NationStates

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:25 pm**

CHANGES CHANNEL TO ANYTHING ELSE. I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE, AS LONG AS IT ISN'T SAO.

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:22 pm**

Shit, no plz

THIS IS WORSE!

*smashes TV*

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:15 pm**

Sh/t!

*Buys new TV*

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:17 pm**

"You got no bloody arms left!"

"Yes I have."

"LOOK!"

"Its just a flesh wound."

Changes Channel

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:45 pm**

"a planned rally has been uncovered-"
changes channel

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:03 pm**

*change channel*

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:16 pm**

"These creatures you see on our backs are called ysalamiri. They're sessile, tree-dwelling creatures from a distant, third-rate planet, and they have an interesting and possibly unique ability; they push back the Force. A single ysalamiri can occasionally create a bubble as large as ten meters across; a whole group of them reinforcing one another can-

*CHANGES CHANNEL*

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:13 pm**

...We accept major credit cards, check, or C.O.D.! But wait; there's more! Order now to get a free Polecleaner...Free of charge! We accept major credit cards, check, or C.O.D.! But wait; there's m-

*wakes up to change channel*

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:55 am**

You know what, this actually isn't that--

*Changes Channel*

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:28 am**

"Anime is a violation of almost every book of the Bib–"

*Changes channel*

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:40 am**

"Aw yes Senpai~ Eat m-"

FUCKING CHANGE IT

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:57 am**

"We're live at school district headquarters in week three of negotiations, with no end to the contract negotiation strike in sight. Administrators say a five percent across-the-board increase represents the best offer available, the union accuses administrators of being 'corporate fatcats with no regard for the future.' Superintendent Chalmers says an apology is in order–"

*Changes channel*

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:10 pm**

"On next at 3:30: Donald Trump giving a speech for 4 and a half hou-"
Oh god

-changes channel-

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:48 pm**

McCartney told us he was over at Lennon's place with a small group of friends ... "And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying - I don't even know if we were staying over or anything, we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did." Paul also says in order to inspire more enjoyable twisting, they would all shout out names of sexy celebs to think about wh...

*gets can and brush then paints screen black*

Oh wait. That's like a Stone's song. Silly me. :twisted:

*changes channel*

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:36 pm**

*change channel*

"What the-"

"Alexa, change the channel"

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:41 pm**

"American nationalism is on an all-time high! We need to come together, as people of color, and unite against oppre-"

*Changes Channel*

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:53 pm**

"Well, at least it's not cringy, right?"

*change channel*

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:15 pm**

"Y'know Brett, both of these quarterbacks are looking at bright futures in the NFL, but right now it comes down to this one final play with one second on the clock remaining in the fourth quarter to determine the 2018 Pac-12 Football champion—"

*Changes channel*

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:39 am**

Damn those mushrooms are really good, maybe a bit too good.

*changes channel*

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:56 am**

And today, in 'Murica's Wildest Police Cha-

*Changes channel*

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:33 am**

Stanier wrote:(Image)

And today, in 'Murica's Wildest Police Cha-

*Changes channel*

'"We will now censor the internet for copyright infringement, because we said so. Any 'ree's' will not work, so have fun with your censorship."
-CHANGES CHANNEL!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:44 am**

Esternial wrote:"Talk dirty to me."

"I'd like to separate your church from your state."

"OOH YEAH BABY FUCK ME LIKE THE STATE FUCKS THE LOWER CLASS"

*Changes channel*

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:41 pm**

What's wrong with that gurl? She don't get his mating rituals.

*changes the channel*

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:48 pm**

*change channel*

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:06 pm**

нет -changes channel-

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