* First you take your fine cut of long pork meat--"

*Changes Channel*

[Experina]

*Fighting Scene*

"AUGHH GIVE MY OLD DOOR BACK!" *narrator screams*

"NO!!! It's MINE!"

*fighting continues*
*narrator gets the final punch and punches the robber so hard, that he retreats*

"YES!!!, now to do what I wanted to do, this dorr was made in the 1000s, and it spread around Europe, like wildfire, and"
*pulls another door, this time newer*

"This door was made in the 1100s, look at it's unique desig"-

*Changes Channel form boredom*

[Senscaria]

"Welcome to IGoByLotsOfNames and today on this industrial scale capitalist creation I have made the moon into a very sustainable, environmentally (shows smog), wealthy nati-"
>changes channel
"Hey guys welcome to Let's Game it Out and today on this week's hellho-"
>changes channel again

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

I'd switch the channel on the television. The channel is a news channel, although I'm not quite sure which news channel.

"THIS IS VI- *static*-RGEANT RAMOS HAS CONFIRMED THAT *static* -ADRID BARAJAS AIRPORT HAS FALLEN AND ZOMBIES ARE- *static*" frantically shouted the correspondent, right before he dropped the camera in a hurry.

"Vincent? Are you there?" asked the news presenter "That's concerning, anyways in other news the Prime Minist-"

I'd change the channel.

[Duncaq]

"Travel News now, and there are tailbacks on the M11 Northbound between Saffron Walden and Ted Heath, due to an overturned lorry full of butter at Junction 47 for Badgerland. Motorists are advised to..."

*changes channel*

[New Texas Republic]

“-and maybe change my point of vieeewwwww…
Nah! I say let it DIE!

Let it DIE *clap*, let it die *clap*. Let it SHRIVEL UP AN—”

*changes channel*

[Xi Jinping Thought]

ARISE! YE WHO REFUSE TO BE SLAVES

changes channel

[Vallermoore]

"and join my army!" *changes channel*

"This tenant is still costing me money!" *changes channel*

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

I'd turn on the television. "Oh, it's channel four," I said. The program airing seemed to be an animated television show for children.

"What are you doing, Alexan-" asked a character, right before the signal was hijacked

"This is a message from the Irish Liberation Army. We are excited to announce that all of County Cork, County Waterford, Country Roscommon, and parts of County Kilkenny have been liberated from the hands of the fascists. For those living under the yoke of British tyranny, do not fret, for liberty will come," said the announcer, before the broadcast returned.

"Yo-" said a character, right before I changed the channel.

[Rivogna]

"It seems a blue and yellow pig and a red and white cow have stormed the Kremlin—"
*CHANGES CHANNEL*

[The Vooperian Union]

"I'm gonna do an internet!"
"Well I'm going to do a book! Aw-"

*CHANGES CHANNEL*

[Experina]

WELCOME TO COMMUNISM, IN THIS CHANNEL WE DO DISCUSSION ABOUT RUSSIA STUFF AND WE ALSO DO DISCUSSION ABOUT ALL THE INVASIONS THEY DONE, INCLUDING YOU, UKRANIA
THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE IS A EVENT WHICH WAS HATED UPON ALL NATIONS, INCLUDING ME.... Wait.... No NOOO NOOOO *kidnapped by Wagner group*.

*changes Channel form almost being deafened, and for some reason doing it a Mintue late*

[New Stonen]

"Ever wanted to-"

*changes channel*

"Explode your home with the new toilet grenade! Free shipping and-"

*changes channel*

"Drug sales, which have never been higher! We must-"

"Build the LEGO City Helicopter!"

sigh, I don't get paid enough for this...

*changes channel*

[North Cromch]

"Experience the ultimate in toilet karting."
Escape from those chains that bind us.
Excurse to JaguaroLand.
Book your tick-

*changes channel*

[New Texas Republic]

“HEY GUYS, IT’S ME, FLYING GORILLA, WITH MY NEW APP ON THE APPSTORE, FLYING GORILLA. IT’S A FREE DOWNLOAD, so…I hope you uhh CHECK IT OUT, and I—”

*changes le channel*

[Nova Paradisius]

"Hey there friends! I'm Pastor Nota Cultleader, Pastor of your local Nota Satanicwor Shipsite Church! Are you looking for a nice community of like-minded, kind individuals like yourself? Then come on down for-"

*Changes Channel*

[Lincolnite States]

"...that our church hosts a free community meal every Friday evening, so c..."

*changes channel*

[Alris]

"WHAT'S UP GUYS, TODAY WE'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER TIKTOK-"

*changes channel*

[Gran Cordoba]

"So, what happened Julian?"

"Well, I was baking me cookies, and when I went to check on them, they all exploded on me fac-"

*changes channel*

[Experina]

please stand by music plays, as a please stand by screen appears, with the text
"PLEASE STAND BY, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO COMMUNISM CHANNEL"

*changes Channel*

[Nova Paradisius]

"Some time ago, the 20th anniversary of the war against the [violet] horde waged by Supreme Leader Maximus Barry was celebrated in the capital province pf Maxtopia. The Supreme Leader, with his trusty aides Farn Hamia and Sedg Istan at his side, announced the creation of a protocol known as 'NationStates 2', to be released in-"

*Changes channel*

[New Texas Republic]

Hi, I’m Bob from Bob’s Lawn Sabotage.
Is your lawn the neighborhood embarrassment? Do your neighbors chuckle at the sight of it?
Well, with Bob’s Lawn Sabotage, we will mow away all of your neighbors’ lawns and to make yours better by comparison.
Imagine! Your once mediocre lawn will be the envy of the commun-

*changes dah channel*

[Dyrrhonian Isles]

Hi, I’m Emma from the Bureau of Statistics. As you all know, Maxtopia is a very diverse nation. Therefore, we have set up surveys for every sub-group to fully account for their presence in our great country. However if you do not wish to participate or are unable to comprehend how such surveys work; that is fine! We will be posting the results on a later date and it can be accessed at any time on our website: [redacted] Thank You!
If you don't mind me asking...how do y'all go about determining who's part of which category? It seems like there'd be some overlap between them all...or at least I hope so.
There are standards that we must uphold. I'm sure you understand that.

*changes channel*