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Republic Of Ludwigsburg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 858
Founded: Jun 26, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:41 am

"Will you the sandwich in my peanut jelly butter-"


*changes channel*
Pro: Social Democracy, EU, LGBTQ+ Rights, Labour Party, Ukraine
Anti: Fascism, State Capitalism, Stalinism, Tankies supporting Russia, Nazism
bumbling fool
Politiscales: this
South German Times: Friedrich Schonbrunn diagnosed with Stage 1 Head and Neck Cancer, Gottfried Hallemark to immediately succeed. GDR President Alfred Wolff in grave controversy after calling rival candidate Jakob Silberstein a "schwein" during debate. Joe Biden to host NATO meeting in New York regarding aid to Ukraine. Alpine mountaineer Valentina Giatte successfully summits Mt. Everest. Former Kanzler Johan Schauff to create new hot beverage company, "Schauffee". SPECIAL: The Curious Case of James Friedenwahl: To find out more, log on to timessgermany.eu

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Atomic Testing Museum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 197
Founded: May 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Atomic Testing Museum » Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:47 am

"If music be the food of love, play on.
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken and so die.
That strain again! It had a dying fall."

*Changes Channel*

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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:50 am

A man has fallen into the river in lego city. Start the new rescue helicopter.

H-

*changes channel*
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The Arbys Cult
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Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:12 am

"It's called fall because the leaves fall."

"My, how simple! Don't you know the name of the season is autumn, which comes from the Latin autumnus, meaning—"

"Hold it, wise guy. What's the season after winter?"

"Spring. Everyone knows that."

"And what do the plants do in spring?"

*Changes channel*
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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Deblar
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Posts: 4410
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:14 am

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Republic Of Ludwigsburg
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Posts: 858
Founded: Jun 26, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:09 pm

"ON TODAY'S DAILY BID WE HAVE THE NEW VEGETABLE PEELER SELLING FOR 10$ EAC-"


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Pro: Social Democracy, EU, LGBTQ+ Rights, Labour Party, Ukraine
Anti: Fascism, State Capitalism, Stalinism, Tankies supporting Russia, Nazism
bumbling fool
Politiscales: this
South German Times: Friedrich Schonbrunn diagnosed with Stage 1 Head and Neck Cancer, Gottfried Hallemark to immediately succeed. GDR President Alfred Wolff in grave controversy after calling rival candidate Jakob Silberstein a "schwein" during debate. Joe Biden to host NATO meeting in New York regarding aid to Ukraine. Alpine mountaineer Valentina Giatte successfully summits Mt. Everest. Former Kanzler Johan Schauff to create new hot beverage company, "Schauffee". SPECIAL: The Curious Case of James Friedenwahl: To find out more, log on to timessgermany.eu

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Molossiania
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Posts: 16
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Molossiania » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:43 pm

"And here we see a Caperbaraniasuss Silysessianmcmacker in its natural hab-"

*changes channel*

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Rick Perry
Diplomat
 
Posts: 900
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Rick Perry » Tue Oct 19, 2021 12:59 pm

Today we are playing the only game where you can

*changes channel*

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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Oct 19, 2021 1:06 pm

M̷̨̢̡̡̛̻̱̳̠͙͓̫͎̘̞̘̤̲̥͚̘̯͎̥̭͈͎͕̻͓͈̪̠̩͉̖̝̹̻̺͔͑͒̀̆̀̈́͋̏̇̀̀́̆̿̃͑̍̐̊͘̕͘͘͜͜͝͠͠ͅỳ̷̢̢̧̠̟̪̼̠̠̣̗͕̞̦͓̖̹̬͇̱̜͎̹̮͈͎̣̝̪̳̭͔̟͔̳͍̘̖͔͎̥͔͎̩͎̜̩̞̭͗̔͒̈́̌͋̿̆̈́͌̃̿̓̒̂̎͛̾̊̂̆͆̌͌́͑̑̔̂̾̋̏͒̐̍͊̍̋̍͐̊̐̍̈́̈́̓͘̚͜͝ ̷̢̢̛̹͔̪̰̳̘̗̫̞̘̜͉͍̰͔̗̤͔̠̟̝̣̘͙̃̓̈̔͊̍͊͗̈́̓̆͛̑̿n̷̡̡̢̧̗̪̹̼͔̗͙̳̤̺͕̩̝̼͍͇͔̲̙͎͈̯̤͕̩̺̳͔̲̘͔̮͈̗̬̹̜͈̯̖̤̋̈́̈́̂͐̂̾̒͗̉̓́̍̅͑̊͛̒̒̀͌̈́͋̅͊̌͑̐̈͐̌̌̕͜͜͝ͅͅǎ̷̧̨̧̢̭̬͈̮̜͖̰̟̱̱͖̤̼̙͈̮̥̙̦͖̦͈̝̗̦̠̥̺̫͎̃͒͗̇̇̀̀̊͛̉̐͊̄̈̆͂͗̀̽̓́͌́̽͐̿̀͛̎̓͂̔̓̀̎̚̕͘͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅḿ̶̨̧̢̡͚͇͓͈̩͈̯̖̼̠͚̫͓̹͙̫̦̖̮̻͚̥̱͎͈͇̯̬͉̬̜̮͎̅̉̀ë̶̢̡̡̢͍͍͇͉͉̫̺̺̭͉̣̲̼̺̻͈̤̺̳̼͉̺͚̬͙͖̗̠͙̟̻̮̫̰̼̮͈̳̹͈̮̜̫̘́̎̂̒͆͗̅̐̾̐̐͐̍͛̍͑̑͆̀̀͊̑̆̿̾̍́̈́̉̊͛͛̾̿̌̌͂̌͗̃̔̕͘͠͝͝͝ͅͅ ̸͓͉̤̭́̆̈́͗̀̃̇̃͗̇̓͊͋̈̓̀͗͗̐̓̓̊̓͌̓̉̑́̃̀̌͛̉̀̕͘͘̚͝͝ĩ̷̧̨̡̤͖̗̘͚͙͓̘̱͇̬͉̖͉̣̞͇̲̤̳͙̭̞̖̥͕̳̥̱͔̱̜̲̣̼͕͓̪̯͔͇͉͍̥͈̉̀͗̀̂̋̐̈́̈́̊̎͘͜͝ś̷̢̧̛̩̭̦̤̟͍̮̰̠͔͔̮̹̩͖̩̘̣̻̪̦̫̤̗͉͔̠͚͌̀̐̂̇͠ͅ ̷̥͈͕̞̺̻̫͇͍̜̥̤͓̟͔̐̽̀͊͘J̷̡̧̨̥͈̩̝͎̮̰͚̳̯͓̖͓͚̹̳̰͔̤̠̭̣̱͙̹̫͇̔̇̓̍̐͌̆̔͒̈̇̓̄́̓̄̐̂̈́̅͛̋̿̂̓͊͋̒̾͒͘̚̚͠͠͝͝͝ų̷̨̧̨̛̛̙̜̝̺̮̙̜̘͚̥̳̞̯͔̯͉̪̣͙̬̈́̇̆̈̇̾̿͗͊͋̔̂̑͆͆̂͗̑̏͋́̈́̑̌͋̄̈͛̇͗̋̒̍̕̚̕͘͝͝͠͠ͅņ̴̨̧̨̛͎̥̱͇̬̤̪͉͎̣̯̤͙̘̬͉͚̮̱̼̥̰̱̮̱̱̩̥̻̱̳̝̬̯̦̗͈͕̝̩̠͙̝̇͑͐̀̀̔͊̃̒̅̄̓̃͂̃͒͑̈́́̆̈́̿͑͗̐͐̉̑̇̀̌̎͌̈́̈́̔̓̋̃̚͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͝i̵̧̡̝̹͍͙̖̖͈͇͎̼͉̝̩̝͓͔̳̰͙̰̙̝͙͍̥͕͍̭̹̗̹̰̓͜͜͝ͅͅ ̷̛̘̘̯̠̞̭̅̆̇́̏̅̿̐̓͗́͛͋̂͌̇͛͒̈́̀͆͐͗́̐͌̇̌͘̚̚̕͜͝͝͝C̸̨̧̨͓͈̹͔͕͕̲͓̱̮̗̗͕̖̥̭̯̰̦͚͙̟͖̳̱̘͈͙̦͖̼̘̱̤̱͓̤̦̩̰̩̠̬̑̃̏̓͜͜͝ò̷̧̢̺̲̼̯̝̞̤̲͚͔̘͇̫̙̺̲̺̰̫͍̤̝͚̻̲̤͎̮̹̣̣̤̣̦͎͙̙̲̗̝̓̂̆̂͂͋̆̃͐͒͊̍͌̑́̈́͆̕͜͜͜͝ͅṛ̴̨̢̨̧̯͙̥̟͈̟̱̰̞̭̪̤̹̫͇̮͔̱͚̗̣͓̲̻͖̱̩̠̫̻͉͌͑̑̈̏́̆͜t̶̢̡̛͈̜͓͓͎̭͎̝͎̬͉̺̦̱̝͕̹͈͈͗̌͑̇̏̾͘é̷͇̝̣̞̳͙̩̲̻̣͕̞̞̠͉̼͖͈͕̲̹̞͗͂̏̊̽̒̉̾͑͑͌̌̌̀͊͒͗͋͐͛̏̈́͊̾́̀̀̀͆͒̆͗͂̈́̿̈̓̓̕͝͝͝z̷̨̢̧̧̛̜̣͈̺̥͔̻̥̺̹̪̺͆̾̎́̓̈́̏̂̇̎̈̐͒͑͐̔̀̽͗͗̾̈̀̈́̎̄̓́̎̕̕̕̚͘͜͠͝͝͝

*Changes the fuccing channel out of fear*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Rick Perry
Diplomat
 
Posts: 900
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Rick Perry » Tue Oct 19, 2021 1:32 pm

*song starts* if your out on the road felling lonely and so cold. All you got to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train. When you lead I will follow anywhere that you tell me to, if you need if you need me to follow you where you lead me *song ends*

Rory: Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Jess: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

*changes channr*

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Rick Perry
Diplomat
 
Posts: 900
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Rick Perry » Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:41 am

Haha nobody can beat my Gilmore Girls!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/skip
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Waisnor
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:45 am

"So... We have some things to do."

"Do they involve killing?"

*changes channel*
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union

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Namkada
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Namkada » Wed Oct 20, 2021 7:41 pm

"Today, It's No Sonic Day On This Chann-"

*Changes Channel To A Channel That Plays Sonic Content*
The Bangtan Nation Of Namkada
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Zoid The Rebel
Bangtan Forever!
They/She
██████ ████████

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:13 am

"Tonight's special guests on Baking With Alphonse are nine Lufthansa stewardesses who help Alphonse make strudel...."

*changes channel*

"Fliegen Sie mit Lufthansa, die einzige Art, wie Alphonse fliegt..."

*changes channel*

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Calarim
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 29, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Calarim » Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:16 am

"Introducing the all new Kitchen Gu-"

*changes channel*

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Marchmarsh
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:15 am

"...gunge. It's always important to keep your tools clean and well oiled. Remember a well maintained tool is an easier tool to work with.

Before startind any household DIY job, make sure you have all the equipment you need ready. This saves time later. Make sure your workspace is clean, and tidy and any delicate or fragile items are safely out of the way. It's also handy to have a spare piece of paper and a pencil, in case you need to write down any..."

*changes channel*

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:24 am

"Make sure your workspace is clean, and tidy and any delicate or fragile items are safely out of the way."

Alphonse moves Fish's bowl into the next room, where he accidentally drops a hammer on it.

*changes channel*

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Dunkirlothesia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: May 19, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Dunkirlothesia » Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:41 am

A large expansive firing range in the middle of nowhere is shown with two men, one holding a pistol using very poor gun etiquette

"You see, Dimitry, when you hold peestol like me, you shall never shoot the inaccurate, for fear of shoo-"

*changes channel before anything bad happens*
A 13.71 civilization, according to this index.

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Rick Perry
Diplomat
 
Posts: 900
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Rick Perry » Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:25 pm


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Redfell
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: May 08, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Redfell » Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:20 pm

Rick Perry wrote:

... This damn television is broken!

*Purchases a new television, tosses out the old one, and then turns on the new one.*

"I'm Miss Velma, and this is Christmas in Americ--"

*CHANGES CHANNEL*

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:35 am

"Onward Fishian soldiers, marching as to war...."

*changes channel*

"... and in other news, Fishist storm troopers marched today in downtown Fat City...."

*changes channel*

"... the Fishwaffe unveiled its new secret wea...."

*changes channel*

"Alphonse gets his foot caught in the microwave...."

*ahhh...*

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Hippie Utopia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hippie Utopia » Sat Oct 23, 2021 2:31 am

"In the end, only science can resolve all issues mankind faces - this particular predicament which has recently arisen certainly being no exception to that obvious truth which I have stated so clearly."

*channel unexpectedly changes itself*

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Celestial American Republic
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Jul 14, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Celestial American Republic » Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:54 am

Hippie Utopia wrote:"In the end, only science can resolve all issues mankind faces - this particular predicament which has recently arisen certainly being no exception to that obvious truth which I have stated so clearly."

*channel unexpectedly changes itself*

A scene with tense music plays as a man and woman stand above a bridge in what appears to be San Francisco
"I'm sorry Ron.... I should have told you...."
"How could you?! How could you betray your country for communists?!"

changes channel
An American conservative nationalist from Texas. My discord is American Steve#8676. This nation represents all my views.
For God and Liberty We Stand, A Union of one thousand systems and three thousand planets, together we stand, united as one, we salute the banner of liberty.
HOLONET NEWS: Bresqi War ends with American victory | White Hole revealed to lead to other galaxy cluster, expedition planned | Volkan officials take to Chirper to complain about GA ultimatum | Border skirmishes between The State and Vista-Noris end with hundreds dead
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Rick Perry
Diplomat
 
Posts: 900
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Rick Perry » Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:43 am

Celestial American Republic wrote:
Hippie Utopia wrote:"In the end, only science can resolve all issues mankind faces - this particular predicament which has recently arisen certainly being no exception to that obvious truth which I have stated so clearly."

*channel unexpectedly changes itself*

A scene with tense music plays as a man and woman stand above a bridge in what appears to be San Francisco
"I'm sorry Ron.... I should have told you...."
"How could you?! How could you betray your country for communists?!"

changes channel



"This is jeopardy"

Me:sleeping
"I'll take NASCAR for 2000 please"
Me: sleeping
*channel changes unexpectedly*
*100 db*
DRIVER'S START YOUR ENGINE'S!!!

ME: :o

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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5383
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:46 pm

"Guaranteed the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever-"

*changes channel*
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