CHANGE THE CHANNEL

by **Neuenhanse** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:21 pm

"WHAT. IS. UP DRAMA ALERT NAATIION IM YER HOST KILLER KEEMSTAAAAAAR LEEEEETTTS GET ROOOOOOOIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTTTT INTO THE NEE-"

*changes channel*

by **Nooooooooooooooo** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:45 pm

"Are you tired of seeing commercials? Well then don't mute this commercial!"

*changes channel*

by **Talatorrum** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:48 pm

"Hey kids, you wanna see Elsa and Spiderman have some intimate fun?"

*changes channel*

by **B o r o v a n** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:20 pm

"You were always the loser, Lee," said Bobby, "We always picked you last for the raids because your internet connection was slow as fuck and was so fucking stupid you didn't eject the defenders and let them in! And now you die permanently in NS!"
Lee grabbed a handful of virtual sand from the ground and fling it into Bobby's eyes as Bobby was about to kill him with his knife.
"AAAAHHHH!!"
"I remember-" fingers trembling, "When you stole my backpack and all my classmates just stood there idly by while you just laughed as you had me chasing after you with my backpack. But now no more BULLYING!!"
"No! Don't eject me into the rejected realms!"
"Oh no this fate is far worse than that."
Lee pushed him off the cliff landing him in The Rejected Realms.
"Hmm.. Liar. I knew he was too soft." Click!
You try to move to another region but failed.
"What the..."

*changes channel*

by **Free Ravensburg** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:26 pm

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

*changes channel

by **Nooooooooooooooo** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:52 pm

"I'd like to solve."
"Yep, go ahead."
"Beautiful sand dunes!"
"Yeah, that's it! And we're sending you to Lebanon!"

*changes channel*

by **Ovesa** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:02 pm

Rattatouille

R E M M Y
I S
T H E R E

He is a rat and he likes to cook

He make the soup, they eat the soup, they like the soup
He become CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

"Remmy is a rat and he is also my best friend"

-hastily changes channel-

by **Minskiev** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:07 pm

And-a that-a, my friend-a, is-a how-a you-a make a perfect-a risotto. Thanks Chef Gordramsee! No -a problema! Now-a taste-a my-a new-a spaghetti.

by **The Arbys Cult** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:46 pm

"Welcome back to The Daily Chat. I'm you new host, H. Jon Benjamin, filling in for the old host until we can pay off her bail. Today, we'll bring back the discussion of which Arby's sandwich brings you closest to the Gods? You can phone in your thoughts at +69 (420)-1337-"

*Changes channel*

by **Kergstan** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:04 pm

...That could lead to the formation of a substance named smegma, to avoid th...

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by **Nintendo Wii** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:02 am

*Wii Shop Channel music plays, whist the discounts on games move across the screen. It then starts to say, 'NEW DEAL ON MARIO KAR-*

*changes channel*

by **Fatatatutti** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:57 am

"Gallant knights Sir Alphonse and Sir Fish search for the Holy Grail. Sir Fish looks in the fridge and Sir Alphonse has to rescue him from the freezer. Sir Alphonse looks in the cupboard and finds a Holy Muffin Pan...."

*changes channel*

by **Minskiev** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:59 am

“SHAKE IT BEFORE YOU BAKE IT!”

*changes channel*

by **The Yeetusa** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:42 pm

"Do you wanna have a bad time?
Cause if you take another step forward... you are REALLY not going to like what happens next."

protagonist takes a step forward.

"Welp. Sorry old lady. This is why I never make promises."

*Changes Channel*

Btw I would TOTALLY write this is Comic Sans if I could.

by **Ovesa** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:45 pm

The Yeetusa wrote:"Do you wanna have a bad time?
Cause if you take another step forward... you are REALLY not going to like what happens next."

protagonist takes a step forward.

"Welp. Sorry old lady. This is why I never make promises."

*Changes Channel*

Btw I would TOTALLY write this is Comic Sans if I could.

Was feeling down today, but this made me smile. Thank you

/skip

by **B o r o v a n** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:52 pm

Paulie the Panda and Rey the Bison were having milkshakes and hamburgers in the mall, eating.
A tv in front of them changed from a TV drama to a special news broadcast.
"Good day citizens of Burveer," said a tall old looking rabbit in a suit, "I'm Mayor Reesenthyer and I want to give a update. Some of you are not wearing your masks. It is vital to do so. Wearing a mask protects others. I noticed we just opened last week but it's not enough..."
A male fox and a female raccoon were kissing and embracing each other, stopped to look up.
"...if you guys are not wearing your masks we will have to get tough. We will fine anyone who does not wear a mask. And our finest policemen will make sure of that," smiling and gesturing at Chief Beckett the Elephant who nodded, "From now on for six weeks, dine in at restaurants is forbidden and malls will be closed..."
Rey and Paulie switched glances.

*changes channel*

by **Southern Tzhelarhaai** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:13 am

"Every man a king, every man a king, for you can be a millio-"

*changes channel*

by **North Cromch** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:41 am

S P A C E

*chinnel cheng

by **B o r o v a n** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:38 pm

"Fyten, I have a special assignment for you." said a frog. "No one can hear you right?"
"Macell." said a goat. "No, I'm alone."
"There's a communist activist that's getting a lot of popularity."
"Target?"
"Jevar Timet. He's a zebra. His dad is an immigrant, immigrated from the south and he was raised as a gangster before someone helped him quit and went to college and became an activist after getting a job. Anyway I need you to assassinate him. If you do it, there's a large sum of cash for you. One million dollars."
"I'm in." he said with a greedy look in his eyes, grabbing his sniper rifle.

*changes channel*

by **Free Ravensburg** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:40 pm

SCP-682 just broke out at Gate B. I want all available helicopters and MTF units to Gate B NOW. I repeat, SCP-682 is out of the facility. All available helicopters and MTF units at Gate B NOW.

*changes channel

by **Dominioan** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:48 pm

There is no escape. It found us. The horrible terrible-

*changes channel

by **Xeosia Later** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:52 pm

SO here's how you cook Pigeon meat, firs-

*changes the channel*

by **The Cosmic Mainframe** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:02 pm

LAST TIME ON "CHANGE THE CHANNEL:"

"WHAT. IS. UP DRAMA ALERT NAATIION IM YER HOST KILLER KEEMSTAAAAAAR"

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old."

"Thanks Chef Gordramsee! No -a problema!"

"NEW DEAL ON MARIO KAR-"

"Gallant knights Sir Alphonse and Sir Fish search for the Holy Grail."

"I want all available helicopters and MTF units to Gate B NOW. I repeat-"

"There is no escape. It found us. The horrible terrible-"

AND NOW, THE CONTINUA-
*changes channel*

by **The Yeetusa** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:19 pm

"And today, we are discussing the newest international hack group, "RAfans". Fred, what do you have to-"

*static for a second*

*Never Gonna Give You Up, the music video starts playing*

"NEVER GONNA GIV-"

*changes channel*

by **Fatatatutti** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:17 pm

Fish changes the channel.

CHANGE THE CHANNEL

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