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Ungvarnfjall
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Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
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Postby Ungvarnfjall » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:03 pm

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to a small region of southern France.
*Changes Channel*
.‡ WINTER IS COMING ‡.


廣東話 / Français / نجد عربي / Русский / Ελληνική / Latine
please leave me out of politics
no ns stats

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Free Arabian Nation
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Posts: 1802
Founded: May 02, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:19 pm

العرب الأحرار
I don't use NS Stats, for they are against the will of Liberty and God.

News
Open to TGs


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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:12 am

"Coming up on ESPN…"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!

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Nilrahrarfan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 729
Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:21 am

95X wrote:"Coming up on ESPN…"

*Changes channel*

"Welcome back to Animal Channel!"
*Changes Channel*
Master of Puppets on Nationstates
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SIVA
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby SIVA » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:35 am

"WE ARE THE HIVEMIND. SURRENDER NOW, HUMA-"
*changes channel*

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Free Arabian Nation
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Founded: May 02, 2018
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Postby Free Arabian Nation » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:41 am

"Please ignore the above message, the North Korean government has defeated i-"

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العرب الأحرار
I don't use NS Stats, for they are against the will of Liberty and God.

News
Open to TGs


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95X
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Founded: Sep 30, 2004
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Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:31 pm

"…Next on The 700 Club…"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!

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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
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Postby Great Celestial China » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:52 pm

Image

~Change Channel~
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day

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The Great Under-Empire
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Under-Empire » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:09 pm

Image

*change channel*
The Skaven Under-Empire from Warhammer
Sorry BP for weird english. Also, can't do half the Issues because it won't make sense.
Clans of the Under-Empire
Klxa ow xte Entta-Exnxvia
NS stat-things are eaten-devoured, good-yes!

SVN: Great-glorious rocket into space! More worlds, more food, more glory for us! | We take elf-thing magic, dead-things magic, Chaos-things magic! Take it all, Take it all!!! | Warp-tech makes no gravity weapon-machine, make pointy-ears and human things fly fly!

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Jerzyland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 385
Founded: Feb 28, 2018
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Postby Jerzyland » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:56 pm

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*drives into town, changes party, drives home*

*changes the channel*
Dat ol' man Jerzy...

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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:16 pm

Image
~change channel~
Last edited by Great Celestial China on Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:36 pm, edited 3 times in total.
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day

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Likar
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Posts: 921
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
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Postby Likar » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:18 pm

"DEATH TO AMERICA, AND BUTTER SAU-"



*Changes Channel*
LOVEWHOYOUARE~


Muslim and proud!
Your Local Dank Meme Lord™
Classical(ish) Liberal
Seriously, why are you looking at this.

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Realm of Lustria
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Sep 11, 2018
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Postby Realm of Lustria » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:20 pm

Image

*change channel*
High Elves: dies form a few rats when they're wearing armour and are armed.

Dark Elves: gets murdered by their siblings for a sacrifice to power their King

Skavens: gets killed by their scribes for being complete assholes to them

Old World Races: fights each other and dies

Norsca: wanders around in snow all day

Lizardmen: eats everything that tries to kill them and have sexy voices

I'm someone's puppet, but who's though? Hmmm
More coming soon.

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Tornado Queendom
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Posts: 1129
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:41 am

Realm of Lustria wrote:(Image)

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"SnooPINGAS usual I see"
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UNDER ECONOMIC MARTIAL LAW (Communism)
The craziest schizo on NationStates. National Trotskyism is my ideology.
Enron Did Nothing Wrong
Stay Home™
There are three genders: Male, Female, and Spam. I respect your opinion if you think otherwise.
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself™
The future will not look like the Jetsons, it will look like Mutant Rampage BodySlam.

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Chipu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Sep 14, 2018
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Postby Chipu » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:45 am

"Bullshit! Get on your knees, scumbag!"
*changes channel*
A power 15 civilization, according to this index's Power Comparator Scale.


OOC Info:
I am a proud conservative liberal.

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Crysuko
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7453
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:32 am

*changes channel*

...and now for our organic section, 100 uses for a cucumber!
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs

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The Biggles Syndicate
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Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:49 am

"IT DO GO DOWN!"
changes channel
"News reports say that the Rebirthed are only five miles away from the town of-"
KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the Rebirthed have broken in and destroyed the television
Man, I'm glad I wasn't in there. Back to watching TV!
changes channel
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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
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Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:49 am

"And now, back to Biggles and Friends..."

*changes channel*

"Bloop!"
"Wek."
"Bloop!"
"Wek."
"Bloop!"
"Wek."

*changes channel*

"Bloop!"

*changes channel*

"Wek."

*changes channel*

"... Campbell's Soup..."

*changes channel*

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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
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Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:53 pm

"The following program is a paid advertisement. The views and opinions expressed on the upcoming program do not necessarily reflect the opinion of NBC 62, it's staff, or management."

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!

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True Pacific
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Sep 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby True Pacific » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:26 pm

Robert Mueller announces that Putin may have ties to Russia, in a statement earlier, Mueller said "After careful inspection, Putin is revealed to have-

*changes channel*
Daily News: Corn production up 30% - Texas threatens Nuclear War - PNet expands - Rebels crushed in Ereen.

Hi, I'm a alt of The Texas Faction, I like long walks by the beach, and DEFENDING THE MOTHERLAND FROM IMPERIALISTIC DOGS.
Have a good day!
I actually use NS stats, I'm not some weakling "roleplayer" (Flag made by Cantelo)

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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:29 pm

Image

~change channel~
Last edited by Great Celestial China on Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day

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Nuclear Wastelands
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Posts: 166
Founded: Dec 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nuclear Wastelands » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:34 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRPeYP6gS-s

*Changes Channel/Radio Station*
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RP Year: 2292 Political Compass | Savage.
A Bisexual Guy that doesn't really give a crap. And Yes, I have a Boyfriend.
Defend the Bi Flag!

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S0up Nazi
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby S0up Nazi » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:46 pm

"Carrie Underwood revealed some tragic news this weekend about her fertility issues over the past couple years during which she suffered three miscarriages and..."

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New Cla
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Posts: 154
Founded: May 14, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby New Cla » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:59 pm

Donald trump has just done a T Pose.

*Changes Channel*

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Latin Islands
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Nov 29, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Latin Islands » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:22 am

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*CHANGES CHANNEL*
IC:
The Federation of Latin Islands
"D'un océan à l'autre"
A parliamentary democracy in The West Pacific.
OOC:
Have you experienced something so nostalgic that it hurts?
Likes animated series. Dislikes overgeneralizations.

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