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[Marchmarsh]

"...orbiting the the head of 20th-Century Hungrian Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, which has appeared in front of us floating in space. I have ordered a landing party to beam down just above her left nostril. The away team will consist of myself, Spock and Ensign Ricky..."

I've seen this one.

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"... The away team will consist of myself, Spock and Ensign Ricky..."

Fish: "It doesn't look good for Ensign Ricky."

*changes channel*

*Alphonse changes it back*

Alphonse: "Noooo! Not Ensign Ricky!"

Fish: "Told you so."

*changes channel*

[The Arbys Cult]

"Commissioner, I'm confident that I've solved the case. The murderer could be nobody other than—"

***Emergency Tone***
"The National Weather Service has reported a thunderstorm 100 miles away from you. You're not in any danger, and the storm will dissipate before it gets anywhere near here. We just thought you wanted to know. Ok thx bye!"

*Changes channel*

[Sladski]

"I turned myself into a pickle minbey! I'm pickle nick!!!!"


*changes channel, but accidentally overloads the tv with 4 inputs at once causing the tv to explode.*

78 minutes later

"Finally."

"Guys, what your about to see here is the most scary thing ever, i just saw a man with a super scary balloon!!!"

*changes channel"

[Rick Perry]

"I turned myself into a pickle minbey! I'm pickle nick!!!!"


*changes channel, but accidentally overloads the tv with 4 inputs at once causing the tv to explode.*

78 minutes later

"Finally."

"Guys, what your about to see here is the most scary thing ever, i just saw a man with a super scary balloon!!!"

*changes channel"

The Dodgers will advance to the NL Championship series!!!

*changes channel*

[Imperial States of Duotona]

Defendent, you are hereby sentenced to life in prison without parole.

*changes channel*

[Rick Perry]

Defendent, you are hereby sentenced to life in prison without parole.

*changes channel*

Around goes the 24 of William Byron!!
*changes channel*

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

"CNN has now confirmed, with the help of lip-reading experts, that the crowd's chant was, in fact, 'Let's Go Brandon' and not something more profane. For more on this, CNN commentator Jeffrey Toobin, joining us via Zoom. Now, Jeffrey, can you promise to keep your pants zipped for this entire interview? Trust me -- no one wants to see what you got going on down there...er, again--"

*changes channel*

[Rick Perry]

"CNN has now confirmed, with the help of lip-reading experts, that the crowd's chant was, in fact, 'Let's Go Brandon' and not something more profane. For more on this, CNN commentator Jeffrey Toobin, joining us via Zoom. Now, Jeffrey, can you promise to keep your pants zipped for this entire interview? Trust me -- no one wants to see what you got going on down there...er, again--"

*changes channel*

Kiki Hernandez hits it high high high in the air for a home run to tie the ALCS game one. After making a impressive catch in center field.

*changes channel*

[Atomic Testing Museum]

"Because I'm tired of all your macho head games."

*changes channel*

[Rick Perry]

"Because I'm tired of all your macho head games."

*changes channel*

J.D Martinez hits it high high high in the air for a GRAND SLAM!!!!!

couple innings later

J.D Martinez hits a Grand spy

*changes channel*

[95X]

"—all of these topics and more will be discussed by off-camera commentators while we air real in-game recordings, today! On Minecraft, the TV Show—"

*changes channel immediately*

[Random Country 453632]

"Quick! Take out those zombies!"

"Don't worry!I can do that with ease by using the Toilet Paper Launcher 898078.77^TM! The Toilet Paper Launcher 898078.77^TM is a mechanical device that rapidly shoots TOILET PAPERS at you foes! ..."

'Huh. Interesting...'

"...You can take down anything with this, from cup stacks to forklifts to entire flippin' NUKES!? And most importantly,"
*scene cuts to someone using the Toilet Paper Launcher 898078.77^TM at the bathroom*

"The chamber can load-"
*changes channel* Ew, no.

[Lamrac]

"Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol ..."
*Changes Channel"

[Free Ravensburg]

ℰ

*changes channel*

[Marchmarsh]

"...and maybe, just maybe we drop a happy lttle tree into our painting right here, shoot he's a big ol' conifer. Lets give him a friend, everybody needs a friend. I had a friend once..."

*channel changes*

[The Arbys Cult]

"Oh, no, Godzilla is attacking the city!"

"This is terrible!"

"Tell me about it. The last time he did was the day I learned that my insurance doesn't cover kaiju attacks. Only 'giant monsters' and 'eldritch abominations', which are apparently categories Godzilla, FREAKING GODZILLA, doesn't fall under!"

*Changes channel*

[Imperial States of Duotona]

Good evening, this is BBC News at 10. Paris has been accidentally hit with a nuclear missile.

*changes channel*

[Hanovereich]

We interrupt this broadcast with an urgent announcement. The insurance company that insures other insurance companies has collapsed. Other insurance companies are expected to collapse shortly."

*changes channel*

[Rick Perry]

Noooo. God nooo not my children l
Come here women!
Ok.
*smooch smooch*

Few hours later

*smooch smooch smooch*

*changes channel*

[Cereskia 2]

Did Ancient Aliens use-

*changes channel*

[Marchmarsh]

...a wooden coffee stirrer to mix the paint in the pot? You can get these free at most Coffee shops. When the paint is well mixed, take a plastic straw, and it's important that it is plastic, for the sake of rigidity, and gently apply the solution to..."

*changes channel*

[Free Ravensburg]

What’s seafoo?

*accidentally changes channel*

[Untecna]

DOOT

*changes channel*

[Aubado]

You're not gonna believe what this Florida man has done to an alligator.

*changes channel*