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95X
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Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:35 am

Computer-generated graphics appear while a recorded narrator announces the program: "From CSPN, the worldwide leader in politics, this is PoliticsCenter!"

Camera cuts to an anchor at a desk.

"Welcome to PoliticsCenter, we've got a full day of politics to discuss, and later in the show we'll replay the Washington Journal Crank Call of the Day, but first, Stephen A. will analyze the current standoff between Democrats and Repub—"

*changes channel immediately*
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Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:44 am

Alphonse gets his foot stuck in the tar pit. Fish tells him he's going to be a fossil. Alphonse says he wants to be a pterodactyl. Fish says it doesn't work that way, he'll be a duck. Alphonse says that's even better.

*changes channel*

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Nuloerkun
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Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nuloerkun » Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:58 am

Select star properties:

Mass: 0.094
Metallicity: 0.0136
# planets: 3
# other objects > 1km: 365,195,402,390

Radius: 0.116
Temperature: 1550 K
Spectral class: L2 V
Luminosity: 0.00007

*enter*

*MTT Oh yes sound plays*

*Starting system...*
T=-100M yr
.
.
.
T=+150M yr
Planet C has 100 moons
.
.
.
T=+500M yr
Oceans form on planet B at 0.0097 AU


*changes channel*
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95X
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Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Mon Oct 04, 2021 8:09 pm

"Stay tuned, the Movie of the Night is Oofsie McOof and the Oof of the Centuroof!"

*changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?

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Cereskia 2
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Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia 2 » Tue Oct 05, 2021 12:48 am

"-ferno has engulfed a 15-story apartment in the southern side of the suburbs this evening, authorities aren't sure what had caused the fire, but what we know for sure is there might be a short circuit or something. Firefighters are now racing to the scene to stop the fire and-"

*changes channel*
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo

Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
Get a load of this adbot sh!t.
-Taco and Dave Panpa.

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:10 am

"Tonight on Baking With Alphonse special guest Pippi Longstocking helps Alphonse make cinnamon buns. Fish wonders how Alphonse gets so many fictional characters to guest-star on his show. Alphonse chases Pippi around the studio with a rolling-pin. Fish explains that Alphonse and Pippi used to date but Alphonse found her too high-maintenance. Alphonse wonders why Fish is hosting the show."

*changes channel*

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Sladski
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Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:15 am

"So today we're gonna ask; how GOOD was royduaza actually? And we're also gonna be covering these competitive forma-"


*changes channel*
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.

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95X
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Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:05 pm

A man sitting at a table says, "hmm, I wish I could have a soup that wasn't full of preservatives!"

Another man in a suit walks up from the left, "now you can!", he hands the seated man a can, "Congresso Soup!"

"Thanks!", the seated man says, who somehow immediately opens the can.

"Hey, the can's empty!" he exclaims.

A jingle plays, "There's no soup in Congresso!"

"And now, back to I dated a Vampire Zombie!"

*changes channel immediately*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?

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Deblar
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Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:13 pm

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“Today we will be reviewing one of a kin vehicle that has about 2.3 ghz revving engine sound, goes up to idk 88 mm per every time I find a proper job in today's economy.”

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“oy luv you posh dickhead oy 'ave cum bak gimme a siggy innit cheesed off bloke daft fucker bollocks fish and chips bloody bloody arse.”

“hammon you tiny man where is the lambo chevy?”

“gon ei crashed it into James car.”

“hammond you sodding tic tac this was my lamborghini aventador.”

“call 999 my fokin car's beaning on Fire mate.”

“ham ond i have crack addiction i am die.”

“Jeremy I have to write divorce papers today I don't know what to do next please help me I can't go o-.”
“we don ot have petroleum hmalet.”

“Tody on Medium gear, what happens when taste exhoost fume?”

“K, I'll have a whiff.”



“Ery nice.”

“No Jeremia, car gad bas for health.”

“Shut mouth hammock.

“cock.”

“shut up jams.”

“th Esped is a lot mate !”

“weed. car. feet. Bottom Gear.”


*changes channel*

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New Wolvers
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Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Wolvers » Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:46 pm

We interrupt this broadcast for an important announcement:
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*changes channel*
II Wiki page of the Nation
Embassy Program (closed)
NS Stats are Russian propaganda
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Currently set in: Present days with FT stuff.
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Tringapore
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Founded: Jun 26, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tringapore » Fri Oct 08, 2021 12:04 am

"My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, h-

*changes channel*
The quote I live by
"Haha yes, die trash" - Baby Yoda


If anyone is interested, here is my Last.fm account.

Get vaccinated. Wear a mask. Stay safe. Save lives.

If you are wearing glasses and still able to read this without squinting your eyes off, you don't need them anymore.

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Cereskia 2
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Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia 2 » Fri Oct 08, 2021 12:13 am

*Opening trumpets* BREAKING NEWS!

Image

*changes channel*
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo

Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
Get a load of this adbot sh!t.
-Taco and Dave Panpa.

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:41 am

Alphonse tries to make coffee in the oven. Fish doesn't understand the concept of coffee.

*changes channel*

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Imperial States of Duotona
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Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial States of Duotona » Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:43 am

*loud garand ping* "URA!"

*changes channel*
Imperial States of Duotona
Duotona is a nation nestled in the Pacific Ocean. Marked by the scars of its bloody past, the people of Duotona persist and have given the nation a voice from which it preaches the word of peace and democracy across the globe!
Nation reflects OOC views. NS stats are sent to the shadow realm.
My Carrd, for where else I lurk online.

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:35 pm

"Today, I will tell you about our almighty ruler, Ahrbis. When the world needed him most, he descended from the heavens to unite the warring kingdoms. To show them the truth of the universe, he put all the ingredients in the land between two slices of bread, and—huh?"

"Get out of our studio!"

"There seems to be some sort of misunderstanding. You see, I am a faithful follower of The Arby's Cult, and I am spreading my message to—"

"No, you're trespassing on private property! We're trying to film the nightly news here!"

"Uh-oh." The cultist jumps onto a purple ostrich, which was not foreshadowed or even implied to exist in any way before. "Let's get out of here, Fluffy!" The ostrich screams, and the two jump out of the building through an open window.

A newscaster sits down at the desk where the cultist was sitting less than a minute ago, and begins speaking as if that entire event didn't just happen. "Good evening, everyone. In today's news, stock prices are currently—"

*Changes channel*
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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North Cromch
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Sun Oct 10, 2021 8:15 am

"sus."
"suS."
"sU-"

*le channel change*

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Redfell
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Posts: 17
Founded: May 08, 2020
Libertarian Police State

Postby Redfell » Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:07 pm

North Cromch wrote:"sus."
"suS."
"sU-"

*le channel change*

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*CHANGES CHANNEL*
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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:14 pm

Alphonse puts a big-block engine into the toaster. Fish points out that toasters don't have engines. Several bystanders are injured by flying toast.

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Cereskia 2
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Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia 2 » Sun Oct 10, 2021 8:45 pm

A-

*Loud as fuck laugh track plays*

*changes channel*
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo

Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
Get a load of this adbot sh!t.
-Taco and Dave Panpa.

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Ostrov Pestsa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Ostrov Pestsa » Mon Oct 11, 2021 12:09 am

Przyszła do mnie raz dziewczyna
W ciemną noc, w ciemną noc.
Po cichutku się wsunęła pod mój koc, pod mój koc.

A będzie to, będzie to, będzie to lekcja miłości.
Ta pierwsza lekcja miłości mej, mej, mej.
A będzie to, będzie to, będzie to lekcja-

*Changes channel*

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:56 am

"To you, my friend, and you, my friend and all of us together, here's a toast to life and to laughter and song...."

*Alphonse changes the channel*

*Fish changes it back*

*Alphonse sticks his head through the fourth wall to look at the audience*

*Fish doesn't understand the concept of walls*

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Neo Parkiant
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Oct 09, 2021
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Neo Parkiant » Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:28 am

Elephants are mammals,VERY BIG,knowed by th-
*Change Channel*

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Imperial Britannia
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: May 27, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Imperial Britannia » Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:27 pm

"A new law has been passed in Wisconsin requiring everyone to drink at least two beers every day."

*changes channel*

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Ostrov Pestsa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Ostrov Pestsa » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:36 pm

I started singin', bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a-

*Changes channel*

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Random Country 453632
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Random Country 453632 » Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:42 pm

title song plays
BORING FACTS!

The country of Laos seems to be a shooting star. Lucky for them, shooting stars aren't stars, but meteors. Falling from the sky. Fascinating fact-sinating fact-sinating fact-sinating fact, am I-

*changes channel*
My IC name is 'Randomia' (not to be confused with this Randomia
Location: the Pacific || WA Member: Yes || Activity: Sometimes
RandomCountry453632
The Randomest* (???) country in all of the Pacific!
*in terms of having Random in its name or not

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