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Laka Strolistandiler
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Posts: 4853
Founded: Jul 14, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:25 am

This Plays and very 80-ish dictor standing besides a cilindrical object somewhat resembling a soup thermos begins to explain:
“A ТЯУ-53 tactical nuclear device is very simple in it’s design and usage. It can be easily assembled from pre-made details, that can be found in normal Partisan Hideouts. We’ve already discussed it’s assembly in the previous episodes, so now we will focus on it’s deployment and operation. To remove the safety from the nuclear device, you need to install the safety key, which has to match the Химокод with the bomb of choice. This will power the bomb’s detonation system and this small light should turn green. Now, the bomb we use here is obviously a demonstration mock-up, but we can replicate most of the further steps via animation. (A rather old-style Men at Work MV-ish 3-d animation starts, showing a soldier and come very poorly rendered terrain, illustrating everything described below). After locating the target, remove the second safety by removing a “СБВ-24” pin. Note, that after removing the second safety the device can’t be reset or disarmed as it will lead to a detonation due to the activation of fail-safe system. Then, select the time to detonation using the timer, store the device in a discreet location in accordance with guidelines we’ve presented in the previous episodes and leave the area. Alternatively, a device can be set to “immediate detonation” mode- after removing second safety simply press and hold “БВ” button for up to 10 seconds while holding close a standard radio detonator in order for it to calibrate. Next time, after you press and hold the detonator for up to two seconds, the device will activate. Be aware, that contrary to misleading popular beliefs, such a device not only assures a fast and painless death, but also...”
*changes channel*
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:35 am

"After a short hiatus, the popular prime-time soap opera {i}The Fishingtons[/i] returns tonight with back-to-back episodes. Family patriarch Tweed Fishington escapes from prison. Eccentric Inspector Poisson goes into the walls to try to catch inept spies Alphonsky and Fishnikov. His hapless assistant Piffle stares at the wall. Then, sinister gardener Sniddler is seen burying something in the back yard. General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina makes a special appearance as his innocent-looking daughter Tamsin.... All tonight at 8 pm."

*changes channel until 8 pm*

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Snivelization
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Dec 11, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Snivelization » Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:50 am

Be sure to see Ken Burns' new PBS series "Snivelization" beginning tonight at 8:00 PM on...

*CHANGES CHANNEL*

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:56 am

"--THE KENNETH BRANAGH CHANNEL."

*Some sadist changes the channel several times to troll me.*
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?

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Jerzylvania
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Posts: 13542
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Jun 04, 2021 11:19 am

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:"--THE KENNETH BRANAGH CHANNEL."

*Some sadist changes the channel several times to troll me.*


*Changes the Channel*

Muwahahahaha!
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

QB Lamar Jackson will be available for trade, minimum bid is two #1 NFL draft picks+

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:26 am

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!

Sun Tzu said that!

And i'd say he knows a little mora about fighting that YOU do, pal, because he INVENTED IT!

And then he perf-

*changes channel*
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:33 am

"Alphonse claims to be 100% cotton. Fish is skeptical. Alphonse makes fish fingers for lunch. Fish doesn't understand the concept of fingers but he goes to the store anyway to get duck fingers."

*changes channel*

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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sun Jun 13, 2021 3:02 am

Suprise

Buttsec-

*changes le channel*
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Tarisas
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Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarisas » Sun Jun 13, 2021 3:20 am

"Good morning to you folks, today we are bringing your daily news, today the stock market was crashing down like it's the 1920s all over again. Many investors and businesses are getting furious about the stock market crash that they are rallying outside the presidential palace. More of this story will be covered later after this advertisement."

*changes channel*

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jun 18, 2021 9:51 am

"Alphonse makes tea. Fish doesn't understand the concept of beverages."

*changes channel*

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Azalfia
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Posts: 149
Founded: May 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Azalfia » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:01 pm

"And here, we see the wild Republican, about to spar with the Democ-"

*changes channel*
Uphold Azalfia! The Turn Of The Laborer's Has Come!



He/Him. 2 year debate student. I do debate sometimes. Empathy and Compassion for life. Supporter of the Peace Tax. What did Iceland tell the bankers?

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Nordic-British Union
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nordic-British Union » Fri Jun 18, 2021 9:42 pm

“It is of my humble opinion, that all my most esteemed and venerable colleagues are all socialist twerps, and th—“

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Ostrov Pestsa wrote:A steampunk anime world full of secrets waiting to be discovered.

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95X
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Posts: 1415
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Sun Jun 20, 2021 12:57 pm

*The next channel is continuous daytime talk show reruns, in the middle of an episode. The host is speaking.*

"—are not the father!"

*changes channel immediately*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?

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Amorosa-Coonarra Coasts
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Posts: 521
Founded: Oct 30, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Amorosa-Coonarra Coasts » Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:18 am

"Call right now to get an extra Super Mega Toaster for your scorchable designer kitchen! Buy 1, Get 2-"

*changes channel, exasperated*
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Arklanda
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Posts: 25
Founded: Oct 09, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Arklanda » Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:21 am

"Good Afternoon, Hundreds killed and thousands injured..."

*Changes channel*
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Trumpy America
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Posts: 68
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trumpy America » Mon Jun 21, 2021 4:49 pm

*A cargo ship leaves a port somewhere in Italy and begins sailing with a camera attached to it. Several hours pass... another ship sails by in the distance.*

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Dexterra
Minister
 
Posts: 2147
Founded: May 05, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dexterra » Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:37 pm

"On this episode of House Hunters, a newlywed couple is looking to buy their first home. On their wish list: a Beverly Hills mansion with an infinity pool, a helicopter landing pad and a T-rex paddock. Their starting budget is $9,000."

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Novaya Equestria
Senator
 
Posts: 4021
Founded: May 01, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Novaya Equestria » Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:19 am

"Juljas = Gayjas What kind of Juljas video idea is that?"

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READ BELOW!

I RP as Novaya, a Human militaristic nation (cuz anime) and an archipelagic country. I also RP as the Novayan Stellar Commonwealth, a FanFT/FanFFT nation.
Please refer to me/my nation as Novaya in both IC and OOC, NOT Novaya Equestria.

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:18 pm

"Alphonse experiments with self-driving cows. Fish asks if he means self-driving cars. Alphonse says no."

*changes channel*

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Redfell
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: May 08, 2020
Libertarian Police State

Postby Redfell » Sun Jun 27, 2021 2:47 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:"Alphonse experiments with self-driving cows. Fish asks if he means self-driving cars. Alphonse says no."

*changes channel*

Donald Trump will become president in August!

*changes channel*

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Tue Jun 29, 2021 5:06 pm

"The unification of Germany under Prussia led to a disastrous series of events, ultimately culminating in the outbreak of World War I, but what history took a different turn? What if my epic new original country, TheArbysCultenburg, united Germany instead? TheArbysCultenburg is a country that formed in Munich after Arbyists converted everyone in the city to Arbysim. Every other German country (Including Austria and Switzerland) agreed that Arbyism is the true religion, and joined TheArbysCultenburg to form The Arby's C— I mean the German Empire. Then they colonized Africa before King Leopold and converted all the Africans to Arbyism. Then The Ar— I mean Germany discovered nukes in 1892 and used them to nuke the British, then they colonized the moon, then—"

*Changes channel*
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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Kauzat
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Posts: 20
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kauzat » Tue Jun 29, 2021 5:25 pm

"-Elcome back to another episode of 'dropping JDAM bombs on potential terrorists!' today we will be going to the north Kauzatian Mountains, where a small hideout of smelly Soveinians are! the camera follows a plane dropping a large bomb on part of the mountain- *changes channel before bomb goes off*

The Islamic Space Piracy Group of "Kauzantia"

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:52 am

"Alphonse is arrested by the Federales. He demands to see their badges. They tell him they don't need no stinkin' badges. Fish giggles."

*changes channel*

"Fish is jealous because Alphonse has a supper dish with his name on it. Alphonse writes Fish's name on his bowl with a magic marker. Fish remembers that Alphonse can neither read nor write."

*changes channel*

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Redfell
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: May 08, 2020
Libertarian Police State

Postby Redfell » Fri Jul 02, 2021 2:34 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:"Alphonse is arrested by the Federales. He demands to see their badges. They tell him they don't need no stinkin' badges. Fish giggles."

*changes channel*

"Fish is jealous because Alphonse has a supper dish with his name on it. Alphonse writes Fish's name on his bowl with a magic marker. Fish remembers that Alphonse can neither read nor write."

*changes channel*

I am sorry that I'm replying to your posts again. I'm also sorry that--

*changes channel*
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:47 am

***Emergency Tone*** "This is a required weekly test. If you are in the area of this test, please evacuate immediately as the test may pose a danger to your life and property."

*Changes channel*
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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