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Wrengoh
Envoy
 
Posts: 261
Founded: Jul 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Wrengoh » Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:47 pm

"Yes, Manufacturing is dead in my country now, thanks to the green monkeys in the Legislature and of course 'Job Killer' Drei-Gai, if I could put my hands on him.. give me back my working hours, you son of a -"... (Cnuih snatches the remote off State Leader's hands)

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If a deal/request/trade cannot be negotiated due to ideological reasons, it would be nice to specify this somewhere. Please reply to Telegram msgs! They help solve a lot of issues.
Make Nations, not Memes.

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Constitutional Liberistan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jul 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Constitutional Liberistan » Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:55 pm

“…why we must ban these fully semi-automatic weapons from civilian use. They serve no purpose in a civilized society and I find the excuse of ‘target shooting’ to be nothing more than…”

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Aug 21, 2021 9:32 am

A supervillain is testing his new mind control device on two of his grunts.

Villain: "You will now obey my every command."

Grunts: "We obey."

Villain: "Perfect. Now, I want you two to act like you're not mind-controlled. I don't want anyone to know yet."

Grunt 1: "WE ARE NOT MIND-CONTROLLED! WE ARE NOT MIND-CONTROLLED! WE ARE NOT MIND-CONTROLLED!..."
Grunt 2: "Our master has requested that we do not disclose the fact that we are under his control."

Villain: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you think I'm dumber than a bag of rocks or something?"

Grunt 1: "Only if you want us to."

Villain: (Under his breath) "You really do, don't you?"

Grunt 1: "You are dumber than a bag of rocks."
Grunt 2: "Why are you so stupid?"

Villain: "AAAAAAA—"

*Changes channel*
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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American Socialist Republicans
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Nov 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby American Socialist Republicans » Sat Aug 21, 2021 9:35 am

A doctor in china has disovered the cure for ca-
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Aug 21, 2021 10:07 am

"Alphonse puts a bag of rocks beside Fish's bowl. Fish blinks at it."

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Constitutional Liberistan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jul 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Constitutional Liberistan » Sat Aug 21, 2021 5:54 pm

“El Coca Cola de México! Es muy barato y refrescante! Si señor, es muy sabroso!”

*Changes Channel*

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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sun Aug 22, 2021 12:24 am

"WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ONE DA-"

cronge

*Cnahges channel*
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Vadterland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Vadterland » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:37 am

"PRAISE, HONOR, AND ABUNDANCE UNTO THE CUBE! SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF THE CUBE! EXTRICATE THINE OWN HEART IN OFFERING TO THE CUBE, AND OUTPOUR THINE BLOOD IN GRATITUDE! DELIVER UNTO IT YOUR BLOOD AND THAT OF ALL INFID-"

I hate religious programming.

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The Germanian Empire | "Unser Vaterland, Herrscher der Asche..."
Factbooks | Music | Tech Level: PT/FanT | Current Year: 1943 UE (1958 AD)

In a strange world not so different from ours, a young empire stands in the heart of Europa. Born and forged in the fires of war, it is headed by an embittered Kaiserin and a camarilla of aging, scheming generals. Stretched to a breaking point and groaning under the stress and hubris of its past victories, the Fatherland stands on guard. But on the forefront of a new world, fighting a new war from without and within, will it survive?

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:47 pm

Whaddaya know? It's more religious programming.

"Sometimes I am asked, 'who is Arby? What makes our divine restaurant belong to him? Is Arby a god?' Those are all good questions. Verily I say unto thee, we are all Arby. The sandwiches that were delivered unto us by the Sandwich Gods were given to bring us together as one. Therefore, that which is Arby's is ours, and thus, we are Arby. Now, let us partake in the jalapeño poppers for just $.99 at participating locati—"

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Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81228
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:56 pm

"Coming up next on the leather, pvc and nylon channel. Young men creaking their leathers while in a cozy log cabin. Enjoy."

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B o r o v a n
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby B o r o v a n » Sun Aug 22, 2021 4:20 pm

"Professor what are you up to? Why are carrying a hoopla hoop?"
"This isn't a hoop. This is a portal simulater. Enter this portal and you can go anywhere."
"Where's you time machine rocket?"
"That...thing er..."
"Please don't tell me it broke."
"Ok we just need a few more thing to complete this portal creater. But I can't figure out what. Oh nevermind got it."
Bruuuuu!! The hula hoop emitted a purple light.
"Now who wants to go first?"
"I do!"
"Where do you want to go?"
Steps.
"James Ryan Halloway. What are you doing?"
"Ms. Gregfield."
"So this is what the college has been doing? Funding your stupid invention schemes? I've asked the college to support the arts after all the cuts we had and now our department is in dire shape."
"For your information," the professor jabbed at her chest, "None of the funding is from the college. It's from a grant from private investor Luanne Wellway. So we're free to spend it in our physics department."
"Money that could be better spent for real important stuff!"
"I'm building a portal!"
"Ha! This thing doesn't even work! What's this? A hula hoop? That emits lights for kids!"
"Professor Gregfield, I don't think you should..."
Bleeeeeuuuu!!!

"Uh...what happened to Professor Gregfield?"

*changes channel*
STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:11 pm

"Linda, be a doll and grab me anoth—huh?"

In the spot where Linda was standing a second ago is now a doll that looks exactly like her.

*Changes channel*
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Fri Aug 27, 2021 1:35 am

Coca cola espuma!

*Changes channel 1 milisecold before the can goes boom boom*
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Allinburg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 883
Founded: Feb 13, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Allinburg » Fri Aug 27, 2021 1:44 am

channel 195.2, Fox affiliate

*sends dish back to kitchen*
"HEY!!"
"yes chef."
"YOU THERE! TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT!! TOUCH IT!!! IT'S F*CKING RAW!!!!!"

*changes channel as gordon smashes the meat with his bare hands*
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IC☄ NS-Statsどこ?
OOC ‣ alie・♂️/・average nerd・no unsolicited TGs・©


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Wiolgopomorska
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 21, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Wiolgopomorska » Fri Aug 27, 2021 2:57 am

Never gonna~


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  • Modern Fantasy Universe where almost everyone is a latent sorcerer, but magic is still stigmatized in most of the world
  • Broken Kashubian ahoy
  • I’m not on drugs somehow, my brain is just that weird
  • Have a nice day!

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:32 am

World War One flying ace Alphonse flies over Fish's bowl, feeling sorry for the poor blighters in the trenches below. Fish changes his wifi password.

*changes channel*

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Allinburg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 883
Founded: Feb 13, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Allinburg » Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:14 am

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IC☄ NS-Statsどこ?
OOC ‣ alie・♂️/・average nerd・no unsolicited TGs・©


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B o r o v a n
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby B o r o v a n » Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:21 pm

This fall.
"Welcome to Aswerunia."
"Every alien species ever is here in this planet hoping to coexist."
Is an all new space adventure.
"Godfrey, you're chosen as guard."
"But I don't want to be a guard! I want to use my brains like an tax preparer. I don't have muscle!"
"Too bad!"
"Your mission is to protect the royal family of Deruna."
Black Screen.
"I hope you are prepared."
"Hehehe. I can't wait to unleash hell on this galaxy," a hoarse voice said inside a chest.
"There's a darkness around here. It is strong."
"You have the wrong alien. I'm quitting as guard."
"You can't quit."
"Does this look like I'm qualified?!"
"Every alien is panicking. There is a creature that escaped, thought to be extinct. Don't let him get to the royal family or all is lost."
"Muahahaha!!!"
"Only not much time until he destroys the ship!"
Coming soon!

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STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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Tolopel
Attaché
 
Posts: 68
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Tolopel » Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:23 pm

There's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like
Veggie Tales!
There's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like
Veggie Tales!
It's time for Veggie Ta-

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Enzonar
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Nov 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Enzonar » Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:08 pm

Baby, baby, baby oo-

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If my nation was based off my political views, I would be in prison.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:24 am

"Alphonse announced today that he is retiring from politics to devote more time to being fat and lazy. When he was remided that he already lost the last Presidential election, he quacked and waddled off in all directions."

*changes channel*

"Meanwhile, President Fish continued his obsessive search for the missing strawberries."

*changes channel*

"Film at eleven."

*changes channel*

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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1415
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Mon Sep 06, 2021 2:30 pm

"Magic NutriVitamins are not available in stores, so call n—"

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"Since I started brushing with Magic Sparkle Toothpaste, my teeth have never been whiter!"

*changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:07 pm

"He's your president, too, you know."

"No he isn't. I'm not American."

Dozens of CIA agents appear out of nowhere "Yes he is."

*Changes channel*
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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Vadterland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Vadterland » Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:41 pm

"I personally find the invention of pants to be a crime against human liber-"

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The Germanian Empire | "Unser Vaterland, Herrscher der Asche..."
Factbooks | Music | Tech Level: PT/FanT | Current Year: 1943 UE (1958 AD)

In a strange world not so different from ours, a young empire stands in the heart of Europa. Born and forged in the fires of war, it is headed by an embittered Kaiserin and a camarilla of aging, scheming generals. Stretched to a breaking point and groaning under the stress and hubris of its past victories, the Fatherland stands on guard. But on the forefront of a new world, fighting a new war from without and within, will it survive?

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Waisnor
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:11 am

"And now we enter the great game called "What this smile of Kim Jong Un means", what do you think?"

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81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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