CHANGE THE CHANNEL

by **Republic Of Ludwigsburg** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:41 am

"Will you the sandwich in my peanut jelly butter-"

*changes channel*

by **Atomic Testing Museum** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:47 am

"If music be the food of love, play on.
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken and so die.
That strain again! It had a dying fall."

*Changes Channel*

by **Free Ravensburg** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:50 am

A man has fallen into the river in lego city. Start the new rescue helicopter.

H-

*changes channel*

by **The Arbys Cult** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:12 am

"It's called fall because the leaves fall."

"My, how simple! Don't you know the name of the season is autumn, which comes from the Latin autumnus, meaning—"

"Hold it, wise guy. What's the season after winter?"

"Spring. Everyone knows that."

"And what do the plants do in spring?"

*Changes channel*

by **Deblar** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:14 am

*sigh*

“I miss my wife, Tails.” *laughter*

“I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”

*changes channel*

by **Republic Of Ludwigsburg** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:09 pm

"ON TODAY'S DAILY BID WE HAVE THE NEW VEGETABLE PEELER SELLING FOR 10$ EAC-"

*changes channel*

by **Molossiania** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:43 pm

"And here we see a Caperbaraniasuss Silysessianmcmacker in its natural hab-"

*changes channel*

by **Rick Perry** » Tue Oct 19, 2021 12:59 pm

Today we are playing the only game where you can

*changes channel*

by **Free Ravensburg** » Tue Oct 19, 2021 1:06 pm

M̷̨̢̡̡̛̻̱̳̠͙͓̫͎̘̞̘̤̲̥͚̘̯͎̥̭͈͎͕̻͓͈̪̠̩͉̖̝̹̻̺͔͑͒̀̆̀̈́͋̏̇̀̀́̆̿̃͑̍̐̊͘̕͘͘͜͜͝͠͠ͅỳ̷̢̢̧̠̟̪̼̠̠̣̗͕̞̦͓̖̹̬͇̱̜͎̹̮͈͎̣̝̪̳̭͔̟͔̳͍̘̖͔͎̥͔͎̩͎̜̩̞̭͗̔͒̈́̌͋̿̆̈́͌̃̿̓̒̂̎͛̾̊̂̆͆̌͌́͑̑̔̂̾̋̏͒̐̍͊̍̋̍͐̊̐̍̈́̈́̓͘̚͜͝ ̷̢̢̛̹͔̪̰̳̘̗̫̞̘̜͉͍̰͔̗̤͔̠̟̝̣̘͙̃̓̈̔͊̍͊͗̈́̓̆͛̑̿n̷̡̡̢̧̗̪̹̼͔̗͙̳̤̺͕̩̝̼͍͇͔̲̙͎͈̯̤͕̩̺̳͔̲̘͔̮͈̗̬̹̜͈̯̖̤̋̈́̈́̂͐̂̾̒͗̉̓́̍̅͑̊͛̒̒̀͌̈́͋̅͊̌͑̐̈͐̌̌̕͜͜͝ͅͅǎ̷̧̨̧̢̭̬͈̮̜͖̰̟̱̱͖̤̼̙͈̮̥̙̦͖̦͈̝̗̦̠̥̺̫͎̃͒͗̇̇̀̀̊͛̉̐͊̄̈̆͂͗̀̽̓́͌́̽͐̿̀͛̎̓͂̔̓̀̎̚̕͘͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅḿ̶̨̧̢̡͚͇͓͈̩͈̯̖̼̠͚̫͓̹͙̫̦̖̮̻͚̥̱͎͈͇̯̬͉̬̜̮͎̅̉̀ë̶̢̡̡̢͍͍͇͉͉̫̺̺̭͉̣̲̼̺̻͈̤̺̳̼͉̺͚̬͙͖̗̠͙̟̻̮̫̰̼̮͈̳̹͈̮̜̫̘́̎̂̒͆͗̅̐̾̐̐͐̍͛̍͑̑͆̀̀͊̑̆̿̾̍́̈́̉̊͛͛̾̿̌̌͂̌͗̃̔̕͘͠͝͝͝ͅͅ ̸͓͉̤̭́̆̈́͗̀̃̇̃͗̇̓͊͋̈̓̀͗͗̐̓̓̊̓͌̓̉̑́̃̀̌͛̉̀̕͘͘̚͝͝ĩ̷̧̨̡̤͖̗̘͚͙͓̘̱͇̬͉̖͉̣̞͇̲̤̳͙̭̞̖̥͕̳̥̱͔̱̜̲̣̼͕͓̪̯͔͇͉͍̥͈̉̀͗̀̂̋̐̈́̈́̊̎͘͜͝ś̷̢̧̛̩̭̦̤̟͍̮̰̠͔͔̮̹̩͖̩̘̣̻̪̦̫̤̗͉͔̠͚͌̀̐̂̇͠ͅ ̷̥͈͕̞̺̻̫͇͍̜̥̤͓̟͔̐̽̀͊͘J̷̡̧̨̥͈̩̝͎̮̰͚̳̯͓̖͓͚̹̳̰͔̤̠̭̣̱͙̹̫͇̔̇̓̍̐͌̆̔͒̈̇̓̄́̓̄̐̂̈́̅͛̋̿̂̓͊͋̒̾͒͘̚̚͠͠͝͝͝ų̷̨̧̨̛̛̙̜̝̺̮̙̜̘͚̥̳̞̯͔̯͉̪̣͙̬̈́̇̆̈̇̾̿͗͊͋̔̂̑͆͆̂͗̑̏͋́̈́̑̌͋̄̈͛̇͗̋̒̍̕̚̕͘͝͝͠͠ͅņ̴̨̧̨̛͎̥̱͇̬̤̪͉͎̣̯̤͙̘̬͉͚̮̱̼̥̰̱̮̱̱̩̥̻̱̳̝̬̯̦̗͈͕̝̩̠͙̝̇͑͐̀̀̔͊̃̒̅̄̓̃͂̃͒͑̈́́̆̈́̿͑͗̐͐̉̑̇̀̌̎͌̈́̈́̔̓̋̃̚͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͝i̵̧̡̝̹͍͙̖̖͈͇͎̼͉̝̩̝͓͔̳̰͙̰̙̝͙͍̥͕͍̭̹̗̹̰̓͜͜͝ͅͅ ̷̛̘̘̯̠̞̭̅̆̇́̏̅̿̐̓͗́͛͋̂͌̇͛͒̈́̀͆͐͗́̐͌̇̌͘̚̚̕͜͝͝͝C̸̨̧̨͓͈̹͔͕͕̲͓̱̮̗̗͕̖̥̭̯̰̦͚͙̟͖̳̱̘͈͙̦͖̼̘̱̤̱͓̤̦̩̰̩̠̬̑̃̏̓͜͜͝ò̷̧̢̺̲̼̯̝̞̤̲͚͔̘͇̫̙̺̲̺̰̫͍̤̝͚̻̲̤͎̮̹̣̣̤̣̦͎͙̙̲̗̝̓̂̆̂͂͋̆̃͐͒͊̍͌̑́̈́͆̕͜͜͜͝ͅṛ̴̨̢̨̧̯͙̥̟͈̟̱̰̞̭̪̤̹̫͇̮͔̱͚̗̣͓̲̻͖̱̩̠̫̻͉͌͑̑̈̏́̆͜t̶̢̡̛͈̜͓͓͎̭͎̝͎̬͉̺̦̱̝͕̹͈͈͗̌͑̇̏̾͘é̷͇̝̣̞̳͙̩̲̻̣͕̞̞̠͉̼͖͈͕̲̹̞͗͂̏̊̽̒̉̾͑͑͌̌̌̀͊͒͗͋͐͛̏̈́͊̾́̀̀̀͆͒̆͗͂̈́̿̈̓̓̕͝͝͝z̷̨̢̧̧̛̜̣͈̺̥͔̻̥̺̹̪̺͆̾̎́̓̈́̏̂̇̎̈̐͒͑͐̔̀̽͗͗̾̈̀̈́̎̄̓́̎̕̕̕̚͘͜͠͝͝͝

*Changes the fuccing channel out of fear*

by **Rick Perry** » Tue Oct 19, 2021 1:32 pm

*song starts* if your out on the road felling lonely and so cold. All you got to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train. When you lead I will follow anywhere that you tell me to, if you need if you need me to follow you where you lead me *song ends*

Rory: Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Jess: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

*changes channr*

by **Rick Perry** » Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:41 am

Haha nobody can beat my Gilmore Girls!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/skip

by **Waisnor** » Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:45 am

"So... We have some things to do."

"Do they involve killing?"

*changes channel*

by **Namkada** » Wed Oct 20, 2021 7:41 pm

"Today, It's No Sonic Day On This Chann-"

*Changes Channel To A Channel That Plays Sonic Content*

by **Fatatatutti** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:13 am

"Tonight's special guests on Baking With Alphonse are nine Lufthansa stewardesses who help Alphonse make strudel...."

*changes channel*

"Fliegen Sie mit Lufthansa, die einzige Art, wie Alphonse fliegt..."

*changes channel*

by **Calarim** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:16 am

"Introducing the all new Kitchen Gu-"

*changes channel*

by **Marchmarsh** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:15 am

"...gunge. It's always important to keep your tools clean and well oiled. Remember a well maintained tool is an easier tool to work with.

Before startind any household DIY job, make sure you have all the equipment you need ready. This saves time later. Make sure your workspace is clean, and tidy and any delicate or fragile items are safely out of the way. It's also handy to have a spare piece of paper and a pencil, in case you need to write down any..."

*changes channel*

by **Fatatatutti** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:24 am

"Make sure your workspace is clean, and tidy and any delicate or fragile items are safely out of the way."

Alphonse moves Fish's bowl into the next room, where he accidentally drops a hammer on it.

*changes channel*

by **Dunkirlothesia** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:41 am

A large expansive firing range in the middle of nowhere is shown with two men, one holding a pistol using very poor gun etiquette

"You see, Dimitry, when you hold peestol like me, you shall never shoot the inaccurate, for fear of shoo-"

*changes channel before anything bad happens*

by **Rick Perry** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:25 pm

by **Redfell** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:20 pm

Rick Perry wrote:

... This damn television is broken!

*Purchases a new television, tosses out the old one, and then turns on the new one.*

"I'm Miss Velma, and this is Christmas in Americ--"

*CHANGES CHANNEL*

by **Fatatatutti** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:35 am

"Onward Fishian soldiers, marching as to war...."

*changes channel*

"... and in other news, Fishist storm troopers marched today in downtown Fat City...."

*changes channel*

"... the Fishwaffe unveiled its new secret wea...."

*changes channel*

"Alphonse gets his foot caught in the microwave...."

*ahhh...*

by **Hippie Utopia** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 2:31 am

"In the end, only science can resolve all issues mankind faces - this particular predicament which has recently arisen certainly being no exception to that obvious truth which I have stated so clearly."

*channel unexpectedly changes itself*

by **Celestial American Republic** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:54 am

Hippie Utopia wrote:"In the end, only science can resolve all issues mankind faces - this particular predicament which has recently arisen certainly being no exception to that obvious truth which I have stated so clearly."

*channel unexpectedly changes itself*

A scene with tense music plays as a man and woman stand above a bridge in what appears to be San Francisco
"I'm sorry Ron.... I should have told you...."
"How could you?! How could you betray your country for communists?!"

changes channel

by **Rick Perry** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:43 am

Celestial American Republic wrote:
Hippie Utopia wrote:"In the end, only science can resolve all issues mankind faces - this particular predicament which has recently arisen certainly being no exception to that obvious truth which I have stated so clearly."

*channel unexpectedly changes itself*

A scene with tense music plays as a man and woman stand above a bridge in what appears to be San Francisco
"I'm sorry Ron.... I should have told you...."
"How could you?! How could you betray your country for communists?!"

changes channel

"This is jeopardy"

Me:sleeping
"I'll take NASCAR for 2000 please"
Me: sleeping
*channel changes unexpectedly*
*100 db*
DRIVER'S START YOUR ENGINE'S!!!

ME:

by **-Astoria-** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:46 pm

"Guaranteed the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever-"

*changes channel*

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