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[Estasia]

"Now on ETV1 _{(the first of many Estasian TV channels)}, a look at this week in foo-"
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[Upper Ireland]

"Welcome to the Food Art Channel - where every creation is too fascinating to devour!"

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[Wacka The Mavarrappi]

"Now back to the Chef cook-off for delicious meals where Gordon Ram-"

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[Southland]

*The channel shows a creepy old man breathing heavily in and out for a solid minute, before raspily gasping "Send nudes, sweetcheeks"*

*Changes Channel as quickly as possible*

[Nova Paradisius]

"P-l-ea-se-s-to-p-ch-a-n-g-ing-th-e-ch-a-n-n-el," the TV cries out.

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[The Aswaltican Imperium]

"But before we do that let's take a break." "BIG DICK N' SONS SHIPPING, BUY NO-"


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[Homitorius]

"why we should pee on the moo-"

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[The Aswaltican Imperium]

"why we should pee on the moo-"

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Bosnian Ape Society fan?

/skip

[Vallermoore]

"And now, we stand for the Vallermoorian National Anthem..." *changes channel*

"You are watching Christmas TV-all Christmas, all the time!" *changes channel*

[Minediamonds]

burrito! BURRIITO! BURRITO! BURRITO! all new on the burrito channel, someone screaming burrito 24/7 accompanied by a picture of a burrito! BURR-

[The Republic of Western Sol]

-ry my sorrows in alcohol marge.. just let me get drunk and forget the pain…

“So what if I sucked off the neighbours dog? I still love you!”

But the dog was my love-

[Experina]

*Changes channel*

*Rickrolling 24/7*

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[Greatdux]

"BALLER!
*poom*"

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[Duncaq]

"Some cloud and scattered showers in the Île-de-France, but that will pass by tonight. North Eastern France and Benelux will see scatterd cloud and mist most of the day with Klingon storm troops arriving shortly after tea time. Southern Belgium likely to see most of the pus-"

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[Good nationia]

"Hi there! Is this the final straw? Do you want to move so far away, that you can brag about it? Would you rather tear out your brain stem, walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, than continue living where you do now? Then move to-"
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I hate this channel

[Glourious Glaggleland]

The Glaggleland massacre of...

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[The Aswaltican Imperium]

"BUY AN AP-57-A ALL WEATHER STEALTH ATTACK AIRCRAFT NOW-"

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[Sarolandia]

"-for the low price of $49.99, you can own yourself one of our limited edition storm-"

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[Cerespasia]

-ow that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your li-

*Changes channel after getting bored*

[Experina]

This is the meme channel, and today, we are going to document this is elon musk meme, it's quite boring and it's orgins are(3 Hours Ltaer)
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[The United Penguin Commonwealth]

Heat them, juice them, throw them, stare into the cold abyss of the future, convergent, inevitable, and watch the meanings of the objects around you crumble into dust with them! OmegaMart^TM Lemons^TM, in an OmegaMart^TM store next to your residence for only $9.99!

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[Tummylandia and Susistan]

"We believe that 3 polar bears have escaped outside *static* -m Zoo and we are going to be issuing a level 4 Al-*static* -urfew will be placed between the hours of-"

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[Cyber Duotona]

"And now on Channel 5AT, a more modest look into the fascinating world of grass touching."

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[New Texas Republic]

Hey guys. It’s Quandale Dingle here. *chuckles goofily* I just escaped prison! I am staying at my freind Juandale Pringle’s house. *more giggling* While I was running away from the cops, I fell down and scrapped some of my fo—

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[Vallermoore]

« Changelings make the best lovers because «  *changes channel *

« Black lives ma… » *changes channel*

« Come to Girlfriends R Us and hire yourself a girlfriend « *changes channel *